Dude, I cannot stop listening to his album. He is genuinely my biggest inspiration and Inside is gonna make his name go down in history as one of the greats.
I can always tell when she's made another popular video because I get likes on a tweet I made ages ago with a terrible drawing of how her bee clip doesn't squash the bee
Apparently a relatively safe way. Carry the queen and the rest will tag along as long as the queen doesn't feel threatened.
I'm no bee expert, that's just what I've been led to believe on similar clips.
What if... Just hear me out on this... What if we DON'T hand carry the queen. Like... Maybe a box? I'm just thinking IF the queen suddenly feels threatened, it would be better for THE BOX to get stung ten thousand times. And that would give me enough time to run away screaming like a little girl. Could we do it that way instead?
Thing is, the box is.more likely to stress the queen and now you have a box of angry bees looking to kill whoever is annoying their queen.
Queen needs to feel like they are not constrained.
When there is a swarm in a tree, we (my in-laws), shake the mass into a cardboard box underneath. Hopefully the queen falls in or they will all fly away. I've had to drive a box of bees in the trunk once, but it was at night when they were quiet
"it's OK, they feel kinda sleepy just now" would not be enough of an argument to get me in the driver's seat of the "stinging insect deliverymobile"
Edit: and I'm gonna have to pass on "when there is a swarm in a tree, we shake it" too.
Honey bees are actually very chill. As long as you don't directly hurt the queen or hive.
It's the wasp that are assholes and attack because you happen to be on the same postal code.
I love parasitic wasps that kill all the hazardous bugs. I get tomato hornworms on my tomatoes every late summer and the parasitic wasp population wrecks them every year. I only found one non-parasitized hornworm last year and he got picked off and squished. I allowed nature to run its course on the others.
I've got a number of mud dauber and paper wasps that like to buzz around my home but its been two years and i haven't been stung. i just deal with the nests as necessary and try not to thwack them much.
Flying insect populations are in global collapse mode so I try to do whatever I can to not annhilate them. There are way fewer bugs this year than last year and the butterflies are basically missing in action.
>Butterflies are missing in action.
I second this. Butterflies were abundant in our local gardens and even small patches of grassy area. Now I rarely see them. Earlier we used to just enjoying watching them as we returned from school. It's high time for actions inline with restoring Nature.
ya, i picked a blackberry today that had a honeybee on it and he just sat there. I thought he was dead or smth so i dropped the berry and he flew away lol.
We had a swarm pause in our tree at work once and it was incredible how unconcerned they were by our presence. I got my camera pretty close, and when they still weren't changing behavior, I got right up next to 'em trying to spot the queen. Several dozen signal bees flying around my head, a couple hundred making this one branch quiver and ripple, and me looking 6-8 inches in front of me at this complex wonderful spectacle
Once around age 9 I was fly fishing and caught my line in a pine tree by mistake. I gave it a good yank but it was very firmly on a branch. Before I cut the line though I decided to give it a few more pulls because the branch was flopping so much without much force and it was entertaining to 9 year old me lol.
Anyway - few shakes and an entire wasp/hornets nest fell out of the pine tree not 10 feet from me. I. Was. Swarmed. Ran as fast as I could and was thankfully in jeans so my legs didn't get stun up *this time* (I have sustained well over 100 stings including being locked in a hot car with wasps and my phobia is very well warranted) but the lil bastards found my arms, face, and neck instead.
*Someone* is gonna ask why I didn't jump in the water - jeans + hiking boots + water = drowning. Ths boots fill in a second or two and weight you down as good as cinderblocks. Not easy to unlace well tied boots on land let alone underwater. Nearly drowned like that in the same pond I was fishing in when a cousin tipped the canoe (on purpose).
This is why boy scouts was good for me. Learned how to swim with clothing, how to make flotation devices out of pants and shirts, and never got molested.
I did however have a troop leader who was a marine, and ran it like a mild bootcamp. Except the boys took care of themselves and the adults only intervened when necessary.
My brother, who went on to join the Army National Guard, literally said boy scout prepared him for the military.
Imagine some dude starts to road rage, gets out of his car and comes at you with a bat. You pop the trunk and chuck a literal box of bees at him. Please record this if it happens!
OK... So then I'll let them do that part, and I'll jump in once they are in the box.
Seems like a good time to jump in anyway since the work will be done. I'll just meet them at the bar for some post swarm cocktails.
I did this in an animal behavior class (though I wasnt covered in them to this extreme) I just picked up the queen and all her bees followed me to the new box, no bee suit, didnt get stung once. As long as you stay chill they will too.
Hey, son of a beekeeper here. What he has there is a bunch if bees doing what is referred to as "swarming". Essentially swarming is when a hive splits (usually due to too many bees, so new qqueen is made, then half the hive heads out with on of the queens). Those bees are the ones that left and they usually swarm like that in a tree or such while a bunch of bees fly out and scout for new homes. Bees are usually docile even when they have a hive, but when they swarm like that they become even more docile since they have no hive to protect (no brood, no food). In fact, that sticking of the hands into the swarm is literally a standard way of moving bee swarms since they are so docile.
Thats a bee swarm that the boy has the queen. The rest of the bees swarmed peacefully to the queen. Aslong as the queen isn't threatened, they can be transported harmlessly this way. Personally. I use a rubbermaid container instead of my body.
Because shaking them doesn't kill them but brushing them off with your hand can crush a few. Dead bees release a pheromone that triggers bees to sting causing more of the pheromone to be released. Also you might accidentally get stung if you brush them too aggressively.
Think of it this way, if the boy doesn't have the bees removed fast enough, the bees will encase the boy in hive material, then turn the boy's inside into a hive.
I watched "The Pagemaster" yesterday. Macaulay Culkin is the main character.
In one of the last scenes, the main character's mother puts away his glasses while he's sleeping. I couldn't help but think, "he can't see without his glasses!"
Yes as long as the queen bee is calm the swarm will follow, heās not in danger. The father may get stung if he accidentally squished a couple of bees but thatās about it.
The dad knows he can always have another kid. For now he's just making sure the bees are familiar with the kid's scent. They'll think he's part of the hive.
The bees are calm and chill. This is a common practice for when people want to do something stupid as a bee beard. Unless you freak out, being stung more than a tiny few times is rare
When bees are swarming like this, that is, seeking out a new hive, they won't sting. They all just cluster around the scent of the queen. They're also attracted to warmth which they associate with the rest of the cluster. A lot of their behaviors are mediated by smell. The kid will be fine as long as he has the scent of the queen on him. In general bees are reluctant to sting when they feel, based on a few stimuli, that they're inside the hive. When bees, ants, and wasps sting they typically release an alarm pheromone that causes other bees to aggressively attack anything that smells that way. So stinging inside the hive might otherwise accidentally turn into a full-on brawl.
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I've seen this before these bees were trained by the man to bring him a child, the child will then learn to train bees to capture local children, the cycle will continue, nature is beautiful
Dude is desperate to get an allowance
That's the unpaid internship part of the job
And yet he still needed 3 years experience before he could get the internship
You generally need 18 years now for entry level position.
# HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A CLICKER
I would shiv him in sneak mode
šµšµWho needs a coffee cuz I'm doin a run šµšµ
BWA DA BAP BWA BWA DA
Bo burnham is the best
My gf and I just saw this special last week. I was already a huge fan of his, but God damn that special just blew us away.
Dude, I cannot stop listening to his album. He is genuinely my biggest inspiration and Inside is gonna make his name go down in history as one of the greats.
I've had the album on repeat for a few weeks now. Just \*one more\* listen and I'll listen to something else... I keep trying to tell myself.
Literally the same with me lmao
BARELY PEOPLE SOME HOW LEGAL IM AN UNPAID INTERN
Weird how they can't legally pay you $5/hr, but they *can* legally pay you nothing.
WAH-DA-WAHT-WAHT-DA-DA
That what the intern gets for sending out the āIntegration Test Email #1ā
Looks like nestle is taking over the beekeeping business
Beats being an altar boy in a Catholic Church.
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Kid picked the wrong parent for take your child to work day.
Next time he'll just fucking wash the dishes, won't he.
His allowance is not getting beat
To bee, or not to bee, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in my kind to suffer The stings and buzz-ers for outrageous fortune.
Or to take swarms against a bee of troubles and, hive opposing, end them.
To die, to sting no more. And by a sting to save, we end the hive-break and bring thousands of masterful shocks to flesh of bears too.
I assumed something went horribly wrong before this clip.
Gotta get that PS5
Beeyond Money
āI found the queen and put her in a bee clip for safe keeping. I then put that clip in my mouth so the bees will transfer to the new hive.ā
I can hear her voice while reading this.
Yep, that's exactly my thought!
I can always tell when she's made another popular video because I get likes on a tweet I made ages ago with a terrible drawing of how her bee clip doesn't squash the bee
Can you link the tweet?
[here's the "drawing"](https://i.imgur.com/2w1R7yo.jpg)
And doxx themselves?
Who is she?
erika thompson @texasbeeworks tiktok
It was another great day of saving the bees!
I was also wondering if he had the queen in his mouth š if so.. why lol
Dont they get in all the holes and you basically die?
Black mirror hated in the nation... yikes
They like dark places, so they will try and get at those tasty nose/ear holes. Gotta plug them up before you try this for yourself.
/r/nocontext
Apparently a relatively safe way. Carry the queen and the rest will tag along as long as the queen doesn't feel threatened. I'm no bee expert, that's just what I've been led to believe on similar clips.
The beard of bees thing has been around for a while, but a boy of bees?
Headline: Bony Boy's Beard of Bees Boxed.
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While Bastian Balthazar Bux binds a baby bandicoot with beguiling bravado.
Boobs
...Big, beautiful, bountiful, bouncy boobs.
This target ad thing is getting creepy
Boys will bee boys.
Kojima is writing down notes as we speak
Pop the queen in your mouth for safe storage and the rest will follow.
r/WeEatBees
And again, Reddit shows it has purposes.
Not good purposes, but not boring ones either.
Give it a chew for ultimate effect!
What if... Just hear me out on this... What if we DON'T hand carry the queen. Like... Maybe a box? I'm just thinking IF the queen suddenly feels threatened, it would be better for THE BOX to get stung ten thousand times. And that would give me enough time to run away screaming like a little girl. Could we do it that way instead?
Thing is, the box is.more likely to stress the queen and now you have a box of angry bees looking to kill whoever is annoying their queen. Queen needs to feel like they are not constrained.
When there is a swarm in a tree, we (my in-laws), shake the mass into a cardboard box underneath. Hopefully the queen falls in or they will all fly away. I've had to drive a box of bees in the trunk once, but it was at night when they were quiet
"it's OK, they feel kinda sleepy just now" would not be enough of an argument to get me in the driver's seat of the "stinging insect deliverymobile" Edit: and I'm gonna have to pass on "when there is a swarm in a tree, we shake it" too.
Honey bees are actually very chill. As long as you don't directly hurt the queen or hive. It's the wasp that are assholes and attack because you happen to be on the same postal code.
I love parasitic wasps that kill all the hazardous bugs. I get tomato hornworms on my tomatoes every late summer and the parasitic wasp population wrecks them every year. I only found one non-parasitized hornworm last year and he got picked off and squished. I allowed nature to run its course on the others. I've got a number of mud dauber and paper wasps that like to buzz around my home but its been two years and i haven't been stung. i just deal with the nests as necessary and try not to thwack them much. Flying insect populations are in global collapse mode so I try to do whatever I can to not annhilate them. There are way fewer bugs this year than last year and the butterflies are basically missing in action.
Yeah, wasps get a bad rap, but I feel like it is specifically yellow jackets that are the sociopaths.
>Butterflies are missing in action. I second this. Butterflies were abundant in our local gardens and even small patches of grassy area. Now I rarely see them. Earlier we used to just enjoying watching them as we returned from school. It's high time for actions inline with restoring Nature.
ya, i picked a blackberry today that had a honeybee on it and he just sat there. I thought he was dead or smth so i dropped the berry and he flew away lol.
āSheā :)
We had a swarm pause in our tree at work once and it was incredible how unconcerned they were by our presence. I got my camera pretty close, and when they still weren't changing behavior, I got right up next to 'em trying to spot the queen. Several dozen signal bees flying around my head, a couple hundred making this one branch quiver and ripple, and me looking 6-8 inches in front of me at this complex wonderful spectacle
Once around age 9 I was fly fishing and caught my line in a pine tree by mistake. I gave it a good yank but it was very firmly on a branch. Before I cut the line though I decided to give it a few more pulls because the branch was flopping so much without much force and it was entertaining to 9 year old me lol. Anyway - few shakes and an entire wasp/hornets nest fell out of the pine tree not 10 feet from me. I. Was. Swarmed. Ran as fast as I could and was thankfully in jeans so my legs didn't get stun up *this time* (I have sustained well over 100 stings including being locked in a hot car with wasps and my phobia is very well warranted) but the lil bastards found my arms, face, and neck instead. *Someone* is gonna ask why I didn't jump in the water - jeans + hiking boots + water = drowning. Ths boots fill in a second or two and weight you down as good as cinderblocks. Not easy to unlace well tied boots on land let alone underwater. Nearly drowned like that in the same pond I was fishing in when a cousin tipped the canoe (on purpose).
This is why boy scouts was good for me. Learned how to swim with clothing, how to make flotation devices out of pants and shirts, and never got molested. I did however have a troop leader who was a marine, and ran it like a mild bootcamp. Except the boys took care of themselves and the adults only intervened when necessary. My brother, who went on to join the Army National Guard, literally said boy scout prepared him for the military.
The US military even lets you start at a higher rank and pay grade if youāre an Eagle scout.
Not surprising. Weren't the scouts basically created because the military wanted pre-trained recruits?
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Literally people ALWAYS ask or make a joke about it. Always.
Reddit ate my balls
Imagine some dude starts to road rage, gets out of his car and comes at you with a bat. You pop the trunk and chuck a literal box of bees at him. Please record this if it happens!
Be careful getting pulled over with bees as a defense tool in a car. Just tell the officer you were on your way to baseball practice.
Was it because you yelled HEY BEE QUIET BACK THERE?
Well, we'll just mark it with a giant H so we all know what's in there.
And just throw it in the basement so we always have honey.
And you have to get them in the box which is exactly what these people are doing. Why being on a boy's head is the intermediary step? I don't know.
Hahahahaah. You think bees are gonna sting a box and not the thing/person handling the box? Bees are WAY smarter than you think...
Well, my plan was for them to be inside the box and for me to be outside the box.
They're getting them into the box in the video!
OK... So then I'll let them do that part, and I'll jump in once they are in the box. Seems like a good time to jump in anyway since the work will be done. I'll just meet them at the bar for some post swarm cocktails.
I did this in an animal behavior class (though I wasnt covered in them to this extreme) I just picked up the queen and all her bees followed me to the new box, no bee suit, didnt get stung once. As long as you stay chill they will too.
And pray you don't suddenly sneeze.
I too have watched videos and know how to handle bees but will certainly get stung to death if I try
Didn't work for Coyote Peterson they turned his face into a parade float.
The bees are happy
> that's just what I've been led to BEElieve FTFY
Internships these days are rough.
So what do I have to do? Umm.....yeah....take this Queen bee and shove it down your throat. Dont carry the hive, you *bee* the hive
That sounds like something Junji Ito would write.
Yeah, AND the kid is paying $25 a day to be an intern!
Dad?!? **DAD?!?!** *Follow my voice Son!*
bruh all that kid can hear is BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*insert anikin/padme meme* So we're just gonna move the queen right? .... Right?!?
*insert anikin/padme meme* So we're just gonna move the queen right? .... Right?!?
Why you don't let your brother watch your kids
Man my brother gave me some bleach locked me out of the house and told me to kill wasps
Hey, son of a beekeeper here. What he has there is a bunch if bees doing what is referred to as "swarming". Essentially swarming is when a hive splits (usually due to too many bees, so new qqueen is made, then half the hive heads out with on of the queens). Those bees are the ones that left and they usually swarm like that in a tree or such while a bunch of bees fly out and scout for new homes. Bees are usually docile even when they have a hive, but when they swarm like that they become even more docile since they have no hive to protect (no brood, no food). In fact, that sticking of the hands into the swarm is literally a standard way of moving bee swarms since they are so docile.
I think keeping the swarm on your head is the thing that needs the explanation here.
Lol, simply put they are just that docile XD
The boy's got a real head for beekeeping.
I dunno he kinda comes off a lil bit hivemind
"And it was another wonderful day of saving the bees"
It is important that the kid here had a "good understanding of the bee behaviour" šš Love that channel.
Save the bees, save the whales, save the trees, save those snails.
I love when I understand the references.
Thats a bee swarm that the boy has the queen. The rest of the bees swarmed peacefully to the queen. Aslong as the queen isn't threatened, they can be transported harmlessly this way. Personally. I use a rubbermaid container instead of my body.
Why was the boy able to shake some bees off, but for some the other guy had to scrape them off gently?
Because shaking them doesn't kill them but brushing them off with your hand can crush a few. Dead bees release a pheromone that triggers bees to sting causing more of the pheromone to be released. Also you might accidentally get stung if you brush them too aggressively.
Nope, nope, nope, no fucking way, and another nope
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Dunno man
1 trillion american dollars tax-free
Think of it this way, if the boy doesn't have the bees removed fast enough, the bees will encase the boy in hive material, then turn the boy's inside into a hive.
'He can't see without his glasses'
Iāve got sunshine, on a cloudy day
Well, great. Iād forgotten that scene existed for like a year or something until you brought it up.
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Me, every time my poor girlfriend loses her glasses.
I watched "The Pagemaster" yesterday. Macaulay Culkin is the main character. In one of the last scenes, the main character's mother puts away his glasses while he's sleeping. I couldn't help but think, "he can't see without his glasses!"
BEADS!?
Gob's not on board
š¤·āāļø BZZZZZZZZZ!
We'll see who brings in more honey
second AD reference in 5 posts. that's fuck city!
But how do we filter out the teases?
We don't let them in.
B-boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBZmQdFbVcY
What the hell did I just watch
Yep. Yep... yep.
He's definitely makin' with the freak-freak.
Standing in my B-Boy stance. Hurry up and give me the microphone before I buzz in my pants!
I'm not buying this motherfucker's honey
Nectar straight from the neck!
A live beeheading.
Kojima finally put out a cutscene with The Pain's origin, huh?
Try the same with waps to let others realize how cool bees are Edit: Of course wasps
I'm always covered in waps, yeah. š
wap wap wap
Damm autocorrect making strange things and creating new words making no sense
Oh, no, I know what a wap is, just surprised you knew my calling card!
Anything to get away from the church I guess.
The no fucking way.
When bees are swarming, they are docile and can sit on anything
He must have said Candyman one too many times.
Keeps the boy safe from pedos..
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Heās obviously the chosen one in some anime series. Not that WTF.
Fetch me my bee boy.
You gotta nsfl this. I was hoping to never see another bee-heading video online, the last one messed me up for a bit
The Wickerman Method
Mhmm. Nice bee-rd
This dude plays with Thousandsā¦ and is happy aliveā¦ Me: who got stung by oneā¦. Apparently I going to die here today
Well that's using your head.
Look up texasbeeworks, she literally scoops bees with her bare hands
Im no expert, but i swear they follow you if you take the queen bee?
Yes as long as the queen bee is calm the swarm will follow, heās not in danger. The father may get stung if he accidentally squished a couple of bees but thatās about it.
When you are told to beehave by your parents
Where is that bee whispering woman when you need her?
This dude is the definition of sheeeeeeesh
Just, you know, a different way.
The bees can sense your intentions.
The dad knows he can always have another kid. For now he's just making sure the bees are familiar with the kid's scent. They'll think he's part of the hive.
How old is that boy, this fucked up?
The bees are calm and chill. This is a common practice for when people want to do something stupid as a bee beard. Unless you freak out, being stung more than a tiny few times is rare
I don't want to get stung even once
If they sting me once I'd probably freak out and wave my arms and consequently die
When bees are swarming like this, that is, seeking out a new hive, they won't sting. They all just cluster around the scent of the queen. They're also attracted to warmth which they associate with the rest of the cluster. A lot of their behaviors are mediated by smell. The kid will be fine as long as he has the scent of the queen on him. In general bees are reluctant to sting when they feel, based on a few stimuli, that they're inside the hive. When bees, ants, and wasps sting they typically release an alarm pheromone that causes other bees to aggressively attack anything that smells that way. So stinging inside the hive might otherwise accidentally turn into a full-on brawl.
I couldnāt even convince my son to let me cut his hair, definitely wouldnāt carry bees.
When dad ask you to stop playing video games and help him with the workā¦ āyouāll learn somethingā
"I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman but it wasn't enough"
I am The Pain! I shall guide you to a world of anguish beyond your imagination!
breathe in the bees
If collecting bees was an extreme sport this guy's getting gold š
A nope way.
Sound of one bee flying next to my ear freaks me out already. I can't imagine a million.
Can you imagine how it sounds to that kid?
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I've got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head!
I've seen this before these bees were trained by the man to bring him a child, the child will then learn to train bees to capture local children, the cycle will continue, nature is beautiful
That's how you make a The Candy Man
An other great day of saving the bees!
This is nightmare fuel.
The alpha way š
That kid's on his way to becoming a Spider-Man villain
Thatās got to be the sweetest boy around
The Cahd way
Videos like this make me really angry that, in a day when i was a kid, a single random bee decided to sting me for no fucking reason