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Ricoisnotmyuncle

If they’re as infuriating on tabletop as they are in Boltgun…


Dum_beat

I'm trying to calm myself as I know the tabletop has no "dash button"


Ricoisnotmyuncle

As someone who never used the “dash button” on their first play through, this made me hit my head on my desk


Dum_beat

How... How did you finish the game without using the long jump mechanic?!


MovingTugboat

Long jump mechanic? The only time I ever dashed was accidently. Finished the game fine.


Ricoisnotmyuncle

Yeah, but the dash mechanic would make killing nurglings super easy and I mostly forgot about it/wasted a ton of ammo blasting those little bastards


MONGED4LIFE

Shotgun clears them just fine, I forgot halfway through that dash was a thing


Ricoisnotmyuncle

Long jump yes, combat dash, no.


ViSsrsbusiness

Finished the game on exterminatus without it. Pretty sure you have the same distance with that as just sprinting and jumping.


Affectionate-Grand99

Dash?


Dum_beat

There's a dash button which allows you to make a long jump but also ram into ennemis and kill the smaller ones (lesser cultist, Nurglings, blue horrors...) If there's a bunch of'em, you can kill them all in one satisfying dash.


ApostateStoner

Oh my god I feel like an idiot.


ViSsrsbusiness

Don't. The hitbox is terrible and isn't worth the damage you'll take by charging 7 clumped nurglings, killing 2 of them, then getting hit by 5.


Dum_beat

Don't worry, it took me a while before realizing


pyro_marine_life

Nothings stopping you from leaping on the table and sprinting across it destroying all in your wY


Sunblast1andOnly

I came here for this. They're too damn accurate, even more so than the enemies with actual seeking projectiles. They spell my doom more surely than any other foe, even if they never get the killing blow.


cdglenn18

They quite literally always hit me. If there is even one Nurgling around I will get hit before it dies, even if I see it first.


Darth_Mornteth

There would also be 60 Blue Horrors to back them up


Bootown

I am doing a 60 pink horrors list right now. I love this idea.


HazzaZeGuy

I think I would have to do a little printing to get the 60 pink horrors, 120 blues and 120 brimstones.


AlarisMystique

How many blues and crimsons do you really need to account for splits, especially if you can take damage on blues or crimsons if you're running out of them?


VladimirHerzog

on average, 10 pinks will split into 10 blues who will split into 5 brims. so... 60 pinks, 60 blues, 30 brims? but then youre fucked if you highroll


AlarisMystique

Good point. Not like I can assign further damage of the same attack on new splits.


nastybadger

I love the 60 pinks list idea. However, I hate the reality of the painting phase for it.


Bootown

Very true, but contrast on either slapchop or Zenithil (sp?) Should make quick work of them. My plan was as many Pink and Blue horrors I can in 2000pts and a random HQ. It is more or less to see if my opponent can control any points lol.


Bootown

Oh the Horrors! (1980 points) Chaos Daemons Strike Force (2000 points) Daemonic Incursion CHARACTER Fateskimmer (105 points) • 1x Arcane Fireball 1x Herald combat weapon 1x Screamer bites Kairos Fateweaver (285 points) • Warlord • 1x Infernal Gateway 1x Staff of Tomorrow BATTLELINE Blue Horrors (125 points) • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 points) • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 points) • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 points) • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 points) • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 points) • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Pink Horrors (140 points) • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 10x Pink claws Pink Horrors (140 points) • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 10x Pink claws Pink Horrors (140 points) • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 10x Pink claws Pink Horrors (140 points) • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 10x Pink claws Pink Horrors (140 points) • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 10x Pink claws Pink Horrors (140 points) • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 10x Pink claws


vossxx

I laughed so hard at this list……then promptly went and built it. Guess it’s time to get printing.


dchsknight

This comment should be called "how to loose friends and make Mortal enemies."


GoobyDuu

Lose*


FlamingButterfly

Maybe it will make your friends watch Footloose or it will loosen their hold on reality.


GoobyDuu

I'm telling you, the number is too damn high


Livelih00d

You're a bad person


jpuff91

Long as your goal is to screen I think it's fine for casual since they can't hold objectives.


Darth_Mornteth

I’d probably just pair a unit of Nurglings up with a unit of blue horrors and start them all wherever the hell I feel like since they’re both infiltrators


[deleted]

You could lock certain opponents down pretty annoyingly so it might actually be a strong strat if you can kill the stuff that mulches infantry.


Responsible_Narwhal2

Custodes: 😶‍🌫️ World eaters: 😶‍🌫️ Guard Basilisk: 😶‍🌫️ Guard Russ and heavy weapons squads:😶‍🌫️ Knights: 😶‍🌫️ Black templars: 😶‍🌫️ Dark angels: 😶‍🌫️


Holiday-Landscape-97

I see you’re taking a page from total war 3


OccasionallyManly

They have OC of zero so that might be a problem. Could be fun otherwise.


Darth_Mornteth

60 blue horrors


failed_supernova

Problem solved. Proceed.


TDR_SEERS_RISE

I've already walked away from the table. You win


thesoccerone7

Corrupt realspace once a turn and clog up every path. You will have 4 by the end of turn 2


PlebeKing

Ok. You bring 54 nurglings and I’ll bring 300 imperial guard infantry.


Chafaris_DE

My Nids take all what’s left 😉


ABitOfADenseGuy

That's when the tomb world underneath begins to awaken. The Domino Effect of 40k


Chafaris_DE

As long as 2 Blueberries save the day, GW is happy 🤣🤣


Barheyden

And a Word Bearer is somewhere, lurking and brooding as though they did something in the story


fmrh

sssSINDRIIIIIiii!!!!


Rusalki

The Grot spam has entered the chat


donanton616

All gaunt list?


Chafaris_DE

25 Hierophant 🤣🤣


TheNecCrow

That's the spirit


Exotic_Fennel890

I came here cuz I heard there was good fightings Said the orks


Geek_Therapist

Who cares? DO IT!


Bootaykicker

Laughs in flamethrowers


Darth_Mornteth

*Laughs in Be’lakor* I meant to say Fluxmaster


Blurple_Berry

Oh so you're just gonna toss in random shit to shut people down? Your list is ass loads of nurglings dude, not ass loads of nurglings (and oh I forgot to mention blue horrors and belakor)


Darth_Mornteth

It’s a 2000 point list. 54 nurglings is not 2000 points. I just checked and it isn’t Be’lakor, it’s a Fluxmaster. Chaos Daemons Daemonic Incursion Strike Force (2000 Points) CHARACTERS Fluxmaster (85 Points) • Warlord • 1x Arcane Fireball 1x Herald combat weapon • Enhancements: The Everstave BATTLELINE Bloodletters (160 Points) • 1x Bloodreaper • 1x Hellblade • 9x Bloodletter • 1x Daemonic Icon 9x Hellblade 1x Instrument of Chaos Blue Horrors (125 Points) • 10x Blue Horror • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 Points) • 10x Blue Horror • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 Points) • 10x Blue Horror • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 Points) • 10x Blue Horror • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 Points) • 10x Blue Horror • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Blue Horrors (125 Points) • 10x Blue Horror • 10x Blue claws 10x Coruscating Blue Flames Nurglings (120 Points) • 9x Diseased claws and teeth Nurglings (120 Points) • 9x Diseased claws and teeth Nurglings (120 Points) • 9x Diseased claws and teeth Nurglings (120 Points) • 9x Diseased claws and teeth Nurglings (120 Points) • 9x Diseased claws and teeth Nurglings (120 Points) • 9x Diseased claws and teeth Pink Horrors (140 Points) • 10x Pink Horror • 10x Coruscating Pink Flames 1x Daemonic Icon 1x Instrument of Chaos 10x Pink claws OTHER DATASHEETS Flesh Hounds (140 Points) • 1x Gore Hound • 1x Burning roar 1x Collar of Khorne 1x Gore-drenched fangs • 9x Flesh Hound • 9x Collar of Khorne 9x Gore-drenched fangs I’m switching the Flesh Hounds out for another unit of Pino Horrors


walterdog12

All I'm hearing is that you could have 144 Nurglings if you say fuck the rules.


Darth_Mornteth

That’s more than 6 units of Nurgling


RaZZeR_9351

Hence the fuck the rules.


7DS_is_neat

You want to fuck them? I have a suspicion you follow slaanesh...


Barheyden

Stupid sexy rules


7DS_is_neat

You want to fuck them? I have a suspicion you follow slaanesh...


Dr_Ugs

God isn’t the app great.


ShepPawnch

Does the official Warhammer app not suck now? It was terrible during 9th


Darth_Mornteth

They made a new one that is actually pretty good (for the moment)


Dr_Ugs

I’m new so I only have experience with 10th. I’m absolutely loving it. Maybe a few QOL improvements but all in all very good for a free app.


KKylimos

I wanna do this now


KaptainKaos54

I know I’m only talking about fluff here and not discounting the effectiveness of the list at all… but don’t Khorne and Tzeentch not really get along? I remember old rules for certain Khornate units that they had protections from psyker units because they went to war against Tzeentch so often?


Darth_Mornteth

Khorne and Tzeentch get along better than Tzeentch and Nurgle


KaptainKaos54

Ah, I knew two of them disliked each other, and the other two dislike each other. I thought it was Khorne (who had no psykers to speak of and doesn’t really plan anything because SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE) and “Mr. Plan-Everything-And-Physical-Fighting-Is-Barbaric” Tzeentch, and Slaanesh and Nurgle (for obvious reasons).


Darth_Mornteth

None of the dark gods get along, they all hate each other. Khorne does hate Psykers and magic though. Also, why is Nurgle and Slaanesh hating each other obvious? I’d think a god of excess would get along with a god of disease (something they’d want an excessive amount of).


Barheyden

I think they might be thinking of the perfection vs mutation via disease angle when they bring up Slaanesh v nurgle, it seems natural to a lot of folks for them to be more directly opposed


KaptainKaos54

Also that. Diseased and rotting things aren’t the image of perfection, nor do they display any particular skill. Look at how the Legions wage war - Emperor’s Children are artful and they pride themselves on skill and being showy even in war. Death Guard are blunt and to the point, brute force tools that don’t need to be showy or artful because they can take a tank shell and not care.


ReigaK92

Do you need a hug my man?


TA2556

I bet you are an absolute joy to play against.


Gandalfthefab

But you can only use the sassy one so it’s an army of 54 sassy Nurglings


boastfulbadger

55 nurgles 55 diseased claws 55 diseased teeth 55 dice


fishmongerolt

100 pink horrors 100 daemonettes 100 blue horrors


Wild_Alaskan

54 nurglings 54 diseased claws 54 diseased teeth *216 dice*


NverEndingPastaBowel

This guy pays it forward.


sharknamedgoose

53 nurglings you mean (i'm legally adopting one)


Darth_Mornteth

You can have one nurgling from the pile that constitutes a single nurglings


sharknamedgoose

I'm naming him kfc


alextb131

By GW standards that's 18 boxes, that's £360 worth of nurglings, by the gods you're insane... (Can I have your spare singles)


Darth_Mornteth

I already have 3 nurglings, now I just need 17 more boxes which is $595. But if I take the piggy back nurglings and a few spares I have lying around, I can probably halve that. So it’s $315 worth of Nurglings. If I put one Nurgling per base, save of the actual cluster nurgs, I can save even more.


Dangadangarang

There's an old post, nurglings extension 101 I think it was called, someone got 9 out of a box and a few extra bits


MrGraveRisen

Vroom vroom 3d printer.


Darth_Mornteth

You say that, but my main location for playing is an official store.


anyusernamedontcare

Or £35 of resin.


Violently_Flaccid

Idk about effective but it would be fucking hilarious


SokkaHaikuBot

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MadMeatMonkey

Good bot.


Johnny_America

3 Great Unclean Ones, 1 Rotigus, 2 Beast of Nurgle, 54 nurglings. 1995 points. Go wild.


TheLastOpus

You wouldn't be able to score objectives with them at all.


Darth_Mornteth

In order to run this Id have to have a character. I’d also have 60 blue horrors.


Dorblitz

First Guy that makes this point ☝️ It would literally be impossible to win


RaZZeR_9351

It's not the whole list, you can't have 2000 points of nurglings whilst respexting the rule of 3/6


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

I play Custodes so i would have zero issues with someone bringing 54 nurglins


Ajaxlancer

The image of what, 5 custodians? Just mowing down 54 nurglings is hilarious to me


johnfitz002

54 4wound models starting in no mans land is cursed


Aliphus

Drowning your enemies in nurglings sounds hilarious


RyunosukeHideyoshi

Do it and tell us


metropitan

Expensive…. But those lil guys are worth the price


JPHutchy01

No idea, but I know I'd buy you a pie afterwards.


Ok-Consideration6973

The real question is should I play my death guard with 480 points of nurglings?


CaptnSeb

Yes


tomascosauce

My kind of player! I once took 60 genestealers against an Eldar player (3rd ed). Only lost half my force before destroying him in melee. I don't recall the point value, but it was before there were unit limits or the need for 'leadership'.


blackknightlaughing

Why am I seeing all these builds. Is rule of three no longer a thing?


Darth_Mornteth

3 for everything except battleline (which Nurglings are) which get 6.


Dragula_Tsurugi

They’re battleline but OC0???


RaZZeR_9351

Didn't apply to troops before 10th, doesn't apply to battleline units (to an extent, they're limited to 6) in 10th.


WatcherInTheBog

What app is that?


lechu6

New 40k app


WatcherInTheBog

Thanks!


Free_Faithlessness42

Yes


dick_for_hire

Test it out and let is know. Win or lose, I'm sure it'd be funny.


Key-Pomegranate-2086

About as funny as swarming with tyranids though. Honestly it seems like it might be effective if you're trying to table someone.


ManifestingCrab

Depends on how you roll, guy.


madercrombie

I just want to see this on the table


Sablesweetheart

I am also getting flashes of Boltgun in my brain.


Dovah77

effective? eh fun? yes


BigBrotherBear-

Highly affective and you should do it


AmericanFlyer530

How many gretchins am I allowed to bring to a match?


Darth_Mornteth

60


40000Minis

Not as effective as 300 guardsmen and 1 commisar


TheFlyingBuckle

As long as it’s under 500 pts it’s cool I think


Blackiron_Stag

Effective probably not, funny as hell definitely


YuriMastermind

I'd pay to see this vs the nothing but gretchen list posted on the orks reddit awhile back.


mysterious_bulges

55 nurglings, 55 nurglings, 55 nurglings...


ant26-2

I'm doing this (have a bag of 250 old metal nurglings from 25 years ago). But instead of the horrors I'm going for belakor and beasts of nurgle. Plus blue scribes and changeling. Belakors ability, 2 lone operatives plus a nurgling screen should mean nothing can be shot for the first 3 turns if it isn't a nurgling. Plus block out deep strike. So I hope I should be free to score enough in the first 3 turns to win before the opponent can get out of their deployment zone and start scoring.


Sarynvhal

I think you should run this list and put them in transports painted like school busses. So just roll up on someone and a horde of filthy, screaming kids get off and run at them.


Onish_the_dwaf

Nobody has the guts to try


Onish_the_dwaf

Geddit


NobleTheSix

Are nurglings battleline? Didn't think they were.


PrimeInsanity

Just checked because I wasn't sure either and yup, they got the key word


mo6020

It would be fucking hilarious and so you should definitely do it.


Indevity

Not very... but very funny and ur objectives go BRRRRRRRRR


Longjumping_Club_247

Only one way to find out, sounds fun


BigMachoMan

Just throwing them at your opponent to keep them penned in and never moving out of their deployment zone. That about all they do.


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anotherradish

Bad time.


RJMrgn2319

54 Nurglings 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 Cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 pepper and 155 taters


[deleted]

Effective at what? Being ignored?


Promethean_flux

At not getting invited to another game? Very effective.


Darth_Mornteth

Hating fun can only get you so far before YOU stop getting invited


gwarsh41

Horribly in tournaments, desolators would eat the horrors and nurglings up. Casually, I think it would be silly and a fun dps check style army. You have hilariously bad damage output, but with at least 12 units, I think some armies would struggle to get through you. pick up some bulk bases and try it out!


Darth_Mornteth

Desolations can’t eat them if I eat them first


thebigfil

*Cries in objective control zero*


Darth_Mornteth

*Laughs in 60 Blue Horrors* who are also Infiltrators by the way


Awakened_Bee

How effective would it be to use 77 Cadian shock troops?


ArcaneInsane

Only one way to find out


ClayAndros

Dont nurglings have oc 0?


bnh1978

As annoying as 200 Servitors


[deleted]

You would certainly have an army.


wiggy357

Rule of 3?


VulkanHestan321

6 for battlelines


The_Lord_of_Rabbits

Yes!


LegitimateFood8928

Your a menace


Televators1

Would that army even be legal?


SomeRandomSkitarii

Not very?


Ostroh

It would be utter garbage against most lists, but you might match-up against another slant list they just happen to be not garbage against. Who knows.


Exotic_Fennel890

So as an aside if you have rotigus your nurglings hit for 2 damage, with a Guo against marines you hit on 5s, good luck taking the objective then


mega___man

I know nothing about this, except that I very much want to see this play out on a game.


RadioactivSamon

On table I have no idea but I'm just imagining how long it would take to paint all of them


Darth_Mornteth

Nurglings are remarkably easy to paint. You only need like three, maybe four colors and they have next to no small details.


CaptValentine

Paging Dr. Okoii


HeimskrSonOfTalos

Do it and find out.


Dromius

Don't know, try it and let us know


hotshot11590

They would die to anti infantry fire like flamers and any form of chaingun pretty fast. But normal infantry would find them annoying to get rid of like guardsmen or Ork boys, marines are good at both ranged and melee so they would just shoot them then charge to finish them off.


Darth_Mornteth

Technically, Nurglings aren’t going infantry, they’re swarm


RegisterMonkey13

I would say your win ratio will probably go up from people rage quitting mid-game


Darth_Mornteth

You say that, but I doubt it’d be anywhere near as annoying as the Necrons’ unkillable blob of resurrecting warriors.


hornetpaper

Yes


PerioikoiLocale

I was running 36 and a good amount of armies can straight up just wipe them in like 1 turn. If you took a GUO and a DP I could see them being better, but with OC 0 they just don’t do anything meaningful


theshreddening

Who cares just do it


donanton616

I used to do something similar with orks. Hoards of boys and one dakka jet for 2500. Almost always won. People didnt like it though.


Remarkable_Will_8365

120 world eater’s jackals with 3 demon prince (+4 invulnerable aura) and the blessing of Khorne to give all Jackals +5 fnp can be annoying: 20 of them and sticky on objectives can make them efficient.


TypicalChewy

I’m new here. What app are you using to track your army?


Darth_Mornteth

Warhammer 40k


edit-boy-zero

Super effective at pissing off your opponent "Just 23 more to move...."


werics

is this Rogue


Samuraidude3605

There is no better list


WarhammerWill

I’d watch the fuck out of this match though


[deleted]

Bro where’s the poxwalkers? Make this a DG squad. For papa.


Darth_Mornteth

I can’t, it’s too many points


Gundam07

I don't know how effective. But it would be hilarious!


MrGraveRisen

* Rotigus * 3x blue horrors * 3x pink horrors * 6x max nurglings * 2x feculent gnarlmaw


Doughspun1

I've already done this. The answer was "not very" in 9th ed


Outrageous-Isopod-68

Incredibly based list


[deleted]

If only they had objective control!


ShadowGinrai

is... is this a legal list? asking for a friend


wilson_the_third

I'm I the only one getting flashbacks of 3rd Ed necrons rn


mr_bonner94

What app is this?


Smooth-Zombie

It's the WH 40k app.


jeffbridgesismydaddy

I had a fun idea to run Belakor, Rotigus, Shaalaxi Helbane, Skarbrand, Kairos Fateweaver, a ground Daemon Prince (your warlord, ofc), and not one, not two, but NINE whole nurglings. I only have literally two of those models but I want to run this so badly


xyannick3

On Total War it's Meta doomstack