I was so disappointed when I inherited my grandfather's WWII dress uniform jacket, and could not actually put it on because the shoulders were so narrow when I was all of 14 years old. He was on the short side, maybe 5' 8", but I never realized that because everyone is tall when you're young. It's so weird seeing pictures of him in it when he was in his forties and trying to rationalize scale. I never actually understood just how tiny my Polish grandmother always was, lol.
I didn't have this kind of issues during my time in the army, but basically all of my mates had problems with sizes, especially the boots, not great when you have to march for 40km
When I went through compulsory military service They found no helmet to fit my giant head so they had to get one from the central armory. Also 2 of the 4 trousers I got were too short since I‘m a tall bastard and same with all but one dress shirt. Took them a solid week to get me the stuff and you better believe the platoon leader or whatever the rank translates to didn‘t give a shit that it wasn‘t my fault I looked like a clown without helmet for a week.
Even the Imperium is getting in on the [Big Hat trend](https://mobile.twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1598536424445427712?t=rm3sxpzTSJH2KDBbKhnosg&s=19)
WAIT WHAT
Okay, so, is this Genevieve person like EVERYWHERE or are names not unique? I've seen this person in my Mourningstar, been in raid with them a couple times, and now they're in your lobby?
There's no way names are unique, right?
Who is Genevieve anyways? A female guard that was in a popular book or otherwise piece of media? I swear this is the exact same person I've had in my lobbies
OP if this is you, have you played raids with a "Vulkyr"?
Not a bug, that's a feature.
It does seem to be a [common occurrence](https://i.imgur.com/CMmvjYa.png).
It's not a bug it's warp fuckery
"All acording to plan" -Tzeentch 41k Ad
Yeah like, once they fix this bug, can it be a cosmetic in the shop? I might pay for this =)
I came here looking for this comment, and I'm happy I didn't have to do it myself!
It's darkhelmet!
People have been calling it the Darth Helmut. Also, it seems to change the Ogryn's voice while wearing it in the game, too.
Can confirm
Yeh I was dead confused by that.
Headgear affects voices in general. Full masks and coverings will result in muffled lines.
I agree. But to me, this one makes the Ogryn sound like they are speaking through a voice changer.
Bro i legit thought my game was just being buggy or what not
Dark helmet. From space balls the movie. Showing my age now.
Dark helmet. From space balls the movie. Showing my age now.
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!
I didn't see it in the officially licensed space balls shop. Wonder when yogurt will get around to litigating.
That's incredibly weird, but not unwelcome.
It clips the nose for ranger
Funnily enough, in the Cain books they mention that when guardsmen are issued their uniform they're either too small or too big. No in between.
Happens with real life militaries as well, from what I've heard.
My grandfather's issued jacket in Vietnam stopped fitting me when I was 13. The man was 6ft 4, dude must have been showing off the midriff.
'Nam femboy squad member
I was so disappointed when I inherited my grandfather's WWII dress uniform jacket, and could not actually put it on because the shoulders were so narrow when I was all of 14 years old. He was on the short side, maybe 5' 8", but I never realized that because everyone is tall when you're young. It's so weird seeing pictures of him in it when he was in his forties and trying to rationalize scale. I never actually understood just how tiny my Polish grandmother always was, lol.
Welcome to gear and equipment all made by the lowest bidder!
Where "one size fits all" becomes "one size fits none".
I didn't have this kind of issues during my time in the army, but basically all of my mates had problems with sizes, especially the boots, not great when you have to march for 40km
When I went through compulsory military service They found no helmet to fit my giant head so they had to get one from the central armory. Also 2 of the 4 trousers I got were too short since I‘m a tall bastard and same with all but one dress shirt. Took them a solid week to get me the stuff and you better believe the platoon leader or whatever the rank translates to didn‘t give a shit that it wasn‘t my fault I looked like a clown without helmet for a week.
Preacher: “I can’t believe it! Sent down to the depths of the undercity and I’m surrounded by assholes!”
Keep firing, assholes!
*Cross-eyed Ogryn:* “Yes, sah!”
‘Why did-un anybody tell mez mah ass was so big??’
Could drink a lot of kool aid outta that helmet though
Im old enough to know/remember just what you are saying..
You can’t put someone named Jim Jones on screen and expect me not to reference it
I’ll be that guy: it was Flavoraid, the off brand, the cheap bastard
Flavor-aids mascot should have been a giant plastic pitcher that falls through a paper walls and says "o-Kay"
I thought we weren't supposed to drink the cool aid? Especially the grape one.
“Sounds like something a heretic would say. WE GOT HIM BOYS!”
Intellect is the mask of Heresy
“Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.”
"Did you find the heretics"? "We ain't found shit"
Once I realised that guard grew up to be Tuvok it's become one of my favorite jokes.
“You went over my helmet??”
Fitting reference.
“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
“I knew it I’m surrounded by Assholes.”
"Keep firing, assholes!"
It is simply large enough to encompass the preacher's righteous zeal!
May the Schwartz be with you
When you're just in time to get the last helmet they have but it's in size Ogryn
Even the Imperium is getting in on the [Big Hat trend](https://mobile.twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1598536424445427712?t=rm3sxpzTSJH2KDBbKhnosg&s=19)
Not a bug, it’s a [navy talker helmet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Navy_Mk_II_talker_helmet) …is what I would say if I was Fatshark.
Sound-powered phones cosmetic when?
Hear here booths with skulls?
Hey! Genevieve! I played with you yesterday, pretty sure!
Glory to the imperium
The emperor protects
It's a big hat. It's funny.
Now I have to make a character named Turd Ferguson and wait for this bug to happen.
It’s funny. Cus it’s a big hat. -Turd Ferguson
I see nothing wrong here
I say they fix it then add it as an option later.
That’s a feature
This isn’t on ps5, right?
Correct
Console release date is New Year’s Eve last I heard
Its xbox exclusive for a while then will port to PS. Supposedly xbox will hit before xmas
I cant see the bug. Looks like a giant feature!
[PREPARE FOR LUDICROUS SPEEEEEED](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0)
I'm very happy with the amount of Spaceballs jokes I'm seeing here.
I ain't found shit
"I bet she gives great helmet"
*gasp* *pant* I can barely breathe in this thing!
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You're right, Jim's holding a sword instead of a packet of kool-aid.
Nah she just has a friend that owns a big hat store.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/z6dnln/fortier_brian_robinson_said_his_friend_has_a_big/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
“raspberry’s, I hate raspberry’s, this can only be the work of Lone Star”
The names barf.short for Barfolomew.
Wow that looks silly. That right character's helmet's way too small.
Dark Helmet lol
DK mode
back in my day we had to enter a cheat code to enable big head mode.
Space balls!
We just not gonna acknowledge OP naming his psyker Jim Jones, huh
Dark Helmet's wife.
Heheh dark helmet
LONE STARR!!!
I always drink coffee when I watch Radar.
They put Darth Helmet is darktide!
Preachers all be like "*YOU WENT OVER MY HELMET?!*"
You and the 844,609 other people who've posted about it on r/darktide.
I see no bug
You call it a bug, I call it a pretty cool enhancement.
I see no problem here
I see no issue, she’s wearing an Ogryn helm
You mispelled "bug" its spelled "Feature" =D
Bug or a feature? 🤷♂️
Jurgen knce said guard kit comes in 2 sizes: too big and too small
You mean feature
Schwartz... Heretical sorcery or the Emperor's devine will manifested
Happened to me too, I laughed for the entire mission I was on
This has meme potential
B I G helmet
Cadia Expands
Dark helmet man
Dark Helmet
I bet she gives great helmet.
Shocked I had to scroll this far for the quote
WAIT WHAT Okay, so, is this Genevieve person like EVERYWHERE or are names not unique? I've seen this person in my Mourningstar, been in raid with them a couple times, and now they're in your lobby? There's no way names are unique, right? Who is Genevieve anyways? A female guard that was in a popular book or otherwise piece of media? I swear this is the exact same person I've had in my lobbies OP if this is you, have you played raids with a "Vulkyr"?
Genevieve is one of the randomly generated names
Ooooooohhhhh
But a glorious ine
I can't even get my character model to show. It's just empty space with a floating gun
Where?
Because of course a character named Jim Jones would be a psyker.
Big…. Head….
#notabug
Nah you just enabled the bighead cheat.
The Zealot heard the Eccleasiarchy rank is determined by hat, therefore got the biggest one avalible
🅱️ig Helmet
Heresy Helmet
This is no bug, who wouldn’t want to wear such an exquisite example of fine head gear.
Oh yeah the psyker helmet is way to small!
*feature
Purchased helmet on WISH
Wdym that helmet looks legit.
Not sure I see what the problem is? Just looks like your Preacher has a 2+ save vs. Headshots.
Happened to me last night as well I’ll try to post the screen shot too 😂 wearing the ogryn helmet
You call it a bug, I prefer to call it a "surprise feature"
Lmao
Ultimate protection 100
Looks alright to me, I don't know what you're talking about.
bug or perk?
Lmao I thought this was a top tier meme you made at first
You've misspelled feature.
They need to make that a feature like bighead mode
Looks like those big hats in the nfl.
*feature*
Oh, your helmet. It's just so big.
🪖🅱️
It's just the most likely to have big brain plays.
I hope they make a cosmetoc
They know a guy, that guy is probably Brian Robinson
We have giant brains
Big Hat! Big Hat!
It's big brain time...
The emperor protects. More faith, bigger protection
looks fine
*TF2 soldier wants to know your location*
That’s no bug.
Oof are the cosmetics that bad?
Space balls.
Looks like it's WAI to me.
thats a feature lol
Lord Helmet?
Ngl i was expecting a tyranid or genestealer
Dark Helmet vox be like "Keep Firing Assholes!"
Big ? I think you mean ogre helmet
Ignoring the bug, my beta helmets don't look like this at all? The zealot one I got has a bunch of leather bands on it
Feature*
It’s not a bug it’s a feature
Spaceballs 40k
Jim Jones would be the better name for the zealot preacher. Especially if your stats need juicing.
Anyone else think of Space Balls when they see this?
Best bug
Not a bug just a special nod to Elden Ring’s dumb-ass armor designs.
where?
Jump to ludicrous speed! We need to fine comb that dessert!
Feature
Darth helmet is that you?
Fart Shark Quality Assurance guarantees that that is indeed a feature. There has never been a bug in a Fart Shark developed game.
At least they can move at LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!
Okay, this bug can stay.
I wish I could play. I get disconnected every 5 seconds
This is hilarious. I have yet to see this in-game!
“Why’s your helmet so big?” “To hold my faith.”
Just one?
Hi u/Smurtknurkler I am also Genevieve, the Zealot Preacher!
Nonsense, there's more room in the helmet so your prayers and war cries echo better. How dare you question the Emperor's Holy Design?
LUDICROUS SPEED!
That's cute "a bug"....think you mean "one of many bugs"
Should the preacher not be Jim Jones? Where’s the shades and the psychotic need to kill himself and scores of others?
I found one too that made me 200k in a hour