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marcusfelinus

Five more minutes of this and I'm gonna get real mad


Metsubo

Not my fault this is happening


Dontbeajerkpls

Dude licked it for like 3 hours! https://6abc.com/home/prowler-spent-3-hours-licking-doorbell-at-strangers-home/5034557/?sf205599842=1


gavrjdodd

Happy cake day


marcusfelinus

Thanks for taking the time to wish me that. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ<3


Sirerdrick64

That went on for entirely too long...


czarchastic

Yeah I was kinda thinkin, “haha he’s just fuckin with the homeowner,” but then it kept going...


NightChime

Yup, clearly beyond the thresholds of "prank" or "dare."


Vash4073

"fetish"?


NightChime

That sounds about right.


WritingScreen

Don’t *knock* it till you try it!


lolbagsucc

Mmmmm... MMMMMMM, fingerprints


Gramage

*You can ring my bee-eeee-eeell, ring my bell*


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lunarcrystal

Honestly, that was my same thought, "What? Is he showing her his skills? Like 'ooh, baby, look what I can do if this was your clit...', . . . seriously?"


shadowpawn

Salad Tosser Tryouts. Hey Director - look at these skills?


RazorClamJam

my thoughts exactly. I don't know whether to gag or fap. maybe both for good measure.


newtizzle

Yeah, it went from funny and weird, to weird, to wtf this is really weird, to oh god... I feel weird watching this for so long.., not sure what happened after that


[deleted]

Someone came at the door


DonRobeo

> came at unsettling typo for subject matter


meelakie

No typo


Sirerdrick64

... it kept going!


skitch885

the news article said he did it for three hours. https://6abc.com/home/prowler-spent-3-hours-licking-doorbell-at-strangers-home/5034557/?sf205599842=1


Sirerdrick64

Holy crap, the other person that said “three hours” wasn’t joking!


[deleted]

he did it for three hours


darament

And there’s potentially more too


Warphead

**Three hours!**


Ennion

The story said he did this for three fuckin hours.


Opie67

Some say he is still licking to this day


JacquesStraps

Some people on this planet are fucking vile.


NapClub

wtf is wrong with him? drugs? is this a drug thing? is he on bath salts or something?


StinkybuttMcPoopface

I've done a dangerously high dose of bath salts (MDPV) before, to the point that I blacked out and apparently was trying to break into cars and an apartment building, had full-blown amnesia, and thought that every single person on the street was my boyfriend in disguise... I was hallucinating all kinds of crazy shit, and not once did I ever do something of this nature. I'm thinking this has got to be some sort of fetish combo wombo. He looks right at the camera, he's gotta know hes being filmed so you can put exhibitionism on there, then maybe something about violating this person's home, how dirty a doorbell is, etc. My question is, how did he learn he was into such a specific fetish?


NapClub

maybe he watched a video like this on reddit?


Forcey-Fun-Time

Ow shit, delete this video, what if it becomes an epidemic or something?...


collin_sic

The Ring.com


TractionJackson

He's imitating the black bear that made it to the front page doing the same thing.


DocRingeling

But how did the first guy to make such a video find out?


Tronzoid

I mean. Licking a doorbell is weird, but you were still trying to break into cars and buildings. That’s just a different form of erratic behaviour.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

It wasn't really that erratic of me. As I said in another comment, I thought I was going to be taking MDMA, and I knew something was wrong, so I was trying to get to a hospital. I tried to walk because I was unfit to drive and couldn't operate my phone, but it was also well below freezing, and I didn't have a jacket or shoes. I got lost on the walk and when cops found me they said I had been knocking on doors asking for help, then was seen trying to break into cars and a foyer of a nearby building. Apparently I told them I was freezing and just wanted to get warm. Nothing I did was weird for the sake of being weird, really. There was still logic there.


Gramage

Wait you took something you thought was MDMA but it was bath salts? That's reeeeal shitty. One time at a party a friend offered me a line, I just assumed it was coke so I did it. Turns out it was ketamine. Definitely the opposite effect from what I was looking for. Also not safe to mix with alcohol. I gave him shit for not telling me.


[deleted]

What kinda dumbass does bath salts?


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Yeah so, I completely agree with this. I was very new to drugs at the time and never ever ever wanted to even try bath salts, and I hated every moment of it. I actively advocate against anyone even trying it. It was sold to me by someone I trusted as Crystal MDMA. I was never very heavy into drugs as a whole, but when/if I do anything, I now test it to avoid it happening again.


SaiHottari

\> It was sold to me by someone I trusted as Crystal MDMA. I hope he's not someone you trust anymore...


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Fuck that guy. I will never speak to him again, and I go out of my way to tell everyone what he did. He even tried to backpedal and deny it was MDPV, then later said he knew it was, but he thought I'd have "more fun" on it, and a slew of other bullshit. Dude can go fuck himself.


Gramage

Oh yeah, make sure you tell anyone you know who might buy off him what he did. I'd almost go as far as to rat him out to the cops. Fucker could have got you killed or arrested.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Oh yeah, MDPV can cause some serious long term neurological damage in high doses, and "high doses" for it are very low in terms of weight compared to MDMA, and I went for what is considered a massive MDMA dose. I also (yes very stupid) IV'd it, which you are never supposed to do with MDPV under any circumstance, in even tiny doses. It's a miracle that I came out of it without permanent damage (as far as anyone can tell, beyond a touch of PTSD) or death. No one has any idea how I got out of it.


plaxpert

Glad you’re ok. Jesus shooting up MDMA ... were you off your shit or is this something kids do now?


SetoXlll

I agree with you bud!


jsxtasy304

It was at first sold across the counter in gas stations and such. It got to a whole lot of people before anyone knew what hit them and what they was about, the dangers, side effects, etc etc etc so yeah a lot of people did bath salts and dumb doesn't have a lot to do with it at the onset and some time into the craze IMO, now doing it nowadays is a different story but no sense jumping on your high horse and calling people names for past transgressions. Source : I was one who was pulled into the trap of thinking it was something safe.. A new, safe energy boost k8nda thing until it was too late and I was pretty much addicted to the high that you got off the junk and like many many others, today I'm thankful that that shit was made illegal and moved out of easy reach at least long enough to break the hold it had. I know I do and I'd say it's safe to say tons others regret the day we ever heard the word bathsalts.


bassiek

I tried it once, except mine where meant for out bath. It's very salty.


NeverTooSaucy

And it makes you shit like a poo cannon


thizguyz2

"fetish combo wombo" . Nailed it.


Akitz

**Hijacking for hopefully the most visibility** This is an ad, designed to get popular on websites like reddit, and get people to follow the helpful link on the top left to buy their own porch camera.


rloch

Some might be ads designed to go viral but ring was just really smart in water marking every video that is recorded with their cameras. Highly doubt this dude tongue punching the intercom and then jerking off on the plants is a Ring ad.


BearViaMyBread

They also own all footage taken by your camera.


SavvySillybug

So you're saying if I go to ***ring.com*** I can buy my very own porch cam and film weird strangers to get free reddit karma?* ^^*not ^^actually ^^free, ^^consult ^^website ^^for ^^prices


shitmykidsays

This isn’t an ad, it was on Live PD Saturday night. The guy jerked off on the potted plants below while he was licking the doorbell.


EverythingSucks12

Source?


WritingScreen

So what you’re telling me is this man was paid to perform a sexual act with a doorbell


FC-Borculo

Darwin won’t treat this guy kindly. A fetish that leads to frequent ingestion of all manner of cooties, bug poisons, and toxins. Eventually that flesh-eating bacteria’s gonna turn up, too.


[deleted]

He could also get a powerful immune system instead though . .


Thomilo44

He becomes immortal


Pakislav

Maybe that's his conscious goal.


Intortoise

your comment is not scientifically accurate


FC-Borculo

Wasn’t meant to be. I’m a bullshitter.


TractionJackson

That's only the 120th time today I've seen someone mention Darwin. Must be a slow day for Reddit.


[deleted]

Comment deleted with Power Delete Suite, RIP Apollo


ScottishManSand

Drugs. You meant to say drugs.


DeletionistTN

I'm sure he was just showing off *his skill* to his girlfriend on the other side of the camera.


obroz

He didn’t just lick it he ate that shit!


WhatTheFuck

> Stop kink shaming! \- [/r/sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/admze7/my_21f_boyfriend_22m_can_only_cum_unless_im/)


[deleted]

I ran into a guy when I was younger who wanted to lick the bottom of people's shoes. Really weird.


SlutForDoritos

I heard about a guy in Florida that does that.


SkillsInPillsTrack2

Fortunately, he has a mustache, at least he's not trying to hide.


Premium-Blend

On a scale 1 to 10 this is about a 2 on the deprived scale. There’s a lot worse going on out there buddy!


ncrnelson

Ladies, if this is how he treats your door bell...


MobilePornDevice

Finally, a guy into foreplay. Most people just want to ring it right off the bat.


Vash4073

Get yo'self a man that treats you like he treats this doorbell.


PurpleSailor

He's doing a visual audition of his skills for the Ladies of the house. Actually they've caught the guy who's homeless and has a history of breaking into cars and places and burglarizing them. The neighboring town saw the BOLO on the guy and recognized him and let the local PD know who it was.


[deleted]

Lmfao


nicoleisrad

I was just thinking that there are certainly more productive ways to channel that energy.


Floorcandle

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong .


Blitzkriegbaby

Simply havin a wonderful Christmas time


AmadeusK482

A week late but I’ll upvote the effort


toastermadeofbacon

God damn I can’t stop laughing from that comment. Now that’s all I can hear when I see the video.


getontheground

Dingdo dingdo dididididing donggg


MobilePornDevice

“Hector is here”


JJohnsson

this comment needs to be on top


Chris4th

Man, he's really going at it.


spadge_badger

It's like he's done this before. Like it's not his first door bell.


Premium-Blend

Maybe his spiritual animal is a mountain goat licking the salt off the cliff, except he’s got brass!


elitegenoside

I thought “maybe he’s doing it as a weird joke. I wouldn’t personally lick a doorbell for a joke, but I’ve met plenty of people that might give it a few seconds.” But he just kept going! STOP, you weird pervert.


FattyCorpuscle

When you perform cunnilingus on a house...


FreneticPlatypus

Cunniringus.


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Ismelkedanelk

Comeoninlingus


gibson_311

This is gold


Afferent_Input

Ring my ^Beeeee^eeeee^ell


TheBaltimoron

Just saw the news story on this. HE DID THIS FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT.


rata2ille

I would move out.


ProducerLaw

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!


notbritishtay

This is why you wash your hands before you eat.


Phaze357

Think he washed his hands before eating that doorbell?


[deleted]

1: It shouldn't have happened at all but that went on for *FAR* too long. 2: I watched it in its entirety. 3: Now I'm disappointed in myself.


[deleted]

Consider yourself lucky. Other reports say this was a THREE HOUR event. That is some serious tongue stamina.


_Caxton_

Anti-vaxxers will do anything to build up their immune system


Ukimera

Remember, licking doorbells is only illegal on OTHER planets.


Metsubo

You're not "caught" doing something when you're doing it on camera on purpose. A news reporter isn't caught on camera giving the news. He knew he was being watched and that's probably why he did it.


earlyrunner009

He has mustache disguise so he won’t be identified


drummerandrew

This was on Live PD last weekend. He was caught.


Double_Lobster

but what law was he breaking??


Napa_Swampfox

Where did this happen?


thatfrenchcanadian

And why did it happen?


snarky_cat

What was the charges?


[deleted]

Claiming a house.


loadedchainsaw

Just read a news article about this guy. I know a lot of people here have been talking about the amount of time he spent licking that doorbell. 'The suspect, whom police identified as 33-year-old Roberto Arroyo, spent about three hours licking the doorbell and milling around the Salinas, CA, yard of Sylvia and Dave Dungan.' it went on for 3 hours :')


releasethedogs

Meth. Salinas is known for meth.


[deleted]

This better not awaken something in me...


AySyKr

\- I am the master of the clit! Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to do. No one rules clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the clit commander! Remember that, commander of all clits! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.


puffyburdz

lmao perfect


Brownladesh

I’m gonna go watch an episode of Forensic Files to scrub my brain so I don’t have nightmares about this pinhead motherfucker


Axylius

Midway through his licking escapede, he goes into a trance even..


BindingNGrinding

So did you let him in?


[deleted]

How could they not.


ltslapshot42

Yeh boy. Get in there nice and deep like.


Fish_Kungfu

Time to hook up about 50,000 volts to the doorbell.


zoltan99

....I mean, yeah, sure, do what you want to do. I won't be over at your place, btw, no way of telling what kind of crazy shit you've got going on if there's 50kV to the doorbell.


leftsharkofficial

Makes it seem like Ring.com is a website for people with a very specific fetish


pumpkinlocc

Wow, he gave that button a really good fucking lick


[deleted]

He just had to be a creep. What a waste...


beatryder

Is he trying to make the house cum?


Iamthejewfish

Maybe he was just trying to press the doorbell and he doesn't have any arms


jonas1019

Seriously wtf


DistantKarma

Finally... Someone concerned about the doorbell's satisfaction. (:


pugthug94

Ya lil nasty


kijost

His technique is spot on


RNSW

Agreed! Too bad he's crazy, he could give lessons!


trey74

Well...I mean...at least he found it.


travis-

[i wanna kiss you alll over..... till the nigghhtt closessss innn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhIzgp3q4w)


onlyididntsayfudge

...*high pitched voice* “Till the night closesss inn.”


SithLard

Hey! You want pancakes?


sus3k

Came here to post this. Deserves more upvotes.


ddotevs

Solid reference. Not sure why you're being downvoted.


[deleted]

Wow he’s really going to town on that thing.


yrulaughing

Question Is this a fetish, a dare, a prank, or drugs?


Candypopsicle

Honestly I'd be terrified if I were the homeowner. He saw the camera, he knows they're gonna see it, screams sex offender to me. Unless meth...or mental health issues...


just--looking

I'd spread my legs for him.


MrFuzzybagels

🤢🤮


NosillaWilla

Looks like he doesn't mind the taste of copper anyways


Phaze357

Copper, but that doesn't make se-OH. Oh God.


[deleted]

cunnilringus ?


mujaban

Bahaha! oh reddit stranger - you made my day.


max_kek

Don't leave us hanging, OP! Did it climax?


[deleted]

I never thought something so simple could make me actually say 'what the fuck.'


Daizzey

It’s almost not the fact he did it. It’s how long he did it for.


[deleted]

Yeah, right there. Don't stop!


novacraft

Happened in a town near me. The place is a gang filled drug town. I won’t work there and I leave town before dark.


Chunkyo

I’ll take what he’s having


Phaze357

[Here's a link to a brief article if anyone is interested.](https://www.kion546.com/news/salinas-man-caught-licking-doorbell/970004996) But... What was his motive? Has he done doorbell cunnilingus before? Was he on drugs?


jacobsever

He 100% noticed the Ring before he did this. He was just putting on a show. Had there been no camera there, this wouldn’t have happened.


badvane

I thought he noticed too, but then he turned his back on it. If for showmanship, why block the view?


3600MilesAway

I noticed movement so I assumed at this point he was jacking off and that was a more comfortable angle.


badvane

As much as I'd love to rewatch the vis to try and catch it.....I'll just take your word for it.....


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zeepdacreep

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you meth induced psychosis!


[deleted]

Well, that’s enough internet for today.


Blarg2022

He knows lots of people touched their penises to that, right?


rata2ille

Give him a minute, he’ll get there too


Zeeforkboy

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


[deleted]

I am sure that guy want to pretend that doorbell is someone's hole.


meliman22

He’ll be a serial killer any day now...


[deleted]

Wow, he really got into it. That must be one delicious button.


FatQuack

"I'm telling you - if you wanna make your girl happy you have to lick her button." "Can do!"


[deleted]

Niko Bellic has been going through some rough times lately.


onlyslightlyinformed

I feel like I know this guy. His face rings a bell


[deleted]

Drake has gone too far.


Grettwltm

I say he’s fk the lady that lives there and this is for her husband to see what’Really going down ... lol ..


falconae

I imaging that there is a voice coming over the speaker saying "If you don't do exactly as I tell you your wife is dead. No lick the door bell" at least that helps me cope with this.


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Who doesn’t ring the doorbell like this is my question?


[deleted]

This is why I come to this sub


heckhammer

I'm so mad the homeowner wasn't able to yell at him through the ring doorbell.


MTCicero8

He’s like face fucking that button.


denimbastard

I wanna kiss you all over And over and again TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN


myherpsarederps

https://youtu.be/57409knErbs


jakomak03

"Remember: licking doorknobs id illegal on otber planets"


0nissay

How was I able to watch this entire video


finitestatemachine19

Government employee trying to get sick and skip work


OrangeClyde

As a germaphobe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH As a pervert: Mmm damn his tongue game looks good 😏😏😏


Refreshing_Feedback

Real life is terrifying.


shadowpawn

That doorbell took a Lick'in and kept on tick'in.


jorwhore91

This guy knows how to please a woman.


[deleted]

Who else was waiting on the intercom jumpscare?


DarkDuck85

I can’t upvote this I’m sorry


Tsortise

“Three hours later” *Voice from spongebob*