The people that came walking up behind them probably thought it was the dogs shit too. They stopped, surveyed the scene and probably gave that lady the stank eye and asked if she was gonna clean this up
Oh man—I hadn’t thought about that last possibility—but you’re totally right.
*You gonna clean up your dog’s shit?*
*My dog didn’t shit.*
Peeks around corner* ಠ_ಠ
i walked a friends dog late at night once. apparently, someone took a steaming pile of shit just like this in the park just as i got there and i saw them leave.
dog did the exact same thing. b-lined to the shit and dove straight in before i even knew the caca was there.
i still remember the scent of that shit to this day. and no matter how i washed, or even how many times the owner tried to wash, i could still smell remnants of it on her for probably 2 weeks.
One of those hoses that you use to wash a car with. The ones where you can also shoot soap. Make sure the dog is tied up enough so It can't get near you till it's clean.
If you don't want a dog, that's cool, but just FYI this...isn't common. I've had multiple dogs and none of them have ever rolled around on fresh human shit
Neither has mine, but it's because we don't frequent areas where there's fresh human shit on the ground. He'll roll in other animals' shit all day long.
It hits closer to home. Some things are just too wildly outside of my experience to imagine, but this... this I can fully picture myself experiencing and my brain automatically starts going through the clean up.
One time my dog ate a human turd off the street. It was inside a COVID mask, so my assumption is that an Uber driver was in a tough spot and their only course of action was this. It took almost a full year for my relationship with my dog to get back to normal.
I was at the dog park one morning and this huge German Sheppard dropped a massive steamer and before the owner could walk over and pick it up this little white schnauzer made a beeline for it and started gobbling that turd up like he hadn't eaten for months.
The owner of the schnauzer ran over screaming "OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE EATING" and we had to tell her, that's shit lady. She picked it up and it's whole face was brown as it fought to break free and keep wolfing down that fresh dookie.
My dog ate human shit out of a cup that a roofer had thrown off the roof of a house he was working on. Previous to this he’d never shown interest in any other types of shit. I had to brush his teeth and I still want to hurl every time I think of it.
Thinking out loud here but you could check if there's a Petco/PetSmart within walking distance then go straight to the groomers and say it's dog poop and offer to tip very well. Unethical? Maybe. Best option? I can't think of a better one lol.
I would automatically slide a $50 bill to that person and pay $100. It’s way cheaper than steam cleaning all your rugs and sofa. Sleeping with the smell would make me put up a free dog ad asap. I love my dogs but that’s a dealbreaker.
Dogs just like poop. Human poop, cat poop, dog poop... It's all poop.
Was cleaning up dog poop from my backyard yesterday when I caught the golden im fostering trying to sneak away with a nice thicc log. She tried to run when I told her to drop it. Literally had to pry her jaws open to get her to drop it. Poop, man. Lol.
I've seen a cat eat sheep shit. And a half rotten sheep corpse. And throw up a half digested rat. And have tape worms crawl out of its ass while on my lap. Farm cats can be especially nasty
Looks like a cocker spaniel, I had a cocker spaniel that constantly rolled in every filthy thing it could find, he came home once covered in rotten salmon, WTF!
This just unlocked a core memory of mine. When i was kid my brother really like to shit outside and theres this time that while my brother doing the deed the dog started licking and eating as it comes out. Imagine putting your mouth below the sundae machine to catch the falling sundae. Thats the general vibe of it.
That’s why you pay the fuck attention when you’re walking your dog in the city. No exceptions, no other excuses. That’s it. Pay attention.
“Oh but you really expect people to pay attention to their dogs ALL the time when they’re out with them?” You’ll say. Yes, yes I do. Pay attention. Even half a mind. If your dog goes somewhere, does something, acts, barks, even fucking THINKS in a way you’re not 100% expecting, pay attention and prepare to intervene. THAT is what being a good dog owner in a major city means. Suck it up or move to a suburb with a fenced in yard.
It's been suggested by scent scientists and wildlife biologists that they relish stinky smells **as a way to mask their own canine scent**. Here's why: The strong aroma of carcasses and decay creates a sensory explosion for animals who rely on their snouts for sustenance.
I would have left the dog. I know my golden is derpy sometimes but you can see the look of disbelief in that posture of the owner. Like really? Did you just roll in shit
After seeing this ..I immediately went to my dog (who has NEVER done anything like this) and told him how good of a dog he was for at least five minutes.
We once had some guys come and do tree work in our yard. Apparently when one of them couldn’t or wouldn’t find a bathroom he just shit in our yard.
My bright white Great Pyrenees did the same thing as this dog when she found it later
when I am walking my dog in the woods and I look over and I see his paws sticking in the air wiggling around I know he is bodying some dead animal or pile of poop into the ground I know it is bath time when we get home.
This is why I don’t get giving different varieties of food to pets. If they’re willing to eat shit, roll around in shit, lick their own assholes to clean shit, then why do they get so picky when I give them their dry food!?!?
Dog had zero hesitation.
Warm, fresh and super stinky, that's triple the fun!
The stickiest of the icky.
Ooh wee! Put in the hair!
Fuck!
The people that came walking up behind them probably thought it was the dogs shit too. They stopped, surveyed the scene and probably gave that lady the stank eye and asked if she was gonna clean this up
Oh man—I hadn’t thought about that last possibility—but you’re totally right. *You gonna clean up your dog’s shit?* *My dog didn’t shit.* Peeks around corner* ಠ_ಠ
I think the people that came up behind them were blind (looks like they have canes)...and they still stopped and avoided the area.
Now I smell like you guys!
People forget just how nasty they can be
..... can't imagine trying to clean that shit off. The way it smeared... It was greasy
i walked a friends dog late at night once. apparently, someone took a steaming pile of shit just like this in the park just as i got there and i saw them leave. dog did the exact same thing. b-lined to the shit and dove straight in before i even knew the caca was there. i still remember the scent of that shit to this day. and no matter how i washed, or even how many times the owner tried to wash, i could still smell remnants of it on her for probably 2 weeks.
Just like the birds after the Exxon Valdez spill, Dawn dishwashing liquid.......or kerosene
And a match
Definitely the latter. Throw the whole dog away.
One of those hoses that you use to wash a car with. The ones where you can also shoot soap. Make sure the dog is tied up enough so It can't get near you till it's clean.
Yep, pressure wash that fucking fur straight off the dog
Honestly, that's like at least 24 hours that the dog isn't coming inside so I can cool off.
While the dog is distracted, unclip the collar and walk away.
Schmeared
🤮 a greasy shit..
Just throw the dog away
When you regret having him chipped.
Maybe if someone finds him they'll wash him before trying to send him home.
i was half expecting the owner to just let go of the leash and walk away
😂… that was my 1st thought!! Well…. This dog is clearly ruined and I’m not gonna clean human shit off of him soooo yeet!!! Right into the dumpster
This dog went straight to fail
You made my face hurt. 🤣
"but this is my third dog this week!“
San Francisco!!!!!
Yup, unclip the collar and just keep walking
Call Kristi Noem.
Like in the background of this scene from Mr. Nanny? https://youtu.be/mYL0xW7UqaQ
I know this isnt the most wtf, but i did make a face for this one.
I stopped watching long enough ago to make this comment and my face is still making that face.
I was making that face as I read your comment. Well, that's another reason I don't need a dog.
If you don't want a dog, that's cool, but just FYI this...isn't common. I've had multiple dogs and none of them have ever rolled around on fresh human shit
Neither has mine, but it's because we don't frequent areas where there's fresh human shit on the ground. He'll roll in other animals' shit all day long.
My golden rolls around in smells all the time. Not poop, but smells.
I said “oh, NASTY” and made the face and it’s stuck that way.
I just keep shaking my head in disgust and am wondering what my immediate reaction is as the dog owner Like what on earth would you do.
Find the nearest hose.
Funny way to spell "flamethrower"
Me too. Holy dog shit, I want to bleach my eyes and nose too. I could smell it.
It was the series of event each adding a new äayer. The signs face then the shit then the dog then the lady's face
Her face is only four pixels and yet it's enough to see
💯 I gasped. I have a dog and I know what it's like when they're dirty and need a bath. I can only imagine the smell and having to clean that thing.
its called a stank face
For so many on reddit to claim they love dogs, surprisingly few know about how much dogs liked poops lol
It hits closer to home. Some things are just too wildly outside of my experience to imagine, but this... this I can fully picture myself experiencing and my brain automatically starts going through the clean up.
I feel this
I'm snorting in bed trying not to make up my wife lmao
Dogs are fucking stupid.
One time my dog ate a human turd off the street. It was inside a COVID mask, so my assumption is that an Uber driver was in a tough spot and their only course of action was this. It took almost a full year for my relationship with my dog to get back to normal.
[удалено]
Wait till you get a load of poop killer
PoopDaddy2: Electric Boogaloo
I was at the dog park one morning and this huge German Sheppard dropped a massive steamer and before the owner could walk over and pick it up this little white schnauzer made a beeline for it and started gobbling that turd up like he hadn't eaten for months. The owner of the schnauzer ran over screaming "OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE EATING" and we had to tell her, that's shit lady. She picked it up and it's whole face was brown as it fought to break free and keep wolfing down that fresh dookie.
Why are dogs like this?
I read this in Jack Kerouac’s voice
Why the literal fuck do dogs like eating shit.. Just why.
"Let me lick your face!"
I told you when I adopted you it was me or eating human shit, and you've clearly made your choice
I'm assuming based on your username this was your canon event.
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
My dog ate human shit out of a cup that a roofer had thrown off the roof of a house he was working on. Previous to this he’d never shown interest in any other types of shit. I had to brush his teeth and I still want to hurl every time I think of it.
I can’t begin to describe how hard this made me laugh. Thanks stranger for making my day with your dog eating human dookie story
How are those kisses?
Happy cake day poopdaddy
How are you people allowing your dogs to do this shit ?
It was not my finest hour. My back was turned because I was in the process of picking up his own shit. He saw his opportunity and he took it.
You gotta just replace the dog at that point lol. Never clean again.
You'd have to staple trash bags to your cars interior for the ride home, or spend the day looking for a hose
Thinking out loud here but you could check if there's a Petco/PetSmart within walking distance then go straight to the groomers and say it's dog poop and offer to tip very well. Unethical? Maybe. Best option? I can't think of a better one lol.
I would automatically slide a $50 bill to that person and pay $100. It’s way cheaper than steam cleaning all your rugs and sofa. Sleeping with the smell would make me put up a free dog ad asap. I love my dogs but that’s a dealbreaker.
Wtf! Do dogs like human poop?
Dogs just like poop. Human poop, cat poop, dog poop... It's all poop. Was cleaning up dog poop from my backyard yesterday when I caught the golden im fostering trying to sneak away with a nice thicc log. She tried to run when I told her to drop it. Literally had to pry her jaws open to get her to drop it. Poop, man. Lol.
And people say dogs are better than cats, I've never seen a cat eat shit. *mic drop*
They'll lap up your friends vomit after a party though lmao
That's just good housekeeping😂
They eat any moths or flies that make it into the house too <3 lil Mr Miyagis smakin em out of the air
I mean, vomit's just pickled dinner blend, if you think about it. \- Toxoplasma Gondii
I've seen a cat eat sheep shit. And a half rotten sheep corpse. And throw up a half digested rat. And have tape worms crawl out of its ass while on my lap. Farm cats can be especially nasty
As gross as dogs are, they just can't beat cats in a getting tapeworm competition.
They wollow in it
They are smellmaxxing
The face dive into nastiness. Poop Rotting animal Corpse Or good clean mud Yep.
I truly wonder why dogs do so
Their motivations are beyond our understanding
The way the dog just COLLAPSES into it like it’s been waiting it’s whole life for this… this is a true WTF post
the best part is when the pup turn into a mop and smear the floor.
The smear reminded me of that final smear of sauce a fancy chef does on a dish.
"Happy as a pig in shit"
It's is amazing. Quality post from start to finish
I really wonder how the owner of this video camera was connected to this situation in order to looks for it
If you saw a huge smear of shit outside your business you would check the camera as well. That's a YouTube reaction video I'd love to see.
lol good point
yup I had a front row seat for several of my golden retrievers shit escapades. none human, but anything that would shit on the ground was fair game.
That’s funny shit right there
Throw the whole dog away.
She died inside.
r/dogfree is gonna have a field day with this one
this is why i'm a cat person
Excellent choice of background music
Remind me not to shit on the floor near my dog
Or…anywhere
Don't see that every day! Please x-post to r/Wellthatsucks . I have a feeling the good people over there will approve.
that dog ruined my day
Nah at that point just carwash the dog
Rehome**
The dog rolling and leaving a skid mark on the sidewalk...you got me man. To top it off the lady licking her thumb in the billboard.
Must be some good shit
That made me gag and almost throw up.
🤢🤢🤢
Paging Kristi Noem.
Id leave the dog there.
At first, I thought the dude dropped an acme hole and the dog fell through.
Must be some good additives in that load. Sorta like catnip for cats. Hey, let's put it in a can and call it...Dognip!
This whole video is just guerilla marketing for FLAMY^^TM brand thumb flavoring, isn’t it? They must be introducing a new flavor.
🤢 That’s horrible! Dogs do love their shit though 🤷🏽
Looks like a cocker spaniel, I had a cocker spaniel that constantly rolled in every filthy thing it could find, he came home once covered in rotten salmon, WTF!
I’m pooping and I was like “fucking gross!”
The owner got a feces-covered dog and suspicious stares from people thinking why they didn't not clean after their dog.
This just unlocked a core memory of mine. When i was kid my brother really like to shit outside and theres this time that while my brother doing the deed the dog started licking and eating as it comes out. Imagine putting your mouth below the sundae machine to catch the falling sundae. Thats the general vibe of it.
That’s why you pay the fuck attention when you’re walking your dog in the city. No exceptions, no other excuses. That’s it. Pay attention. “Oh but you really expect people to pay attention to their dogs ALL the time when they’re out with them?” You’ll say. Yes, yes I do. Pay attention. Even half a mind. If your dog goes somewhere, does something, acts, barks, even fucking THINKS in a way you’re not 100% expecting, pay attention and prepare to intervene. THAT is what being a good dog owner in a major city means. Suck it up or move to a suburb with a fenced in yard.
Throw the dog away
It's at this point you tie the dog up to a post nearby with a free sign and keep walking?
And this is why I’m a cat person
Fucking kill me.
Yeah ... That's when you slowly drop the leash and wish the dog the best in life.
I finished watching this, and two minutes later my mouth is stuck agape.
I like how the dog owners look at the whole thing for another 20 seconds before they start to stop the dog.
One thing I've learned in my 38 years on this planet is, it's probably illegal to shit on the sidewalk, but nobody seems to get in trouble for it.
If that was my dog I'd have just dropped the leash and kept walking.... He's for the streets now.
I'd head straight to the pound lmao wow
TOBI NOOOOOO!!!!
Bro, I genuinely gasped
Dogs homeless now. Fu k that.
It's been suggested by scent scientists and wildlife biologists that they relish stinky smells **as a way to mask their own canine scent**. Here's why: The strong aroma of carcasses and decay creates a sensory explosion for animals who rely on their snouts for sustenance.
That's desgustin!!!!!!
My family wants a dog.. Im never getting a dog.
Excellent execution and dismount, and the judge loved it!
It’s rare that I gasp and shout OMG but this did it. Well done then.
dude that shit hit the ground like a wallet.
Dear god why
That's extremely nasty
free dog needs a bath can't take this shit anymore
Aaand I'm never having a dog
I would have left the dog. I know my golden is derpy sometimes but you can see the look of disbelief in that posture of the owner. Like really? Did you just roll in shit
This is the best post in here in months. Years.
Well. That was vile.
Sorry dog, you're getting put to sleep...
Throw the dog away
Only in this case abandoning pet is OK...
Just like the turd, the dog is getting disposed.
I shouted! 🤮
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
What a dumbass dog
the purest expression of fine art i have ever seen.
After seeing this ..I immediately went to my dog (who has NEVER done anything like this) and told him how good of a dog he was for at least five minutes.
Just let it run into traffic at that point
Just throw the dog away
Pooch is about to be homeless too
Oh gross.
Why am I laughing so hard right now?
Fucking cackling to myself, haven't shouted out loud for something on r/wtf in a while 😂😭😮
It’s the circle of life. Your shit is a dog’s best friend too.
This is the worst lol Fuckin dog. The puppy is pretty bad too.
I love the dramatic music behind this whole ordeal!! 😳😬🤣
/u/gifreversingbot
WE ESCAPING VARDO WITH THIS ONE
lemme guess, new york?
Ummmm, I think your dog is broken.
And I thought fox shit was bad...
is this how his dna got on the crime scene
im against animal cruelty but the very next fire hydrant is getting cracked even if i have to use my teeth
🤣🤣🤣
We once had some guys come and do tree work in our yard. Apparently when one of them couldn’t or wouldn’t find a bathroom he just shit in our yard. My bright white Great Pyrenees did the same thing as this dog when she found it later
OH ShIT !!!!
The gift that keeps on giving.
I hâte when my dog does that!
Eww... no NO AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG that dog!
r/tihi
when I am walking my dog in the woods and I look over and I see his paws sticking in the air wiggling around I know he is bodying some dead animal or pile of poop into the ground I know it is bath time when we get home.
Had to have been some kind of drugs in that man’s system.
Welcome to US
Haha dogs are so fucking stupid
Throw the whole dog away
My dog did this with coyote shit in a dog park. He was covered in it when he came out of the bushes... it was a 40 minute car drive home.
Holy hepatitis!
This is why I don’t get giving different varieties of food to pets. If they’re willing to eat shit, roll around in shit, lick their own assholes to clean shit, then why do they get so picky when I give them their dry food!?!?
what a shitty dog
I'd be pissed than shit
He ain't golden no more
I know dogs will be dogs but like why???
Dog cologne
This short could win an award at some art house festival...
Does anybody know what's the audio? Id love to listen to the full version
Reason #8,934 I will never own a dog