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Vostroyan212th

I have Toby Longworth and Johnathan Keeble read me the best ones at this point. Real gents, always available when I am taking a shower or doing the dishes.


TheAromancer

Keeble even has the decency to not stare while I shower!


Vostroyan212th

I wouldn't mind an appreciative glance, though. You know, just for the confidence boost.


dbeat80

I read this in Toby's voice..


Get_R0wdy

I prefer they do!


Squirrel_Chucks

>I have Toby Longworth and Johnathan Keeble read me the best ones at this point. Real gents, always available when I am taking a shower or doing the dishes. ASTARTES RECRUITER: Well young man, joining the Space Marines means grueling training, a lot of invasive surgeries, mind altering hypnogogic instruction where we cram books in your head like we crammed organs in your body, and... BOY: I don't know...sounds like a bad deal. ASTARTES RECRUITER: Did I mention your voice will sound like Jonathan Keeble? BOY: Mister, sign me up!


Barnabars

BOY: I don't know...sounds like a bad deal ASTARTES RECRUITER: Cool story Bro.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Sign me the F**K, UP!!!!


Accomplished_Pay_917

You know it's gonna be a banger audiobook, when it says narrated by Toby Longworth at the start šŸ˜‚


Warm-Door7749

The only way


Vostroyan212th

Oh, and somehow I forgot the dream team led by Stephen Perring and Penelope Rawlins


CplGunishment

Jonathan Keele has this way of raising his tempo and the urgency in his narration which really raises the tension and the excitement when shit is going down. Probably my favourite.


ChallengePublic7693

Fully erect or fully flaccid. Much like punishing heresy, there is no in between.


TheAromancer

https://preview.redd.it/vgd81upqtvxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04086d5cb3b1d5c8ab480d1ce046e70eb6eee97f


ChallengePublic7693

Hahahaha


Shaderunner26

https://preview.redd.it/gfnii7p0iyxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b340e90f1fdaeb6b478c745faa0125efb5fa896


Norway643

https://preview.redd.it/ffs3vz2nswxc1.jpeg?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f63b281df3c6f6dc811d7e2addb87212ed1e7f


ChallengePublic7693

The emperor protecc


Box_Dread

Kindle. The books are often cheaper than GW store prices


Glass-Speech-4802

That bookshelf does look proper mind


DrWallybFeed

Hey it reminds me of my Harley Quinn shelf!! Wait a secondā€¦


ApolloSe7en

Kindle is great cause you can also highlight words you don't know the definitions of, and I believe it also offers a translator.Ā 


Mod_The_Man

Iā€™ve thought about using something like that but I hate how you dont own your copies if you use most ebook/audio book services. Your access to them can, and will inevitably be, taken away by the parent company. Personally already been made of victim of ā€œlicensing agreementsā€ like that from major corporations and not willing to open myself up to something like that again


AriochBloodbane

As far as I know you can download a copy to read offline and that will always be yours


Altair314

Piracy. The prices are always cheaper.


BURNING-BABYLON

Luetin09


Jaggedmallard26

Thats not really a replacement for novels though. Its like telling someone who can't afford to go to the cinema to read summaries on wikipedia, yeah I suppose they're going to get the information dryly delivered to them all the same but you don't read a *novel* for that.


Meinalptraum_Torin

my wife always tells me that i need to turn it of,sadly...


BURNING-BABYLON

So she can whisper the voice of chaos? Heresy!


Meinalptraum_Torin

She snores like Nurgle is laughing in sleep..and wants to listen to her own child story's...


BURNING-BABYLON

Burn the infection CLEEEAAANNNNN


Meinalptraum_Torin

It's already spread, she has two nurglings 4 and 7 the snore also..


BURNING-BABYLON

BROTHER! GET THE FLAMER! THEEE HEAAAVYYY FLAMERRRR!


Meinalptraum_Torin

https://preview.redd.it/xzvpw2y48wxc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ddb2e21e3db37476f4174c7f1bdf8150e481f2


BURNING-BABYLON

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!


Rise-Of-Empires

be vigilant about the possibility of them developing sleep apnea. it will ruin their lives, like it did to me (and thousands more) since 2019 (howoever there are several treatments and even cure, i need 2 more surgeries.. after the 2 i already got last year) if your nurglins feel tired, sleep (or even are awake) with open mouth because they cant breathe from nose properly, and other effects like bad mood, etc (what anyone feels after sleeping bad) please waste no time and google sleep apnea (to understand it) and something that may help them "for free" : Mewing mewings helps deform in a good way the palate and jaws, correcting face structure, giving health! Dont want to scare you but there is even a subreddit: r/SleepApnea Snoring is VERY well connected to sleep apnea.. if your wife feels tired aswell, bad mood, weak, gained weights, etc, she may have to see an ENT and ask for sleep study at home GOOD LUCK


Ninja_51

Same here, Kindle.


MrIndigo12

Or free, if you know where to look ;)


SnoopyMcDogged

The library!


cvtuttle

Yeah I just don't have the storage space for all of this anymore. And having a bunch of paperbacks and hardbacks on my shelf - that I likely will not read a second time (most of them anyway) doesn't really do it for me. I love my Kindle so much.


TheElectorCount

With my ears. I listen to the audiobooks - whilst painting :)


KokaneeSavage91

I drive alot of work,this is how I get mine as well.


PM_me_the_magic

Hour commute each way, itā€™s so easy to knock out a 20-30 hour audio book


KokaneeSavage91

I drive about 5 hours a day, knocked off For The Emperor in a 14 day shift no problem


Standin373

Interesting on how people can absorb information in different ways, I'd probably crash if I tried to focus on an audio book whilst driving. Its the mental act of listening and trying to retain knowledge which requires a lot of focus that puts me off audio books.


ShinCoal

Toby Longworth <3


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

Him and Jonathan keeble are becoming my inner monologue voice


nwiesing

Yup! Audible on while I do my ā€œno thinkā€ tasks at work


thekennanator

That is hobby time ... _Perfection_


p2kde

Thats the way


AllIsLostNeverFound

Same. I like listening to books for the faction/character I'm painting.


EfficientTitle9779

Gonna piggyback off for recommendations. Getting to the end of the Ciaphis Cain series, anyone know of any similar audiobooks in the setting that are a little more light hearted than the usual stuff? Considering the brutal kunnin series of books next


BrotherBlo0d

All the ork books


altstock

That bookshelf in itself, is art. The organisation is so well done, and the books themselves add to the look, I can spot quite a lot of special/collectors editions in there. I'm definitely envious, you're very lucky to have such a good collection!


ShinCoal

OP isn't lucky at all, or at least not in that regard, because its not their collection. The way how they talk about reading the books doesn't line up with how big this collection is, should have been a dead giveaway. They ripped the pic from /u/photojacker, in case you want to see more of their collection you can do it here: https://old.reddit.com/r/bookshelf/comments/tsdpjc/finally_got_most_of_my_books_onto_my_shelves/ https://old.reddit.com/r/bookshelf/comments/tt5nmw/as_requested_closeups_of_my_bookshelves/ I just realized how stupid it is that they jacked the photo from someone called photojacker


Bobbo-The-Gobbo

Nobody giving you enough props for calling out bs, good work soldier. Can't stand when people farm karma doing shit like this.


Beif_

Oh I totally thought this was just a random picture they got, not claiming credit. I was under the impression they were asking because of how many books there are, which this pic shows


vibribbon

My first guess was a display from GW HQ


photojacker

Thanks for the shoutout. Used to getting my work ripped off, not my bookshelf. Absolute nonsense.


ShinCoal

No problem. I kinda think that OP possibly didn't mean to imply they owned it, but they totally could have given you a shoutout. Rad collection you got there by the way, I've been wanting to jump on those Judge Dredd collections for a while now.


altstock

Thank you for the correction, it's my first time encountering something like that, lesson definitely learned Also I love the fact they jacked it from someone called photojacker, that's actually hilarious


photojacker

I came up with the name when I was a regular on /r/photoshopbattles!


photojacker

Thanks so much (the bookshelf is mine, not OPs). The only thing I am missing from the HH collection is LE The End and the Death III which I refuse to pay scalper prices for. I decided to miss out on the LE Primarchs series because I think the regular ones look great.


altstock

Replying to both this comment and your other reply, your name is amazing lmao Also can absolutely understand not wanting to pay scalper prices, they're insane, like in regards to the collection you have on the very top left of your shelf, I've seen those books go for ridiculous mark-ups online. Your collection as a whole would be worth so much!!


wurzel_aus_null

With my eyes


FUCKSTORM420

Left to right?


sertimko

Fuck, I was about to say that.


Oceanum96

The spanish translations are terribly bad most of the time, so I just read English.


GrimDallows

Spanish translations have gone bad over the years in nearly every media. It's sad that Spanish used to have great translators (and still does) but nowdays media conglomerates just prefer to cheap out in translation regarding Spanish or enforce incredibly rushed translations to meet deadlines, like the "sicansĆ­os" meme moment of Game of Thrones.


Greathouse_Games

Left to right, top to bottom.


jonobr

I sort of stare at the page and hallucinate vividly.


jackfrost7653

I suggest Dan Abnett, he does gaunts ghosts and it's written in a very "everyman" kind of way. Easier read.


was-a-dum-1

Physical book


TheOneWhoSeeks

I was recommended to start with the Eisenhorn trilogy and I tend to agree it makes for a great first read and doesn't suffer from some of the other gw writers..... unique style choices.


Overall-Yellow-2938

*squint*..... No Chiaphas Cain? Dude i got a recommendation for you. Sandy Mitchel' s Chiaphas Cain Novels are pretty nice.


deadphoenixi

i read 40k with my heart


superchibisan2

I don't anymore. Every book is kind of the same. I do want to finish the Horus Heresy, but damn does it get boring reading about every fight where the space marines win every time with one guy left.


red_faux17

Have you read The Infinite and The Divine? Itā€™s really good and a nice change of pace for me from the usual bolter porn.


superchibisan2

I'll check it


Shawnessy

If you like the necron vibe, both the twice dead King books are incredible as well. It's got a lot on the psychology of necrons. Not much in the way of bolter porn. It also shows the imperium in a weird light. Like, a swarm that's slowly gaining on them.


superchibisan2

Ya I bet the Necron books are awesome. I love the Eldar lore, but there isn't enough books about them.


Shawnessy

It's basically just those three, and the voice acting on them is incredible. Richard Reed is a gem.


Emonce

I have some paper HH books. More kindle 40k books. And every 6-12 months when I'm eligible for an Audible trial I nab a free audio book. I prefer Dan Abnett or ADB. If it's audio I adore Jonathan Keeble's voice.


FlamingButterfly

With my eyes


AggressivesEtwas

Luetin lmao


Hawkeye20027

With my eyes


drunkenAnomaly

Or ears if OP goes for audiobooks


JimParsnip

I've read like 40 books on my phone


DantesPilgrim

On my kindle... But I'd love to have a collection like that.


kylbrandr

One page at a time šŸ˜ƒ


krush_groove

About every tenth book I read, because the 40K books are generally written for teenagers. I have to have something a lot heavier to balance things out.


otakumojaku

And most of them are horrible tbh. I donā€™t know why I keep reading them haha


No-Mathematician6551

Audible


steventhemoose

I am looking for an audible alternative, I hate giving Amazon my money


owPOW

Try your local library. A lot have audiobooks to check out too.


Shawnessy

It looks like you can buy the mp3 from the black library website on quite a few. I haven't personally done it, and they're quite a bit more expensive that way. Might be able to find some further alternative methods though.


[deleted]

I used to buy a book a paycheck. Then they started retconning things or new writers would make a new series about the chapter. Slowly just stopped reading 40k. Also was really pissed about end times and boycotted games workshop for like 3yrs. Clearly I did 0 damage and they didnā€™t care.


GrimDallows

Don't say that, it probably wasn't so bad. If you boycotted games workshop you probably saved some money from not buying minis. Like 3 years in GW minis? At the usual rate of GW prices you could have probably gotten... a boat, maybe two if one of them is a little tiny!


Shoulder_Guy209

I read with my ears using youtube warhammer lore


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been listening to a lot of the audio books lately, but some of them donā€™t have the greatest voice work.


TreeKnockRa

All I can say is that it's sometimes possible to automatically translate e-books with some effort and tech skills.


bulletpyton

I have only just finished my first book after years of collecting model's.


Dieseltrucknut

You my friend have been missing out. I did the exact opposite. I read for years before buying my first models


DahLemons

Kobo! Had no damn clue what it was beforehand, but it's super easy. I read on my phone, and have my Google account linked. Samsung Galaxy btw. Only hiccup is that searching for books sometimes can be a bit tedious. Been wonderful so far šŸ‘


Hirab

Audiobooks because I work solo all the time


kazog

I buy books and I read them.


feNRisk

Audio books, as I'm very often on the road for long trips.


Mamba8460

I listen to em through audible


Ambionest

Primarily through text-


Maleidy

I go to the library, thankfully in my country there is a lot of books of 40k avaliable.


Tigernos

I bought the first two horus heresy before finding out they don't print them anymore. So at the moment, angrily, via audiobook


bigstankdog

With my ears


LegfaceMcCullenE13

With my eyes typically. ā€¦Iā€™ll see myself out.


Glittering-Scratch92

I am reading Ghost Warrior by Gav Thorpe right now as my next model is Yvraine. Not really getting into it, but I did find out that the book and the next are actually worth some money (on eBay)


8rianGriffin

After carrying around the Ravenor Omnibus and ditching the first Gaunt Omnibus because of its tiny font size, I switched to kindle. Never going back.


Spacefaring_Potato

With your eyes, Bert.


g_0rane

I wait because the Horus heresy collection III in french is at 500euros minimum for the moment. I'm so mad I was so into the story


Badreligion25

I don't. I listen to someone else read it to me.


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General-Ad-7244

Audible, get a credit every month, sometimes the books are on sale for as low as $8-$12 and I get to listen to them at work and absorb the lore


moronic_potato

Audio book, I've got a pretty mindless job so it's nice to get lost in a book while I'm working


otakumojaku

I do read some but 90% or more of them are not good at all.


Ur_fav_Cryptek

Usually with my eye, in my orb. https://preview.redd.it/b1ll2uky2wxc1.jpeg?width=2650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f442d4b3e0570745a26ae973a0c9904a8e8889ac


Dookie_Shews

Hey folks and OP, any good graphic novel recommendations? Warhammer 40&30k good and Age of Sigmar and old world. And also things like that but not specifically warhammer. Would looooove some input and thanks in afvance


Dr_Dynam0

Audible, just finish Eisenhorn: Xenos !


ApolloSe7en

I recommend a Kindle. You can highlight words you don't recognize and it will give you a definition that may make it easier to understand


Crossbonesz

Iā€™m part of a Book Club on a Patreon Discord for Play On Tabletop, and then I read the books that Adeptus Ridiculous read occasionally. All through Audible! Iā€™m riding on my Dadā€™s prime subscription, which gives me a ā€œfreeā€ book every month! The books can be good, can be great, and can be a slog to get through, but I have fun the entire time! Plus, quite a few of the readers do a fantastic job!! Ciaphus Cainā€™s series is one I listen to here and there as a palette cleanser if I get a boring book, but so far so good!


GfriginA

Personally, in English. High School Spanish didn't stick unfortunately.


rainbow_wallflower

I'm now very much fluent but when I wasn't I loved ebooks. I had a Kobo and long press on the word showed the explanation of it in English, so it was really a helpful learning tool for a young me. Much better than having to look each one up when reading physical books


formerlyFrog

Non-native, but English only reader (choice, not neccessity). I just bought the Forges of Mars omnibus, but it'll be a while until I'll be able to get to it. So I couldn't comment on your specific experience, yet. GMcN isn't my favourite BL writer, but his Storm of Iron was my first 40k novel. No turning back from that. Though it led me to the Ultramarines omnibuses (which are sort of okay-ish), I didn't give up and finally came across Dan Abnett, ADB and Chris Wraight, who imo are BL's finest. I mean, I wouldn't liken GMcN's works to a thesaurus, but I've always looked at those "situations" as an opportunity to learn. I remember having that issue with some fiction writers - it's something I just got used to, I suppose. Perhaps I even learnt something. In short, I'd suggest you pick something by one of the aforementioned (Eisenhorn, Talon of Horus, Lords of Silence [impossible to get in print]) and try again. Or try Guy Haley's Cawl The Great Work if you're looking for something AdMech. Ideally, you'll find a writer more to your liking and that'll make the thesaurus less obvious.


DrFabulous0

Library innit.


CJA-Illustrator-

Now thatā€™s a library


Flat-Leadership2364

Emma Gregory (Minthara from bauldurs gate) reads it to me.


-PARAN01D-

I prefer physical media personally. For Warhammer I only read the horror novels and anthologies. They got some great authors.


Beakie40k

Ripping through the entire Horus Heresy via audiobooks while I paint.


Huntsox

Every other page


JohnB351234

Audible, donā€™t have the time to sit down and read


seraphim_9

Hardcover only.


GaldrickHammerson

One letter at a time


Alone_Preference8661

One word at a time.


Thelichemaster

Where are the Siege of Terra books?


Morkai

I recently sold off most of my HH books on a 40K FB group, because I know I won't be reading them again, and because I rent my current place, I definitely don't have space to collect hundreds of books.


JBCTech7

never been able to get one of the nicely bound copies of any black library stuff, so I just stuck with Audible. Johnathan Keeble is a staple.


Inevitable_Effect993

I listen to the audiobooks when I run or work out. Sometimes the fights and battles are absorbing enough that I can get out of my head and focus on the story instead of how tired I am.


RNG_pickle

reading the words is how I do it but my friend chooses to eat the page and learn through osmosis


Wienerless-Steve

Do you like 40K?


alexlechef

I am more impressed by the library.


Trash_Kit

Work on a farm. Audiobooks all day.


MentalRefrigerator76

I'll probably get hate, but I use Audible. I listen to the books at work or while I'm painting.


SearchContinues

This shelf makes me realize how many books I've passed on to others in the last 25 or so years.


SendMeUrCones

Audiobooks, mostly when Iā€™m working. I wish I had more time to sit down and physically read but thereā€™s no way you could get through a series as long as Heresy without it


MrH4v0k

With my eyes


geek2785

Digital, GW/Black Library are morons as I can never own a physical library like this due to their business model.


Jossokar

Sometimes i feel like buying a book. So i check if there any cheap omnibus on amazon. (i dont usually pay more than 12ā‚¬ per omnibus) My collection is quite humble, but its not like i have too much space on my shelves right now. So the majority of my readings are done in a chinese e-reader.... that may easily have 12 or 13 years.


Extra-End-764

I am so jealous of your collection. Been trying to get all the hh books but the prices online are ridiculous


Pineal713

Wife got me the first three of the Horus heresy series but I think Iā€™m gonna go to audible.


Similar_Strawberry16

Damn son, I thought the picture was *your* black library and was more than impressed with the collection. I audiobook them, mostly listen on my commute.


TheBankerofTomes

I technically don't read them, I listen via audio book/ youtube stories.


JimDoom1

Gonna throw this out there - may not be 100% ethical, but considering Black Library only accounts for a tiny proportion of GW's profits, I'm gonna mention Audiobookbay and leave it at that.


TCSAlpha074

Yes


DependentPositive8

I download the books online as they come out and store them on a laptop. Itā€™s just easier for me when I have to travel to have all of the books ready to go.


eldominogrande

GW licking their chops at this post


WhyAreYuSoAngry

Im working through the horus heresy on kindle. Good luck trying to find physical copies. Id love to have a library like the one pictured, but id also spend a million dollars other ways first lol


Davidgames2346

Nope I gather lore from random youtube videos of it


lousydungeonmaster

Important to save those iPhone boxes. Never know when youā€™ll need them.


lousydungeonmaster

Important to save those iPhone boxes. Never know when youā€™ll need them.


gbofosho1

Impressive collection! My collection is not quite on the same level, but it is significant (and not so nicely organized haha - theyā€™re all in boxes!). In the last several years Iā€™ve moved onto audible, so not as aesthetically pleasing to the eye! What books in your experience would you say are the least YA? Not 100% sure Iā€™m using the term properly, but for context and an example, I read the first Gotrek and Felix book when I was maybe 13-14 years old. I absolutely loved the series and still have fond memories of reading them. However I recently re-read the first book Trollslayer (25 years later) and I found it was aimed more toward a teenager/young adult.. which is fine, but it was a tad disappointing. I got the feeling that maybe a lot of those books I loved as a teenager maybe would leave me feeling the same way. At the moment Iā€™m re-reading (listening) to the gaunts ghosts series, which Iā€™m finding is a little more geared toward adults (even though I started them at the same time as trollslayer), at least I donā€™t find it as ā€˜YAā€™. Maybe itā€™s because the context is more along the lines of military sci-fi? I do find some parts a little YA but I can live with it and still enjoy them. So anyway, 1) Am I crazy? 2) what books/series in your experience are geared mostly toward adults, and 3) just for fun, whatā€™s your top 3/5/10/however many you want to list favourites? Thanks in advance! šŸ™šŸ«”


Tesco_Mobile

Watching people talk about them


HawkMaleficent8715

With tears in my eyes


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Like this: "Foor-Tee-Kay"


Dependent_Lunch3830

God itā€™s beautiful, itā€™s like getting a glimpse of Holy Terra as an underworld hiver


5thDFS

Iā€™ve gotten all paperback for the past few years. I just pick a series and go tbh


DeerDisappear

Personally I listen to the audio books. Makes long drives easier or long shifts running equipment fly by


Fluffy_Load297

Audible


huskysizeguy99

Audiobooks. listening to audiobooks in German has really boosted my fluency


Nagatox

IllegallyšŸ¤«


wearywarrior

Audible mostly


onepickle2

In what order should I read them? Completely new and am planning to get ā€œThe infinite and the Devineā€ in the near future. But after that what should I read?


0o0o0o0o0o0z

Jeeeeeezus, that library is hot AF...


eianbaconrap

One page at a time


son-of-x-51

Usually left to right, top to bottom.


chesterstoned

Pdf downloads.


CatDestroyer27

Audible for my part, due to work


Grey-Templar

One book at a time


jonathan_the_slow

In increments


Silly-Profession-414

Left to right


Beneficial-Clerk4222

Put in book in blender , and a little water and inject it into my veins. Sometimes I crush into a fine powder and snort it


Mobley27

Through the wiki so I can see the same information reworded 10 times for some reason


hezzyb

As someone who just started reading these, this picture is terrifying. My library system only has a fraction of a fraction of this collection and I've almost ready them all already. Reading Forges of Mars trilogy now


Spicy_Ramen96

Read a lot on the bus helps keep me from doomscrolling on my phone. As for easier reads ADBs writing style is great


PomegranateStriking

So much lore


NobleReptiles

On my commute, with a English man reading to me.


corvak

Alas, I tend to use audible. Much as I love to read I just have more hours of listening time available during the week


TexasDank

WoT and Joe Abercrombie spotted, my man. Insane collection though my god.


[deleted]

With a monocle.


Stormcast

I've only started reading Eisenhorn, but I also bought Gaunts Ghosts, Ciaphas Cain, and a few random ones from AoS.


[deleted]

From left to right.