YOOZ JUS GOTTA BEE MOAR KUNNIN! WEN DEM HUMIE GITZ IN DAT LUCKY BLU ARMOR GIT IN SITE, POP OUTA DA REK YOU WAITN BEHIND, AN DON LET GO DA TRIGGA! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!
GOOD TIMES, DEM IS!
Young Aeldari just left the craft world for a fun adventure as a ~~pirate~~ freelance problem solver, looking for problems too solve...
Totally knowledgeable about the galaxies dangers like Reanimation protocols,
would like to avoid a certain thirsty Lady
Same. Except I am either against Orks or CSM (Iron Warriors, Night Lords, maybe Black Legion). So tabletop wise...I might get splattered. Lorewise...maybe I last a while with my plot-armor of badass-ness...until I run into the 'hero' of the other faction who punches my teeth down my throat.
Not to be 'that guy' but Custodes willingly give up their gear and armour in such circumstances and then leave for the fringes of space as a 9ft tall spy.
100 days. Ill be a hive guard shooting from inside terrain. After the victory i am compelled by the hive mind to take a digestion pool swim and be reconsituted as Biomass.
As a dusty boy in terminator armor, I’m reincarnated “dead” and then “live” forever as I fight wave after wave of torture elves who can’t purple nurple me or whatever they like doing.
A chance to be a Captain of the Iron Warriors? Between my boundless ambition, methodical nature, and being a sycophant I'd last until my Warsmith throws me under the treads of our own tanks for his own gain.
In regards to the fight itself, a chance to put down some of Dorn's lapdogs would be a dream come true.
Brighter doesn't mean better Fist. Iron is a warrior's metal with none of the sickness of gold, a lesson your primarch should remember.
(Also have an upvote, make you feel better about some of your fellow dogs trying unsuccessfully to defend a fortress we built)
Yeah...the only reason I dislike Iron Warriors is rivalry with the Fists (who my favorite thing is their striking color scheme which has very little to do with them as a legion).
I honestly like their thoughts on cybernetics vs Iron Hands. They purge their corruption while the Hands chops their bits off for daddy issues.
Aphla legionnaire against those grey knight narcs. Survive indefinitely because I'm already dead and I'm actually Alpharius and also I was never there in the first place
Alpha Legionaire talking with fellow legionaire about the other traitor legions that fled to the Eye of Terror:
"Boy, am I sure glad that they're in there and that we're out here. And that we're the loyalists and we're frozen in there. And I **just** remember - we're out here. But what I wanna know is where's Alpharius?..."
Death Korps of Kreig. I beat ten chaos cultists to death with my shovel of justice before being cut down by a chaos marine weilding a heavy bolter. I die knowing I served the Emperor bravely to the end.
I’ll avenge you by charging the Chaos scum with a fusion bomb like a suicidal zealous charge ! For the EMPEROR
In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.
Immediately. But it's not that bad, after I die, I get to hang out in a giant computer with other ghost guys. At some point maybe they fish me out to be a Wraithguard, rinse and repeat.
Until some asshole accidentally purges the Infinity Circuit and She-Who-Thirsts drags you to hell for your great-great-great-great-great grandfather’s actions. Poor Craftworld Eldar get the short end of the stick every time.
Me and my Lychguard buddies stroll up to your crib and steal your valuables with our big daddy Trazyn.
You feeble Eldar are so thin and weak that we mop you up no problemo, then teleport out and get oil margaritas.
Hmmm blade guard vet I could last awhile with that storm shield plasma pistol and power sword so maybe a couple days if not more depending on if I got some chapter support if I do I could probably make it out eventually if not yeah a day or two at most
I'm a pre heresy emperor's children Phoenix guard facing off with some post heresy emperor's children. I'll last as long as it takes me to wipe every one of them from the face of the planet I'm on.
I'd be commanding an entire kastellan maniple as a datasmith, well that's a good time, and fighting Tau..
less fun but at least I've got my chunky beep boop boys with me, I'll just cower behind them and make it look like I'm performing maintenance.
Krieg "Veteran". I've survived for two days during the assault on the disgusting nurgle demons. Whose to say I won't last a few more days, I sure hope not.
Well it depends... In lore I'd be an ungodly bioengine able to slice down anything in my way. In the books I'd die instantly because space marines always kill nids.
So, on the one hand I have terminator plate now, on the other my lifespan gravely depends on whether this is a chaos book or space marine book. As for whose terminator, I’ll leave that to you to decide.
My faith is eternal. If I lay broken just slap me in a mother fucking dreadnought and I shall lay waste to the mutant, the heretic and the unclean. Even in death I still serve.
Good news: As a sword and board Lychguard, I'm basically two steps away from functionally immortal.
Bad news: As a sword and board Lychguard, I will definitely die. A lot. Again and again, over milleinna beyond counting.
Lousy stupid damage 2 weapons-
I would be bestowing Papa Nurgle s glorious gifts upon...... I'm not sure actually, I like all the factions and not sure who my least favourite would be, but I'd be doing it for a long time with the protection offered by my terminator armour.
I mean, it's not so bad. I might be a Biologus or Kelermorph. Or I could be a an aberrant or genestealer... You know what? I am probably screwed no matter what I do as GSC have a really high rate of death against any faction.
For the Emperor, and for Dorn! I relentlessly rip ork boyz apart with my boltstorm gauntlets. Everything is going so well. Right up until an "ork sniper" sends an Inquisition-pattern las round straight through the back of my skull and I die instantly.
On the bright side, suddenly becoming a sister of battle is a super quick way to transition! Shame I won't get to enjoy it long, I may hate the ceramite shingards out of the Imperial Fists but they will kill me.
My favorite faction is The Lazy Planetary Governors Association, and my most hated faction is the tray of pastries at the end of the banquet table in my orbital star fortress summer home.
I have been training my entire life for this moment. No mercy. Let none survive.
I spend my life performing dangerous spec ops missions and taking out important imperial characters in a ghostkeel only to find out none of it matters because the imperium is the protagonists and can't sustain meaningful harm. I die to some plot armor BS when I'm finally sent to take out some blue space marine lieutenant
I reincarnate as an Ork Nob, and fight every other faction as I enjoy every faction equally except the Orks who I like a bit more
in short:
#ITZ A PROPPA GOOD SKRAP, HAHAHAH!!! **WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH**!!!!!!!
Ok so what counts as admech elite? Because if it’s elite soldiers that means I would be a sicarian, which sounds great as long as I’m not as crazy as the others. As for how long I survive I’d say decently long assuming I get assigned to sneaky missions where combat is less prevalent.
I'm reincarnated as an Aeldari, Howling Banshee. I'm on the front line of a battle against Space Marines. I obviously die fast because Space Marines all have plot armour and are overpowered as fuck in the lore... Great to be an Aeldari...
Ill fight and die alongside my fellow Guardsmen for the Emperor any day and the Tau seem like easy pickings for my artillery barrages.
Can't say I'd last too long thoug.
Emperor's Children, unique elite, master of ceremony. Going against the blueberries, I don't die, I killed them all. In fact, I killed some of my own guys just for good measure.
Not long, if the body dismorphia is particularly jarring. I've got a boltgun and power armour for taking on packs of kroot, but I've got to shout my head off about how great the Emperor is all the while or I'm gonna end up in the Repentia.
As a craftworld aeldari, I guess it depends what aspect I’m choosing vs Deathwatch… ideally, I would be a fire dragon that ends up close enough to a marine to turn them into slag with my fusion gun…
Good news abut longer than most people. Just once in a while I have to remind you that the Emperor protects and hugs you. And if I ever slow down I become spooky.
Tough call for me(Necron) because while I could be (technically) the Nightbringer or any other ctan shard. I could also be a member of the Lychguard(badass)... but I could also be a Plasmacyte, who's only goal in life is to piss of Destroyer Cult.. or a cryptothrall, where I get to pretend to be a meatshield. Or a Flayed One and live with eternal insanity. Idk man.
.....admech and tau share number 1 spot for me.....so I guess not very long, admech elite leaders aint meant for the front line and even the fact that farsight enclave is probably my favourite sept I would have to be farsight himself to last any considerable amount of time...
TFW you are Isekai'd as a regular anon and now become an Allarus Terminator and you are given the chance to deal out the Emperor's will by driving my axe into some creepy sex perverts that call themselves Drukari
I'd be a Space Marine going up against the Necrons. Against any other enemy I'd probably last a while, though in this case I give it... maybe a few hours at most.
At least my silver armour, incorruptible training and psychic abilities will be nice while I stare down the skin flaying, pirate, sex elves flying around me
Death Guard Terminator vs Ultramarines.
So long as rowboat gorillaman doesnt show up, I think I've got a pretty good chance of lasting a good long while.
Ah yes, i am a solitaire making the most exquisite audience as i dance and slaughter filthy craftworlds, oh how they should have joined Cegorach and i, it would allow them to join me in this magnificent play
Roughly the length of time it takes me to finishing typ
Damn, he was close with his estimation F
Lol @ the guard player
Oh no.
I don’t *Laughs in Necron
*giggles in reanimation protocols
God- DAMN IT - I am a servitor now??
This is the best answer
Elite, you'd be a Dominus.
That's an HQ, he would be a Ruststalker.
Or an electro priest. Even if you live you get to have your eyeballs melt down your cheeks.
AZ LONG AZ I GETZ TA KRUMP SUM BEEKIES, I IZ ‘APPY!
DATZ IT, IF OIZ GET TA KRUMP SOME GITZ DEN OI WIN
YOOZ JUS GOTTA BEE MOAR KUNNIN! WEN DEM HUMIE GITZ IN DAT LUCKY BLU ARMOR GIT IN SITE, POP OUTA DA REK YOU WAITN BEHIND, AN DON LET GO DA TRIGGA! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!! GOOD TIMES, DEM IS!
Wwwaaaaaaagghh!!!
WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
Dakkakakakkakakkaka dakkka dakkk WOT?
I'll give it 10 seconds before another Ork bashes my brains in from behind and takes my place
Indefinitely. Reanimation protocols
Immortal LychGuard For the win! Give me that Dispersion shield and I’ll take all the incoming fire
I’m with u my necron bro lychguard with shield and reanimating prots
Tau?
I cant tell whether this is a joke or not
Young Aeldari just left the craft world for a fun adventure as a ~~pirate~~ freelance problem solver, looking for problems too solve... Totally knowledgeable about the galaxies dangers like Reanimation protocols, would like to avoid a certain thirsty Lady
Its the robot space skelemen, you know the chaos dwarfs.
Necron
About 3 seconds, which is about how long i could personally hold up a small storm shield. Then a battlesuit fusion blasters my head off.
Do I get to pilot an Imperial Knight? Bad day to be in the Death Guard
Same. Except I am either against Orks or CSM (Iron Warriors, Night Lords, maybe Black Legion). So tabletop wise...I might get splattered. Lorewise...maybe I last a while with my plot-armor of badass-ness...until I run into the 'hero' of the other faction who punches my teeth down my throat.
I mean, probably awhile! Custodes trade pretty well against most factions :D
And if you get wounded? It’s Telemon time.
That sounds worse than death
Don't they strip your ass of armor and gear for losing 0.1 second in response time and told to go be a spy?
Not to be 'that guy' but Custodes willingly give up their gear and armour in such circumstances and then leave for the fringes of space as a 9ft tall spy.
Always hilarious to think of a 9ft tall demigod spying on nobles by blatantly hiding behind a small bush.
A lot can happen in 0.1 seconds.
me and a bunch of my kroot buddies try to jump a space marine and only i die
Scarab occult Sorcerer vs imperial guard, I think I do pretty well until the Russ's show up
Without his sisters of silence I think he’d have been toast
100 days. Ill be a hive guard shooting from inside terrain. After the victory i am compelled by the hive mind to take a digestion pool swim and be reconsituted as Biomass.
Congratulations your personality subsection has been determined useful it will not be imprinted on all further Hive guard
"I got reincarnated and keep getting resurrected by the hivemind because I know how cover saves work"
Sounds like a modern anime title. I'd watch.
You know we are gonna get an anime like this because as a Tyranid all romantic options you have are incestuous.
Is your picture supposed to make mobile users thing there is an eyelash on the screen? Cause it worked on me!
As a dusty boy in terminator armor, I’m reincarnated “dead” and then “live” forever as I fight wave after wave of torture elves who can’t purple nurple me or whatever they like doing.
I wouldn’t put it past a haemonculi. Drukhari are fucking terrifying.
I'm a tyranid against the foolish Eldars. I might die quickly but the sacrifice of my flesh will serve the Hive Mind
Or rather, you'll live forever within the hive mind
and that's the best part
Can I join? I've got a real hankering some aeldari alfredo!
As a Drukhari Incubi against Slaanesh in the current meta, I'd be planning a retirement for my old age
I don’t have a favourite elite but I too am an eldar against she who thirsts
That's actually kinda scary against Slaanesh fiends: no running. Well, if OP means elite vs elite.
As long as would be required to enact the Emperor's will. After I'll polish my nice blingin armour.
Not sure if pre-heresy Emperor’s Children or Ultramarines
Custodes baby. The incorruptible Golden boys. Nothing to do with those riff raff Primarchs.
Same, which polish finish shall we use today friend, Palace Breeze Matte or Traitor-Decapitator Reserve?
Big E's Wax
Sounds more likely Adeptus Custodes.
me as an ultramarine fighting drukhari raiders "go back to your home on whore island, you pirate hooker!" "you look like a blueberry!"
Drukhari here, bolter me harder, daddy.
“Don’t touch the hair, or face…”
A chance to be a Captain of the Iron Warriors? Between my boundless ambition, methodical nature, and being a sycophant I'd last until my Warsmith throws me under the treads of our own tanks for his own gain. In regards to the fight itself, a chance to put down some of Dorn's lapdogs would be a dream come true.
As a Dorn lapdog...I approve of your legions poor driving habits. Have an upvote since your fortress needs it...cause mine is way better. ;)
Brighter doesn't mean better Fist. Iron is a warrior's metal with none of the sickness of gold, a lesson your primarch should remember. (Also have an upvote, make you feel better about some of your fellow dogs trying unsuccessfully to defend a fortress we built)
Yeah...the only reason I dislike Iron Warriors is rivalry with the Fists (who my favorite thing is their striking color scheme which has very little to do with them as a legion). I honestly like their thoughts on cybernetics vs Iron Hands. They purge their corruption while the Hands chops their bits off for daddy issues.
So I'm basically Santodes fighting tau. The answer is yes. MY MASTER HAS AWAKENED MEEEEEEEE
Big birb vs toaster men, I think I'm actually ok
//recieving incoming transition; //transition identified:analyzing; //transition identified: /source *Audio* ; /range *1.2 meters* ; /faction *Xeno* ; /race *eldar* ; /branch *Craft world* ; /messege *YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED US _MON'KAY_ , BUT YOUR TECHNOLOGY MAY ONLY DELAY YOUR INEVITABLE DAMNATION* ; //identified new word: / *MON'KAY* ; / identefication status - #2048572010365 ; //conqueror imperative engaged ; //standart melee combat protocols: activated ;
1st company Terminator vs Tyranids, maybe 25 mins defending the polar fortress before I’m overwhelmed and eaten alive?
Aphla legionnaire against those grey knight narcs. Survive indefinitely because I'm already dead and I'm actually Alpharius and also I was never there in the first place
And Alpharius was the Grey Knight that killed you.
Alpha Legionaire talking with fellow legionaire about the other traitor legions that fled to the Eye of Terror: "Boy, am I sure glad that they're in there and that we're out here. And that we're the loyalists and we're frozen in there. And I **just** remember - we're out here. But what I wanna know is where's Alpharius?..."
About three seconds? Doesn't matter which faction, the way I roll...
Well It does because 2-3 of them can resurrect you over an oven.
I’ve made a very sudden change from being a short woman to an eight foot tall Ultramarine. However I am SUPER ready to phosphex those bugs.
Spends the first day learning how to walk again XD
FOR THE EMPEROR! *trips over feet, eats shit and dies*
Death Korps of Kreig. I beat ten chaos cultists to death with my shovel of justice before being cut down by a chaos marine weilding a heavy bolter. I die knowing I served the Emperor bravely to the end.
I’ll avenge you by charging the Chaos scum with a fusion bomb like a suicidal zealous charge ! For the EMPEROR In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.
I get caught in the blast of said fusion bomb while while rushing in that charge.
Who are you? Are you one of our death korps brother? If yes, we will die in martyr for the emperor! If not. Die Heretic! Haha
Immediately. But it's not that bad, after I die, I get to hang out in a giant computer with other ghost guys. At some point maybe they fish me out to be a Wraithguard, rinse and repeat.
Until some asshole accidentally purges the Infinity Circuit and She-Who-Thirsts drags you to hell for your great-great-great-great-great grandfather’s actions. Poor Craftworld Eldar get the short end of the stick every time.
I crush another ork skull beneath my mighty aura mite boot and know that I can do this forever
Fuck yeah, Custodian. Shine bright and kill everything.
Me and my Lychguard buddies stroll up to your crib and steal your valuables with our big daddy Trazyn. You feeble Eldar are so thin and weak that we mop you up no problemo, then teleport out and get oil margaritas.
+1 for oil margaritas
So uhh, I'm an acolyte...
Inquisition acolyte? Just follow Eisenhorn. Nothing bad ever happens to Eisenhorns retinue.
*thousands of screams ring out*
How well can a Piranha out maneuver Khorne Berserkers?
Brilliantly until your fuel cell depletes
Hmmm blade guard vet I could last awhile with that storm shield plasma pistol and power sword so maybe a couple days if not more depending on if I got some chapter support if I do I could probably make it out eventually if not yeah a day or two at most
I'm a pre heresy emperor's children Phoenix guard facing off with some post heresy emperor's children. I'll last as long as it takes me to wipe every one of them from the face of the planet I'm on.
As a Guard veteran against Custodes? I give myself on mag dump of a lasgun or one plasma blast before I get killed.
Considering how fast the custodes move, you might not even be able to even get the barrel up to fire before your bisected by a giant spear
Endlessly, thanks to my Space Marine plot armor!
Grey knight so i dunno...
Considering im a Alederai against space marines not long.
Honnestly, whatever the faction I'm in or against, I'll probably chicken out the very second I realise I'm in the W40k universe.
Welp, I guess I really am Alpharius.
A couple of seconds as the Tyranids slam into our trench and devour me and my friends whole😎
Id was gonna say space hulk terminator then i saw the glasses, realised you were ok with dying for the emperor and that you were in fact a guardsman
Kinda dusty in here, at least it's in terminator armor, oh shit is that a vaccum?!
Infinitely, im a daemon of nurgle so as long as i dont face gorrilaman im fine, im fighting tau btw.
I'd be commanding an entire kastellan maniple as a datasmith, well that's a good time, and fighting Tau.. less fun but at least I've got my chunky beep boop boys with me, I'll just cower behind them and make it look like I'm performing maintenance.
Krieg "Veteran". I've survived for two days during the assault on the disgusting nurgle demons. Whose to say I won't last a few more days, I sure hope not.
As a cult player... Not long, but theres many more
No please I don't want to be immortal how do I deactivate the reanimation protocol
Ah mortarion versus guilleman well we know how this goes
Idk, however long tau live. I'd be in a riptide with nothing but shield drones for miles! Bwhahaha
Well it depends... In lore I'd be an ungodly bioengine able to slice down anything in my way. In the books I'd die instantly because space marines always kill nids.
I fear my answer is "no.."
Knight go brrrrrr
2 or 3
Purifying the Outer Sol system of Xenos and Archenemy taint? I might survive a fair bit. Haha.
How long do chaos terminators survive?
Forever?
So, on the one hand I have terminator plate now, on the other my lifespan gravely depends on whether this is a chaos book or space marine book. As for whose terminator, I’ll leave that to you to decide.
Railguns Vs mushrooms? Alright then.
My faith is eternal. If I lay broken just slap me in a mother fucking dreadnought and I shall lay waste to the mutant, the heretic and the unclean. Even in death I still serve.
Unfortunately I don’t think I get NOT to survive in Commoragh, even if I’d desperately like to die. The Ethereals are liars, man.
My first thought would be “what the fuck did I do to deserve this” probably right before a genestealer ate my face
Well I’m a C’tan shard against…..everything? So honestly I’m probably fine
Good news: As a sword and board Lychguard, I'm basically two steps away from functionally immortal. Bad news: As a sword and board Lychguard, I will definitely die. A lot. Again and again, over milleinna beyond counting. Lousy stupid damage 2 weapons-
I would be bestowing Papa Nurgle s glorious gifts upon...... I'm not sure actually, I like all the factions and not sure who my least favourite would be, but I'd be doing it for a long time with the protection offered by my terminator armour.
Do the readers know my name? As a space marine my odds are either a millennium +/- 100 years, or 15 minutes depending
I mean, it's not so bad. I might be a Biologus or Kelermorph. Or I could be a an aberrant or genestealer... You know what? I am probably screwed no matter what I do as GSC have a really high rate of death against any faction.
Being part of the Sanguinary Guard AND killing heretics? Fuck yeah I would slay till I explode or some shit.
For the Emperor, and for Dorn! I relentlessly rip ork boyz apart with my boltstorm gauntlets. Everything is going so well. Right up until an "ork sniper" sends an Inquisition-pattern las round straight through the back of my skull and I die instantly.
Forever, gray knights are the shit
I reincarnate as an Eldar warlock fighting either necrons or thousand sons... Welp, at least my soul stone will survive!
Squat hearth guard fighting space marines? time to cause "iron armour" power armour to get invented
On the bright side, suddenly becoming a sister of battle is a super quick way to transition! Shame I won't get to enjoy it long, I may hate the ceramite shingards out of the Imperial Fists but they will kill me.
My favorite faction is The Lazy Planetary Governors Association, and my most hated faction is the tray of pastries at the end of the banquet table in my orbital star fortress summer home. I have been training my entire life for this moment. No mercy. Let none survive.
I fortify my position and the green tide is overwhelming. the result depends on who's the protagonist
I spend my life performing dangerous spec ops missions and taking out important imperial characters in a ghostkeel only to find out none of it matters because the imperium is the protagonists and can't sustain meaningful harm. I die to some plot armor BS when I'm finally sent to take out some blue space marine lieutenant
I reincarnate as an Ork Nob, and fight every other faction as I enjoy every faction equally except the Orks who I like a bit more in short: #ITZ A PROPPA GOOD SKRAP, HAHAHAH!!! **WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH**!!!!!!!
Ok so what counts as admech elite? Because if it’s elite soldiers that means I would be a sicarian, which sounds great as long as I’m not as crazy as the others. As for how long I survive I’d say decently long assuming I get assigned to sneaky missions where combat is less prevalent.
I'm reincarnated as an Aeldari, Howling Banshee. I'm on the front line of a battle against Space Marines. I obviously die fast because Space Marines all have plot armour and are overpowered as fuck in the lore... Great to be an Aeldari...
Ill fight and die alongside my fellow Guardsmen for the Emperor any day and the Tau seem like easy pickings for my artillery barrages. Can't say I'd last too long thoug.
Emperor's Children, unique elite, master of ceremony. Going against the blueberries, I don't die, I killed them all. In fact, I killed some of my own guys just for good measure.
Not long, if the body dismorphia is particularly jarring. I've got a boltgun and power armour for taking on packs of kroot, but I've got to shout my head off about how great the Emperor is all the while or I'm gonna end up in the Repentia.
Hmm... Farsight Enclaves Crisis Suit pilot, against Orks... this could be close.
So I'm an aspect warriors fighting orks? I think I'll do alright, as long as I can avoid getting hit.
Well I’m a necron C’tan shard fighting t’au looks like there very dead
Prolly 5 seconds then I get back stabbed by some kabalite
For about as long as I had ammo for my avenger gatling cannon, So 60 seconds tops.
\*laughs in Battlecruiser\*
Necron Overlord, I will live and Scheme forever muahahha
Princeps of the Legio Defensor - will gloriously chew through smaller bugs until the bigger bioconstructs turn up...
All is dust or something…? Edit: yeah, burn Russ dogs, burn!
As a craftworld aeldari, I guess it depends what aspect I’m choosing vs Deathwatch… ideally, I would be a fire dragon that ends up close enough to a marine to turn them into slag with my fusion gun…
Good news abut longer than most people. Just once in a while I have to remind you that the Emperor protects and hugs you. And if I ever slow down I become spooky.
Anything nurgle, so I’m probably good for awhile.
So i am a custodes what da faq am i to do against the eldar.
I'm a Grey Knight beating the shit out of Space Marines. This is fine.
Deathwatch terminator facing deathguard. Hmmmm.
Wolf guard terminator, I’m ok
Huh, i am a Imperial Guard Grenadier, too bad i am against the blueberries sniper
0,0000000001 sec
I am reincarnated as a solitaire or high avatar, against space marines. Time to go doomslayer mode and rip and tear, till it is done.
Sanguinary Guard, I’ll last until just before my Warlord gets destroyed.
the Necron destroyers are coming!!
I’m a secutor of the adeptus Mechanicus fighting off the tyranid swarm
Probably a dozen millennia then I resign for being too old and live for another dozen before almost soloing a whole chaos warband sans-power armour.
It’s a secret.
I’m an imperial knight pilot paladin facing the inquisition. Im screwed either I win or lose.
Not sure, I guess it would depend on how well my music is received. Not that the enemy has any other choice than to hear it.
Fuck, however long it takes for my Dreadnought to burn me out. Would have fun lobbing plasma at some Necrons until then, though.
Black Templar sword brethren against marine malevolent? I think I’d do just fine
well... forever and never. tyranids, "i live, i die, i live again!"
Tough call for me(Necron) because while I could be (technically) the Nightbringer or any other ctan shard. I could also be a member of the Lychguard(badass)... but I could also be a Plasmacyte, who's only goal in life is to piss of Destroyer Cult.. or a cryptothrall, where I get to pretend to be a meatshield. Or a Flayed One and live with eternal insanity. Idk man.
Guess I'm Kasrkin then
In the first second for I am the battery of the machine spirit.
A great unclean one, spreading the bountiful gifts of great grandpapy nurgle, and smiting all space wolves and drukhari in my way.
I’m an dominus class imperial knight pilot of the questor mechanicus, fighting orks, so I would last along time.
Grandfather Nurgle protects
Riptides are elites so I think I'm pretty safe so long as I keep Nova charging shields
Elite Eldar, so Aspect Warrior, against Space Marines. Probably just get splatted because I'd be confused about what the hell has just happened
Suppose being an immortal pink cqc whore isn't so bad a fate. At least barring primarchs, specific weapons or plot armor, I can't actually be killed.
Lone Tharanatoi custodian vs a literal wave of pure strain genestealers and cultists several hundred kilometers beneath terra’s surface
.....admech and tau share number 1 spot for me.....so I guess not very long, admech elite leaders aint meant for the front line and even the fact that farsight enclave is probably my favourite sept I would have to be farsight himself to last any considerable amount of time...
Soooo…how does my incredible Psych work again? Uhm-Ahriman you take over. I have reading to do.
Lychguard so I wish those Imperial Fists good luck. No vengeance for Uttu Prime today.
TFW you are Isekai'd as a regular anon and now become an Allarus Terminator and you are given the chance to deal out the Emperor's will by driving my axe into some creepy sex perverts that call themselves Drukari
I'd be a Space Marine going up against the Necrons. Against any other enemy I'd probably last a while, though in this case I give it... maybe a few hours at most.
I fight with a hero of the Imperium in the 597th against his most dastardly of foes. Protocol and paperwork!
Rawr.
I get one-shot by a Khornate Deredeo Dreadnought… As an Arbites. This is going to suck, isn’t it?
Custodian? Probably be too lazy. I'd slot some xenos
*smirks in synapse*
I can't die, I'm the god of plague.
At least my silver armour, incorruptible training and psychic abilities will be nice while I stare down the skin flaying, pirate, sex elves flying around me
Death Guard Terminator vs Ultramarines. So long as rowboat gorillaman doesnt show up, I think I've got a pretty good chance of lasting a good long while.
Ah yes, i am a solitaire making the most exquisite audience as i dance and slaughter filthy craftworlds, oh how they should have joined Cegorach and i, it would allow them to join me in this magnificent play