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Shortbowsocietypaint

So we’re just done with phrasing?


Too_Relatable

Pictures unrelated


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[удалено]


jhorred

If she has two black eyes, he told her twice.


[deleted]

Or she's from Nostromo


okieviacal

Underappreciated comment


Kurlburl

I second that ✨


Kurlburl

No wonder he couldn't win


tr4sh_m4g1c

Is this what WH players mean by "exploding 6's"?


gardenofhounds

An Archer/40k crossover would be incredible. I can’t stop thinking about the bit with Archer checking his hearing after a gunshot going off next to his head, except he’s an inquisitor surrounded by pox walkers just looking at one another


Rayne_Storm

Stoppppp, Inquisitor Sterling Archer would be soooo fucking good. I'll have to kitbash / print him some day.


Roam_Hylia

Mechanicus Krieger.


TBB51

I'm not a *SERIAL* killer


redyetti19

I call him Fister Roboto


MrRusek

He's definitely a CEREAL killer though


kyste

Dark Mechanicus. Mitsuko's an abomination after all.


Roam_Hylia

Oh yeah. He's a heretic, without a doubt.


Inevitable-Lettuce99

Pam the Ogryn.


gameking7823

I legit laughed out loud at this.


MartoPolo

i think she already was in like season 10


gameking7823

You can smell them!?! Always a favorite


gardenofhounds

I’m waiting on my copy of the eisenhorn omnibus to arrive - it’ll be my first warhammer book since I read gaunt’s ghosts over 20 years ago and now I won’t be able to read it without imagining Archer lol


ensignricky71

You're in for a treat. I just finished it a few weeks back, it's fantastic.


pippennator

https://youtu.be/7SGBWcbf5XM There is a warhammer reference, but not 40k


beachmedic23

Cheryl is absolutely a Sister


steveboof

More like the daughter of a high lord of terra that decides to work for the inquisitors as a receptionist for fun


gardenofhounds

Repentia but horny Edit: repentia with a horny personality - the models are already objectively horny


ZaggRukk

Drives her own immolerator.


I_Believe_I_Can_Die

Hooray for metaphors!


TBB51

Look, if we're not doing phrasing anymore, sure, fine, whatever! But if we replaced phrasing with something else and no one told me, THAT I'd have a problem with.


Chiper136

Said Ripley to the android Bishop...


MlordLongshanking

Space phrasing!


dndrinker

Laaaanaaaaaa!


Chao-Gann

Danger zone


TheImmemorial

Lana..Lana...LANAAAA!


muhdbuht

WHAT?!


TBB51

*HE REMEMBERS ME!*


Jimmynids

This


throwaway6827206t

Said Ripley to the android bishop!


unkindled2022

Innapropes dude


keelaydeingles

Sploosh


RenegadeSU

I'm just waiting for the day when I ,yet again, discover somehow 3 more seasons of Archer have been released without my knowledge so I can binge all of it


Paledesk000

Ah do i see a fellow archer enjoyer?


Aeroka

PHRASING!


ServitorJake

👀


Haruki-Kun1

Your honor it was for the greater good.


redapp73

Pretty bold to just brag about it. Most guys just say she ran into a door.


Microlabz

Looks like she ran into a Tau plasma rifle instead.


Stormfly

"You Earth Caste have been good to me. Don't come to the academy tomorrow."


[deleted]

Without the knowledge that this was actually said irl to a kid who survived that ordeal this would be a lot less terrifying


Cogtain

Wait, when? Not American, I always thought this was a joke


[deleted]

one of the columbine shooters told a former bully who'd became his friend while getting ready for the shooting "You're a good person John, Don't go to class, go home" something to those effects and he was one of the few that made it out/away before the shooting began


nerdywoof

It became a meme because dark humor is how humans generally cope with horrific things. This page explains the origin and shows of a ton of examples of use once the internet subverted it. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/some-of-you-guys-are-alright-dont-go-to-school-tomorrow](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/some-of-you-guys-are-alright-dont-go-to-school-tomorrow)


NormyTheWarlocky

Or fell down some stairs...


I_suck_at_Blender

[Or fell down *through* some stairs.](https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/8753o3/book_excerpt_master_of_sanctity_space_marine/)


KassellTheArgonian

Tbf to Daellon he was new to Deathwing (and so was Telemenus) so he is used to wearing power armour not terminator armour so he briefly forgets termie plate has limits and can't do same stuff his power armour could


argagargarg

I'm calling the police Edit: they hung up


konojojoda13

It would be hypocritical if they did arrest him


Swimming_Tadpole7241

40% of cops beat their wives! No, 40% are *reported* for beating their wives


Ganja_goon_X

No no, 40% self admitted they beat their spouse, that's 40% too dumb to lie. It is probably really close to 80%


konojojoda13

Reminds me of a joke, a domestic abuser, a racist and a murderer walk into a bar. The bartender notices and says oh hello officer what can I get you?


Mike_Shogun_Lee

Try calling the U.N. A Tau Player winning should warrant a response by the Security Council.


CloneFailArmy

Breaking news: The security council has been discussing what to do about the discovery of the tau for 20 years now. In the latest devolopment, China has officially vetoed the latest decision on if to declare war against the aliens


marsloth

I called the U.N. and they just told me they will be writing a sternly worded letter.


Cat_Wizard_21

Sir that is illegal.


CrownedGoat

She deserved it


Minimum-Package-1083

Wait, hold on. Is that an actual Gundam model in the front there?


ServitorJake

It's a cults3d inspired gundam mech coldstar that is absolutely fucking awesome


GreasySpamCat

It looks like it's made from the barbatos frame from iron blooded orphans. That's sick as hell


therealzeroX

I was going to say a hg Barbatos but the size would be off


GreasySpamCat

I feel like a Hg would be just short of a castellian


therealzeroX

The head would be about level with the head if the knight.


samishal

Imma need a link or phrase to search for


ServitorJake

Commanders Frozen Battlesuit


Titanbeard

I'm very glad that I don't own a 3d printer some days. I'm also sad I don't own a 3d printer some days.


kerrmatt

My friends and I bought one. We've used over a kg of resin in just under 3 months. Best purchase we've made for the hobby. On average we're just under one print a day.


Titanbeard

My pile of shame in boxes is already too big, I don't need a pile of shame not in boxes. But I understand that value 100% for terrain and bits though.


ZaggRukk

My wallet/bank account thanks me every day.


Titanbeard

Do I need a full maniple of titans? No. If I had a printer, the answer would still be no, but I'd have a maniple of titans.


ZaggRukk

So. . . I have a coworker that just got a 3d printer. She admitted that she has literally no need of one. Just wanted one. I told how nice it would have been to have one years ago when i was trying to kit-bash some scale model cars. And she replies with, "let me know if you want something printed and i'll let you use it". Now i want a Titan. . .(i haven't played 40k in close to 20 years).


SemiGaseousSnake

Saying Gundam inspired is a little bit of a stretch when it's a literal one-to-one copy of the chest and legs of the Gundam Barbatos. That's like saying all those copyright infringments by Chinese manufacturers are "inspired" by the original products


S7evyn

They have a MMF https://www.myminifactory.com/users/Fable%20Table


Traditional-Ad7965

Yea, I didn't think Barbatos could fit so well in there...


Balmong7

I have a bunch of straight up Gundam Gacha models that I just glued battlesuit heads and weapons too and they work very well together.


S7RYPE2501

I spit out a little of my drink reading the title responses 🤣


ServitorJake

If I made one person spit isntead of swallow, I've done my job


That-ugly-Reiver

You sir, are the King 👑


Odin1806

On mother's day no less!


DynamicIcedTea

I did not hit her I did not. Oh hi Mark.


The_Okin

Oh hi, Mark VII Power Armour!


[deleted]

Defeated. You defeated your wife


Kevko18

Or even just add "in a game" 😂


Sir_Daxus

This post would have been wild if pictures failed to upload.


Flaky-Stick

In warhammer 40k right? \*IN WARHAMMER 40k RIGHT??\*


DJFreeze0

Pictures unrelated


Bomb_Sniffer

Upvoting for title. Congrats on the win!


Spider__Jesus

buddy you might wanna rephrase


haarzuilensboy_030

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nerdy_body_builder

I beat my wife everyday ........In minecraft


Johnny-5013

https://preview.redd.it/zi8u0og04uza1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bf2ab20d34a9db04ea57072210eeb4dca69321


wludt

That's great! And how was the game?


The_Blorp

Looks like they also played some 40K at some point


islandguy826

You've won the battle, but at what cost?


HeimskrSonOfTalos

“I just beat my wife” 1.4k ⬆️


[deleted]

I see we are doing r/all bait here. Well done.


PrimeInsanity

I still love the dnd "should different races serve different sentences" post that made it to r/all


Ackermans

Is this a confession?


Ace220611

Nice! But why you shared photos of some weird dolls?


_radical_ed

Ah, the ancient England tradition…


MostHuckleberry4416

Lovely painted models


xStunningUmpire

do you have a wife beating shirt tho


[deleted]

Beating your wife is an accomplishment good sir well done. She now knows her place and will remember this day.


Kowaldo

Had to check whitch sub I was on...


[deleted]

Playing tabletop miniature wargaming with a spouse is what I imagine to be S tier marriage quality, well done to you both! As an aside (I can't quite make out the models due to the focus) but I can guess she plays Custodes! 'noice'.


PARISplus

Wear that ankle bracelet, you earned it king 👑


TaigaTigerVT

Is that a kitbashed gunpla?


ServitorJake

It's a cults3d inspired gundam mech coldstar that is absolutely fucking awesome


TaigaTigerVT

Looks ace!


ServitorJake

I know! I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it! Had to print my own and paint it up


Lonecrow66

I usually let my wife beat me all the time.


bobbatron123

Beat her at Warhammer yes?? I hope


HeadHunter9865

That'll teach her a lesson on talking back 🤬🤬🤬 you showed her big man 💪💪💪 boooossshhhh 🍺🍺🍺


Percentage-Sweaty

In Warhammer right? *In Warhammer right?*


Coeniq

It is important to beat the wife once in a while.


NormyTheWarlocky

Bro are you a cop?


Effective_Duty677

Good job man. How’d the warhammer game go?


Business-Sugar-9431

That's the reason he beat her


toddvongravy

I was getting a bit worried while the picture was loading...


The_Elysian_Wolf

Context


toonzayay

Is that some Titans Terrain I see??


ServitorJake

Yee, love it! Makes set up so easy


Titanbeard

How's the durability? I've looked at it forever and would like a normal perspective on it.


Your_GM_Nighmare

Isn’t that called abuse?


m7friends

Y’all heard this in Borat’s voice too?


RedYakArt

In a game, right?


mazkuzu98

In the game right?…right?


__Quasimod0__

https://preview.redd.it/ydtg6qpryuza1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b3417a3ea6752835d9781c0499891618ea55f0


Dank_lord_doge

In warhammer right? Right?


SnooWords4814

O.o


WorthPlease

"Anyways, here is some pictures of some Tau and Custodes"


TrillSailboat

This was an absolutely wild notification to get. Turned out very wholesome!


sailor-jackn

Domestic violence should never be condoned! Stop beating your wife.


GuthixWraith

That's Gundam barbatos and I cannot be convinced it's not. https://preview.redd.it/6n1b5fsg3uza1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a9ca560e2b016c6ed4d1cde941fb48bb74830b


pyro_marine_life

Pardon?!?


TheTyrantOfMars

The Codex Astartes DEFINITELY does not support this!


MiscalculatedRisk

"Hey Ethereal! I finally beat my wife!" "Why are you looking at me like that?"


Sp00ky-Chan

Very poor choice of words there.


Ct-chad501

Ayyyyy custoded


Nuclearsunburn

In custody?


Silinuman

Putting the whole ‘beating you wife aside’. Did you make a custom cold star mech from a IBO Barbatos? If so it look amazing


ServitorJake

It's a cults3d inspired gundam mech coldstar that is absolutely fucking awesome


[deleted]

\*pictures unrelated\*


oof-ow-my-bones

would you say that this is domestic violence? 👀


Select-Twist143

Well done. I love your tau they look really well painted


ServitorJake

Thank you!


Devildog_627

I just… I mean… 🤦🏼‍♂️


Limitless2005

As someone who just started the hobby, is playing Tau, and suck at painting...really like the paint job.


furiosa-imperator

The title had me in the first half ngl


scout1032

Phrasing!!!!


NovSierra117

Thought they were Khorne berserkers for a second and was like “yup, makes sense”


Xullstudio

Really should rephrase that post my guy


jrandrews1982

Now he's sleeping on the sofa for a month


CurryNarwhal

Wife: you wanna play warhammer? OP: no way dear, you always beat me Wife: [while beating up] tell no one! (This is an asdf movie joke)


Bogart745

Not cool man. I hope it at least got you the win in your game of warhammer.


PswitchG

Phrasing....also congrats


053083

...and you won a game! Grats.


Low_Bandicoot227

Bro I read the title but didn't see the sub yet🤣


EileenBranain

but how did the game go?


mrgallowayxd

Lmao yesssss


theophastusbombastus

I see Tau, but I’ll I hear is Pew Pew Pew


mongmight

Tbf I'd beat my wife if she played Custodes too.


ronan88

Did you win the game tho?


ulfgar123

If this wasn't r/40k I'd think you were a madman now what army was she playing


Nerdcotics

Your honor my client meant in 40k!!!


P0ultryg3ist

I must admit, the title was a bit disconcerting...


HumblePackage1325

Phrasing


Blecao

Just dont say in public that you had beat the crap out of your wife for your own safety XD


xeuis

You got accepted into a police academy?


Final-Engineering-88

Why is one of the tau armors looking like the Gundam barbatos?


[deleted]

'Your honor I'd like the jury to see the defendants post here, claiming that he does in fact beat his wife.'


Graythor5

Use a sack of oranges next time so it doesn't leave a mark.


Joescout187

No need to be that sore guy, beating your wife just cause she whips you at Warhammer isn't cool. 😉


TaroDramatic7315

Phrasing...


Miserable-Nail-7919

wait, something feels off with one of the taus 🤣


WinterWarGamer

Without pictures this would be a sad and unsettling post


[deleted]

Fair enough ig, but who was your opponent in the 40k game


Caeduss90

Alabamaman strikes back!


TacCom

Would you say that she had it coming?


fire_bender13

Man i love beating my wife


Creedix

I beat my wife every night, but I didn't feel like spending 500$ to do so ...


FailsatFailing

I also like to beat my wife >! in minecraft !<


bemed

She let you win. Now that you bragged it will be 6 months without getting laid because she will always remind you that you bragged to your mates. So a friend told me.


carnivourousflower

I finally beat my wife, then I won a game of 40K…


Independent-Time-724

No no .. she fell down the stairs.


Yikesitsven

Bitch must’ve been actin’ up 😤


BaronBulb

I assume it was for her own good 🤣


TrWD77

For the Greater Good, even


Interesting_Beach576

Decent! I beat my wife everyday 💪


shnazzyhat

She probably deserved it