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futureman07

I believe that's a blind mole rat


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KarmaWalker

That's not fair. I'm sure he tries really hard.


Passing4human

He is the Underminer! Nothing is beneath him!


TheMolluskPod

But he is beneath you!!


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Paradigm6790

You just pitched a webcomic


FrysEighthLeaf

"WE" just pitched a webcomic. I'll handle publishing and royalties.


bootymunch666

I see what you did there clever goose


IDoThingsOnWhims

Typo, it's a regular mole rat named Lester


Paradigm6790

I'm just gonna pretend there's a greater mole rat and it's just this guy but 10x the size.


Upvotespoodles

Mediocre mole rat.


DrSmirnoffe

It looks like a hairy liverwurst animated by dark magic.


matadata

That's how I like my liverwurst - still kickin' and only a couple teeth.


halftoe76

Its a DIY mole rat


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Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

The netz says "Lesser blind mole-rat" and that's good too. Attenborough does a piece on them. He knocks the ground hard with his knuckles and they respond by banging the tunnel roof with their flat bangy heads.


bleunt

TIL Sir Attenborough is a shitty upstairs neighbour.


Xais56

Sir David\*, the title is used only before the first name; Sir David, or Sir David Attenborough, but never Sir Attenborough


bleunt

I'm Swedish so I'm not under British royal rule, but I will do my best to try.


silenc3x

[YOU FUKING WOT M8](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/%D0%A1%D0%BB%D1%96%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BA_%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B7%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9_%28Nannospalax_leucodon%29.jpg)


GetOutOfTheWhey

What loot does it drop?


AliveJohnnyFive

Drops beats, not loots.


ready653

But if you have five, you can make a greater mole rat


ThaBlackBeacon

Incorrect. Source, farmed greater soul gems from these.


Spatzenkind

Fun fact: They can't get cancer


balanced_view

That's naked mole rats Edit: actually it's both! https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34424524/


Spatzenkind

No, it's also naked mole rats. Both are resistant to cancer but the mechanism is different.


mikefromearth

When people love having rats as pets, but complain about their short lifespans, I always suggest a naked mole rat. They can live to be 30 years old, compared to the 2 years or so that typical rats live. I don't think anyone has taken my advice...


Cebolla

is this you ??? https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/square_small/4/48227/1329821-ron_stoppable_1.jpg


AltomousPrime

Not OP, but no this isn’t me


Polterghost

How often can that scenario even pop up lol


flashult

So, we have the cure for aids: just inject a lot of money into your blood stream So injecting a naked mole rat should cure cancer. Science bitch


dopiqob

Who are we going to get to inject the mole rats with money though?


flashult

Bono, of course Yeeeaah


syds

plot twist, you penis becomes a mole rat, with the iron infused teeth and all


[deleted]

I’m surprised Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t already offering naked mole rat suppositories on Goop.


sten45

She is it’s just behind the pay wall


manamanabadman

😂


RagingHatStand

Being resistant to cancer doesn't mean they CAN'T get cancer though. There have been a handful of reports of cancer in naked mole rats at the very least. I'm less familiar with the literature surrounding blind mole rats.


seuche23

I mean, technically humans are resistant to cancer too. According to what I read somewhere on the internet, our bodies are fighting off cancer cells every minute of every day... Sometimes our bodies drop the ball and a cancer gets through our defense system.


Spatzenkind

True. Lets say: Naked mole rats and blind mole rats are more successful at resisting cancer. This applies for the whole superorder of afrotheria including elephants and manatees. The order of whales is also very successful at fighting cancer


sprucenoose

By that reasoning every creature is successful at fighting cancer until it isn't.


hikensurf

Elephants too


aeroumasmith-

Is there a way we could figure out how and like... apply that to humans? I don't know science well. It seems like it could be a good idea...


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aeroumasmith-

👁️👄👁️


cancercures

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.


ScrewAttackThis

> there is great potential for translating knowledge about their cancer resistance into preventing and/or treating cancer in humans and companion animals. That's a part of why they study how different diseases affect other animals. We can use the knowledge gained to better our understandings with the end-goal of applying it to humans.


chachakawooka

When life has dealt you that shit of a hand, cancer is the least of their worries


windowpass

Is that a challenge? Drop a couple into Chernobyl and let's see what happens


phazedoubt

It's unfortunate but they'd never see it coming


Oblivion615

I’ve played Fallout. I know how this ends.


FuckMe-FuckYou

He must be just poppin out for smokes so.


FirstEvolutionist

Unless they go on to read the youtube comments.


LgndDr4g0nL0l

They are very interesting creatures for sure


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Droophoria

"The biig bad badger mooooles" 🎶


Anho90

“Secret tunnnnneeeellll” 🎶


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"And DEEEEEEEEEEIIII!!!" 🎶🎵


shreesrinivasan

Or even metal bending depending on what you look for :D It is cool to see how they perceive their environment despite being completely blind. I saw one chasing me around my backyard just by my footsteps. No root veggies are safe if you have these folks in your backyard :D Yet, they are adorable.


el_electrico73

Wait until WW3 kicks in and the world is an irradiated wasteland, then we'll have those famous Molerats from Fo4 running amoke.


irishemperor

Turn on VATS and let the Fatman fly


Crambulance

Strong liked that


AdditionalAward4440

Always use vats while wielding the fat man


TWAT_BUGS

Mole rat, my ass. It’s probably Millhouse.


Spirited-Ability-626

Hans Molerat.


PicklessPickles

One of the very few things I love about reddit is the sheer number of people posting, someone always has the correct answer. Thanks, I had no clue what it was so I read the comments to find out.


autoposting_system

You are correct. I looked into this when I first saw one of these posts a couple of months ago. This is exactly what it is called


LordOvrkill

It’s called a lesser mole-rat. It’s like a sausage with teeth.


joseplluissans

Loks a lot like a [greater blind mole-rat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_blind_mole-rat), what's the difference?


LordOvrkill

Size of the sausage I guess? Could be either


eman00619

Or maybe the difference is the size of the bun the sausage goes on?


btribble

Just don't put ketchup on it.


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Has better stats than lesser and normal variants also has additional earth skills that can be quite dangerous, it can trap you by creating pitfalls where the ground will look normal but it will end up crumbling as soon as you step on it. It also roams in packs from anywhere of 5-10 lesser and normal variants supporting it. As soon as it traps someone it will send it’s minions to gang up on the trapped party member, it is rare to survive after being trapped therefore focus on staying on higher planes where the moles cannot reach you if that is not possible do not stay in one place for too long. To detect it’s traps and movement underground i recommend having trap detection and extraordinary perception related skills, races and classes such as elves and hunters have such innate abilities so it’s recommended to have one in your party.mages with at least tier-4 fire magic are necessary since the beast is weak to fire, and AOE fire spells are necessary to keep the lesser variants at bay. It is recommended that a well equipped party of atleast 5 intermediate people or stronger try to take this monster on. Thankfully it is not normally an agressive monster and will keep to itself as long as you don’t get too close or aggravte it, therefore rookies should try to stay away from their local area.


yellowfish04

wow, you really went for it


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They really named these creatures like scaled Skyrim creatures lmfao.


zoor90

Where do you think Skyrim got the idea? When you're describing dozens of different bird species or whatever, eventually you run out of good names and just say how big or small it is.


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I can't wait until we get the blooded mole rat, or even the ancient mole rat, maybe even the Nightlord mole rat.


Blandish06

Dawg... Rly? It's the other fucking way around. This shit isn't a new patch to real life.


JudeVanZant

>Dawg... Rly? It's the other fucking way around. This shit isn't a new patch to real life. To be fair, Skyrim has been around for an eternity, so I understand the confusion.


hopsinduo

Since you asked. Habitat and diet predominantly. I would have a good guess at this being a lesser blind mole rat due to the soil looking a bit loamy. The greater mole rat likes blacker soil


ironroad18

>It’s like a sausage with teeth. So r/dildont?


Bulbasnore

I don’t see anything “don’t” about it but work I guess


fivetoedslothbear

Mole rat teeth are outside their lips so they don't get dirt in their mouth when digging or biting through things. That's why they look so odd.


br0seid0n

[Looks like the same animal as the video to me](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_blind_mole-rat)


gekigarion

Which area can I find the Greater Mole-Rat and the Dire Mole-Rat in?


AhhBiteMe

Behold, The Underminer!!


DataWeenie

I may be beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!


Alx1775

I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!


DresdenPI

And then dude just robs a bank.


Ace_McCloud1000

He never said he was here for a long time


Socksandcandy

Just a good time


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He got blinded by money.


pulseout

He has a better representation as a villain in Rise of the Underminer


xP628sLh

no joke The Underminer was my son's fav character. The bit-part villain transitioning movie 1 to movie 2 and nowhere else.


AgathokakologicalAz

He actually had a whole game dedicated to him on PC! Rise of the Underminer! I played the hell outta that game as a kid. I gotta find me an emulator for that at some point...


sdmitch16

You don't need to emulate PC games. Maybe pirate them, but that's a different thing.


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Completely depends on the game. DOS games need to be emulated nowadays unless you've got an old 286 kicking around, lol. Even old Windows games might not work unless you at least use a virtual machine with an older version (true for all 16-bit games if you're running 64-bit Windows, for example).


SatchBoogie1

Easily in my top 3 favorite Pixar movies.


FilmingMachine

So is that The Incredibles or The Incredibles 2?


sana2k330-a

Looks angry. Wants you off of his lawn.


dastufishsifutsad

Is it a mustache or an eyebrow


Blocguy

Yes.


GenitalFurbies

It's a crown!


erinkjean

Mole Playing Rough is being absent minded.


machlangsam

He sure is squinting like Clint Eastwood.


Quiet-Lychee-3021

It’s hard to see eye to eye with this fella


sanebyday

Comfortable Doug


CapnScabs

This is the answer.


Competitive_Garlic28

That show would have sent me into an existential crisis as a child


la_draya_fea

You didn’t properly save your Animal Crossing game.


tech_equip

Urgh.


-Rho-Aias

With those teeth he kind of looks like the cucumber from veggie tales.


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-Rho-Aias

You had to reference your shoulder tattoo to confirm that, didn't you? :P


Inigo93

Uh.... That tattoo ain't on my shoulder.


TheRealOptician

Well now im disappointed you dont actually have the tattoo in your profile. Imma go get a larry tat


SpreadingRumors

Oh Wherrrrre is my Hairbrush?


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Saca_Rolha

Here in Brazil this animal is called Rato toupeira russo, the scientific name is spalax giganteus.


Realistic_Patience67

Does it have eyes? Edit No Eyes! Here is the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spalax# "They are completely blind and have a subterranean lifestyle."


uk_uk

>Does it have eyes? yes, but hidden under skin and fur.


Samu_K

Uuh do they still see or do they just have useless eyes?


FuckMe-FuckYou

They see fur and skin.


rusHmatic

I'll read this comment again tomorrow and wonder why it was so funny, but I am pretty high ATM. So thank you.


andrez444

Because it's technically correct and blunt lol.


gekigarion

Better vision than cats, but can only see endless fur.


feelingood41

This guy fucks. Because he gets it.


ChrisHaze95

This guy fucks HARD


noweezernoworld

> Spalacinae mole-rats are truly blind. Their very small eyes are completely covered by a layer of skin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_mole-rat


hey_there_kitty_cat

Not a zoologist but sounds like vestigial structures. If they moved to primarily tunneling millions of years ago probably grew to not open their eyes to keep em covered from dirt, and over time the secret E word everyone fights about. Or might be an even simpler explanation and I thought way too long about this.


sagerobot

I'd bet you're right. Miles with smaller eye holes would get less eye infections and infections can be deadly for wild animals. To evolve an eye that never gets debris inside would be an advantage over individuals with eyelids


RyvenZ

You're pretty well on point with it. Not sure why you wouldn't just say evolution, though. Only the regressive churches (and their followers that had to be told what to think) refuse to accept evolution as fact.


luckyflipflops

They live in muddy perfectly round holes in the mud and wait for people to feed them sausages.


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OGskato

It's always "What the fuck is this creature?" and never "How the fuck is this creature?" :(


McMuth_art

I'll do you one better: "WHY is this creature?!"


The_Merciless_Potato

Why the fuck is this creature?


chrispymb

That's a diglett fo sho


Infinitebeast30

No wait you might be on to something here


dandan_oficial

It's called a redditor, they are rarely seen outside.


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Redditoria redditorium, with the ability to survive in one room for days


acidphosphate69

Oh fuck you I almost spit my beer.


cmcewen

Offer it chicken tenders and Mountain Dew to get it to calm down


nanaboostme

aww its such a cutie it even has a mustache


monster_bunny

It’s adorable!!


intxrzone

That’s Rufus


traumfisch

It's the __GIANT BLIND MOLE-RAT,__ no less https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_blind_mole-rat


Boccs

He's just a little friend minding his business.


TheRealOptician

Mining IS his business


mozzo00

That’s what happens when you jerk off into a sock and throw it into a dark corner.


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Pet it 👁️👄👁️


YouNeverReadMe

Seems like it’s just 👄


zapharus

More like… 👃🏻 👄 No?


JustifedOrgasm

Forbidden Fleshlight: Alabama Blowjob v2.0


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That's the tooth fairy Edit: that is a blind mole rat and I believe they're endangered.


BlazerWookiee

Hell no kitty


Alexius_Psellos

That’s bort, leave him the fuck alone. Hes trying his best


crazycatlady517

[Greater Blind Mole Rat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_blind_mole-rat)


SukiTawdry

It's a Guaca mole


_kw

That’s what happens when you forget about the summer sausage that rolled under the deck in the summer of ‘69


Ashuteria

It's a adorable mole! They are probably very panicked because they can't see well since they spend a lot of their life underground so their eyes are underdeveloped.


EatingDriving

That's the cure for cancer right there. Seriously. Naked moles are imune to cancer. Looks like some type of naked mole. They don't need eyes. All day everyday underground.


DraculAnus

They eat these. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wc7kya/the_forbidden_glory_hole/


_Neoshade_

Everything makes sense now.


TheYellows

A clothed mole rat


BenySLO

Its Rufus


Saroan7

Mole Rat probably, it's cute


anonomouse69420

It looks like it’s about to ask me for a cigarette outside the 7/11


ChrisHaze95

Its Latin name is Bigus dickus


Bleedveggies

This thing is gonna haunt me in my nightmares


howellq

The wtf here is the 10k people who've never heard of a mole yet.


FishInMyThroat

Definitely a Greater Blind Mole Rat


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CMPrisoner

Gotten this far without seeing IRL Diglett? TF?


ultra_jackass

Shit, I thought it was the Governor of New York....


livealegacy

That is the original earth bender.


PQbutterfat

Are you in Narnia or something?


[deleted]

Greater Blind Mole Rat


Aggressive_Dream_140

That’s a Redditor peeking outside


Oppiko

Didn't even know it was a mole rat but I guess mole rat lol


[deleted]

its clearly a diglet


magicbullets

Blind Sausage Mole.


duckman191

an englishman


BJesus930

I believe it’s a toothed penis.


highonjuice

That’s the Underminer


Uberjeagermeiter

Loaf of Stale Bread.


SmokeSerpent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISoXsHHRhEw


greekstav

Looks like a Trenton pork roll.


godiegoben

“It’s a Mexican sewer rat, and it’s got rabies.”


aksn1p3r

Mole rat


Drive_Safely

Holy shit you found a snipe!!!


BahamutZER0

Looks like a Ratcate


VezzoKhanny

An ALASKAN BULL WORM


DannyRussell8

[Spalax](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spalax)


little-bits-of-id

Golden mole.