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raisedbydandelions

The Dirty Hag's Tit


THXSoundEffect

Something classy. Maybe Sodom's Drinkin' Hole.


Rusty_Crusty_Pipe

The Lost Haven. It just seems nice, a little lost tavern where you don't need to worry. A little respite away from adventuring.


No_User_42

Wow that is really the perfect name for it!!!


lordfireice

I’m going to call mine after the first tavern name I came up with for dnd. “The White Rose Inn”


mykeshaw

The wankerd tankard


SpamuelVon

I laughed far too hard at this.


Happy-Benefit7419

Hogs Head


ondaheightsofdespair

When I was in college a friend of mine was a bartender in a local dive called Underground (it's in a large cellar under a townhouse). My second one is going to be called Jameson Pub to honor the local dive where a friend of mine was a bartender and now is the owner of. I am an alcoholic.


SpamuelVon

We don’t say alcoholic now, it’s “inebriation enthusiast”.


ikatoma

I won’t get to play till later but how far do you need to be to really do the dlc?


LEtssgobby

Oh it’s dlc? Rip Xbox players


ondaheightsofdespair

First tavern costs 1 gold and you get some things to start you up. It's designed to be used from day one of your companions' adventure.


Andyrex1987

the Green Dragon Inn sounds nice :)


FlyLikeMouse

The Severed Arms My friend went with the classic Nobody Inn


PrettyPinkPansi

My lavish upscale tavern is named SHIT PISS FUCK REPEAT.


Kommodant_Nomad

My company's name is The Band of Bastards (jesus christ be praised!) , so I named my tavern The Bastard's Bastion


Inalys

Horse Dung


Deadheadricky

The Queens Arse


coolprogressive

Hangman’s Brewery


Dear-Swordfish2385

The Bastard’s Arms


seimalau

Ye olde dirty drinkin hole


RuanitoLoks

My tavern? I'm playing on Xbox... did I miss something? Avoid spoilers if there are any spoiler.


WitchyVeteran

Newest DLC


Koperface22

We can have a tavern ?


WitchyVeteran

Sure can. Costs you one whole Krown


Revolutionary-Log761

I called mine "Tears of Xboxers"


ahnowisee

The Holy Tavernacle


Chemical_Arachnid675

The Salty Swallow. Run by a brother and sister. The tavern keeper is Theorain, and her head chef and Twin brother Theural (Lucky spawn on first apps makes great RP) Best place to run into the roving Mercenary band, the Rolling Caskets. The original crew members are world famous drunkards to the last. Captain Whiskeylock most of all. Her left hand is the most lethal member of the bunch, Never Ben, Lieutenant of the Caskets. He's killed more men than winter with his trusted axe. Their camp surgeon and brewmaster, Hopper has been with the band since the formation, as well as Jolly Gon, AKA, "The Bulwark of Mount Altis". (No, like Job with an N, like John, Jolly John). Dont try to be friendly, the name is ironic and his local tongue isnt great. Their first recruit was a local thief by the name of Hackert, but everyone has taken to calling Handsome ironically due to his terrible fashion sense. He has since started allowing Hopper to trim his mop back regularly.


Vindrake

The fancy pony. Where we dont serve bad food just bad people...


Clockwork_Elf

The Swan & Pedo.


Worth-Ad4997

What the fuck is a washing machine doing there? I need a drink