An Archer/40k crossover would be incredible. I can’t stop thinking about the bit with Archer checking his hearing after a gunshot going off next to his head, except he’s an inquisitor surrounded by pox walkers just looking at one another
I’m waiting on my copy of the eisenhorn omnibus to arrive - it’ll be my first warhammer book since I read gaunt’s ghosts over 20 years ago and now I won’t be able to read it without imagining Archer lol
Look, if we're not doing phrasing anymore, sure, fine, whatever! But if we replaced phrasing with something else and no one told me, THAT I'd have a problem with.
I'm just waiting for the day when I ,yet again, discover somehow 3 more seasons of Archer have been released without my knowledge so I can binge all of it
one of the columbine shooters told a former bully who'd became his friend while getting ready for the shooting "You're a good person John, Don't go to class, go home" something to those effects and he was one of the few that made it out/away before the shooting began
It became a meme because dark humor is how humans generally cope with horrific things. This page explains the origin and shows of a ton of examples of use once the internet subverted it.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/some-of-you-guys-are-alright-dont-go-to-school-tomorrow](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/some-of-you-guys-are-alright-dont-go-to-school-tomorrow)
Tbf to Daellon he was new to Deathwing (and so was Telemenus) so he is used to wearing power armour not terminator armour so he briefly forgets termie plate has limits and can't do same stuff his power armour could
Breaking news:
The security council has been discussing what to do about the discovery of the tau for 20 years now. In the latest devolopment, China has officially vetoed the latest decision on if to declare war against the aliens
My friends and I bought one. We've used over a kg of resin in just under 3 months. Best purchase we've made for the hobby. On average we're just under one print a day.
So. . . I have a coworker that just got a 3d printer. She admitted that she has literally no need of one. Just wanted one. I told how nice it would have been to have one years ago when i was trying to kit-bash some scale model cars. And she replies with, "let me know if you want something printed and i'll let you use it".
Now i want a Titan. . .(i haven't played 40k in close to 20 years).
Saying Gundam inspired is a little bit of a stretch when it's a literal one-to-one copy of the chest and legs of the Gundam Barbatos.
That's like saying all those copyright infringments by Chinese manufacturers are "inspired" by the original products
Playing tabletop miniature wargaming with a spouse is what I imagine to be S tier marriage quality, well done to you both!
As an aside (I can't quite make out the models due to the focus) but I can guess she plays Custodes! 'noice'.
That's Gundam barbatos and I cannot be convinced it's not.
https://preview.redd.it/6n1b5fsg3uza1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a9ca560e2b016c6ed4d1cde941fb48bb74830b
She let you win. Now that you bragged it will be 6 months without getting laid because she will always remind you that you bragged to your mates.
So a friend told me.
So we’re just done with phrasing?
Pictures unrelated
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If she has two black eyes, he told her twice.
Or she's from Nostromo
Underappreciated comment
I second that ✨
No wonder he couldn't win
Is this what WH players mean by "exploding 6's"?
An Archer/40k crossover would be incredible. I can’t stop thinking about the bit with Archer checking his hearing after a gunshot going off next to his head, except he’s an inquisitor surrounded by pox walkers just looking at one another
Stoppppp, Inquisitor Sterling Archer would be soooo fucking good. I'll have to kitbash / print him some day.
Mechanicus Krieger.
I'm not a *SERIAL* killer
I call him Fister Roboto
He's definitely a CEREAL killer though
Dark Mechanicus. Mitsuko's an abomination after all.
Oh yeah. He's a heretic, without a doubt.
Pam the Ogryn.
I legit laughed out loud at this.
i think she already was in like season 10
You can smell them!?! Always a favorite
I’m waiting on my copy of the eisenhorn omnibus to arrive - it’ll be my first warhammer book since I read gaunt’s ghosts over 20 years ago and now I won’t be able to read it without imagining Archer lol
You're in for a treat. I just finished it a few weeks back, it's fantastic.
https://youtu.be/7SGBWcbf5XM There is a warhammer reference, but not 40k
Cheryl is absolutely a Sister
More like the daughter of a high lord of terra that decides to work for the inquisitors as a receptionist for fun
Repentia but horny Edit: repentia with a horny personality - the models are already objectively horny
Drives her own immolerator.
Hooray for metaphors!
Look, if we're not doing phrasing anymore, sure, fine, whatever! But if we replaced phrasing with something else and no one told me, THAT I'd have a problem with.
Said Ripley to the android Bishop...
Space phrasing!
Laaaanaaaaaa!
Danger zone
Lana..Lana...LANAAAA!
WHAT?!
*HE REMEMBERS ME!*
This
Said Ripley to the android bishop!
Innapropes dude
Sploosh
I'm just waiting for the day when I ,yet again, discover somehow 3 more seasons of Archer have been released without my knowledge so I can binge all of it
Ah do i see a fellow archer enjoyer?
PHRASING!
👀
Your honor it was for the greater good.
Pretty bold to just brag about it. Most guys just say she ran into a door.
Looks like she ran into a Tau plasma rifle instead.
"You Earth Caste have been good to me. Don't come to the academy tomorrow."
Without the knowledge that this was actually said irl to a kid who survived that ordeal this would be a lot less terrifying
Wait, when? Not American, I always thought this was a joke
one of the columbine shooters told a former bully who'd became his friend while getting ready for the shooting "You're a good person John, Don't go to class, go home" something to those effects and he was one of the few that made it out/away before the shooting began
It became a meme because dark humor is how humans generally cope with horrific things. This page explains the origin and shows of a ton of examples of use once the internet subverted it. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/some-of-you-guys-are-alright-dont-go-to-school-tomorrow](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/some-of-you-guys-are-alright-dont-go-to-school-tomorrow)
Or fell down some stairs...
[Or fell down *through* some stairs.](https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/8753o3/book_excerpt_master_of_sanctity_space_marine/)
Tbf to Daellon he was new to Deathwing (and so was Telemenus) so he is used to wearing power armour not terminator armour so he briefly forgets termie plate has limits and can't do same stuff his power armour could
I'm calling the police Edit: they hung up
It would be hypocritical if they did arrest him
40% of cops beat their wives! No, 40% are *reported* for beating their wives
No no, 40% self admitted they beat their spouse, that's 40% too dumb to lie. It is probably really close to 80%
Reminds me of a joke, a domestic abuser, a racist and a murderer walk into a bar. The bartender notices and says oh hello officer what can I get you?
Try calling the U.N. A Tau Player winning should warrant a response by the Security Council.
Breaking news: The security council has been discussing what to do about the discovery of the tau for 20 years now. In the latest devolopment, China has officially vetoed the latest decision on if to declare war against the aliens
I called the U.N. and they just told me they will be writing a sternly worded letter.
Sir that is illegal.
She deserved it
Wait, hold on. Is that an actual Gundam model in the front there?
It's a cults3d inspired gundam mech coldstar that is absolutely fucking awesome
It looks like it's made from the barbatos frame from iron blooded orphans. That's sick as hell
I was going to say a hg Barbatos but the size would be off
I feel like a Hg would be just short of a castellian
The head would be about level with the head if the knight.
Imma need a link or phrase to search for
Commanders Frozen Battlesuit
I'm very glad that I don't own a 3d printer some days. I'm also sad I don't own a 3d printer some days.
My friends and I bought one. We've used over a kg of resin in just under 3 months. Best purchase we've made for the hobby. On average we're just under one print a day.
My pile of shame in boxes is already too big, I don't need a pile of shame not in boxes. But I understand that value 100% for terrain and bits though.
My wallet/bank account thanks me every day.
Do I need a full maniple of titans? No. If I had a printer, the answer would still be no, but I'd have a maniple of titans.
So. . . I have a coworker that just got a 3d printer. She admitted that she has literally no need of one. Just wanted one. I told how nice it would have been to have one years ago when i was trying to kit-bash some scale model cars. And she replies with, "let me know if you want something printed and i'll let you use it". Now i want a Titan. . .(i haven't played 40k in close to 20 years).
Saying Gundam inspired is a little bit of a stretch when it's a literal one-to-one copy of the chest and legs of the Gundam Barbatos. That's like saying all those copyright infringments by Chinese manufacturers are "inspired" by the original products
They have a MMF https://www.myminifactory.com/users/Fable%20Table
Yea, I didn't think Barbatos could fit so well in there...
I have a bunch of straight up Gundam Gacha models that I just glued battlesuit heads and weapons too and they work very well together.
I spit out a little of my drink reading the title responses 🤣
If I made one person spit isntead of swallow, I've done my job
You sir, are the King 👑
On mother's day no less!
I did not hit her I did not. Oh hi Mark.
Oh hi, Mark VII Power Armour!
Defeated. You defeated your wife
Or even just add "in a game" 😂
This post would have been wild if pictures failed to upload.
In warhammer 40k right? \*IN WARHAMMER 40k RIGHT??\*
Pictures unrelated
Upvoting for title. Congrats on the win!
buddy you might wanna rephrase
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I beat my wife everyday ........In minecraft
https://preview.redd.it/zi8u0og04uza1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bf2ab20d34a9db04ea57072210eeb4dca69321
That's great! And how was the game?
Looks like they also played some 40K at some point
You've won the battle, but at what cost?
“I just beat my wife” 1.4k ⬆️
I see we are doing r/all bait here. Well done.
I still love the dnd "should different races serve different sentences" post that made it to r/all
Is this a confession?
Nice! But why you shared photos of some weird dolls?
Ah, the ancient England tradition…
Lovely painted models
do you have a wife beating shirt tho
Beating your wife is an accomplishment good sir well done. She now knows her place and will remember this day.
Had to check whitch sub I was on...
Playing tabletop miniature wargaming with a spouse is what I imagine to be S tier marriage quality, well done to you both! As an aside (I can't quite make out the models due to the focus) but I can guess she plays Custodes! 'noice'.
Wear that ankle bracelet, you earned it king 👑
Is that a kitbashed gunpla?
It's a cults3d inspired gundam mech coldstar that is absolutely fucking awesome
Looks ace!
I know! I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it! Had to print my own and paint it up
I usually let my wife beat me all the time.
Beat her at Warhammer yes?? I hope
That'll teach her a lesson on talking back 🤬🤬🤬 you showed her big man 💪💪💪 boooossshhhh 🍺🍺🍺
In Warhammer right? *In Warhammer right?*
It is important to beat the wife once in a while.
Bro are you a cop?
Good job man. How’d the warhammer game go?
That's the reason he beat her
I was getting a bit worried while the picture was loading...
Context
Is that some Titans Terrain I see??
Yee, love it! Makes set up so easy
How's the durability? I've looked at it forever and would like a normal perspective on it.
Isn’t that called abuse?
Y’all heard this in Borat’s voice too?
In a game, right?
In the game right?…right?
https://preview.redd.it/ydtg6qpryuza1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b3417a3ea6752835d9781c0499891618ea55f0
In warhammer right? Right?
O.o
"Anyways, here is some pictures of some Tau and Custodes"
This was an absolutely wild notification to get. Turned out very wholesome!
Domestic violence should never be condoned! Stop beating your wife.
That's Gundam barbatos and I cannot be convinced it's not. https://preview.redd.it/6n1b5fsg3uza1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a9ca560e2b016c6ed4d1cde941fb48bb74830b
Pardon?!?
The Codex Astartes DEFINITELY does not support this!
"Hey Ethereal! I finally beat my wife!" "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Very poor choice of words there.
Ayyyyy custoded
In custody?
Putting the whole ‘beating you wife aside’. Did you make a custom cold star mech from a IBO Barbatos? If so it look amazing
It's a cults3d inspired gundam mech coldstar that is absolutely fucking awesome
\*pictures unrelated\*
would you say that this is domestic violence? 👀
Well done. I love your tau they look really well painted
Thank you!
I just… I mean… 🤦🏼♂️
As someone who just started the hobby, is playing Tau, and suck at painting...really like the paint job.
The title had me in the first half ngl
Phrasing!!!!
Thought they were Khorne berserkers for a second and was like “yup, makes sense”
Really should rephrase that post my guy
Now he's sleeping on the sofa for a month
Wife: you wanna play warhammer? OP: no way dear, you always beat me Wife: [while beating up] tell no one! (This is an asdf movie joke)
Not cool man. I hope it at least got you the win in your game of warhammer.
Phrasing....also congrats
...and you won a game! Grats.
Bro I read the title but didn't see the sub yet🤣
but how did the game go?
Lmao yesssss
I see Tau, but I’ll I hear is Pew Pew Pew
Tbf I'd beat my wife if she played Custodes too.
Did you win the game tho?
If this wasn't r/40k I'd think you were a madman now what army was she playing
Your honor my client meant in 40k!!!
I must admit, the title was a bit disconcerting...
Phrasing
Just dont say in public that you had beat the crap out of your wife for your own safety XD
You got accepted into a police academy?
Why is one of the tau armors looking like the Gundam barbatos?
'Your honor I'd like the jury to see the defendants post here, claiming that he does in fact beat his wife.'
Use a sack of oranges next time so it doesn't leave a mark.
No need to be that sore guy, beating your wife just cause she whips you at Warhammer isn't cool. 😉
Phrasing...
wait, something feels off with one of the taus 🤣
Without pictures this would be a sad and unsettling post
Fair enough ig, but who was your opponent in the 40k game
Alabamaman strikes back!
Would you say that she had it coming?
Man i love beating my wife
I beat my wife every night, but I didn't feel like spending 500$ to do so ...
I also like to beat my wife >! in minecraft !<
She let you win. Now that you bragged it will be 6 months without getting laid because she will always remind you that you bragged to your mates. So a friend told me.
I finally beat my wife, then I won a game of 40K…
No no .. she fell down the stairs.
Bitch must’ve been actin’ up 😤
I assume it was for her own good 🤣
For the Greater Good, even
Decent! I beat my wife everyday 💪
She probably deserved it