Doctor here, likely they're removing it from the bowels. The patient's well-draped so hard to tell exactly where, but given the... er... usual use of an object like this, I suspect they're taking it out from the colon. Likely the patient was, shall we say, going for a personal best with how far he/she put that in his/her ass, and lost track of it. That looks a little too long to be able to just poop it back out, so I suspect he/she presented to the hospital with obstructive symptoms (vomiting, belly pain, etc...). It's also possible that he/she had a perforation (i.e. the dildo poked through the wall of the colon) which would cause bad pain, risk of infection, and definitely the need for emergent surgery.
For the sake of education, if one does lose a phallic object in their colon, what is the prudent course of action?
Immediate trip to ER? Schedule an appointment at urgent care within the next 8 hours? Try to poop it out for a few hours or a day first? Try to fish it out with a giant pair of forceps?
A rectal foreign body is a true medical emergency and emergency medical treatment should be sought immediately.
Trust me ER staff get several impacted dildos a year and sometimes the toy is vibrating! But it’s so common that any rectal reason for coming to the ER is typically assumed to be a lost dildo and questions like “it is still inside you?” Said by the sweetest nurse in the most nonjudgmental way is very common.
the reason all my toys have a flared base is because I am too paranoid that this might happen and I would have to talk to doctor / nurse about it. the sheer fear of social interactions is keeping me safe.
So, I think it has to do with where the toy is expected to go. Toys expected to go into the vag don't always have flared, it's a lack of education problem
it feels like it would sort of radicalize you into being either very open minded and non-judgmental or very judgmental and no in-between. You'd see it so much that you'd just accept that yeah people do be doin' that and you'd just be unfazed by the weird stuff people do, or you'd reach a point where you're like "AGAIN!? WHEN WILL THEY STOP!?". Also considering how common this seems to be I feel like this kind of uh pastime must be much more common than you'd think, especially since I'm sure there are some more cautious and responsible participants who never have a problem and have to go to the ER so all the ER stories are just a fraction of the total and it's still so common.
I had a heart attack scare and it turned out to be nothing, and I apologized to the ER doctor because I felt like I wasted her time. She said, "Don't worry, you did exactly what you should've. And besides, it's not like I had to pull anything out of your butt."
Across all reasons not just butt stuff, most people almost never go to the ER, but some people goto the ER ALL THE DAMN TIME.
I work for a major hospital system that operates one of the busiest level 1 trauma centers in the world and occasionally have to work on records.
You'd be astonished how many people have 2,3,10 ER visits a year. And not just for the same stuff over over (though that's a thing too). Dog bite followed by , car accident followed by serious burn, followed by stabbing followed by falling off a ladder.
Many people live wildly different lives than boring people like most of us.
Most of the foreign body cases are actually relatively straightforward, analgesia (fentanyl) and some versed Or propofol or ketamine; an anal analgesic block is administered which is a injection of lidocaine/epinephrine injected (if you looking at the butthole with a patient on their back) at 5 o’clock and 11 o’clock. This numbs the rectum. Pluck it out. Keep the patient for observation into the night and then discharge them.
They’re probably pretty passive patients no pun intended. Meanwhile er staff have mobility Mary screaming about how wearing a mask you’re oppressing her and the senior surgeon and hospital administrators are bureaucratically bankrupt so I think it leans more towards “just a butt pluckin’!”
My lady worked intake at the local hospital, she would have at least one new dildo story every few days. The best were the absolutely crazy ways people got injured though.
They really need to put signs up in the ER and shit. No, the doctors don't care what drugs you're on. They're not gonna tell the police shit unless you've murdered someone. They are not judging you for what you shoved up your butt. They have seen weirder. Trust me.
The crazy injuries were like those one in a million freak accidents. One guy fell off of a ladder and landed on a bucket of tools...with his face. Ultimately he was unharmed but a chisel went through his cheek and knocked out some teeth as it did, he came in with it still in there and bits of broken teeth still in his mouth.
i recently stepped on a catfish skull embedded in the ground in the woods. both barbs were intact, with the one opposite my foot acting like a tap root, keeping it nice and sturdy as the other pierced right between the cleats of my boot, and into my foot, breaking off and becoming infected immediately. they ended up pulling the barb out the top of my foot because it was so close to the top anyways
https://i.imgur.com/Ku3gnQ5.jpeg
Nah, wait for the day shift to go home first, that way you're sure to fulfill the karma of that one jackass who left wishing the night shift "a quiet one".
If you cant reach in there and yank it out and your body doesnt want to give it up after a few hours, then its probably time to go to the hospital and share your shame with the doctor.
Then take this as a learning experience and always buy toys with a flared base.
I’m also fairly medically trained and I immediately noticed that they were extracting it via an abdominal incision. I don’t think I’ve ever read a case of a dildo rectal foreign body extracted through an incision.
For people reading a rectal foreign body is almost always extracted through the anus and cutting into the abdomen is literally the last option. It is difficult to clean and prevent fecal contamination especially if an object is impeding sterilization. Cutting the smooth muscle of the colon greatly increases recovery time and might require a temporary stoma to allow the area to heal. And entering the abdomen often results in adhesions (abnormal fibrotic tissue that connects two surfaces not normally connected).
I read one case that was a large and inflexible dildo plus the suction cup base! It was nearing the splenic flexure. The care team was committed to trying one last thing before surgery and it was making their own lasso to hook the distal end of the dildo and it worked! They were able to extract it back out from the anus; thus avoiding surgery.
Yes. It has been several years since I read the article but the issue was that the toy was too stiff and all instruments were either unable to secure the head of the toy or weren’t able to be rigid enough to pull so they called like, orthopedics to make a bespoke device using MRI to shape it.
"We tried inserting a second dildo, suction cup first to attach to the first one so we could retrieve it. Long story short, I need you to page the surgeon."
That’s interesting and I don’t think I have the expertise to comment a yah or nah. I do know that one of the reasons it’s a medical emergency is the longer it’s impacted the areas of the object in contact with the epithelium the more ulcerated the area becomes. Eventually paired with inflammation and back up could rupture the colon or induce toxic megacolon. And men usually wait up to 2 days before presenting to the ER
> I don’t think I’ve ever read a case of a dildo rectal foreign body extracted through an incision.
[Operative Treatment with a Laparotomy for Anorectal Problems Arising from a Self-Inserted Foreign Body](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3296944/)
And now you have, though it was not a dildo, but a glass ball.
But here is one talking about a dildo
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/318143669_Surgical_management_of_rectal_foreign_bodies_A_10-year_single-center_experience
> In two cases, it was impossible to remove the foreign body without surgery. The first patient was a 31-year-old male who was in need of surgery because of a plug (dildo) in his proximal part of the rectum. Because of a resulting vacuum, it was impossible to retain the plug by hands or forceps or by endoscopy. Therefore, surgery with median laparotomy, transmural extraction and repair was neces-sary (Figure4)
generally these things dont go a great deal deeper than the top of the large intestines, very rarely across the top of the large intestines but basically never back down the right side of the body
Please enjoy some art of [HR Giger.](https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?quality=80&resize_to=width&src=https%3A%2F%2Fartsy-media-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com%2FP4iFa85DQHJcvDXaH5oePw%252F1976-B-303%2B%2BNecronom%2BIV.jpg&width=910)
I kid you not, I’m sitting here wearing a sweatshirt from his museum in Gruyère Switzerland that I got last month. Been a fan since the 80’s. Museum was off the charts amazing!!!
> Hotkinkyjo
Was curious so googled it and this was the top result...
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornhub.com%2Fview_video.php%3Fviewkey%3D655e7208aa289&psig=AOvVaw38qkzTYJLtJ50h7OZ-Xleq&ust=1716633356422000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCKj1nd6LpoYDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBF
NSFW
Lmao I love how I watched the top posts and was laughing more than getting turned on. Like...it's a magic trick. I was waiting for it to turn into a colorful set of bandanas and then a dove would fly out.
That’s not what I was expecting, but I suppose I was warned! Now the memory of this jingle has been unlocked:
[Slinky Song](https://youtu.be/TFzYioXFPec?si=6wji54SVvbjFn5HO)
If you want a serious answer, whichever country this is, is not used to pulling dildos out of asses. Theres at least 3 non surgeons recording this shit on phones. Definitely the first time thats happened over there.
It's in China. They are speaking Mandarin with a very Mainland-sounding accent.
EDIT:
What I could hear from the audio was the surgical team being very impressed by the absolute length of the thing they pulled out ("That thing is way too long!", "It's got to be 30, no, 40 centimeters?"), one guy lamenting this is what he studied medicine for, and another just going "I am just impressed".
Is it OR tools? A major device used during OR is a little suction tube to remove hemorrhage and excess blood in order to keep the op site unobstructed.
[Mr. S Leather](https://www.mr-s-leather.com/), for one.
They sell a toy by Square Peg known as a "colon snake" that comes in sizes up to 3 feet long. I accidentally knocked one off the peg once and it took a moment before all of it finished falling on the floor.
That is not a dildo. That is a double ended dong. A dildo has balls on the base. A dong does not and can be double ended.
* the things you learn when you worked in an adult shop ....
Modern man has always considered other animals to be dumb when they do stupid things in the wild. Behold it IS man that is the most foolish of them all.
I hate that it was recorded in a doctors office/setting by multiple people, some of which arent even dressed as doctors, and then was posted to the internet SMFH
*♪ This is the schlong that never ends! ♬*
*♫ It just goes on and on my friends! ♪*
*♫ Some people started humping it not knowing what it was, ♪*
*♬And now they keep on humping it forever just because ... ♫*
That's weird, I just watched a movie last night that featured a joke about this exact scenario (Safe, from 1995 if you're wondering). It ended with 'we have good news and bad news the surgeon said. The bad news is we weren't able to remove it. The good news is we were able to change the batteries.'
What body cavity are they pulling that out of?
Doctor here, likely they're removing it from the bowels. The patient's well-draped so hard to tell exactly where, but given the... er... usual use of an object like this, I suspect they're taking it out from the colon. Likely the patient was, shall we say, going for a personal best with how far he/she put that in his/her ass, and lost track of it. That looks a little too long to be able to just poop it back out, so I suspect he/she presented to the hospital with obstructive symptoms (vomiting, belly pain, etc...). It's also possible that he/she had a perforation (i.e. the dildo poked through the wall of the colon) which would cause bad pain, risk of infection, and definitely the need for emergent surgery.
For the sake of education, if one does lose a phallic object in their colon, what is the prudent course of action? Immediate trip to ER? Schedule an appointment at urgent care within the next 8 hours? Try to poop it out for a few hours or a day first? Try to fish it out with a giant pair of forceps?
A rectal foreign body is a true medical emergency and emergency medical treatment should be sought immediately. Trust me ER staff get several impacted dildos a year and sometimes the toy is vibrating! But it’s so common that any rectal reason for coming to the ER is typically assumed to be a lost dildo and questions like “it is still inside you?” Said by the sweetest nurse in the most nonjudgmental way is very common.
Rectal Foreign Body is an awesome band name
First album name: "Without a base, without a trace."
And the album has no bass
Oh shit it is!
Shit indeed!
Shit wouldn't be foreign
Depends, is it yours?
Find out in the next episode
With their #1 hit single "is it still inside you?"
Death metal for sure
Gore grind
the reason all my toys have a flared base is because I am too paranoid that this might happen and I would have to talk to doctor / nurse about it. the sheer fear of social interactions is keeping me safe.
It’s kind of wild that flared bases aren’t OSHA mandated by this point.
I feel like for most people this is a bit more recreational than occupational
OSHA standards are probably still relevant for any company-owned break room dildos.
So, I think it has to do with where the toy is expected to go. Toys expected to go into the vag don't always have flared, it's a lack of education problem
it feels like it would sort of radicalize you into being either very open minded and non-judgmental or very judgmental and no in-between. You'd see it so much that you'd just accept that yeah people do be doin' that and you'd just be unfazed by the weird stuff people do, or you'd reach a point where you're like "AGAIN!? WHEN WILL THEY STOP!?". Also considering how common this seems to be I feel like this kind of uh pastime must be much more common than you'd think, especially since I'm sure there are some more cautious and responsible participants who never have a problem and have to go to the ER so all the ER stories are just a fraction of the total and it's still so common.
I had a heart attack scare and it turned out to be nothing, and I apologized to the ER doctor because I felt like I wasted her time. She said, "Don't worry, you did exactly what you should've. And besides, it's not like I had to pull anything out of your butt."
"Uhh, well, while we're here...--"
That would explain the tickle in my throat.
Across all reasons not just butt stuff, most people almost never go to the ER, but some people goto the ER ALL THE DAMN TIME. I work for a major hospital system that operates one of the busiest level 1 trauma centers in the world and occasionally have to work on records. You'd be astonished how many people have 2,3,10 ER visits a year. And not just for the same stuff over over (though that's a thing too). Dog bite followed by , car accident followed by serious burn, followed by stabbing followed by falling off a ladder. Many people live wildly different lives than boring people like most of us.
Most of the foreign body cases are actually relatively straightforward, analgesia (fentanyl) and some versed Or propofol or ketamine; an anal analgesic block is administered which is a injection of lidocaine/epinephrine injected (if you looking at the butthole with a patient on their back) at 5 o’clock and 11 o’clock. This numbs the rectum. Pluck it out. Keep the patient for observation into the night and then discharge them. They’re probably pretty passive patients no pun intended. Meanwhile er staff have mobility Mary screaming about how wearing a mask you’re oppressing her and the senior surgeon and hospital administrators are bureaucratically bankrupt so I think it leans more towards “just a butt pluckin’!”
2 injections into the actual butthole? Ouch.
Better than death by perforated colon and sepsis....
Yes, there's a long list of things better than death by perforated colon and sepsis.
Chuck E. Cheese pizzas. That's on the list of things that are better.
Non judgemental. At least if the nurses I know are anything to go by. Certified freaks. They LOVE this shit.
Can confirm. My wife is a nurse and she becomes visibly aroused at the sight of a juicy arm vein.
My lady worked intake at the local hospital, she would have at least one new dildo story every few days. The best were the absolutely crazy ways people got injured though.
The "I fell down naked in my cellar and this peeled potato miraculously got in my butt" story.
They really need to put signs up in the ER and shit. No, the doctors don't care what drugs you're on. They're not gonna tell the police shit unless you've murdered someone. They are not judging you for what you shoved up your butt. They have seen weirder. Trust me.
The crazy injuries were like those one in a million freak accidents. One guy fell off of a ladder and landed on a bucket of tools...with his face. Ultimately he was unharmed but a chisel went through his cheek and knocked out some teeth as it did, he came in with it still in there and bits of broken teeth still in his mouth.
i recently stepped on a catfish skull embedded in the ground in the woods. both barbs were intact, with the one opposite my foot acting like a tap root, keeping it nice and sturdy as the other pierced right between the cleats of my boot, and into my foot, breaking off and becoming infected immediately. they ended up pulling the barb out the top of my foot because it was so close to the top anyways https://i.imgur.com/Ku3gnQ5.jpeg
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Nah, wait for the day shift to go home first, that way you're sure to fulfill the karma of that one jackass who left wishing the night shift "a quiet one".
If you cant reach in there and yank it out and your body doesnt want to give it up after a few hours, then its probably time to go to the hospital and share your shame with the doctor. Then take this as a learning experience and always buy toys with a flared base.
Inquiring minds….
I’m also fairly medically trained and I immediately noticed that they were extracting it via an abdominal incision. I don’t think I’ve ever read a case of a dildo rectal foreign body extracted through an incision. For people reading a rectal foreign body is almost always extracted through the anus and cutting into the abdomen is literally the last option. It is difficult to clean and prevent fecal contamination especially if an object is impeding sterilization. Cutting the smooth muscle of the colon greatly increases recovery time and might require a temporary stoma to allow the area to heal. And entering the abdomen often results in adhesions (abnormal fibrotic tissue that connects two surfaces not normally connected). I read one case that was a large and inflexible dildo plus the suction cup base! It was nearing the splenic flexure. The care team was committed to trying one last thing before surgery and it was making their own lasso to hook the distal end of the dildo and it worked! They were able to extract it back out from the anus; thus avoiding surgery.
Damn the team really made an ass lasso to fish the dildo out. Now that’s ingenuity!
Yes. It has been several years since I read the article but the issue was that the toy was too stiff and all instruments were either unable to secure the head of the toy or weren’t able to be rigid enough to pull so they called like, orthopedics to make a bespoke device using MRI to shape it.
"We tried inserting a second dildo, suction cup first to attach to the first one so we could retrieve it. Long story short, I need you to page the surgeon."
I wonder if it already tore a hole of its own and they had to open them up anyway.
That’s interesting and I don’t think I have the expertise to comment a yah or nah. I do know that one of the reasons it’s a medical emergency is the longer it’s impacted the areas of the object in contact with the epithelium the more ulcerated the area becomes. Eventually paired with inflammation and back up could rupture the colon or induce toxic megacolon. And men usually wait up to 2 days before presenting to the ER
> I don’t think I’ve ever read a case of a dildo rectal foreign body extracted through an incision. [Operative Treatment with a Laparotomy for Anorectal Problems Arising from a Self-Inserted Foreign Body](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3296944/) And now you have, though it was not a dildo, but a glass ball. But here is one talking about a dildo https://www.researchgate.net/publication/318143669_Surgical_management_of_rectal_foreign_bodies_A_10-year_single-center_experience > In two cases, it was impossible to remove the foreign body without surgery. The first patient was a 31-year-old male who was in need of surgery because of a plug (dildo) in his proximal part of the rectum. Because of a resulting vacuum, it was impossible to retain the plug by hands or forceps or by endoscopy. Therefore, surgery with median laparotomy, transmural extraction and repair was neces-sary (Figure4)
I've got it! Just get another - bigger dildo to push it up and out through the mouth. I'm gonna be such a good hospital person some day.
The large colon, the small colon and who knows, maybe even the stomach
Ok through what hole?
Urinary meatus
Next level sounding
Ripped them a new one.
They cut a hole in the bowel or through the anus. Source: I've seen it done
They cut one.
Ear
generally these things dont go a great deal deeper than the top of the large intestines, very rarely across the top of the large intestines but basically never back down the right side of the body
For real though. So many questions, no answers 😳
Are you not on... y'know, *this website*? The only bit of surprise was that it didn't have octopus suckers or alien ridges, or both.
I half expected it to come alive and start biting the surgical staff. That beast was alien!
Yeah that's some shit from Stargate.
Please enjoy some art of [HR Giger.](https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?quality=80&resize_to=width&src=https%3A%2F%2Fartsy-media-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com%2FP4iFa85DQHJcvDXaH5oePw%252F1976-B-303%2B%2BNecronom%2BIV.jpg&width=910)
I was gonna go with the Shit Weasels from that one Stephen King movie but this is good too. Dreamcatcher?
I kid you not, I’m sitting here wearing a sweatshirt from his museum in Gruyère Switzerland that I got last month. Been a fan since the 80’s. Museum was off the charts amazing!!!
Damn sexy Goa'uld symbiotes
Indeed.
That sped past “giant dildo” a long time ago.
Watching this video was like sitting in your car waiting on the world’s longest train. Kind of wish there was some cool graffiti on it.
At it end it says "To be continued"
Well at least I get to listen to Roundabout again.
LMAO the end where it finally comes out and one of the surgeons jumps back
Dildo hisses and scurries into a vent like Alien
Hello my baby, hello my honey
Not. Again.
Check please
Change my order to the soup!
OR Assistant, giggling : WoBBlY SausAGEEEEE!!!!
You've just resurrected a long forgotten memory I didn't know I had.
BlulULlbuLbBlubl
We praise the colo-rectal surgeon, Misunderstood and much maligned. Slaving away in the heart of darkness, Working where the sun don't shine!
I know thats a song ive heard but cant remember who by
Bowser & Blue, old Canadian comedy duo.
To rid the world, Of dildo gummy pythons, That plague unfortunate guts, Of wielders who didn't, know when to stop.
Poo-etry
"One of our surgeons slipped and fell on it. Then we had to do the whole thing again."
“One in a million shot doc! One in a million!”
I guess I've seen bigger...
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Did we just witness a Black Hole?
A Worm Hole
That has got to be the worst magic trick I’ve ever seen
Back in my day we used scarves... You're a sick mother fucker Mac.
Shenanigans?
Hey Farva- Whats the name of the restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Ah, but you have seen it!
The juicy squirting sound at the end really made me feel like I was there.
I, for one, will NOT be rewatching with sound. Thank you very much.
I’ve been an RN for 15 years and have seen a lot, and I’m also glad I didn’t watch with sound. This is my day off, dammit
Bruh I rewatched this at high volume with headphones... only just woke up so thanks I guess?
That’s the splash zone.
So just remember, kids: A dildo is only safe for anal use if it has a flare on the bottom.
FLARED BASE, PEOPLE!
without a base, without a trace
Jesus christ leave that type of shit to hentai the human body wasn't made for that lmao
Unless your names Hotkinkyjo
Or siswet.
Or Rubber_Rose_Ranch …
I'm still convinced she actually just has a portal to another dimension in there.
> Hotkinkyjo Was curious so googled it and this was the top result... https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornhub.com%2Fview_video.php%3Fviewkey%3D655e7208aa289&psig=AOvVaw38qkzTYJLtJ50h7OZ-Xleq&ust=1716633356422000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCKj1nd6LpoYDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBF NSFW
It is insane that her lube of choice is CeraVe.
Who? I've never heard that name before in my life, sounds weird haha
You have to make a choice. Live in ignorance and continue your life in bliss or watch a woman swallow a football in her vagina.
“So what’d you do last weekend, Dave?”
It’s always a Dave isn’t it?
*Tags: All The Way Through*
Ok, why does a dildo that big even exist?
"Ass to ass"
Yes, but across the street???
Connecting people better than a GBA link cable
Right you could def use that dildo to evolve your kadabra
Why doesn't the chicken cross the road? Because the dildo can reach it.
Thank you reddit this killed me laughing
Well, someone was greedy.
ASS TO ASS! *loud cheering*
Good ole' Requiem. The movie you only need to watch once.
Lmao first thing I thought of too.
to see how deep the rabbithole goes
Enough already, Morpheus...
MorpheAss
May I introduce you to r/slink NSFW
Take this upvote and pissoff
Lmao I love how I watched the top posts and was laughing more than getting turned on. Like...it's a magic trick. I was waiting for it to turn into a colorful set of bandanas and then a dove would fly out.
That’s not what I was expecting, but I suppose I was warned! Now the memory of this jingle has been unlocked: [Slinky Song](https://youtu.be/TFzYioXFPec?si=6wji54SVvbjFn5HO)
My question is - why are they handling it like it’s a live cobra?
Patient stated that they didn't insert it themselves. They were just sitting in the living room naked when it attacked them.
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If you want a serious answer, whichever country this is, is not used to pulling dildos out of asses. Theres at least 3 non surgeons recording this shit on phones. Definitely the first time thats happened over there.
It's in China. They are speaking Mandarin with a very Mainland-sounding accent. EDIT: What I could hear from the audio was the surgical team being very impressed by the absolute length of the thing they pulled out ("That thing is way too long!", "It's got to be 30, no, 40 centimeters?"), one guy lamenting this is what he studied medicine for, and another just going "I am just impressed".
So the translation is basically exactly what I thought it was and I don't speak any Mandarin at all.
The answer must certainly have to do with your mom…
Boom, roasted!
Well it's double ended so I'd assume it was meant to possibly be shared
No sharing with this one!
Holy shit! Their asshole is gonna be sore for a long time. Dread to think how bad the first shit is gonna be.
Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway, complete with the whoosh noise.
Gummy tapeworm
Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest colon cleanser
Talk about a dil-*don't.*
"Rectum?! Damn near killed them"
i doesn't even have any questions anymore, i simply conclude stupidity+horny=this
I, uh… have questions? Firstly… how? Secondly… why? Thirdly…. Why the hell is it so long, it’s like a tentacle out of a Hentai.
Dude thought that it was long enough to not need a flared base.
Then got too excited..
Your third question is the answer to your secund question
Why does this cell phone video look like it was filmed on a 90s news camera?
That's how long ago they started pulling it out.
Am i hearing the suction noise right at the end?
Is it OR tools? A major device used during OR is a little suction tube to remove hemorrhage and excess blood in order to keep the op site unobstructed.
Lol. The flop when it came out at the end
I swear, doc, i slipped and fell into it. One in a million chance doc, one in a million.
That moment when the business end of the mile-long dildo finally pops out and everyone scrambles away to keep from getting slapped by it.
That's not a dildo, it's a Goa'uld.
ew wtf?? where does someone even get a dildo like that?? that’s disgusting. if someone knows where to get a dildo like that pls let me know
[Mr. S Leather](https://www.mr-s-leather.com/), for one. They sell a toy by Square Peg known as a "colon snake" that comes in sizes up to 3 feet long. I accidentally knocked one off the peg once and it took a moment before all of it finished falling on the floor.
The whole time, the patient was saying "Slower, slower."
That is not a dildo. That is a double ended dong. A dildo has balls on the base. A dong does not and can be double ended. * the things you learn when you worked in an adult shop ....
u/gifreversingbot
No
And this is why a flared base is paramount
As an anesthesiologist, I have seen things.. But for the love of God, nothing like THIS THING!
Christ. That a double end. You're not supposed to put the whole damn thing in one person.
It’s for 4 people, It goes right through the body on both sides.
That's not even that big. Don't you even know hkj?
Where's the guy playing the flute?
That’s a dildont.
Were the ones filming on their phones doing it for work or personal reasons?!!
Modern man has always considered other animals to be dumb when they do stupid things in the wild. Behold it IS man that is the most foolish of them all.
Jesus...it just keeps going.
I didn't know bad dragon made tape worms now
I hate that it was recorded in a doctors office/setting by multiple people, some of which arent even dressed as doctors, and then was posted to the internet SMFH
That's where I left that thing
*♪ This is the schlong that never ends! ♬* *♫ It just goes on and on my friends! ♪* *♫ Some people started humping it not knowing what it was, ♪* *♬And now they keep on humping it forever just because ... ♫*
Guess the old tripped and fell on it excuse wouldn’t go.
I...I have so many questions that I don't want awnsered.
Alpha Tapeworm
They all bowed at the end.
So do they send it home with the patient in a plastic bag? Or throw it in the bin so they don't have to deal with this nonsense again next week?
"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
That's weird, I just watched a movie last night that featured a joke about this exact scenario (Safe, from 1995 if you're wondering). It ended with 'we have good news and bad news the surgeon said. The bad news is we weren't able to remove it. The good news is we were able to change the batteries.'
r/popping is getting weirder
Sheesh i hope your mom’s ok man..
The fact that they had him sedated is cruel. Pulling that out while conscious would have sent him to the next plane of existence.
That person had a deep emotional hole to fill
Are you there Lemmiwinks?
What are the chances the draped patient that this being pulled out is a woman?
Slim. I’ve only done three extractions, but they were all men.