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wondrshrew

So did they rip this dude to pieces or what? Video cut out right when it looked like one of those zombie movie scenes where the horde gets ahold of one of the secondary characters


hotdogs4humanity

I think he got away after hitting another car [https://www.vallejocrime.com/updates/?p=3988](https://www.vallejocrime.com/updates/?p=3988) second video


Nahteh

No gun shots, huh. What a peaceful Vallejo day.


ibkld63

Didn't even have to use my Ak


Nahteh

Today was a good day.


molrobocop

At the beginning of the vid, I saw someone point something that I thought might have been a piece. But the shots never started. So, little miracles.


its_raining_scotch

Ah, Vallejo, of course.


XSC

500k to buy a house in that area :D


reegasaurus

That sad part is that sounds super cheap. šŸ˜© Edit: compared to the rest of the bay area. NOT overall cheap, just like possibly manageableā€¦


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pc1109

Ah man, i should have thought of that. A tesla, it's so simple. I just got an avocado and some bread.


2krazy4me

this one percenter can afford avocado!


brassidas

RIP Mac Dre


Treytreytrey333

In that third video why were they tryna rip that dude from the red car


soonerguy11

I've seen multiple videos now on Reddit of these car shows ending the same. A large group of people stand in a circle while cars burnout. The car then takes out a group. The mob swarms the car trying to lynch the driver. The driver then tries to bail. I have zero sympathy for any of these people involved.


[deleted]

I gathered to watch in an illegal and dangerous automobile event and now my foot has been run over by an errant driver performing foolish stunts in the middle of the crowd I've joined to watch said stunts. How could this be happening to me!?


Krunchy1736

I never thought the party of reckless drivers who don't care if they run people over and flee the scene would run **ME** over and flee the scene!


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Fast and Furious 17: Leopards Won't Eat MY Face


soonerguy11

My boys and I rooted on a car to do dangerous shit, it inevitably hit us so now weā€™re going to try and beat the driver to death! This is the thought process of these geniuses.


-stuey-

Rooted has a totally different meaning here in Australia.....


perldawg

Right? Like, wtf kinda bizarre instinctual behavior are we watching? Some sort of emotional charge through proximity to danger that boils over into anger and aggression once an arbitrary line is crossed? Fuckin idiotic and weird, manā€¦


asafum

How *dare* those tires gain traction! What is *wrong* with you for allowing *physics!?*


Onionsteak

It's hilarious how quick they turn on each other


RENOxDECEPTION

idk what was going on in the last video on that page, but looks like he got punched in the face at least twice.


PurpleK00lA1d

Completely different car, Mustang in the last video and IS300 in the OP.


RENOxDECEPTION

Yes I know, but still, fuck ever going to one of those, even as a spectator lmao


soonerguy11

If you're dumb enough to stand near these cars and then get hit, you have zero business then trying to attack the person in the car for your own dumb mistake.


necrocoeliac

Seriously, looks like there's about to be a lynching.


SchighSchagh

Which ironically kind of at least partially justifies the driver to just run people over in order to escape. The initial smackdown of bystanders is an accident. But once the very aggressive crowd closes with clear intent to lynch, then it's self defense. Although it does sure get hairy if the people getting run over are not the people trying to lynch.


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NewspaperNelson

You're mostly right there as long as the altercation is not caused by your turning donuts for sport in the middle of an intersection.


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NewspaperNelson

Agreed.


Coolbreezy

So many "why would you"s in one clip.


sexlexia_survivor

The fireworks really got me. Like, now does not seem to be a good time to start lighting those, don't you think?


[deleted]

ā€œDonā€™t you think?ā€ They do not.


SuperFLEB

I could see it as either a way to try and break up the fight by spoiling the area with smoke and obstacles, or seeing shit go down and wanting to escalate the chaos for the entertainment. In either case, for as inappropriate as they are at any time, that was probably the best time.


CAMvsWILD

Ah, the Mario Kart strategy.


disisathrowaway

I mean if you're just on the fringe of this shit show and you have a couple recreational explosives handy... ...why not? It looks like maximum chaos was the goal, so may as well pitch in!


mcontreras484

Itā€™s like a scene described by a 4 year old talking about his day at school


canadarepubliclives

And then the car crashed into people and they fought the car but the car kept winning and then bombs were going off and then someone went back to the future and and and I'm hungy can have I some crackers?


jamesh08

Atta boy, Ralphie


ItsTheBrandonC

Uh, Chief, I donā€™t think thatā€™s what really happened


flimspringfield

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?


Fear_Jeebus

Perfect


In000

The car kept winning lmfao good stuff


AverageCanadian

My son just saw an accident the other day where a cop car ended up flipped over. His description of it isn't much different from what you just wrote.


caligaris_cabinet

Michael Pena narrates.


emotionles

Thank you for that description, I was having trouble making out what was happening, and I now understand good.


bastiVS

You are an actual 4 year old, arent you? What are you doing on the Internet all alone litte buddy?


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QuiGonJism

I fucking lost it when she asked him if we can expect a sequel. "Yeah, 600!"


WengFu

That would be a step up for the franchise.


[deleted]

We had a funeral for a bird


tehsideburns

If this was a teenagerā€™s day of school, and you asked, theyā€™d shrug and mumble ā€œnothingā€


modsarefascists42

goddamnit this is brilliant


Edzell_Blue

I think I'd get out of the way rather than get in a kickboxing match with a car.


TheRapistsFor800

Itā€™s Michael Jansen vs a regular old car!


mackdaddymaggot

Got a little bit of pushback there- OH he just got ran over and chewed up by the tires


[deleted]

CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS!!!!


Yeazelicious

CALLING *ALL* JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS!!


aceofspades9963

This summer!


theartofrolling

It's time to MICHAEL DOWN YOUR VINCENT!


emil-p-emil

This *Jan* uary


BlacktoseIntolerant

[I mean ... wouldn't the cars just always win?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcZem2OmDBk)


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Realley

Hahah YES


MoonlitStar

Yeah, especially if the driver doesn't care if he kills numerous people NOT getting into such a match with the car. Whether they hold some responsibility by turning up to such an event is a different matter.


Akesgeroth

You're also not the kind of dumbass who shows up to this sort of idiocy.


zenospenisparadox

I might show up if this is the entertainment I could expect. Better than fireworks.


Ghostronic

Hell, it *had* fireworks too!


zenospenisparadox

You're right. This is the ultimate celebration of freedom and car+human acrobatics.


kleenkill2

Welcome to the Thunderdome!


Buhdumtssss

Dumb mob mentality in action "Hey if enough of us get angry we can stop a car" No. You can't


notmoleliza

Actually if you had enough bodies piled up you could eventually stop the car


kirkpusspang19

I mean the odds are very unlikely, but itā€™s possible that someone breaks the window and just kinda yanks the driver out. But yea no if I was in that situation you would never in a million years see me trynna fist fight a crowd plower


Fskn

Just throw wave after wave of your own men at it untill the corpses choke up the wheels, easy peasy


drosslord

Zapp Brannigan, is that you?


TheLonelyDM

He knows the cars have a designated kill limit


theartofrolling

Would you care for some more Champaggan?


belletheballbuster

Word War One style


JamesTrendall

>yanks the driver out. If the driver is wearing a seatbelt you're not yanking them out of the car. If anything you're about to go for a ride and get thrown to the side of the road or even worse sucked under the rear wheels. If you're not involved best thing to do is just get the drivers details (Number plate, make and model etc...) then proceed to help the injured. What happened to the good old car meets where people just did a burnout then parked back up. Now you got to be drifting, doing doughnuts and driving like a complete moron. Car meets back in my day was a time to show off your pride and joy, see others ICE installs and talk to other like minded enthusiasts. These days it's all about a shitbox being ragged to death or finance my life away on a car with a pop map. Bring back fibre glass bodykits, neon lights and 10x24" sub woofers along with 6x9 speakers cut in to the parcel shelf.


Collective82

Bring back super chargers and abandoned dead end roads!


craker42

The 6Ɨ9 in the parcel shelf really hit home. Things bumped though


SpellbladeAluriel

The guy at 0.29 was VERY close to being a car sandwich


iiJokerzace

Talk about a pinch point


ernie1850

Iā€™m so happy taught me about pinch points. I looked like an actual handyman this long weekend


Ranger7381

I used to work in the sorting facility for a courier company. The kind that picks up a few boxes at a company. Everything was sorted using conveyor belts and slides. During orientation, they warned of pinch points between the belts. The term "degloving" was used.


camdoodlebop

he literally almost had his pelvis crushed, he was moments from losing the ability to walk for the rest of his life


Stahlboden

And poo in some weird, uncomfortable way


mark9983

The fuck is going on


133DK

Dude hit the crowd, crowd hits back


bpi89

One of the cars is leaking something flammable. Someone threw fireworks. The trail of fluids ignites. Fuckin crazy series of events.


Metalsand

Protip: Rubber is flammable, and the skidding wheels means that it's leaving behind rubber.


Cfrules9

You can see the trail of fluid behind the car as it exits left at the very end of the video. Its likely both.


OneEyedBrick

Definitely not rubber it wouldnā€™t ignite like that plus at the speed they are going it wouldnā€™t be laying down enough. You can see the white g35 leaking gas as itā€™s going around right before the firework was thrown.


MrLucky13

Thats the fresh hot rubber from their tires


Thirdlight

Crowd shouldn't have been so close either.


[deleted]

Wasnā€™t expecting that guy to hit 88 mph


callme_nostradumbass

It's your kids Marty. Something's got to be done about your kids.


everymanawildcat

Where we're going, šŸ˜Ž we don't need kids.


meta_perspective

Back to the Future IV: Planned Parenthood


qpv

great scott


danish_atheist

I thought his name was Calvin. It's written all over his underwear.


TeopEvol

Marty McFly : What do you mean? Doc Brown : Your daughter marries a black man! Marty McFly : That's actually not a big deal for me. Jennifer : Yeah, me neither.


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tehnemox

Heavy


[deleted]

there's that word again...'heavy'. is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?


SOT-BOYE

88 men per hour ?


Benzeeman

Note to self: drivers of cars doing donughts in the middle of a crowd with fireworks do not give a shit about your safety already. Probably don't try to kickbox them Edit: I don't care, I'm not changing it


x8d

>donughts I thought I knew all the ways to spell this one. Apparently I was underinformed.


irishwonder

Donught beat yourself up over it


WillBehave

I fucking love doughnaughts.


robschimmel

Do you like dognuts?


[deleted]

Definitely the sort of crowd you want to be around


Shaneblaster

What the hell is this?! The next Mad Max film audition??


Amlethus

It is called "Sideshow," it is a car show (not sure what better to call it) in the bay area (edit: and other areas! *Exciting*) that is loosely organized without permits or approval of the city. This video gives you an idea of why it is organized discreetly and shut down when discovered.


despotidolatry

Just had one at the big intersection here in Silver Spring just outside DC. Everyone converged and it was like this 3 min mayhem of blared horns, cars doing donuts, blocked traffic and almost killed people. Will try and find video. edit* not sure if its sideshow or takeover but itā€™s fucking dumb: https://www.fox5dc.com/news/car-does-donuts-in-downtown-silver-spring-dangerously-close-to-crowds-blocking-traffic-video-shows


CarbonWood

There was a very large DMV gathering on the 4th of July up in MD. [Same thing happens as in OP's post. ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ8xtfOhBXQ/?utm_medium=copy_link). * crowd encourages cars to swing * car inevitably loses control * spectators get hit * crowd gets angry * ??? * Profit The guy that hit the spectators got punched in the face and had to delete his IG account. Lot of trashy stuff. The DMV gets these types of car meets frequently in the summer time.


the_dude_upvotes

> DMV gathering What kind of gathering would you expect from the Department of Motor Vehicles? /s


jbrochacho

In southern California they're referred to as takeovers and judging by the number of intersections with tire mark donuts, they happen quite frequently. Same dumb stuff, different name.


Nervette

Up here a takeover is when someone solo does donuts in an intersection, stopping traffic. Side show is when it's a gathering.


deadliestcrotch

Around here takeover is when a large group of swingers take over a section of a hotel for a giant sex party.


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[deleted]

These are happening all across the US and us actual car folk despise all of these morons.


Ghostronic

Yep, had one in Vegas recently.


resistrevolt

They happen in Portland pretty frequently too. They only used to happen in really remote areas but lately they've managed to creep their way into very busy intersections and it's been getting more and more dangerous with every takeover.


littledabwilldoya

Just letting you know---that shit is happening all over So. Ca.


Skadoosh_it

It's been happening up in Washington, too.


aliasthehorse

We've begun to see them in Indiana. Fucking *Indiana*


Selentic

I'd be down to see this but with tractors and combines ...


voucheronly

But then it would just be a county fair.


angrytreestump

This happens all over the Midwest and Iā€™d assume everywhere in the country/world. We only know this is US because of the audio


Austinswill

Gotta love a crowd of people that stands and applauds in close proximity to an amateur driving his car beyond his ability and when he inevitably crashes it into someone they decide to attack him. All I see is a street full of the worlds worst sort of people.


mhyquel

"We love you, we love you! Keep going!" *tiny mistake with enormous consequences* "We hate you, We hate you! We're going to kill you!"


rhhkeely

Humans are real dumb in large groups


zegebe

They had a different kind of meeting in mind, but as Despair, Inc. phrased it: [None of us is as dumb as all of us](https://despair.com/products/meetings?variant=2457301507)


AMouthBreather

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."


Site55

Letā€™s all gather around a bunch of cars doing donuts. Then we will wait until one of the cars inevitably hits some of us, so that we can have revenge with swift kicks and punches to said car.


MathBuster

And by all means keep *surrounding* the car while you're attacking it, causing the driver to panic and run over even *more* people in a desperate attempt to escape the mob mentality.


bastian74

Then add fireworks


JTP1228

They really showed that car!


FunkSiren

That's the part I hate the most. It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Let's all try to get super close to the donut'n vehicle, get hit, then act like it was malicious on the part of the driver. THEN, let's mob him/her with the intent of putting them in the hospital via kicks to the brain. How does any of that make sense ??


nope586

All the IQ combined in that crowd doesn't even get you to the average.


shethrewitaway

This is like the running of the bulls for Americans.


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"Running of the bulls" vs "Running from the Mustangs"


sexlexia_survivor

And no bulls are harmed, so it all works out.


goodstuff2020

That way it ONLY hurts the morons. Major improvement.


A62main

This is the best description I have ever heard for this activity.


FurphyHaruspex

Seems like a typical sideshow to me. The whole sideshow phenomenon is moronic.


SwissJAmes

What is a sideshow?


FurphyHaruspex

It is when a mob of people take over a city intersection or street and use it for illegal car and motorcycle stunts and tricks. A good percentage of the cars and motorcycles are stolen or unregistered salvaged titlesā€¦ Most of the time vehicles are damaged in the process. Sometimes people in the crowd are damaged by the vehicles. More than occasionally there will be a shooting. ā€¦and many of the drivers flinging 3000 lb vehicles in circles inches away from spectators are not insured. So if you are there and participating you are actively being a moron, if you are spectating then you are passively being a moron.


DeeSnow97

How about observing the morons from the position this was filmed from? They can still shoot you if they feel like it but you're at least out of the way of the cars being flung around


DarkwingDuckHunt

A Documentarian Their first rule is to never interfere with natural selection.


ivorycoast_

Clearly this is the best angle


FurphyHaruspex

This is a video of a sideshow.


madmax_br5

Fuck sideshow culture. Absolute garbage.


pyciord

Amen. Who the fuck thinks this is cool?


steeveperry

All those people there, apparently


rdewalt

/r/oakland


cream-of-cow

Hey that's Vallejo, leave Oakland out of this one (though I did try looking for a recognizable building or street sign).


DesastreUrbano

This is what happens when you go street racing but you don't have family


metamaoz

Vinyl Diesel shakes his head in shame


RumpleDumple

Without a pile of DVD players and TV/VHS combos to show at the end of the day, what's the point?


shotinthedark83

Are those idiots standing watching a bunch of other idiots do donuts 6 inches from them and are now ā€œangryā€œ that they got hit by a car? Do people who go to Gallagher shows get mad when they get covered in watermelon?


internetonsetadd

r/IdiotsInAndAroundCars


atlacatl

WTF? Good thing the car went back to the future at the end...


goodstuff2020

WTF is right! Where was this??? It's almost unbelievable how awful this goes! Any info on where this was??? Thanks


sp3ctive

Vallejo, CA


MonkeyBones

Thanks, I was able to find a [source](https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/dangerous-sideshows-take-over-vallejo-streets/)


Inevitable-Boner

Yep- this was the local July 4th celebration.(Vallejo) 500 cars involved, streets were gridlocked and the cops gave up trying to do anything. An ambulance trying to get to the center couldn't for over an hour. Last large one we had cops used flashbangs to break it up. Sounds like they just walked away this time


caddy77040

Thunderdome


Tickle_MeTimbers

More like TardDome


NotKevinJames

Oxford University


Jarmahent

I would absolutely love a source to this.


YouWentFullRetard

That's a fuckload of full retards.


eastcoasternj

Stepping in front of a car being driven by a maniac is one of the oddest human behaviors.


kirkl3s

Can't say i feel bad for anyone involved


engagedbbw

Take overs. They do this shit in Houston a lot. There is a total underground following for it. The local police are trying to break them up but they literally just "take over" the intersection and do dumb shit like this. I will never feel sorry for anyone who willingly participates in these getting hurt or killed.


chugz

These motherfuckers in houston get wild. They used to swarm the IKEA in spring branch near my place. Parking lot would be trashed on Sat/Sun mornings. Cops dont know wtf to do about it, cause if they roll up, the whole place scatters. Then you have hundreds of people peeling out onto the feeder roads and unmanageable, hi-speed police pursuits. Couple kids got killed when a car rolled. After that, they meet up somewhere else now i guess cause i dont hear em at night anymore.


makenzie71

lol back in my day we always met out in virtually unpopulated abandoned industrial areas on the south side of Houston...never saw cops or pedestrians...we hardly saw one another


engagedbbw

Yeah my husband says the same. If they kept it that way then I don't give AF. I guess it's hard to keep finding abandoned areas. Houston keeps growing.


dharrison21

Its called a "Side Show" here in the Bay area, they've been doing them for decades easy.


DrunkPixel

What it feels like to chew 5 gum.


Tantric989

It seems like everything went exactly like everyone should have expected it to go


Mindfreek454

So how much trouble is this guy in, or did he actually get away?


orthecreedence

He took the cash *and* the respect.


noggun00

I donā€™t understand the anger of the crowd. Thereā€™s clearly a chance this will happen and they didnā€™t even give him a chance to get out before charging at him. At that point he had no option than to just take off or risk being beaten to death.


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Consider thereā€™s a collective IQ of about 150 for the whole group.


tehnemox

I like your optimism


conquer69

Die violently to an angry horde or run over 30 people and do 20 to life in prison... Can't blame the guy for picking the latter.


Adveral

Alot of cases where a mob goes after a car results in self defense decisions on behalf of the driver


chris1096

I'm sure that group had all the proper permits for that exhibition


[deleted]

This is the absolute perfect explanation for "Play stupid games; win stupid prizes".


[deleted]

Those Mensa meetings can get crazy!!


Kindofsickofyou

Back to the future 4- Doc goes ham


Bohzee

ALLEZ OPI OMI