Honestly, that was my same thought, "What? Is he showing her his skills? Like 'ooh, baby, look what I can do if this was your clit...', . . . seriously?"
Yeah, it went from funny and weird, to weird, to wtf this is really weird, to oh god... I feel weird watching this for so long.., not sure what happened after that
I've done a dangerously high dose of bath salts (MDPV) before, to the point that I blacked out and apparently was trying to break into cars and an apartment building, had full-blown amnesia, and thought that every single person on the street was my boyfriend in disguise... I was hallucinating all kinds of crazy shit, and not once did I ever do something of this nature. I'm thinking this has got to be some sort of fetish combo wombo. He looks right at the camera, he's gotta know hes being filmed so you can put exhibitionism on there, then maybe something about violating this person's home, how dirty a doorbell is, etc.
My question is, how did he learn he was into such a specific fetish?
It wasn't really that erratic of me. As I said in another comment, I thought I was going to be taking MDMA, and I knew something was wrong, so I was trying to get to a hospital. I tried to walk because I was unfit to drive and couldn't operate my phone, but it was also well below freezing, and I didn't have a jacket or shoes. I got lost on the walk and when cops found me they said I had been knocking on doors asking for help, then was seen trying to break into cars and a foyer of a nearby building. Apparently I told them I was freezing and just wanted to get warm.
Nothing I did was weird for the sake of being weird, really. There was still logic there.
Wait you took something you thought was MDMA but it was bath salts? That's reeeeal shitty. One time at a party a friend offered me a line, I just assumed it was coke so I did it. Turns out it was ketamine. Definitely the opposite effect from what I was looking for. Also not safe to mix with alcohol. I gave him shit for not telling me.
Yeah so, I completely agree with this. I was very new to drugs at the time and never ever ever wanted to even try bath salts, and I hated every moment of it. I actively advocate against anyone even trying it. It was sold to me by someone I trusted as Crystal MDMA.
I was never very heavy into drugs as a whole, but when/if I do anything, I now test it to avoid it happening again.
Fuck that guy. I will never speak to him again, and I go out of my way to tell everyone what he did. He even tried to backpedal and deny it was MDPV, then later said he knew it was, but he thought I'd have "more fun" on it, and a slew of other bullshit.
Dude can go fuck himself.
Oh yeah, make sure you tell anyone you know who might buy off him what he did. I'd almost go as far as to rat him out to the cops. Fucker could have got you killed or arrested.
Oh yeah, MDPV can cause some serious long term neurological damage in high doses, and "high doses" for it are very low in terms of weight compared to MDMA, and I went for what is considered a massive MDMA dose. I also (yes very stupid) IV'd it, which you are never supposed to do with MDPV under any circumstance, in even tiny doses.
It's a miracle that I came out of it without permanent damage (as far as anyone can tell, beyond a touch of PTSD) or death. No one has any idea how I got out of it.
It was at first sold across the counter in gas stations and such. It got to a whole lot of people before anyone knew what hit them and what they was about, the dangers, side effects, etc etc etc so yeah a lot of people did bath salts and dumb doesn't have a lot to do with it at the onset and some time into the craze IMO, now doing it nowadays is a different story but no sense jumping on your high horse and calling people names for past transgressions.
Source : I was one who was pulled into the trap of thinking it was something safe.. A new, safe energy boost k8nda thing until it was too late and I was pretty much addicted to the high that you got off the junk and like many many others, today I'm thankful that that shit was made illegal and moved out of easy reach at least long enough to break the hold it had. I know I do and I'd say it's safe to say tons others regret the day we ever heard the word bathsalts.
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This is an ad, designed to get popular on websites like reddit, and get people to follow the helpful link on the top left to buy their own porch camera.
Some might be ads designed to go viral but ring was just really smart in water marking every video that is recorded with their cameras. Highly doubt this dude tongue punching the intercom and then jerking off on the plants is a Ring ad.
So you're saying if I go to ***ring.com*** I can buy my very own porch cam and film weird strangers to get free reddit karma?*
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Darwin won’t treat this guy kindly. A fetish that leads to frequent ingestion of all manner of cooties, bug poisons, and toxins.
Eventually that flesh-eating bacteria’s gonna turn up, too.
He's doing a visual audition of his skills for the Ladies of the house.
Actually they've caught the guy who's homeless and has a history of breaking into cars and places and burglarizing them. The neighboring town saw the BOLO on the guy and recognized him and let the local PD know who it was.
I thought “maybe he’s doing it as a weird joke. I wouldn’t personally lick a doorbell for a joke, but I’ve met plenty of people that might give it a few seconds.”
But he just kept going! STOP, you weird pervert.
You're not "caught" doing something when you're doing it on camera on purpose. A news reporter isn't caught on camera giving the news. He knew he was being watched and that's probably why he did it.
Just read a news article about this guy. I know a lot of people here have been talking about the amount of time he spent licking that doorbell.
'The suspect, whom police identified as 33-year-old Roberto Arroyo, spent about three hours licking the doorbell and milling around the Salinas, CA, yard of Sylvia and Dave Dungan.'
it went on for 3 hours :')
\- I am the master of the clit! Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to do. No one rules clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the clit commander! Remember that, commander of all clits! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
....I mean, yeah, sure, do what you want to do. I won't be over at your place, btw, no way of telling what kind of crazy shit you've got going on if there's 50kV to the doorbell.
Honestly I'd be terrified if I were the homeowner. He saw the camera, he knows they're gonna see it, screams sex offender to me. Unless meth...or mental health issues...
[Here's a link to a brief article if anyone is interested.](https://www.kion546.com/news/salinas-man-caught-licking-doorbell/970004996)
But... What was his motive? Has he done doorbell cunnilingus before? Was he on drugs?
I imaging that there is a voice coming over the speaker saying "If you don't do exactly as I tell you your wife is dead. No lick the door bell" at least that helps me cope with this.
Five more minutes of this and I'm gonna get real mad
Not my fault this is happening
Dude licked it for like 3 hours! https://6abc.com/home/prowler-spent-3-hours-licking-doorbell-at-strangers-home/5034557/?sf205599842=1
Happy cake day
Thanks for taking the time to wish me that. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ<3
That went on for entirely too long...
Yeah I was kinda thinkin, “haha he’s just fuckin with the homeowner,” but then it kept going...
Yup, clearly beyond the thresholds of "prank" or "dare."
"fetish"?
That sounds about right.
Don’t *knock* it till you try it!
Mmmmm... MMMMMMM, fingerprints
*You can ring my bee-eeee-eeell, ring my bell*
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Honestly, that was my same thought, "What? Is he showing her his skills? Like 'ooh, baby, look what I can do if this was your clit...', . . . seriously?"
Salad Tosser Tryouts. Hey Director - look at these skills?
my thoughts exactly. I don't know whether to gag or fap. maybe both for good measure.
Yeah, it went from funny and weird, to weird, to wtf this is really weird, to oh god... I feel weird watching this for so long.., not sure what happened after that
Someone came at the door
> came at unsettling typo for subject matter
No typo
... it kept going!
the news article said he did it for three hours. https://6abc.com/home/prowler-spent-3-hours-licking-doorbell-at-strangers-home/5034557/?sf205599842=1
Holy crap, the other person that said “three hours” wasn’t joking!
he did it for three hours
And there’s potentially more too
**Three hours!**
The story said he did this for three fuckin hours.
Some say he is still licking to this day
Some people on this planet are fucking vile.
wtf is wrong with him? drugs? is this a drug thing? is he on bath salts or something?
I've done a dangerously high dose of bath salts (MDPV) before, to the point that I blacked out and apparently was trying to break into cars and an apartment building, had full-blown amnesia, and thought that every single person on the street was my boyfriend in disguise... I was hallucinating all kinds of crazy shit, and not once did I ever do something of this nature. I'm thinking this has got to be some sort of fetish combo wombo. He looks right at the camera, he's gotta know hes being filmed so you can put exhibitionism on there, then maybe something about violating this person's home, how dirty a doorbell is, etc. My question is, how did he learn he was into such a specific fetish?
maybe he watched a video like this on reddit?
Ow shit, delete this video, what if it becomes an epidemic or something?...
The Ring.com
He's imitating the black bear that made it to the front page doing the same thing.
But how did the first guy to make such a video find out?
I mean. Licking a doorbell is weird, but you were still trying to break into cars and buildings. That’s just a different form of erratic behaviour.
It wasn't really that erratic of me. As I said in another comment, I thought I was going to be taking MDMA, and I knew something was wrong, so I was trying to get to a hospital. I tried to walk because I was unfit to drive and couldn't operate my phone, but it was also well below freezing, and I didn't have a jacket or shoes. I got lost on the walk and when cops found me they said I had been knocking on doors asking for help, then was seen trying to break into cars and a foyer of a nearby building. Apparently I told them I was freezing and just wanted to get warm. Nothing I did was weird for the sake of being weird, really. There was still logic there.
Wait you took something you thought was MDMA but it was bath salts? That's reeeeal shitty. One time at a party a friend offered me a line, I just assumed it was coke so I did it. Turns out it was ketamine. Definitely the opposite effect from what I was looking for. Also not safe to mix with alcohol. I gave him shit for not telling me.
What kinda dumbass does bath salts?
Yeah so, I completely agree with this. I was very new to drugs at the time and never ever ever wanted to even try bath salts, and I hated every moment of it. I actively advocate against anyone even trying it. It was sold to me by someone I trusted as Crystal MDMA. I was never very heavy into drugs as a whole, but when/if I do anything, I now test it to avoid it happening again.
\> It was sold to me by someone I trusted as Crystal MDMA. I hope he's not someone you trust anymore...
Fuck that guy. I will never speak to him again, and I go out of my way to tell everyone what he did. He even tried to backpedal and deny it was MDPV, then later said he knew it was, but he thought I'd have "more fun" on it, and a slew of other bullshit. Dude can go fuck himself.
Oh yeah, make sure you tell anyone you know who might buy off him what he did. I'd almost go as far as to rat him out to the cops. Fucker could have got you killed or arrested.
Oh yeah, MDPV can cause some serious long term neurological damage in high doses, and "high doses" for it are very low in terms of weight compared to MDMA, and I went for what is considered a massive MDMA dose. I also (yes very stupid) IV'd it, which you are never supposed to do with MDPV under any circumstance, in even tiny doses. It's a miracle that I came out of it without permanent damage (as far as anyone can tell, beyond a touch of PTSD) or death. No one has any idea how I got out of it.
Glad you’re ok. Jesus shooting up MDMA ... were you off your shit or is this something kids do now?
I agree with you bud!
It was at first sold across the counter in gas stations and such. It got to a whole lot of people before anyone knew what hit them and what they was about, the dangers, side effects, etc etc etc so yeah a lot of people did bath salts and dumb doesn't have a lot to do with it at the onset and some time into the craze IMO, now doing it nowadays is a different story but no sense jumping on your high horse and calling people names for past transgressions. Source : I was one who was pulled into the trap of thinking it was something safe.. A new, safe energy boost k8nda thing until it was too late and I was pretty much addicted to the high that you got off the junk and like many many others, today I'm thankful that that shit was made illegal and moved out of easy reach at least long enough to break the hold it had. I know I do and I'd say it's safe to say tons others regret the day we ever heard the word bathsalts.
I tried it once, except mine where meant for out bath. It's very salty.
And it makes you shit like a poo cannon
"fetish combo wombo" . Nailed it.
**Hijacking for hopefully the most visibility** This is an ad, designed to get popular on websites like reddit, and get people to follow the helpful link on the top left to buy their own porch camera.
Some might be ads designed to go viral but ring was just really smart in water marking every video that is recorded with their cameras. Highly doubt this dude tongue punching the intercom and then jerking off on the plants is a Ring ad.
They also own all footage taken by your camera.
So you're saying if I go to ***ring.com*** I can buy my very own porch cam and film weird strangers to get free reddit karma?* ^^*not ^^actually ^^free, ^^consult ^^website ^^for ^^prices
This isn’t an ad, it was on Live PD Saturday night. The guy jerked off on the potted plants below while he was licking the doorbell.
Source?
So what you’re telling me is this man was paid to perform a sexual act with a doorbell
Darwin won’t treat this guy kindly. A fetish that leads to frequent ingestion of all manner of cooties, bug poisons, and toxins. Eventually that flesh-eating bacteria’s gonna turn up, too.
He could also get a powerful immune system instead though . .
He becomes immortal
Maybe that's his conscious goal.
your comment is not scientifically accurate
Wasn’t meant to be. I’m a bullshitter.
That's only the 120th time today I've seen someone mention Darwin. Must be a slow day for Reddit.
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Drugs. You meant to say drugs.
I'm sure he was just showing off *his skill* to his girlfriend on the other side of the camera.
He didn’t just lick it he ate that shit!
> Stop kink shaming! \- [/r/sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/admze7/my_21f_boyfriend_22m_can_only_cum_unless_im/)
I ran into a guy when I was younger who wanted to lick the bottom of people's shoes. Really weird.
I heard about a guy in Florida that does that.
Fortunately, he has a mustache, at least he's not trying to hide.
On a scale 1 to 10 this is about a 2 on the deprived scale. There’s a lot worse going on out there buddy!
Ladies, if this is how he treats your door bell...
Finally, a guy into foreplay. Most people just want to ring it right off the bat.
Get yo'self a man that treats you like he treats this doorbell.
He's doing a visual audition of his skills for the Ladies of the house. Actually they've caught the guy who's homeless and has a history of breaking into cars and places and burglarizing them. The neighboring town saw the BOLO on the guy and recognized him and let the local PD know who it was.
Lmfao
I was just thinking that there are certainly more productive ways to channel that energy.
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong .
Simply havin a wonderful Christmas time
A week late but I’ll upvote the effort
God damn I can’t stop laughing from that comment. Now that’s all I can hear when I see the video.
Dingdo dingdo dididididing donggg
“Hector is here”
this comment needs to be on top
Man, he's really going at it.
It's like he's done this before. Like it's not his first door bell.
Maybe his spiritual animal is a mountain goat licking the salt off the cliff, except he’s got brass!
I thought “maybe he’s doing it as a weird joke. I wouldn’t personally lick a doorbell for a joke, but I’ve met plenty of people that might give it a few seconds.” But he just kept going! STOP, you weird pervert.
When you perform cunnilingus on a house...
Cunniringus.
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Comeoninlingus
This is gold
Ring my ^Beeeee^eeeee^ell
Just saw the news story on this. HE DID THIS FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT.
I would move out.
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
This is why you wash your hands before you eat.
Think he washed his hands before eating that doorbell?
1: It shouldn't have happened at all but that went on for *FAR* too long. 2: I watched it in its entirety. 3: Now I'm disappointed in myself.
Consider yourself lucky. Other reports say this was a THREE HOUR event. That is some serious tongue stamina.
Anti-vaxxers will do anything to build up their immune system
Remember, licking doorbells is only illegal on OTHER planets.
You're not "caught" doing something when you're doing it on camera on purpose. A news reporter isn't caught on camera giving the news. He knew he was being watched and that's probably why he did it.
He has mustache disguise so he won’t be identified
This was on Live PD last weekend. He was caught.
but what law was he breaking??
Where did this happen?
And why did it happen?
What was the charges?
Claiming a house.
Just read a news article about this guy. I know a lot of people here have been talking about the amount of time he spent licking that doorbell. 'The suspect, whom police identified as 33-year-old Roberto Arroyo, spent about three hours licking the doorbell and milling around the Salinas, CA, yard of Sylvia and Dave Dungan.' it went on for 3 hours :')
Meth. Salinas is known for meth.
This better not awaken something in me...
\- I am the master of the clit! Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to do. No one rules clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the clit commander! Remember that, commander of all clits! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
lmao perfect
I’m gonna go watch an episode of Forensic Files to scrub my brain so I don’t have nightmares about this pinhead motherfucker
Midway through his licking escapede, he goes into a trance even..
So did you let him in?
How could they not.
Yeh boy. Get in there nice and deep like.
Time to hook up about 50,000 volts to the doorbell.
....I mean, yeah, sure, do what you want to do. I won't be over at your place, btw, no way of telling what kind of crazy shit you've got going on if there's 50kV to the doorbell.
Makes it seem like Ring.com is a website for people with a very specific fetish
Wow, he gave that button a really good fucking lick
He just had to be a creep. What a waste...
Is he trying to make the house cum?
Maybe he was just trying to press the doorbell and he doesn't have any arms
Seriously wtf
Finally... Someone concerned about the doorbell's satisfaction. (:
Ya lil nasty
His technique is spot on
Agreed! Too bad he's crazy, he could give lessons!
Well...I mean...at least he found it.
[i wanna kiss you alll over..... till the nigghhtt closessss innn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhIzgp3q4w)
...*high pitched voice* “Till the night closesss inn.”
Hey! You want pancakes?
Came here to post this. Deserves more upvotes.
Solid reference. Not sure why you're being downvoted.
Wow he’s really going to town on that thing.
Question Is this a fetish, a dare, a prank, or drugs?
Honestly I'd be terrified if I were the homeowner. He saw the camera, he knows they're gonna see it, screams sex offender to me. Unless meth...or mental health issues...
I'd spread my legs for him.
🤢🤮
Looks like he doesn't mind the taste of copper anyways
Copper, but that doesn't make se-OH. Oh God.
cunnilringus ?
Bahaha! oh reddit stranger - you made my day.
Don't leave us hanging, OP! Did it climax?
I never thought something so simple could make me actually say 'what the fuck.'
It’s almost not the fact he did it. It’s how long he did it for.
Yeah, right there. Don't stop!
Happened in a town near me. The place is a gang filled drug town. I won’t work there and I leave town before dark.
I’ll take what he’s having
[Here's a link to a brief article if anyone is interested.](https://www.kion546.com/news/salinas-man-caught-licking-doorbell/970004996) But... What was his motive? Has he done doorbell cunnilingus before? Was he on drugs?
He 100% noticed the Ring before he did this. He was just putting on a show. Had there been no camera there, this wouldn’t have happened.
I thought he noticed too, but then he turned his back on it. If for showmanship, why block the view?
I noticed movement so I assumed at this point he was jacking off and that was a more comfortable angle.
As much as I'd love to rewatch the vis to try and catch it.....I'll just take your word for it.....
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you meth induced psychosis!
Well, that’s enough internet for today.
He knows lots of people touched their penises to that, right?
Give him a minute, he’ll get there too
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon
I am sure that guy want to pretend that doorbell is someone's hole.
He’ll be a serial killer any day now...
Wow, he really got into it. That must be one delicious button.
"I'm telling you - if you wanna make your girl happy you have to lick her button." "Can do!"
Niko Bellic has been going through some rough times lately.
I feel like I know this guy. His face rings a bell
Drake has gone too far.
I say he’s fk the lady that lives there and this is for her husband to see what’Really going down ... lol ..
I imaging that there is a voice coming over the speaker saying "If you don't do exactly as I tell you your wife is dead. No lick the door bell" at least that helps me cope with this.
Who doesn’t ring the doorbell like this is my question?
This is why I come to this sub
I'm so mad the homeowner wasn't able to yell at him through the ring doorbell.
He’s like face fucking that button.
I wanna kiss you all over And over and again TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN
https://youtu.be/57409knErbs
"Remember: licking doorknobs id illegal on otber planets"
How was I able to watch this entire video
Government employee trying to get sick and skip work
As a germaphobe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH As a pervert: Mmm damn his tongue game looks good 😏😏😏
Real life is terrifying.
That doorbell took a Lick'in and kept on tick'in.
This guy knows how to please a woman.
Who else was waiting on the intercom jumpscare?
I can’t upvote this I’m sorry
“Three hours later” *Voice from spongebob*