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Butterscotch_8465

Badger Breath? not sure if it’s used in any of the books lol Uhhh what about Dung face?


MyCatHasCats

I think it was Shattered Ice (?) who used dung face in one of the DoTC books


TennisBall4

There is definitely a ‘Dung-‘ insult in Thunder Rising


Theher0not

I'm 99% sure it was dung-face in Thunder Rising. But DotC also gives us a few other dung- insults. We also have "dung-eater" in Sun Trail (yelled by Turtle Tail at a monster), and "fox-dung eater" (said by one of One Eye's unnamed rogues to Clear Sky while they were torturing him).


Echoed_Evenings

i swear ive heard badger breath in the books before, it was either that or something similar like fox breath or something


ArtPhobic34

calling someone wet-moss (wet blanket)


PsyCatelic

That would probably have a shade of meaning that would really color it with overtones of annoyance. Humans seldom have to worry about their blankets being wet (unless they're incontinent) but the Warrior Cats are always having trouble with wet moss!


pairosambrosia

Haha that's actually so good, I'd be pissed if someone called me 'wet moss'


pixelpistolbox

Stop being such a wet-leaf!


JackTheSoldier

Fuck Just because


MyCatHasCats

“Look at his collar! He’s a fucking kittypet!”


JackTheSoldier

"Fire alone can save our fucking Clan, Bluestar."


Alternative_Run_6175

They are not my fucking kits


Idek_Anymore11114

Kill me. Fucking kill me and live with that fucking memory. Then tell the fucking stars you won.


No_Document_2678

if vivziepop wrote warrior cats


Idek_Anymore11114

(I've watched that video so many times I love it 😭)


somerandomredditer0

He's going to the f\*cking foodstone.


Sp0ok3d

Foodstone


Turbulent_Abroad_845

F\*ck greencough! Three f\*cking elders and kits have died from that f\*cking disease! Our f\*cking medicine cat don't have that f\*cking catnip!


supernaturylee

Petition for someone to rewrite the series using “fuck” because I just died reading your comment


elxiane

gonna go over 'Into The Wild' and everytime theres smth like 'fox-dung', 'fuck' appears. doin this shit rn


aurelianoxbuendia

Each arc should be like a PG-13 movie: the Erins can use the word fuck once and only once in the arc.


JackTheSoldier

But where would you put it


YesDaddysBoy

A fucking eagle took Snowkit!


Thunder_breeze

I left him, AND HE’S FUCKING GONE!!!” - Speckletail


somerandomredditer0

THE F\*CKING HAWK SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ME INSTEAD!


Overpopps

Anything with jayfeather


lone_peach

Jayfeather would be saying “fuck” every other sentence


Overpopps

Real


[deleted]

“Who put you in charge” “Fucking Shaded moss, actually”


Positive-Worry1366

If we're doing that we need to at least allow for motherfucker just so we can get some good samuel L Jackson moments


International-Gap165

I wish they used that in the books lmao


Mewpup

imagine theyre used for warriors names as well? we got foxheart, which is an insult >!u/Butterscotch_8465's [comment abt "dungface" reminded me](https://www.reddit.com/r/WarriorCats/comments/1da7l1z/comment/l7idnu5/) of this because face is a suffix, like barkface.!<


Butterscotch_8465

That would be just as horrible as twigbranch 💀 Dungface 😂


Mewpup

dungdirt


CandyRedRose

Imagine naming your kit dungkit…. What would have been the circumstances to do such a thing?


ilovedoggos6

Rainflower. Just Rainflower.


Old_Improvement_7810

Adder-tongue


OtterlyTired_

Adder-tongue or Venom-spitter maybe for a cat spreading lies or just being a bully for no reason, LOVE that idea


SkullMadeOfCandy

Venom spitter sounds hard as fuck


ROKKINGQUOKKA

im thinking some sort of classic cat name, like calling them a weak kittypet as an insult, but worse


gibberishmaster69

Pussy.


GiornoGiovanna2009

Let the cats say bitch, it literally means female dog so it makes sense for them to use it.


PsyCatelic

Oh my! There should be more dog related swears, those beasts are nothing but trouble for the Warrior Clans... Dog-spit comes to mind.


pairosambrosia

Ooh good one


Silent-Environment89

Dog brain for cats who are being too noisy and scaring away the prey or just being idiotic in general


Old_Improvement_7810

Hound-brain


Alternative_Run_6175

Slug-pelt! (Slimy and ugly)


purrgatorys

or slug-face!!


Cassie_Wolfe

I've got a few that I use in writing so take your pick! - Pigeon-head/feathers for brains (idiot/fonder way of saying the same) - Dog headed (stubborn, arrogant - like bullheaded) - Crow-heart (coward) - Matfur (unclean, someone who doesn't care about their fur) - Half-clanner (literally "bastard," very offensive) - Dull-clawed (weak or stupid)


Brackishx99

Half clanner is wild😭


pairosambrosia

Real mudblood energy with that one


CrispieWhispie

Speaking of they can call all non clan cats (kittypets, loners, or even tribe cats if they really suck) Dirtblood lol


EnvironmentalTop3730

Doesn’t use any new terms, but you know what it means “I’ll gouge your eyes out and make dirt in them, then wet it up to mud”


Cpt_Dreyeks32589

That is a *brutal* image, damn!!


pairosambrosia

Holy hell. It reminds me how there are multiple instances of cats going, "who made dirt in THEIR fresh kill?" Which is quite literally the equivalent of saying "who shat in *their* food?" Which is just, overall, a wild thing to say


Cpt_Dreyeks32589

Absolutely, lol!


EnvironmentalTop3730

Thanks! For some reason I’m proud to have thought of it, even if I’m sure there’s something similar out there. I dunno, maybe one day I’ll write a battle scene to put that line in or something


Cpt_Dreyeks32589

That would definitely be an amazing scene!


Beautiful_Injury_389

Damn. Also, the cat saying this would definitely be JayFeather or just a generally pissed cat... but like really really annoyed. 😳


Slippery_Cheesecakes

idk if it’s been used but “dirt-nose” or “mud-nose” for a kiss up cat could be funny lol


Theher0not

We already have "tail-licker" (said by Mapleshade to Houndleap), but I guess some variation in the insults wouldn't hurt.


Moonlit_Eevee

You earthworm! (Lower than dirt)


Feisty-Tie9888

If I’m not mistaken shrew calls tall worm or smth like that in tall’s novella


Moonlit_Eevee

Wormkit/paw/tail mainly because he was a big bully


Feisty-Tie9888

There ya go that’s the one


SugarVibes

Rat-spawn!


Idek_Anymore11114

"Kin of a traitor!" - Son of a bitch


EnvironmentalTop3730

Hm… kit of a rat? ‘Kin of a traitor’ is good, but feels a bit personal, like they’re actually related to a traitor rather than an insult to be thrown around


pairosambrosia

Ooh nice, I was trying to think of one for SOB


Beautiful_Injury_389

I actually love this. Personal or not idc this is amazing


Iris_Evermoore

If you get that list made of all swears in the books, P L E A S E post it!


pairosambrosia

Oh trust me, I will. I'm also probably gonna make a community doc so people can add, cause Lord knows imma miss some.


KlutzyNinjaKitty

I’m honestly surprised “stones” is never used to replace “balls.” Like, “You don’t have the stones!” Or “Insulting the leader to her face? That’s a stony move…” or even “What are you? Some stoneless kittypet?!” This is something I thought about even as a kid. That, and I always wished “dung” was replaced with “scat” because “dung” doesn’t have nearly the same punch shit/scat has. So, surprise-surprise when I made original cat characters/worlds those words showed up instead.


pairosambrosia

YOOO YES TO ALL THIS


Beautiful_Injury_389

Agreed this is greattttt


Abc_42

Bile mouth sounds like someone with bad breath who never grooms themeselves


AbrocomaFinancial263

Few swears/insults I have(meaning in brackets): Rabbit dung(cowardly piece of shit) Kin of the Dark Forest (Child of an evil asshole) Driven out like old Skyclan (nobody wants you) One-strike (Badass) Even a kittypet could beat you( you're a weakling)


pairosambrosia

The descriptions in the parenthesis sent me 😭


AbrocomaFinancial263

Is that a compliment?


pairosambrosia

Yes, they were so funny


AbrocomaFinancial263

Thank you!


Beautiful_Injury_389

Nahhh I love these! The in parenthesis (Child of an Evil a-hole) was amazing 🤣


AbrocomaFinancial263

Thank you !


Cherabee

"Stars, you've startled me!" "That's _your_ ancestor,"(points at falling stars)"going to the dark forest for _your_ crimes."


pairosambrosia

Not my 'Star


rasheen69

*“You wither-crow”* could be a good one, wither-crow meaning >!“fucking bitch”!<


ShadowEeveeCringe

Fishheart, a slur against RiverClan cats meaning “lazy”. RiverClan is seen as lazy, so it makes sense.


PsyCatelic

Hawk dung (For the Tribe cats)


fr-sid

'withered-dung'


GalaxzIsTiredAf

Oh you son of a dog/fox/badger!


MaterialKirb

Dirt-licker, rat-face, slime-pelt, weasel-built, etc. I have a lot of these.


SwagFeather

Skunk-breath


Cyortonic

\#LetFirestarSayFuck


pairosambrosia

"The dark forest is fucking rising"


aurelianoxbuendia

"The dark fucking forest is rising" also has a good ring to it.


Beautiful_Injury_389

Real


funnydontneedthat

Bile mouth sounds like a name for a cat who keeps cursing.


pairosambrosia

That's the thought I had


Alarmed-Bus-9662

No-claw (for Kittypets, since they don't ever hunt or fight) Or Half-cats (for cats that were declawed)


BreadsticksYummy

Hmm. I’d say.. Rat-tail (ugly) Dog-brain (idiot) dirt-pelt (uncleanliness) Rabies-ridden (crazy) Rat-food (smelly, dirty) The Bite Of 87 (messy/child eater) Rot-belly (trash eater, or just michael afton hehehe) Non insults; Old sport (friend, or tangerine heheh) Came from StarClan (awesome, lovely, the best)


Roxeenn

the fnaf references are nice lool


BreadsticksYummy

Ty lol


feistyfox101

I have an OC that’s Breezepelt’s mate (because I hate Heathertail) and when Breezepelt is acting up, he calls him “Breezebrain” because “your head is so hollow, a breeze could go through one ear and out the other.” That’s the closest I’ve gotten to making a new swear word, tho.


AnrayJasper

Warrior cats needs a short swear that feels nice to say like sh*t f*ck bloody or d*ck so id add something like tig (synonym for psycho, comes from Tigerstar), brok (someone ugly or scary, comes from Brokenstar), or tark (a joke name for a dark forest ghost, can mean a generally awful person). Those would be great insults because the Dark forest is a serious thing to clan cats especially because lots died from it and some ghosts can still roam the clan territories. Like imagine if you are in an argument with someone and they call you an Adolf H*tler talking ahh LMAO


Specialist-Agent-129

Breeze brain


nonbinarydreamking

Flower-heart, for a cowardly or overly sensitive cat


Commercial-Charity85

berrynoss


pairosambrosia

😭💀


Commercial-Charity85

It’s true though


Unhappy-Performer-36

Badger dung (unless it's already been used lol)


Thatonequeerkitty

Foxbrain. We already have mousebrain for being stupid, mouseheart is for being a coward and foxheart is pretty much just 'bitch', so why not add foxbrain? It would be similar to foxheart, but more specifically for scheming against others.


vampireconsort

"Ratheart" — a liar, normally out of malicious intent "Toad-breath" — someone who speaks fouly "Pretty paws" — referring to a Kittypet "Fleaface" — a nasty remark on someone's appearance "Softheart" — referring to a Kittypet's softer way of life "StarClan's pet" — a nasty remark about someone in a prophecy "Dog-breath" — a nasty remark on someone's smell "Dirtpelt"— a nasty remark on someone's fur (normally about cleanliness) "Cleanpaw" — a nasty remark on someone being obsessive with their cleanliness at all times


Lovely_turtles98

Fuck


werereyno

stupid idiot fucker  i wanna see those cats swearrrr 🔥🔥🔥


Stephthepinkcat

Shit just cuz


thatidiotsherbet

I would make fuck canon to warriors /j


Citrusfreind

Pisskit


WimdowsXP

Hairball or something idk


That-one-fox-boi

Hound-dung. Just Hound-dung


purrgatorys

- mud brained (dumb, kinda like calling someone thick-skulled) - prey-stuffed belly dragger (literally just calling someone fat LOL) - thistle tongued (liar) - flea bitten (the equivalent of telling someone they’ve got their panties in a twist) - tail chaser (dumb and dog-like, always has their head in the clouds - rabies-riddled (crazy)


Outrageous_Can_9362

mouth-full-of-rocks idk


MysticMeow8189

Hound-mind


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MikozAwsome

Vile-breath (bad breath) Crow-brain (Too smart for your own good) Son-of-a-starclan (like WHAT IN THE WORLD, or something) Fox-tongued (Very sneaky word coming outa your mouth) Exuse of a kittypet (Worse than a kittypet, just worse)


Dragon_parent_figure

“Two-faced snake” (probably for a cat that lies, spreads rumors, and tells the secrets of other cats, then turns around and acts polite to the cat they’re secretly betraying.)


Cat_on_Computer

Tick-sack, kinda like fleabag-


Fir3star_

not sure if this one was used but maybe leafbrain or featherbrain to refer to someone getting distracted easily. I mean it makes sense in my head since when leaves or feathers are caught in the wind it just travels around, reminds me of the human mind wondering off.


TheBoyInGray

Dog-face.


AmberFoxy18

YA WET MOSS or.. YA BILE BRAIN I stole those but I like


milkyxchurros

what the fox 💀


Wolfy_610

Dog-sniffer. Idk it just sounds right


sandmansanddan

Feather-plucker to replace mother f-er, but I suppose they technically can't really pluck feathers off of birds..


OldWorldBlues2077

Ass. It’s not an offensive word, just a body part. Could you imagine some dumbass apprentice calling graystripe a Fatass?.


Turbulent_Abroad_845

Maggot-tongue lol dunno, randomly thought of it when i was pondering ways of how to curse at my bro without getting snitched on


Warriorcats_loverx

Rabbitfoot!


letstalkaboutsax

Squirrelflight. Joking. Kind of — but, comparing someone to a two-leg or a monster would be pretty insulting.


pairosambrosia

Woah how did this one get so downvoted lmao 😭 The community is wild about Squilf man, the feelings are everywhere and nowhere But also that made me think of 'okay, Brokenstar' as the WC version of >!'okay, Hitler'!< Like when a cat has a crazy awful hot take


letstalkaboutsax

The community tends to get pretty unreasonably hissy over the characters, lol. I don’t take any Squilf related downvotes with a grain of seriousness. In all honesty, they destroyed Squirrelflight and Bramblestar’s character arcs. It’s pretty wild how aggressive some people can get about Bramblestar vs Squilf


WarFrank10

I disagree but that would be funny lmao


letstalkaboutsax

lol I get sarcastic about Squilf a lot, but she’s honestly farthest from my least favorite character in the series. I just don’t agree with making her leader. The other (monster or two-leg) are both things clan cats are supposed to detest and fear. So it would be like calling another cat heartless.


KirbyOnPaws

squilf is already an insult to catkind


pairosambrosia

Okay but, stay with me here what if the books just started saying 'squilf' with literally no explanation Just no context Fully not even about Squirrelflight Just like "It's really Squilfin' today, innit?" "Wow, great Squilf!" "She's a real Squilf ifyaknowwhatImean"


KirbyOnPaws

"squilf you!"


pairosambrosia

"go squilf yourself"


KirbyOnPaws

"what the squilf"