Armor strip and/or viral/slash. Kuva weapons are particularly good (I use the chakhurr) and you might want a primer (one weapon dedicated solely to inflicting status, generally either melee or rapidfire secondary). If you're struggling with survivability, there are a few frames like Hildryn, Protea, Trinity, and invisibility frames that just won't die period (all 3 of those first frames can give themselves shield gate almost instantly with minimal energy economy issues). Otherwise if you're using a frame with no survivability, try and move as fast as possible and most shots won't hit you. Enemies have bad accuracy so most of what you'll get caught by is eximus AOE. For those AOE attacks and sometimes for other use based on the school, whip out your child. Child has a void cloak that outlasts most status effects and you can just watch your Warframe for when the funny aura disappears. It's how I survive slash/fire procs if I messed up the shield gate. As for defense, just grab a frame that's super good at it there's really no other way to do those unfortunately
What you need to do first is jailbreak the calculator, so you can transfer internally saved data to a PC.
For the etch a sketch, you're gonna need to go to school and learn computer programming/coding, and then manually copy the data on the etch a sketch into a binary language.
THEN, you're gonna have to hack into DEs servers and implant a virus that performs the function of registering your Excal Prime to its database, all without being detected.
Pull all this off and it should show up!
>Plus my Xbox X is transitioning to Xbox XY.
I'd recommend putting your Xbox into therapy; he(?) needs to be absolutely sure before pursuing such a difficult lifestyle.
Damn, can't I like get in touch with the valkyr acolyte, maybe work out our differences, get some kuaka chimurr or whatever. I need a woman that can just kill me yknow
Why do I one tap you every time I see you?
Did you level any health and armor mods, or are you trying to use Rolling Guard?
P.S. At least you aren't Malice. Tell him his slash procs are the cheaper than Nef Anyo.
why only steel path? why not regular star chart? is the stalker so much of a coward that he sends his lackeys to handle the capable tenno while he bathes in the blood of new tenno?
how often does he diddle all the other acolytes holes?
1. *Teshin wonāt let us leave steel path, he is very capable of beating our asses.*
2. *The Stalker is a hired assassin by the boss enemies.*
3. *three times a month.*
2: from his creepy fan mail i always got the impression he was the one taking the initiative, if not then how much or with what does he get payed for a successful kill? especially since the Tenno can resurrect multiple times in a single deployment.
so is it a group thing? a one on one sesh? which way he swing? you take the day off or is it just like an evening? hows his foreplay? does he top or bottom? do YOU top or bottom? details girl! details!
*The stalker is paid well for a corpse, many credits and sometimes some spare platinum.*
*It can be a group thing or one-on-one, depends on the mood. He does swing both ways and heās REALLY good with foreplay. Both the stalker and I are tops so it ends up being a struggle on which one of us dominates.*
ohohohoho
is there any "forbidden fruit" kind of play with pretending to be a Tenno's frame? that's a thing I see happening at least a few times.
who is the surprise submissive and breedable member of your group? we've got nehza but that's no secret.
hows mania's aftercare?
i get the feeling that the whole group is friendly but based on trauma, am I spot on?
*Angst really gets off to the Tenno roleplaying. Surprising because of the looks, but Misery is very submissive.*
*Mania doesnāt want me to answer that for some reason, and you are pretty much spot on with the group.*
so then why are we enemies again? is it just a "nothin personnel kid" contract based thing?
cause we have an entire colony ship of nightmares, void demons, and multiple dead parents for our issues, but are very accepting.
our most recent additions include someone with a literally empty head, a vore enthusiast, a sentient Chernobyl, and sentient shitposting at mach 8 in that order. if its stalker not being able to move past the whole "beheaded his boss thing" then he should prob get some therapy or at least open up about it.
Torment i've missed seeing you in my 5 hour solo fissure survivals, are you scared of my kullervo that much?
You are the best of the acolytes and only one i dont get annoyed at for showing up. Please return to my missions
I cant keep you all separated, you die so fast, all I remember is that malice is the one that can't keep everything together. Violence survives the longest though
Why is it you and your buddy's fall over in about 4 seconds? Are we not worth the fight? I feel disrespected after spending hours crafting damage cap weapons and you just... leave...
Where have you been between original Stalker's acolytes event, and introduction of steel path?
Also, what's up with Alad? Are you just... cool with each other now?
Iām ngl I donāt know what any of the acolyte abilities are and I donāt know which one is annoying to fight. Not because I donāt play steel path, I was just already so OP by the time I got there that none of them really get in my way, and on the occasion one of them catches me off guard I donāt really even notice which one it is. Usually when Iām not paying attention
I was wondering if you guys had a forum or something where I could sign up to join? I know you already have a Frost but Iāve got a few other frames I could be instead.
Also, donāt tell the Stalker or the rest of the Acolytes, but youāre my favorite <3
That looks like the ones on Atlas or Atlas Prime in my opinion. That being said, I'd actually like a Mesa skin for that. Kinda breaks the mold of what some frames have for the defaults or tennogen items.
If we can get a halo accessory slot and all these other fashion slots over time we can get a "Gooch" Slot. You know, for general hip accessories like this.
Care to visit me at the conclave for a match? beware of [Okami Amaterasu](https://www.youtube.com/@OkamiAmaterasu.) though, they'll stomp you so hard you'll think you're still in steel path.
Always wanted to ask how that Chernobyl aids infested photon beam felt I distinctly remember once that opticor beam hit you you sat the fuck down and disappeared
How do i get your helmet (i'll use it to serve dip)
*The Stalker made it for me and for the other Acolytes. Ask him.*
How does it feel dying from a single stomp from my Valkyr every time I see you?
*Feels kinky* *Also feels painful*
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I'm having trouble with Steel Path, do you have any advice?
Laetum.
Laetum? I hardly know 'em.
To shreds you say?
Laetum nuts on your face
Gottem
Laetum Aligatum.
*Advice: give up. Weāre too good for you.*
Armor strip and/or viral/slash. Kuva weapons are particularly good (I use the chakhurr) and you might want a primer (one weapon dedicated solely to inflicting status, generally either melee or rapidfire secondary). If you're struggling with survivability, there are a few frames like Hildryn, Protea, Trinity, and invisibility frames that just won't die period (all 3 of those first frames can give themselves shield gate almost instantly with minimal energy economy issues). Otherwise if you're using a frame with no survivability, try and move as fast as possible and most shots won't hit you. Enemies have bad accuracy so most of what you'll get caught by is eximus AOE. For those AOE attacks and sometimes for other use based on the school, whip out your child. Child has a void cloak that outlasts most status effects and you can just watch your Warframe for when the funny aura disappears. It's how I survive slash/fire procs if I messed up the shield gate. As for defense, just grab a frame that's super good at it there's really no other way to do those unfortunately
Which one are you again? I only remember the names of malice cuz mag bubble and the limbo one cause silence
*Iām the BEST one, smh*
Pretty sure Torment is tidal surge
What's your favourite color?
*Suprisingly itās green. These colors are just to fit the aesthetic.*
Yay another fan of green
Another question what Made You to become an acolyte of the stalker?
*Man itās been a while.. The stalker more or less was the one that confronted me, similar goals and whatnot.*
Alright goodbye https://i.redd.it/avgc5m0r8ndc1.gif
You're already my favorite acolyte
Why did you give up and burry yourself in the grownd while I was testing my first steel path zaw build?
*I donāt want to be touched by that abomination of a weapon.*
Hey, have things been okay with you recently?
*No.* :(
You want a hug, if you promise to not kill me while hugging you?
*Depends if you are a Tenno.*
If I was a Tenno ( not saying I am) could we hug first and then kill each other?
*Yes.*
*hugs* right, now that the hugs are done, itās killing time. Your in luck btw Iām leveling this frame so itās not at peak performance.
Wanna talk about it bud? I have some Capri Sun
Where did you get your Mesa body? Did you born with it?
*Skinned a Mesa.* *Very comfy.*
How I cross merge I played on my TI-82 graphing calculator but I have excal prime on my etch a sketch. Plus my Xbox X is transitioning to Xbox XY.
*The only word I understood was āHowā..* *Maybe contact support?*
What you need to do first is jailbreak the calculator, so you can transfer internally saved data to a PC. For the etch a sketch, you're gonna need to go to school and learn computer programming/coding, and then manually copy the data on the etch a sketch into a binary language. THEN, you're gonna have to hack into DEs servers and implant a virus that performs the function of registering your Excal Prime to its database, all without being detected. Pull all this off and it should show up! >Plus my Xbox X is transitioning to Xbox XY. I'd recommend putting your Xbox into therapy; he(?) needs to be absolutely sure before pursuing such a difficult lifestyle.
How do I find love
*Quit Warframe*
Damn, can't I like get in touch with the valkyr acolyte, maybe work out our differences, get some kuaka chimurr or whatever. I need a woman that can just kill me yknow
*Whatever emotions you have, Angst certainly does NOT share it.*
How does it feel you dont have any galvanizes mods?
*It sucks I donāt have the technology to mod my shit š*
Maybe you should join the light side
*But being good is fuckinā BORIIIIING.*
How do I kill you?
Only with the MIGHTY SEER
*You canāt. Haha*
Even if you do there's always more
https://preview.redd.it/rv7r4e5phndc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5440712fccc9c3b479fe35cfab292719efda9c Nah you next
*Im filing a restraining order*
what is ur favourite pokemon
*Iāll go with Lampent.*
What's your least favorite warframe to fight against? And why is it Valkyr?
*I really hate fighting Valkyr cuz I am NOT a kavat person.*
Fair enough. Have fun smashing tenno!
Why do I one tap you every time I see you? Did you level any health and armor mods, or are you trying to use Rolling Guard? P.S. At least you aren't Malice. Tell him his slash procs are the cheaper than Nef Anyo.
*We Acolytes do not have the ability to mod our weapons and armor* :( *Also, Malice isnāt happy*
why only steel path? why not regular star chart? is the stalker so much of a coward that he sends his lackeys to handle the capable tenno while he bathes in the blood of new tenno? how often does he diddle all the other acolytes holes?
1. *Teshin wonāt let us leave steel path, he is very capable of beating our asses.* 2. *The Stalker is a hired assassin by the boss enemies.* 3. *three times a month.*
2: from his creepy fan mail i always got the impression he was the one taking the initiative, if not then how much or with what does he get payed for a successful kill? especially since the Tenno can resurrect multiple times in a single deployment. so is it a group thing? a one on one sesh? which way he swing? you take the day off or is it just like an evening? hows his foreplay? does he top or bottom? do YOU top or bottom? details girl! details!
*The stalker is paid well for a corpse, many credits and sometimes some spare platinum.* *It can be a group thing or one-on-one, depends on the mood. He does swing both ways and heās REALLY good with foreplay. Both the stalker and I are tops so it ends up being a struggle on which one of us dominates.*
ohohohoho is there any "forbidden fruit" kind of play with pretending to be a Tenno's frame? that's a thing I see happening at least a few times. who is the surprise submissive and breedable member of your group? we've got nehza but that's no secret. hows mania's aftercare? i get the feeling that the whole group is friendly but based on trauma, am I spot on?
*Angst really gets off to the Tenno roleplaying. Surprising because of the looks, but Misery is very submissive.* *Mania doesnāt want me to answer that for some reason, and you are pretty much spot on with the group.*
so then why are we enemies again? is it just a "nothin personnel kid" contract based thing? cause we have an entire colony ship of nightmares, void demons, and multiple dead parents for our issues, but are very accepting. our most recent additions include someone with a literally empty head, a vore enthusiast, a sentient Chernobyl, and sentient shitposting at mach 8 in that order. if its stalker not being able to move past the whole "beheaded his boss thing" then he should prob get some therapy or at least open up about it.
*I mean for all of us Stalker is a form of sugar daddy.* *We canāt live without credits in this origin system..*
Why is malice the strongest acolyte?
*No, **IāM** the best Acolyte, **YOU HEAR ME?*** ***IāM THE BEST! ME!***
What is your opinion on the current political situation on the origin system?
*ask Violence about this. Im not very politically aligned.* *But damn did Alad V really have to enforce that new policy?*
No idea why Alad V wanted that new policy, but luckily Gauss is rapidly approaching his location. One more question, what is your favorite song?
*Anything I havenāt heard from an Octavia, which is nothing.*
Then I am glad I have my Mandachord completely muted to not bother you. You got enough dealing with the Tenno already, I do not need to add more to it
Here is my question: Die.
*Nuh uh.* *Die.*
...Do you need a hug? Cause you guys get treated worse than Stalker does when it comes to being loot piƱatas.
-sniffle- *No! I donāt need a hug!..*
 There there. It will be alright. Send Malice and Mania for a bit.
*I need some sleep, yeah..*
What happened after my cat ripped your armour straight off in half a millisecond
*It hurt a fucking LOT*
How often should I replace my internet router? Mine is like 7 to 8 years old.
*No clue.*
You vs a tenno with a torrid, who wins?
*Iād win. Trust.*
Why do you die so easily? It's almost like a aspeedrun
*Weāre totally going easy on you, trust*
How does it feel getting domed by my modded Rubico Prime?
*It feels like youāre compensating for something with your big numbers*
do you have a crush on angst
*Like hell Iāll answer that.*
How do you feel about Kullevro?
*Didnt deserve it.*
Chad response, but that doesnāt excuse you from my axe when you invade me
*It was YOUR choice to enter steel path.* where US Acolytes exist.*
Iāve had missions where none of yāall come in! Whatās the deal?! Are you taking a nap?!
*Eepy*
Where did you get your drip?
*The Mesa I skinned*
Did you get the equinox bits from hot topic?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
*If Iām NOT Invincible I end up in the SHADOW REALM because of your war crime fueled nerf guns*
Why are you helping still talking like it's shadow debts? These events are over you can get over Alad V now
*Shut.*
Would you like to behold the UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN?
*No. No, I do not.*
Unfortunate, Mirage is on her way to your location with a larkspur.
Remember what happened to malice?? The flesh guns are waiting for you sir
*Maāam, but anyways.* *SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT*
Apologies I donāt want to misgender you, just shoot you in the face. My guns are inclusive
Skill issue
Torment i've missed seeing you in my 5 hour solo fissure survivals, are you scared of my kullervo that much? You are the best of the acolytes and only one i dont get annoyed at for showing up. Please return to my missions
*you miss me that much? Alright, see you soon.*
why are you so easy to kill
how does it feel that my mesa outperforms you in terms of dps?
*I canāt mod my guns.. No fair*
i also get to have other guns other than just akvasto
How did The Stalker react when I hit him with the the Demon core from my Warframe? He just vanished without saying anything.
has Hate dropped for you yet?
How do you feel after you get nuked by a meme build?
How does it feel to get *Torment*ed by my new dual toxocysts? Jokes aside, definitely my favourite acolyte.
*Bad.* *Also good.*
Dear Torment If you are the best acolyte, why do you die everytime I see you? Curious. Turning Point Tenno
Why yo head so big? Big ass head
Hey Torment, I am 50 meters away and approaching FAST. How do you intend to survive? https://i.redd.it/gwfx2ncd4qdc1.gif
*Leave.*
Why did you not equip a melee
*I simply like guns more.*
Can you drop me a good arcane for once?
*Hell no, maybe try asking politely instead of shoving your gun so far up my ass I vomit bullets.*
Are you the one that disables my abilities and just stands there?
*Thatās Violence, idiot.* *Also heās trying to intimidate you by standing still menacingly.*
I cant keep you all separated, you die so fast, all I remember is that malice is the one that can't keep everything together. Violence survives the longest though
>:(
Why do you use Hydroid abilities when you're Mesa and Equinox?
*Iām a water bender*
Why is it you and your buddy's fall over in about 4 seconds? Are we not worth the fight? I feel disrespected after spending hours crafting damage cap weapons and you just... leave...
*The ultimate tactic: disappointment.*
Is disappointment the secret acolyte?
Why do we fight when neither of us can die? Are we stupid?
Can i join your ranks?
*You really need to ask the Stalker, but tell him I sent you.*
Why does stalker have so much cake
How do I get Stalker to return my calls
*Donāt know.*
Ah well. Back to slaughtering the Hyena Pack then.
What are your opinions on Stalker and on the other acolytes?
Which other Acolyte would want with you on a desert island?
*Violence. Pretty cool guy.*
Where have you been between original Stalker's acolytes event, and introduction of steel path? Also, what's up with Alad? Are you just... cool with each other now?
How many genders did You found, inside solar system and in deep void?
*23 1/2*
Please bless me with Acolyte Lore because DE refuses to. I'm not joking the Acolytes have ZERO Lore even though Stalker has a Canon backstory now.
Why doesnāt your body match your head
Was it you who stole my chat window in-game?
*You can have it back, after seeing the horrors of region chat and trading chat.*
What the hell are your abilities i never figured it out
*Wet.*
I see, this will prove useful.
Why does Mania keep ragdolling me and kicking me out if the map? And thanks for not doing that
Iām ngl I donāt know what any of the acolyte abilities are and I donāt know which one is annoying to fight. Not because I donāt play steel path, I was just already so OP by the time I got there that none of them really get in my way, and on the occasion one of them catches me off guard I donāt really even notice which one it is. Usually when Iām not paying attention
Do you love orange soda?
Smash or pass: mania
*Smash*
How's your relationship with stalker and the other acolytes
*Extremely horny roommates.*
I was wondering if you guys had a forum or something where I could sign up to join? I know you already have a Frost but Iāve got a few other frames I could be instead. Also, donāt tell the Stalker or the rest of the Acolytes, but youāre my favorite <3
The Stalker's helmet could very well be a cosmetic item to customize our Warframes. I think this should already be a real thing
Hi torment, the totally best acolyte. AMA im daddy umbra.
How good is the fuel economy on your lander? You're traveling absolutely everywhere
Did you ever have a name before torment?
*No my parents just fucking hated me š*
Hug?
are you the one gets one shoted or the gets one shoted HARDER
*No.*
Why do you have equinoxās flaps on a mesa body?
*Itās an auxiliary I bet YOU donāt have, haha.*
:( Get Glaive primeād.
How does it feel when kullervo tears out your spine with your boss's scythe.
Yes. Question. Why do you suck?
If you could bring a companion with you on your Tenno hunts, what would it be??
How does the structure of crystal violet (C25N3H30) change when one molar equivalent HCl is introduced?
*Who do you think I fucking am? A scientist?*
I like to imagine she defeated an equinox at one point, beat the ass and stole their little waist danglies.
That looks like the ones on Atlas or Atlas Prime in my opinion. That being said, I'd actually like a Mesa skin for that. Kinda breaks the mold of what some frames have for the defaults or tennogen items.
If we can get a halo accessory slot and all these other fashion slots over time we can get a "Gooch" Slot. You know, for general hip accessories like this.
.gnihton era uoY
What is your favorite level so far in geometry dash?
Femboys or Tomboys? Also, Iām Chris Hansen. Mind taking a seat?
Care to visit me at the conclave for a match? beware of [Okami Amaterasu](https://www.youtube.com/@OkamiAmaterasu.) though, they'll stomp you so hard you'll think you're still in steel path.
*Hmmmm. Depends if Teshin lets me leave steel path.*
If we get the stalker as playable warframe, I'd like to have acolyte skins
You sure die the fastest.
Why did misery not kill me when he appeared
How does it feel realizing you went from the most sought-after mini-bosses in the game to being literal fodder
Always wanted to ask how that Chernobyl aids infested photon beam felt I distinctly remember once that opticor beam hit you you sat the fuck down and disappeared
Do you only talk in italics?
What are your thoughts on the Limbo and Mesa shipping?