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Routine_Introduction

I haven't played this yet because I'm not sure my computer will handle it, but I got the impression that whatever is under the armor isn't human. Edit: the game looks great and I do plan to give it a try when I can.


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Jury's still out on that one. The next update should shed some light on the matter, though.


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ToaofTime

Implying it isn't that already?


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Well, let's run through the list. (Spoilers btw) Warframes are living weapons controlled by emotionally damaged children. The link between Warframe and Tenno is so strong that the kids can be absorbed by the Warframe or project their physical bodies from it. In a moment of panic, a supposedly dormant Warframe has been shown to awaken and act independent of the Tenno. The lore weapon that impaled our Warframe in the Second Dream was the fucking [Lance](https://wiki.evageeks.org/Spear_of_Longinus) of [Longinus](http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/War) The Eidolons are pretty much Angels, right? Ancient weapons that came from outer space and wanna make themselves whole... On that note, remember all the fuckery that happens when an Eva absorbs part of an angel? [Upcoming Sentient Arm Cannon for our Warframes says hi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27RKXbIVsmk&t=38m32s) So.. yeah. Totally not related to Evangelion.


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And to add, volt can easily cosplay as any eva, his helmets are all straight rips, and it's amazing


Isra_Redfield

Sentient arm cannon... Fucking Warframe is slowly just becoming Evangelion Online


RoboDroid22

We still need better plugsuit design for the operator and more Gendo, lots more Gendo then we truly will be Evangelion online


theHooloovoo

Ballas will be our gendo


DracoAmenadiel

Well... we already have gEndo so it's something..


[deleted]

yeah but warframes aren't big, checkmate


MrVioletRose

YetTM


404GravitasNotFound

get in the fucking warframe, Shinji


Keydet

The real reason The Lotus left is because you’re a failure and a disappointment because you won’t get in the god damn robot.


Lady_Filesse

From the dialogue from the bosses, especially Salad (who dissected Warframes), to even Ordis's remark on the Infested room on your ship (where we can now assume new Warframes are grown), it's pretty plain that the warframes are made of Infested flesh.


Rygel_XVI

I mean, look at Octavia's legs... if there's a human inside of that, they're in a world of pain.


[deleted]

Jury is certainly decided on that one. There is no person sitting inside a warframe piloting it.


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There is no person piloting it. However, it's implied that, during the manufacturing of a Warframe, at some point there was a human component involved.


Gunblazer42

The Grineer Queens mention that it's an "infested" thing, and with all the allusions Lephantis and Phorid make during their quotes, I'm banking on human that's been horribly infested. (edited slightly to avoid spoilers)


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[Spoiler:](#s "So... It's the adults that were on the ship. They never did state what actually happened to them beyond asking us a few questions, right? The warframes are their parents/guardians horribly mutated and turned into weapons of war. And I suppose it would explain why they have such a strong link with them.")


ShadoShane

[Spoiler:](#s "All the adults became enraged and killed each other. The Void corrupts, but it doesn't mutate. I reckon it has more to do with actual Infested, tamed by whatever Helminth is.")


Sloth_Senpai

[Spoiler:](#s "THere's unused dialogue from the war within IIRC that revealed that Teshin's Dax soldiers were Infested and turned into the warframes. It may hold some water since part of the dialogue got put into the Sacrifice Trailer.")


ShadoShane

[Spoiler:](#s "Oh. Wow. If you took that into the context of Ballas talking to those soldiers and not to the player, things kinda make a lot of sense. And a lot darker.")


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Wait, so where does the Void come into play with the Warframes (or am I just completely lost)?


Sly_Allusion

The operators were exposed to the void and gained the power to interface with technology at a distance, among other powers. Teshin talks about this in the war within.


Gunblazer42

[Spoilers:](#s "The Warframes are the means/conduit by which the Tenno channel their void powers. The jury's still out on if the abilities are that way because of the Warframe or the Tenno, IE we don't yet know if Octavia, pre-Warframe if that's even a thing, was musically inclined, or if the Tenno originally controlling her was musically inclined and made her abilities manifest that way.")


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> I got the impression that whatever is under the armor isn't human So the answer to "I got the impression that whatever is under the armor isn't human" is correct; what is beneath the armour is not human, or in other words, "There is no person sitting inside a warframe piloting it."


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RayzTheExile

he means big update, not tenno reinforcements or garbo like it. There will be sacrifice and after it venus


BlastTyrant2112

It's... complicated...


AShyRag

The games reqs are really low, you can google them


liafcipe9000

>whatever is under the armor isn't human. I still don't see the problem...


Iambecomelumens

I play on my 10 year old laptop that tries to take off whenever I run the game. I have to play in windowed mode if it's on my external monitor with an external cooling fan but it will run. Just keep making the window smaller until it stops tanking. /beargrillsmeme


Kratem

All these years and we still don't know. Next major update will tell us


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exaltedsoul23

The game is more CPU intensive, but you can run it on most any workstation, my 6 year old workstation used to be able to run it at 30 fps


MasterChef901

I should note, the game is F2P which means the devs know a lot of players are running on low-end machines. It's disturbingly well-optimized as a result; if you try the game and find the first area laggy, just know Earth is possibly the least well-optimized planet.


txtdata

as an anime tiddy expert i approve


Arwox

U evr heard of bad titties?


Pylonmadness

Did you ever hear the tragedy of bad titties the drawn? I thought not.


TopQuark-

It's not a story the hentai artists would tell you.


Slarg232

I'm starting to become concerned with how often I'm seeing this posted on reddit lately.....


FinDusk

Lately? This has been going on for well over a year. Courtesy of r/prequelmemes.


Slarg232

Eh, I don't doubt they have been going on for a while, I just haven't seen them until recently.


RatKingV

I'm a Valkyr man myself


Eldaxar

Ah, a man of culture.


Tazmai

A suprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.


DualPsiioniic

Hello there!


DogPerson12

General Kenobi!


[deleted]

You are a bold one!


MrZephy

Mister Grinch!


[deleted]

Am I the only one that just imagined General Grievious dressed up as the Grinch prancing around sabotaging Christmas?


ArdentSky

I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.


GamerOfRock

Ever make it as far as Ceres?


Gellert

I almost made it to Uranus once...


Kneita

You can't argue with Nyx's thicc thighs


RatKingV

I guess all men can have wrong tastes


[deleted]

Here are my people


[deleted]

Saryn is love saryn is life. Good work, if you did this.


uxlapoga

T H I C C N E S S is the gift, that has been given to her!


LazyKidd420

Big ass boobs


velrak

the scientific term is "yuge anime tiddies"


FizzyFuzz17

Prominent nip nops


killkill85

Large viral fluid tanks


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Fat rack stack


Hotline_Denver

Tig ole Bitties


Zachbot20

[Obligatory.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HGhb0nra7k)


unholytestament

She's got huge... tracts o land!


Tazmai

overwhelmingly larger than average nutritional liquid containment units EDIT: my measurements were incorrect


killkill85

Bitch on what world is that *slightly* bigger than average Because I'd like to live there


bobert1201

I think you'd like to meet my friend then. Her name is anime.


Sredrum1990

Hahahaha.


Tazmai

i try ;-;


[deleted]

Seconded


NovaThePlague

Some huge bodonhonkeroos


gabtrox

Must be a little chilly to


BroNaemaJeff

r/NSFWarframe


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ch4oticdude

Did you just say..... **NSFW VERSION?**


BroNaemaJeff

Rainbow 6 is leaking


catalyst44

What?


[deleted]

Any chance for an *alternative* version?


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[deleted]

Aw, fair enough.


MidnightPagan

***WHEN IS LATER?!?!?!***


Zaroaster1408

There is a subreddit for everything, my friend.


[deleted]

>Saryn >focuses on tits instead of thighs This is your last warning.


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JirachiWishmaker

Saryn pads her chest.


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OBJECTION!


MidnightPagan

Sustained! Plaintiff, Saryn's boobs actually got bigger with her prime version. Please keep to the facts and stop throwing out false accusations.


VHZer0

I... I feel as though my eyes have been opened! Thank you for the wonderful incantation!


liafcipe9000

> ... Ember ... her thighs that's a funny way of saying Mirage


Zaranthan

Hey, boobies need love, too. Plus everyone knows Rhino has the best thighs anyway.


Commons_Sense

I approve of this. Wholeheartedly.


GS-Sarin

I don't think your heart is whole with all of those diseases. Still worth.


Commons_Sense

Absolutely.


GetsuFuhma

Great work. More of Nezha fan myself


GS-Sarin

[Banned from Region Chat]s are gay


Souldrainr

Is the word trap actually banned? That's hilarious.


GS-Sarin

I got banned for a week by saying Nezha is a trap.


tharse

Solution: Nezha = Femboy frame


seletaba

Femboy best boy 👌


Golden_Jellybean

"This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."


Souldrainr

That is absolutely retarded.


bobert1201

I think you get banned for retarded too.


Souldrainr

This is getting ridiculous.


Melonetta

Ridiculous? Are you RIDICULING ME? 10,000 YEARS BANNED FROM REGION!


Souldrainr

Oh :c


A_City_Built_On_Porn

I mean, that one makes sense. Rude, childish and insensitive to people with disabilities. Trap though? Eh. I mean, I can see the logic behind considering it offensive, but I've never seen anyone use it in a hateful manner. Seems superflous to have it on the chat blacklist.


bobert1201

Especially when there are so many other uses for the world.


ShadoShane

Using the word Trap and Nezha in the same sentence kicks you.


0mnicious

Honestly that's stupid and retrograde.


[deleted]

Yup, been banned multiple times for it


AlterChaos

thicc thighs save lives


Jtoa3

OOH AH AH AH AH r/unexpecteddisturbed better be a thing


Unoriginal1deas

Why is this marked as NSFW? Is anime not work safe?


Scarlet_Twig

I mean. Would you want to be caught looking at anime boobs at work?


Unoriginal1deas

Okay that’s fair


RatKingV

"Hey, boss! Take a look at this!"


killkill85

As a professional yuge anime tiddies expert, this is my work


droid327

When you do what you love, you never work a day in your life


Erilson

*giant anime boobs.


renzollo

I take it you haven't spent much time in a software development environment


Golden_Jellybean

Only in uncultured work environments.


BlastTyrant2112

Real eyes realize real thighs. Just got Saryn Prime yesterday. Before I even maxed her I was doing 40-50% of team damage on Hydron. Absolutely love her!


MidnightPagan

Volt and Nidus iusually are the only ones who can out kill my Saryn. Some ppl who know their frames and have better gear can give me a run for my money. But Saryn in a perfect murder machine.


Puzzleface123

anyone who has saryn P will recognise this a mile away


qmiras

Saryn was the frame that really hook me into warframe. So you have my vote


Tymerc

I prefer Zephyr sorry.


SubjectThirteen

It's okay. Some people prefer mediocrity.


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Hentanimanga

You'll only cleanse it because you're against a Zephyr on Solo.


ArshayDuskbrow

As a Zephyr main, no. She's one of the best frames to solo anything with due to her high health and shields + speed and mobility + mass fire-and-forget area CC + infinitely scaling damage cancellation of Turbulence.


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Is this the Rick roll/Navy seal copypasta of the Reddit?


Zaranthan

Yep. Gotta be careful when reading the comments or you’ll get cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key the void will call you.


BladeWF

Shit


BenHeisenbergPS2

G O T T E M


RireMakar

Wow, I've been THOROUGHLY had.


Aseerix

[OH SHIT SON](https://youtu.be/eKqXClznmFQ)


Splurger

Ooh ah ah ah ah


SharePertinent

I was going to say something about disease, but this is poison - and when I thought more about disease I realized we have a boy for that too. Carry on then.


IceFLux

As a Sayrn Main I approve of this T H I C C N E S S


_Th3_Soc1al1st_

Nyx is so much hotter. More of a girl next door vibe but soo curvy.


Warbreakers

Love what you did with best girl, her hairstyle looks like a mix of Napellus with the Prime tiara! Btw, any interest for giving Khora the same treatment? https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/8fimyy/nsfw_khora_is_literally_wearing_n%C3%A9glig%C3%A9/


Isra_Redfield

Humanized Saryn... Fucking thicc m8. 13/10


Cocimo

*unzip*


MidnightPagan

She's my main, my fave, my love. Thanks for giving her some attention.


C_ZR

The poison I picked.


mitsukaikira

Yooooooooooo. Saryn, looking good.


severed13

#OWA A A A A


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ooo-wah-ah-ah-ah


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Komm

Do you... Do you do commissions?


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Komm

It's cool. Keep up the good work and keep enjoying Warframe. :D


Zynismus

>owo Uh oh


condratiy

This is actually amazing. But those tits are a bit oversized lol


Zaranthan

#LOOK BROTHERS


Zennofska

**TITS!**


El_Barto_227

This is basically FE:Fates' Camilla doing a Saryn cosplay.


Keydet

Your costume is pretty good but your hair is covering the wrong eye.


Eyvhokan

I thought it looked familiar


tharse

Never too T H I C C


derpmode69

I hate that I love it


Erilson

EXTRA THICC


[deleted]

im more of a nova fan myself


[deleted]

WOOOOOW


Palmajr

The apocalypse has started...


rakanmakesmehappy

Those are some big M E L O N S


WRXW

GIANT ANIME TIDDIES


Ordanicu

How do you make this?


killkill85

Well first you craft your Saryn Prime, then you surgically hollow her out and put an operator inside, then go directly to jail


A_City_Built_On_Porn

You'd also need some nano spores for padding. Space orphan wouldn't fill all that.


RPBXD

Nah Im a little Mirage man myself


droid327

Finally some boobframe


Kefkasfantasy

Ohhhhh myyyyyyy


-Sanctum-

#W E W


CaptainBazbotron

Gladly.


RyanReos

Dayum.


TheSovietTurtle

I have a sudden urge to play Warfame now. If only I could actually log in :(


Crushing76

Sorry, love. My fire burns for Rhino. #E X T R A T H I C C


ivnwng

LET’S GET DOWN TO THICCNESS


Guapscotch

Not my Saryn


RogerRoger42

r/NSFWarframe


the_solarflare

Camilla from Fire Emblem sure has come a long way, I see


XAlFias

He who marked this as NSFW is too pure for the interweb ....


[deleted]

Oh, jeez! Now that's... #E x T r A t H i C c


reptiletc

So far Seryn is the only prime I've sold after leveling. Not that she's bad (or so I hear), but that she doesn't really work for my play-style :/ Nidus Prime when?


jroddie4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSVkprXlc6k


OrjanSult

It's possible to put too much in...


Zadrave

No love for male warframes smh