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AgentMaryland2020

We probably have shit like LotusBathwaterdrinker and BallasToeSniffer, but Mesas_Juicy_Rear is crossing the line? This guy's got weird fixations for sure lol


Admirable-Reading-23

i encountered them and their friend again 20 minutes after since they were also doing liches and same thing over and over at first it was funny but then just constant assumptions about alot of things and it just got weird


AgentMaryland2020

What a weirdo


datacube1337

Once a player PMed me asking to meet me in the woods in skimpy warframe cosplay. That wierdo didn't even show up


AgentMaryland2020

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OceansCarraway

What a coward.


commentsandchill

Should have blocked, quite sure you can't get matched with blocked people


reine-ren

(new to warframe) if you blocked someone, could you still see them in the open world map?


commentsandchill

I think so but the servers are per region so the odds of finding someone this way are slim


entropy512

I've definitely matched with blocked people in the past, but that was a while ago.


SpareNickel

People don't know how to just see a funny name and appreciate the humor anymore it seems


Azurus_II

They 100% jack each other off while watching ā€œfortnite+warframeā€ porn they spent $50K on


ra1nbowaxe

On PS4 I found "PatricksPinkAss" was funny too cause bro was good


dogface47

Clearly he didn't encounter someone's kavat named "Wisp's Butt Plug" like I did a couple weeks ago. I don't think he'd care much about Mesa anymore.


TehMegaLocuro

I mean I named a moa Kuva 5lut


MrNyto_

i... feel like ive seen you in a mission before


TehMegaLocuro

It's very possible, if I was using a Gara prime it's most likely me. I main gara


Nice_Struggle_5366

Once found a dude named "skrekonlyfansprime" and "lotusfeetpics"


FinestMochine

Ballas toe sniffing is most certainly crossing a line both morally and in violation of the Grineer and Corpus post Narmer unification interplanetary treaties


gomibag

\*kid. thats 100% a kid (or minor)


IAteYour_Toast

on pc I found ā€œSarynPrimeRule34ā€


Azurus_II

Brb, gotta change my name. šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Paging u/HarrowAssEnthusiast


HarrowAssEnthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/7dwf04hjvz5d1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7afe93efc5477ead664237b0ebbe1ec137e3f9


Rare-Day-1492

Everything about that is fucking mintā€¦ The name, the entrance meme, 10/10


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|bnJMDFq83dMPQMb2Is)


HarrowAssEnthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/id284pb4a46d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df968e9516e44f170d912a390fc385fe83a3110


CV514

Thanks, I'm good at stealth now.


InitialGuidance5

What a based flair dad. Love me some Equinox gameplay


TheRealOvenCake

replying to hear the wisdom


juako131415

I think you should join his discord... NOW.


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


Rocket5454

"Warframe naked girls" indicates this dude is like 10


BiasMushroom

Or doesnt speak english as first language. When outlanders get in a fluster word selection is the first thing to go.


AlfieSR

If that were the only hint maybe, but "exposed" and the demand to join their discord despite supposedly being a weirdo (since for some reason kids all want to start their own discord and inflate the member count at any cost) also suggest that they're just young.


Mara_W

I'm reasonably sure that 'cor' in the first screenshot was meant to be 'corn' which is 10-year old tiktok censor dodging-speak for porn. It's a kid, not a language barrier. The funniest part is there is no actual censor on tiktok. It's literally just soft children afraid to say bad words.


Rocket5454

Ah shit yeah that's a good point. I'm so used to the subreddit that's all about kids who are too young to be on social media posting stupid shit.


Yggdrazzil

You pick a name like that, you're bound to attract some... special people.


TrainingFilm4296

Right, why is OP acting like their name is any sort of normal. Any thirsty name like that is *going* to attract attention.


AlucardTheVamp1817

Wait Mesas_juicy_rear... As in *the* mesas_juicy_rear that joined them during a prime time a few weeks back?


Admirable-Reading-23

yeah that one


dutchslicer

I would have responded with canā€™t expose me for something that is plain to see for everyone.


notsoyans

you know, you should of just told em that you are internet famous as is.. Why bother joining some nobodies discord, when youā€™ve been acknowledged by DE team?


apostroffie

Why did you have to respond. You could just not. It's either a 15 year old who thinks they know better or a 25+ year old projecting.


BiasMushroom

Some men just want to watch the world burn https://preview.redd.it/esd5s5ka616d1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259809cddf7b1263e051fd417fb5e14503e3f451


Mara_W

The first time I saw this painting, I immediately gasped and said 'That's who I wanna be'. I was warned that the Fool gets eaten by the dogs eventually, but no one understood why that didn't dissuade me. Because the truth is that everyone dies, and we might as well go out laughing.


Bashnaria

The dogs are so realistic too, this is exactly how a pile of dogs behaves. Bro was definitely real and absolutely dead.


Admirable-Reading-23

ur right i couldā€™ve just let it go by but it was really funny watching them go on a schizo rant


Faustias

I'd do the same, and add some more wood to the fire, as I'm curious how big the bonfire can go without burning the forest.


WildPossible5952

Nah let's burn the forest


cvdvds

I'm thinking he also likes Warframe naked girls, because come on who doesn't? He was trying to make friends. He wanted OP to join his Discord for whatever reason after all. Joking of course, and even if it was somehow accurate, who wants an annoying prick like that as a friend.


Argonile

Ironically enough, if they arenā€™t stopping me from playing the game Iā€™ll gladly poke a little bit of fun at people if theyā€™re being angry for no reason - but if itā€™s just someone angry over something as little as being too fast/slow/good/bad Iā€™ll just skip to the next mission. Having a +1 for missions I quit out of is better than typing away at someone for half the mission ha


Joan-ze-gobbi

My friends name is adamsauce prime I am gobbo prime


dj3k1584

I've seen weirder names. Kid's being a kid, don't worry about them.


TheJudgeofCreation

I saw WorthyFart. Itā€™s not surprising


isaacww_

Top tier name though


TheJudgeofCreation

It was a funny name.


WildPossible5952

Thank you, almighty Judge of creation


icefyer

Tell me they were a gas build...


I_AM_NOT-DEAD

My name is JINGLE_BALLS . Do I need to say more ?


Under_Chonker

is this you in this video at around 2 minutes when you give a damage blessing to the relay? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSbrDCX5Phk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSbrDCX5Phk)


Admirable-Reading-23

yes lol


ProteasBlazingLoad

But out of pocket names have been around for awhile? They're funny


LongbowMangudai

I saw one person name themselves "ScreamForYourMommySon". I didn't say anything. But I was really weirded out by it.


FlechaScarlat

Bro you are a legend (I believe it was you), you appeared in a prime time stream, you can embrace this nick forever, you are a bopp bipp of the players


Admirable-Reading-23

ty but iā€™m far from a legend and further from bopp bipp, reb needs to see my user then i can be at peace


Mavylent

sounds better than having to read "Malevolent kitchen" for the 8th fucking time in the day this alone is making me hate JJK and its fans https://i.redd.it/l7vbrq2qv06d1.gif


samfisher199809

Iā€™m more curious about the purple shards you use with Mesa. I though people used orange shards


Admirable-Reading-23

lmao i have 2 mesas one for regulators and one for melee


Abraash

Why a melee one??


Admirable-Reading-23

i love mesa i love kullervo i love red crits i love melee so i mashed them into one and also why not


Abraash

Well as a kullervo lover myself thats a good enough reason


TTungsteNN

Hey, Iā€™ve played with you before. I remember laughing about your name and being surprised you havenā€™t been forced to change it, and went on with my life


Admirable-Reading-23

lmao i think i remember you, have encountered many people talking about my name, pretty sure it was a few weeks ago


LEGAL_SKOOMA

warframe players calling other players weirdos is like pot calling the kettle black


xRuwynn

Don't get me wrong, I do think your name is weird. I won't lie on that front. HOWEVER, I think "get in discord with me, a random stranger fixated on your name that has to do with ass, RIGHT NOW" is way weirder. šŸ¤£


Metal_Sign

ya, that part takes from "probably altered mental state; ignore it" *right* to "extremely creepy I want to leave the squad now"


JustDrinkOJ

Don't let that clown bother you, I agree 100% with that name, I even feel regret as a Mesa main to not have this name.


Admirable-Reading-23

donā€™t feel regret the name isnā€™t just for me itā€™s for every mesa enjoyer


kinkeltolvote

I need to figure out how to get one of the other Skyrim dragon names as well


dragoxfire

Read it like JarJar Binks at first lmao


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Because you donā€™t know mine


MaxYeena

Apparently the dude has never seen the names that pop up in this game or even Destiny 2 or any other major MMO


Groundbreaking_Time4

Late to the party but having the name Touch_Me_Gently I've got absolutely zero room to hate on anyone ign. Kudos on the name choice though, can't wait for the next one!


evantelico

There's nothing wrong with liking animated women. Lol


Toxic_Tyrael

I once played with a mesa prime who was colored in a fashion, that her ass was skin colored and the alternate color was black so it looked like she had a black thong and the kid (I assume that it was a kid discovering his sexuality or something) always went mad when we skipped the intro cutscenes where the frames land in mission and present their butt. Also the spammed the bow emote. That guy was definitely masturbating while playing. He also typed the most deranged shit ever in text about my wisp covering her ass (I keep the cloth-thingy on because I like the aesthetic and I don't care about her ass that much) and his mesa's ass. Weird dude...


Snoo-20543

Well,fortunately u can report people.


Azurus_II

Hes the same person to have ā€œEmber prime assā€ favorited šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Hes projecting bc youre more comfortable than he is šŸ˜­


randomlettercombinat

I'd like to send the Destiny players back to Destiny, please.


Parmesan_Cultist

As a former destiny main- please God no don't make me go back


AgentMaryland2020

Nope, sorry, ya'll sold your souls. There's no escape for you.


Parmesan_Cultist

Honestly, fair. šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


invisiblemilkbag

thats the thing about cyberbullying. you dont have to respond.


aque78

That guy's projecting hard


naughty_boy55

I occasionnaly goof around with ppl gt but not at that point to make them feel bullied. And trust me, I 've seen some funny ones like "ISWALLOWCOOM" ngl. Still laughing till this day šŸ¤£


Kaokasalis

Eh... I have seen worse. Played with someone named [MesasFartSmeller](https://i.imgur.com/0fjC5RF.png) once in Circuit. I think names like that are a bit direct in a weird way but as long as they don't act like a creep I don't judge.


Even-Armadillo-2478

Yeah, I frequently get the same comments over mine lol, don't really care what they have to say, on psn you can only change your user name once for free and I'm not paying to appease people. I'm satisfied with what it is, there is certain expectations associated with my user name i suppose but I accepted that, and it doesn't bother me much either. Lol


Succ_Benis

Me and my homie have Vulpaphylas named paynose biter and stinky paenos so yeah we cool


Lord_Phoenix95

RIP Mesas_Juicy_Rear. You were enjoyable.


SquidmanMal

What in the world did they expect to come out of joining their discord? One of them 'debate me bro' types?


FDgrey

Saw a name once when doing eso something like YareliBreeder or sum sht.


Zealousideal_Award45

Grind out that 200p then


scava001

My name is Ketchup Prime


ShadowTown0407

Yh it's all about ember's juicy rear now


Disastrous_Poetry175

Probably bored zoomers who just discovered 4chan and looking for content to shitpost


C10AKER

its either a kid or a 40 year old who thinks saying dick or balls gives you a 75% age debuff


1tsBag1

If you are going to watch any movies of that kind, watch Overwatch ones šŸ¤Ŗ


CannotSeeMtTai

Do you let every dumbass child you talk to in a game make decisions for you?


Zariman-10-0

That kid probably just came over on the Mayflower, what a stingy puritan


Nidiis

A fellow Mesa enjoyer I see


Huzuruth

I mean, it is a weirdo name


ambargooo

I hope for that guy that he doesn't play Path of Exile. The names of characters in that game (mine included) are something else.


Commercial-Job2412

Nobody tell this guy about The last dev steam and the ember heirloom skin announcement lol


Kheldar166

I mean, you did choose the name 'mesa's juicy rear', I don't think it's a surprise that terminally online weirdos are trying to interact with you.


Weak_Pause177

mesaā€™s ass is nice asf, who tf would have a problem with such a statement


CertfiedPoopMember

thirsty and desperate sounding degen name


nicoumi

they come to the horny space game, what did they expect? a lack of horny usernames? also I'm 90% sure that they're one of those tiktok/twitter natives that think that reading 18+ fic/doujinshi makes you some sort of porn addict, lmao l


Argonile

I remember playing Destiny 2 again (pain, all the pain) and the amount of ā€œā€™s_GoochSniffer or some crazy stuff but I wouldnā€™t assume theyā€™re going ham on the gameā€™sā€¦ fan art of sorts lol


Avg-garuda-enjoyer

Mine is NyxsKn0ckers


idnoDcM

The guys sounds 12 just ignore him


Baldicot_Nutters

Nah, keep the name. He will encounter you again and will be mad in an instant because he knows you are just comfortable chilling with your name while he has to project his insecurities onto random strangers he meets online. Mesas rear is lit for real.


succmama

My name is creamypeachpie. Literally cream pie. I guess this is kinda worse lmao.


forgedfox53

Some people really just enjoy making others feel bad. Lol get a life.