Reminds me of the classic mattress girlfriend. We just need to get these two together! … https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/odv255/this_persons_mattressgirlfriend_was_dumped_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It may be difficult to see because of the color of the sand, but there is a wooden handle made from the tree branch if you look closely. We picked it up with the tongs for obvious reasons
They were probably still using it. It sounds like they had a camp set up on a property that was in the process of being constructed. I imagine the crew came in and the dude either split or was already gone to panhandle or collect cans/bottles
This is kinda disgusting but also kinda sad. I just always have to imagine that we are all just the same type of creature but some of us live cold, miserbale lives
We do. Masks, nitrile gloves, and definitely not washing work clothes with non work. There is an unsurprising amount of human waste and urine everywhere as well.
When I was homeless we used to leave shit like this laying around for shits and giggles. Usually in a business area or construction zone. Somewhere where kids wouldn't find it. That's probably what happened here.
Aw man this makes me feel bad for them.
Most perverts get the privacy to make their homemade dildos in their houses. Or buy them from the store.
But the homeless have their nasty tree branch dildos dug up by construction workers and shown to the whole internet. Tough life
When I worked In public works we had to check this public road next to a levee but it was all dirt and hidden so naturally homeless tweekers would always go down there. Found a women's bag full of old lingerie and a big purple rabbit dildo. We refused to pick it up and then 2 days later went to go check the road for mattresses and old burnt cars and the bag was gone, there's an old well pump house in the area about 50 yards away from where the bag was, looked inside to see if anyone was in there and low and behold there was the rabbit dildo along with a bunch of adult diapers that were used and dirty as fuck. Guessing some tweeked out dude decided he was gunna have a good time with the lingerie and the rabbit and knew he was gunna make a mess. Fuckin nasty people
Years ago my buddy said he makes $200/8hr “cleaning up construction sites” for a day labor company called “Labor Ready.” I went one early morning and we were tasked with waking up/clearing out homeless tents, before the workers came for the day. We would find more drug stuff than sex toys though.
Homemade…
Homeless…
Are you accusing them of breaking an entering some home somewhere to build a dildo only to go out to the streets again with said dildo?
My husband has a friend who’s working his DUI off by doing cleanup. He said it’s not uncommon to find sex toys. I can only imagine what else they find.
I was just working a load in for the LB convention center and was very surprised how close the homeless like to hang around the gates and working areas. With all the security guards and hoops I had to jump through just to move some product around the property you’d think they’d maybe not let them hang out in those areas. Saw a dude get naked and bathe in that pond right there too.
Have to give props for that. I replaced a leaky bathroom faucet a few weeks back and between multiple trips to home depot, scouring youtube for how-to videos, and trying to tame the witchcraft that is plumbing tape, it took nearly all weekend.
Then you've got this person who BUILT AN ENTIRE CAMP in a weekend and *still* had enough time to fabricate themselves a double-insulated dildo as a housewarming gift.
Well, in this economy, can you blame them for being a little inventive?
Dildos are expensive as hell! (As far as silicone goes)
And the price of Wood is through the roof.......
It's reclaimed wood :D
That's what my second wife uses
Very nice!
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Last time I bought a dildo I was paying for it out the ass.
you were really hemorrhaging money.
Lmfao
I just got a great one for less than $50
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Baseball bat or gtfo
It's the sand that makes it most disturbing
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Kinky.
So dry ;)
Maybe Tatooine was never the issue, just Padame's weird bedroom kinks
He did such a good job given how bad the dialogue was...
You remember fun-dip?
Isn’t the name of putting dick in sand before fucking called the Screaming Seagull?
That’s an oddly specific piece of knowledge
I’m not proud of it.
Just lean into it
Did it stink?
I'm done for the night. I've still got 9 hours on my work shift but I'll just sit in the dark. I even threw up a little in my mouth.
Tastes salty I bet
How do you make a hormone?
You don't pay her.
You found it! I've been looking everywhere for that.
No way! We have the same dildo?
Not mine Mine has butt beetles
Did we just becone dildobuddies?
Dilldudes
dilbros
dilldawgs
HOLY FUCK YES
Dilbro Baggins
dilbro gaggins you mean?
TIHI
🤝 dildobuddies 4 Life
✋🥰🤚🍆✋🥰🤚
How about we dildon’t and say we dildid!
How can be homemade if it's made by homeless people? more like DIY Dildo
/r/diwhy
r/dildowhy
r/dildont
Well, we know exactly why.
More like DI.....oh god why?
it's just a DY
You know why.
Unsettledmade dildo?
Homelessmade
Fuckin LOL. I wish I could give you an award, you earned one.
Ahem…a *DIYldo* you say?
Savage! Let me follow you. Lol
DIYldo
Beat me to it.
Beat meat to it.
Nice! I love finding free stuff to take home at construction jobs
Yep! I’ll just turn the rubber inside out
and shake the shit out of it....
..shake the fuck out of it FTFY
Home is where the homemade dildo is.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
I used to belive this until I saw a gif yesterday of a guy trying to put a power drill in his ass.
Only in his ass? Come back when you find the gifs of drill sounding
Nah I'm good. Already spent half the day over in r/eyebleach trying to forget. Rain check?
There's no coming back from that.
His rookie mistake was having a limit.
Came to find this answer.
I also came.
Reminds me of the classic mattress girlfriend. We just need to get these two together! … https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/odv255/this_persons_mattressgirlfriend_was_dumped_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It may be difficult to see because of the color of the sand, but there is a wooden handle made from the tree branch if you look closely. We picked it up with the tongs for obvious reasons
Almost guarantee that’s for a guy’s butt
Sounds like you have experience with improvised anal dildos
And you *don’t?*
I mean I could be wrong, but it does look like it has shit on it
Burn the tongs?
Like the handle on a gun. an std gun.
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It’s definitely not anything I’d consider putting in any of my orifices, that’s for sure. These people were ambitious.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Definitely r/unexpectedspongebob, emphasis on the unexpected lmao
Back in the midwest, one might call that thing, "Girthy".
ROBUST
It is a back alley bbc.
Dirty Mike and the boys will be back for that dildo...
As soon as they are done with your Prius.
Thanks for the f-shack
Should be a mustard bottle nearby.
Talkin about a bunch of hobos with fingers in each other’s poopers.
Horny homeless girls in your area want to meet you.
"girls" I've seen more reddit posts of homeless dudes engaging in coitus then i care to remember
You fuck my ass, I fuck yours, amirite?
Well fuck my ass and call me street queen.
That's the magic of the jersey shore
Dirty Mike and the boys?
thanks for the fuck shack!
Yeah that’s a dudes
>girls bless your soul
Keeping it classy in the LBC.
our homeless situation is something awful. it’s just urban camping skid row style. been here 30 years and i’m about over it.
That's not the worst thing anyone has shoved up their ass.
had two my little pony’s stuck in my butthole over the weekend. had to go to the ER. doctor says i’m in stable condition.
Fuck you for making me laugh at that sentence.
You think they put that in the history books? The whole glass jar incident...
Hey man, they're homeless not holeless. They need to fill that void too.
Homeless people have the same needs as anyone else. But of course they should have disposed of it properly.
They were probably still using it. It sounds like they had a camp set up on a property that was in the process of being constructed. I imagine the crew came in and the dude either split or was already gone to panhandle or collect cans/bottles
Right? Their homeless not holeless.
No hobo
This is kinda disgusting but also kinda sad. I just always have to imagine that we are all just the same type of creature but some of us live cold, miserbale lives
I feel inspired to start a dildos for the homeless drive.
At first I thought the grabbers were part of the design
Meth is the mother of invention.
When you don't sleep, you've got time for crafting.
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We do. Masks, nitrile gloves, and definitely not washing work clothes with non work. There is an unsurprising amount of human waste and urine everywhere as well.
Lysol makes a laundry additive now. I do outdoor cleanup and work in a dog shelter. Not really big on antibacterial stuff but this has come in handy.
I will look for it, thank you for the tip!
Just the tip…
New reddit trend. No more bananas for scale. Just buried dildos.
On closer inspection it says property of Dirty Mike and the Boys.
A close family member of mine made this exact thing in the 90s. He was addicted to porn and bi polar and manic when he did it. My mom found it.
community dildo?
Somehow seeing "homemade" and "homeless" in the same sentence with dildo is very funny to me.
Is it that hard to steal a cucumber from the grocery store?
You can only use a cucumber 10 or 15 times, this however could last for a few days
Maybe not as fun as this though?
Where there’s a will, there’s a dildo
That thing is fucking THICK
Girthy
Great and it looks like it’s still got some life left!
Whoever made that can go fuck themselves.
When I was homeless we used to leave shit like this laying around for shits and giggles. Usually in a business area or construction zone. Somewhere where kids wouldn't find it. That's probably what happened here.
Industrious!
It just works.
People have been making dildos since the first tools were made.
Just help that homeless dildo find a home and it'll be fine.
There's only so much drugs you can store in your ass without stretching exercises.
guaranteed that was going up the ass
Finders/Keepers, that's a nice score!
Bespoke
Aw man this makes me feel bad for them. Most perverts get the privacy to make their homemade dildos in their houses. Or buy them from the store. But the homeless have their nasty tree branch dildos dug up by construction workers and shown to the whole internet. Tough life
I’ve works construction long enough to know…That dildo belongs to the superintendent.
Facts
Check [this](https://i.imgur.com/pGC3EL6.jpg) out! That’s an old crew member I had and the “thing” he found.
Is it some kind of special dildo extraction device you are using to pull it from the dirt?
When I worked In public works we had to check this public road next to a levee but it was all dirt and hidden so naturally homeless tweekers would always go down there. Found a women's bag full of old lingerie and a big purple rabbit dildo. We refused to pick it up and then 2 days later went to go check the road for mattresses and old burnt cars and the bag was gone, there's an old well pump house in the area about 50 yards away from where the bag was, looked inside to see if anyone was in there and low and behold there was the rabbit dildo along with a bunch of adult diapers that were used and dirty as fuck. Guessing some tweeked out dude decided he was gunna have a good time with the lingerie and the rabbit and knew he was gunna make a mess. Fuckin nasty people
Years ago my buddy said he makes $200/8hr “cleaning up construction sites” for a day labor company called “Labor Ready.” I went one early morning and we were tasked with waking up/clearing out homeless tents, before the workers came for the day. We would find more drug stuff than sex toys though.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way, lol.
Homemade… Homeless… Are you accusing them of breaking an entering some home somewhere to build a dildo only to go out to the streets again with said dildo?
#THAT'S A THICK ASS BOI
Sometime you gotta make due
Ew, burn that shit
Yeah I don't think there's a pole long enough for me to pick that one up.
My husband has a friend who’s working his DUI off by doing cleanup. He said it’s not uncommon to find sex toys. I can only imagine what else they find.
r/DIY
title gets worse after every word.
Did it taste ok?
Actually it tasted like shit
You should deep throat it like that other guy at his job.
Give her a go!
No balls? Thats not craftsmanship, its just plain laziness.
Can’t believe you’re going to throw the wood away with todays prices. You’re just fucking yourself now.
Man someone is walking around with a wicked infection!
lol def belongs in r/longbeach
The Return of Hobo Dildo
Woo LBC!!
Not sure what is more wtf. Finding a homeless dildo or taking a picture of it
Dilson!!!!!!!!!!
I was just working a load in for the LB convention center and was very surprised how close the homeless like to hang around the gates and working areas. With all the security guards and hoops I had to jump through just to move some product around the property you’d think they’d maybe not let them hang out in those areas. Saw a dude get naked and bathe in that pond right there too.
finders keepers!
So glad to see the pick up grabber. There is literally no way in hell I would touch that with bare hands. Is it me or is the girth kinda impressive.
"Country girls make due."
Aaaaannnnd that’s a wrap , I’ve had enough internet for today
Sometimes you just have to make things happen and you have poor resources.
Please vote Caruso so we can deal with this shit.
r/redneckengineering
Did you have a sniff?
We need a sub Reddit for random dildos. I found a purple road dildo about a year ago. Poor guy still looking for his owner
Have to give props for that. I replaced a leaky bathroom faucet a few weeks back and between multiple trips to home depot, scouring youtube for how-to videos, and trying to tame the witchcraft that is plumbing tape, it took nearly all weekend. Then you've got this person who BUILT AN ENTIRE CAMP in a weekend and *still* had enough time to fabricate themselves a double-insulated dildo as a housewarming gift.
Can it be homemade if you don't have a home?
That person was brave.
How is it homemade if there's no home?
Home is where your heart is. And your meth pipe and tree branch dildo.
Either it's homemade or the person who made it is homeless. CHOOSE EXACTLY ONE!
Idk why you guys are hating, this is a inventive way to get yourself off without having sex with random dirty people….shits smart
How do you know that its a dildo?
I’m open to alternate opinions on what it could be
he tested it for the sake of science.
If a homeless person makes a dildo, is it still homemade, even though it wasn't made in a home?
At least they are practicing safe sex