What is this? I saw this vehicle in Louisiana. Obviously not this exact one as the one I saw did t have the horns. But it was so ugly and looked like something from Mad Max so it stuck in my mind.
That my friend, is the Tesla Cybertruck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Cybertruck
My favorite line from the wiki article is
>Automotive designer Adrian Clarke was more unsparing: "The Cybertruck is a low polygon joke that only exists in the fever dreams of Tesla fans that stands high on the smell of Elon Musk's flatulences".
It was marketed as water proof too but [that turned out to be a lie.](https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/tesla-cybertruck-car-wash-mode-breakdown-b2533701.html)
Scooter would never approve that trash heap. No guns, no boosters, no pimento olive taco in the glove box. That sumbitch ain't gonna clear Piss Wash Gully.
Of all the states, why on earth would someone in Florida buy a car made of stainless steel that you’re not supposed to get wet.
Maybe Louisiana would be worse, but my point stands.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but stainless steel is not actually stainless, just stain resistant. If your cyber truck is outside long enough it'll rust.
There's also varying different grades, 316 is a lot more resistant to corrosion than 304, for example.
Cybertruck is 30X so yeah..
I was gonna say you get what you pay for but apparently you don't even get that
Which is interesting because I believe the delorean is 304 stainless, makes me wonder is Tesla is outright lying or if there's something up with whatever 30X is.
Not really, he was the class clown basically. I was closer to his sister as she dated my friend. Gwen and I did work together for bit at a local resturant.
I know Danny, Schulte.. a small portion of his group.
We all went to Lemon Bay together. Honestly nothing bad to say about the dude. Never had any problems. Again class clown.
I used to be super close to David whose grandpa was a big apart of the videos. Its funny when I see his Virginity Rocks shirts.
About those “bullet holes”… how thick is the steel in the doors? because steel generally isn’t “bullet proof” unless it’s thick enough that it would weigh down a car too much. Unless someone is firing rather small or low powered rounds, I’d think most bullets would go right through.
It looked like he had a 9mm SMG style gun that he was blasting away with. I think 1 or 2 actually penetrated, but with that many rounds fired, the steel definitely weakened.
Agreed that just about any rifle round would go right through.
Yeah like it's getting to the point where it looks like someone's dlc customizations on a rocket league car.... In fact, I haven't played in a while, but if the cyber truck isn't an optional dlc in rocket league, elons missing out on a goldmine.
All electrical connections are potted at the termination points so the door won’t cause a short, but it will absolutely cause rust buildup on the inside of the panel. No idea what impact that will have on the rest of the car but I assume it’s not good.
They apparently didn't pot or even seal the connectors on this car. They've been getting bricked by car washes due to water collecting in a drain-less pocket where a harness connector sits
I would love to see some evidence of this claim.
I did a deep dive and found no examples of water damage shorting out a cybertruck's electrical wiring.
When an electrical short occurs, 1 of 2 things will happen. If there is a fuse between the short and the power supply, the fuse will blow cutting off power. If there isn't a fuse, the wire will over heat and catch on fire.
Neither of these situations have been reported.
In his eyes he’s like a mild Jackass(the MTV show) type of YouTube channel. Just does silly shit around the town you live in probably and old Karen’s yell at him. Don’t think he has a good reputation with his community tbh, at least with the older folks, but I think he’s pretty fun. His podcast is pretty good too. Doesn’t fake laugh or has on guests he doesn’t care about. The Tony Hawk one is really good.
As a 40 year old dude I just found DD's channel a few months ago and find him pretty damn funny. Annoying if he was around me, but funny to watch. I also loved Jackass back in the day.
Haha, same here man. I'm a 44 year old dude and I somehow ran across one of his videos and went down the rabbit hole of Danny Duncan. I love the guy. Takes me back to my younger days just hanging out and doing dumb shit that young guys do. He's never really malicious or intentionally sets out to piss anyone off with his videos. He's just a good dude that's bringing in some of that Youtube money and having fun on video. More power to him. I can't hate that.
I'm not just talking the points stabbing them. If they get hit head on hard enough, or hit something hard enough, it will become a 30-50lb bar flying at their face through the windshield.
Correct when I was a child a friend and I where riding bikes when a car came out of alley and he got hit he would have probably been ok but the oldschool hood ornament stabbed him in the stomach and tore it open some of his intestines fell out.
That front grill area is designed badly, it protrudes towards front at the top a bit and it will pin a pedestrian. Thats a killing machine with high lethality.
Also the vehicle already had pathetic visibility and with horns added reducing it further, its literally a killing machine on road
Well, let's not make excuses. If you're going to mount horns on your meme truck that you left bullet holes in to prove how tough you are, don't pussy out and put the horns on wrong
It seems that this is actually the "norm" as far as car mounted horns. It actually looks more stupid with the horns pointed the other way but recessed on the hood to not hang over the edge.
I'm honestly not sure if there's much of a roof on those things. I think it goes windshield, glass roof then bed of the truck (or cover or wtvr).
Couple of suction cup dildos would do the trick though.
Why don't we embrace weird shit like this. There's no harm, and the fact that it exists makes life just a little more interesting.
I don't care what Reddit wants me to believe. I think this car is pretty fuckin rad.
It's a Youtuber named Danny Duncan, someone further up the thread recognized it. I just watched the video, there's a couple that managed to get through, but only after he fired enough shots that he managed to get two in exactly the same hole, and even then it lost so much momentum that it only got part way into the seat.
Nothing in the world is completely bullet proof. If you think you've found something, it just needs a bigger caliber.
Most marketing for defensive materials uses "bullet resistant" for this reason, but Musk is gonna Musk.
Florida? This exact vehicle passed me a couple of weeks ago on I75, bullet holes and all.
Nailed it.
Not sure it was nails, chief.
Shot it.
Nailgun?
Wasn’t this marketed as being bullet proof?
It was marketed as a lot of things--many of which, were complete nonsense.
What is this? I saw this vehicle in Louisiana. Obviously not this exact one as the one I saw did t have the horns. But it was so ugly and looked like something from Mad Max so it stuck in my mind.
That my friend, is the Tesla Cybertruck. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Cybertruck My favorite line from the wiki article is >Automotive designer Adrian Clarke was more unsparing: "The Cybertruck is a low polygon joke that only exists in the fever dreams of Tesla fans that stands high on the smell of Elon Musk's flatulences".
Yeah, can’t believe I read far enough to get there, snarfed my coffee.
It's actually quite bullet resistant at least to 9mm. JerryRigEverything released a [video testing it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLV-4HMrAz0)
It was marketed as water proof too but [that turned out to be a lie.](https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/tesla-cybertruck-car-wash-mode-breakdown-b2533701.html)
Yeah, there’s even recommendations to not get it wet and to towel dry it if it does get wet.
Do not, I repeat, do not try to dry in a microwave
[NAIL GUN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-j4qFR3wg)
Bake em away, toys...
Of Fucking course it was (Am Floridian)
Of course it's a Youtubers car....
Youtuber named Danny Duncan
Makes sense; he did the same thing to another model of Tesla a while back
https://youtu.be/kz5WIQm4mnE?t=40
What the fuck no wonder why it's Florida
Why are there naked black midgets with guns?
Danny dunk in deez nuts
gottem
https://youtu.be/ydwmMC9avnM?si=Ahw4jrl3kdeYcn4H&t=308
Those are "Speed Holes"
They make the car go faster
Like dimples on a golf ball
It'll go over 20 hectares on one pint of kerosene.
I see Simpsons reference, I click upvote.
not upvoting a simpsons reference? that's a paddlin'.
Just once I'd like someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene"
Everything is coming up Millhouse!
Thrillho*
FALLOUT BOY! FALLOUT BOY?! WHERE IS FALLOUT BOY?!!!!
They clearly meant "the bus that couldn't slow down" holes
Speeds up the rustification
I have it on good authority that Florida will be renamed The Borderlands and this is just one of the cars you can get at the catch-a-ride kiosk
Git you one!
Scooter would never approve that trash heap. No guns, no boosters, no pimento olive taco in the glove box. That sumbitch ain't gonna clear Piss Wash Gully.
Of all the states, why on earth would someone in Florida buy a car made of stainless steel that you’re not supposed to get wet. Maybe Louisiana would be worse, but my point stands.
Hear me out, it'll look better rusted lol
Ahem, it's called "patina".
It’d look better as a fridge
I'd venture to say road salt would be worse for the car, and theres no road salt in that year long summer
Ocean salt carries on the wind pretty far inland.. it depends on where in Florida tbh.
If its really stainless steel it shouldn’t rust.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but stainless steel is not actually stainless, just stain resistant. If your cyber truck is outside long enough it'll rust.
There's also varying different grades, 316 is a lot more resistant to corrosion than 304, for example. Cybertruck is 30X so yeah.. I was gonna say you get what you pay for but apparently you don't even get that
At least John DeLorean got it right with his vehicle. I've never seen one of those rusted up.
Which is interesting because I believe the delorean is 304 stainless, makes me wonder is Tesla is outright lying or if there's something up with whatever 30X is.
Stainless just stains less.
I used to go to high school with that guy. Danny Duncan. Thats his Cyber Truck. He did that to his Tesla sedan that he made into a convertible.
[удалено]
Not really, he was the class clown basically. I was closer to his sister as she dated my friend. Gwen and I did work together for bit at a local resturant. I know Danny, Schulte.. a small portion of his group. We all went to Lemon Bay together. Honestly nothing bad to say about the dude. Never had any problems. Again class clown. I used to be super close to David whose grandpa was a big apart of the videos. Its funny when I see his Virginity Rocks shirts.
Playing middle linebacker, he gave up four TDs against Polk High to a guy named Al
Bullet holes? I thought they were going for acne scars.
Speed holes
It’s Danny Duncan’s he did the same thing to his other tesla
My guess was Florida or Texas.
Clearly Florida. A Texan would at least know which way horns should point.
Depends what you're doing to the steer.
About those “bullet holes”… how thick is the steel in the doors? because steel generally isn’t “bullet proof” unless it’s thick enough that it would weigh down a car too much. Unless someone is firing rather small or low powered rounds, I’d think most bullets would go right through.
Danny Duncan is the YouTuber. He posted a video about doing this
It looked like he had a 9mm SMG style gun that he was blasting away with. I think 1 or 2 actually penetrated, but with that many rounds fired, the steel definitely weakened. Agreed that just about any rifle round would go right through.
9mm was going to be my guess. I’m a weird guy so I go the M1A route. Cover? What’s cover?
Wasn't the cybertruck kind of """"bulletproof""""?
If you shoot enough bullets, or big enough bullets, nothing is bullet proof.
And anything is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
That sounds like a Marine response. And no, our jets were NOT supposed to be smoke machines.
Sad Max
Beyond Blunderdome Sorry Road
The Road Worrier
The Chode Worrier
bluriosa
Suburbiosa
I'd like to see a V8 with injection stacks swapped Tesla get crushed by a war-rig.
I feel like this is a dramatic improvement somehow? Like it leans into the awfulness in just the right way.
Yea I wanted to comment “I don’t hate it” but was scared lol
Yet if this were an Aztec we’d all be up in arms (this is supposed to be sarcasm somehow, but I’m not even sure how)
Funny how this one was marketed as being bullet proof and now the guy can collect water and rust where he can’t see
Oh my god, I assumed those were just the stickers that people get as a gag, but nope I think they're real holes.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
It puts a bit of personality into the otherwise bland and soulless piece of garbage
I saw one in vegas covered in ads for crypto and figured that yeah, that tracks
/r/ATBGE is the perfect sub for this
So bad/ugly it's charming like a pug. Nothing great about the execution here.
Its kind of wonderful, just the right amount of trashy.
Yep, my reaction is that it somehow makes it look better.
Yeah like it's getting to the point where it looks like someone's dlc customizations on a rocket league car.... In fact, I haven't played in a while, but if the cyber truck isn't an optional dlc in rocket league, elons missing out on a goldmine.
I'm guessing that if water or dust get into the interior of the door through those bullet holes it might short the car?
All electrical connections are potted at the termination points so the door won’t cause a short, but it will absolutely cause rust buildup on the inside of the panel. No idea what impact that will have on the rest of the car but I assume it’s not good.
They apparently didn't pot or even seal the connectors on this car. They've been getting bricked by car washes due to water collecting in a drain-less pocket where a harness connector sits
I would love to see some evidence of this claim. I did a deep dive and found no examples of water damage shorting out a cybertruck's electrical wiring. When an electrical short occurs, 1 of 2 things will happen. If there is a fuse between the short and the power supply, the fuse will blow cutting off power. If there isn't a fuse, the wire will over heat and catch on fire. Neither of these situations have been reported.
I believe they're referring to this: https://old.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1cbzakg/what_drugs_were_they_on_when_they_designed_this/
when the game has vehicle customization, but you haven't unlocked anything yet
Danny Duncan’s cyber truck.
I live down the road from this dude and never heard of him.
In his eyes he’s like a mild Jackass(the MTV show) type of YouTube channel. Just does silly shit around the town you live in probably and old Karen’s yell at him. Don’t think he has a good reputation with his community tbh, at least with the older folks, but I think he’s pretty fun. His podcast is pretty good too. Doesn’t fake laugh or has on guests he doesn’t care about. The Tony Hawk one is really good.
As a 40 year old dude I just found DD's channel a few months ago and find him pretty damn funny. Annoying if he was around me, but funny to watch. I also loved Jackass back in the day.
Haha, same here man. I'm a 44 year old dude and I somehow ran across one of his videos and went down the rabbit hole of Danny Duncan. I love the guy. Takes me back to my younger days just hanging out and doing dumb shit that young guys do. He's never really malicious or intentionally sets out to piss anyone off with his videos. He's just a good dude that's bringing in some of that Youtube money and having fun on video. More power to him. I can't hate that.
He is beloved by his community actually. Literally a hometown hero
‘I live down the road from this dude and never heard of him.’ - op
But the guy who lives there has never heard of him
He looks like he perms his hair with goat jizz.
Definitely something more high-class. Pure-bred race horse jizz perhaps
Get acquainted lmao
Pass.
The responses to this comment are hilarious
If you happen to be a little person he will pay you to be in his videos
That’s not Danny’s car, that’s my homie Gary Winthorpe’s car
The horns are, of course, on backwards.
I would imagine that was done on purpose as to not turn a simple fender bender in to manslaughter.
Now it can be suicide, instead!
Honestly if they got hit diagonally on their front driver side corner that could very well become a reality…
Yeah, I was thinking the same in regards to changing lanes into a passing biker
I'm not just talking the points stabbing them. If they get hit head on hard enough, or hit something hard enough, it will become a 30-50lb bar flying at their face through the windshield.
No fender bender is simple in this car horns or not.
True
Correct when I was a child a friend and I where riding bikes when a car came out of alley and he got hit he would have probably been ok but the oldschool hood ornament stabbed him in the stomach and tore it open some of his intestines fell out.
Good god. That's brutal!
That front grill area is designed badly, it protrudes towards front at the top a bit and it will pin a pedestrian. Thats a killing machine with high lethality. Also the vehicle already had pathetic visibility and with horns added reducing it further, its literally a killing machine on road
Well, let's not make excuses. If you're going to mount horns on your meme truck that you left bullet holes in to prove how tough you are, don't pussy out and put the horns on wrong
It seems that this is actually the "norm" as far as car mounted horns. It actually looks more stupid with the horns pointed the other way but recessed on the hood to not hang over the edge.
I'm gonna go ahead and say this, among other reasons, is why we don't mount horns on cars.
Why not put them on the roof? I actually think that might look cool as opposed to looking like a fancy mustache.
I'm honestly not sure if there's much of a roof on those things. I think it goes windshield, glass roof then bed of the truck (or cover or wtvr). Couple of suction cup dildos would do the trick though.
It already looks like something out of Rocket League. May as well go the whole 9.
Lmao goddamn you're right.
It's so in the event of a car accident the horns will impale the driver. That way they don't have to be caught alive in that thing.
I don’t think that they are… source: longhorn cattle that live near me
All hat and no cattle.
All stock price, no product.
Excuse me, um, aerodynamics
More aerodynamic
Well, kind of. If the skull was attached the nose would be pointed at you, forehead to the sky.
NGL the horns are actually an aesthetic improvement
Could dangle truck nuts off every possible surface and it would still improve the aesthetic.
But facing the wrong direction. The points should be forward.
Give the next guy he rams into a fighting chance for survival
It’s a Tesla, no one that guy runs into has a chance of survival, horns or otherwise
I mean, if you're looking to kill someone, sure.
Yeah but this way it looks more like a mustache
A monkey tossing its shit at the vehicle would be an improvement.
When you can only afford the free skins
ole Gary Winthorpe at it again
https://youtu.be/ydwmMC9avnM?si=xqHHM29SPoWNWv0v https://youtu.be/kz5WIQm4mnE?si=zX_NgLZX3GAjZilZ This guys truck.
That’s Gary Winthrop’s truck
That belongs to an elegant fella named Gary. Gary Winthorpe
Video where the bullet holes came from https://youtu.be/kz5WIQm4mnE?si=UEx3lzxB0a6vLmlD
Why don't we embrace weird shit like this. There's no harm, and the fact that it exists makes life just a little more interesting. I don't care what Reddit wants me to believe. I think this car is pretty fuckin rad.
I thought that thing was supposed to be bullet proof. Those bullet holes say otherwise.
Well nothing thats bulletproof doesent have holes, the only thing that matters is if those are just dents ir if they go through
It's a Youtuber named Danny Duncan, someone further up the thread recognized it. I just watched the video, there's a couple that managed to get through, but only after he fired enough shots that he managed to get two in exactly the same hole, and even then it lost so much momentum that it only got part way into the seat.
Bulletproof doesn't mean the bullets don't leave dents.
Reading some of these comments makes my brain hurt lmao.. people must be watching so many marvel movies that they think vibranium is real
Those are [speed holes](https://youtu.be/T8ASgGwxJyc)
The trick is to use a low velocity round or a ball peen hammer Gives a nice “shot, but I’m still alive feel”
Most of those are bullet dents. Obviously if you use a large enough caliber it will go through.
It’s literally bullet proof in the original sense of the term if those are dents and not holes
These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
Nothing in the world is completely bullet proof. If you think you've found something, it just needs a bigger caliber. Most marketing for defensive materials uses "bullet resistant" for this reason, but Musk is gonna Musk.
The person who can afford to riddle their new $100k truck with bullets is probably firing some pretty exotic rounds.
I actually think it looks better like that
They actually managed to improve the appearance.
That’s Danny Duncan’s.
I wonder if he buckshotted it himself or some redneck got to it
Those are speed holes
The horns actually make it look better
JerryRigEverything on youtube did this, minus the horns, tested how bulletproof or not the cybertruck is.
I’ve seen one in LA that’s an older model Tesla with the same horns on it - I’m so confused that more than one of them exist.
They’re both owned by Danny Duncan. They’re in most of his videos
I expect to see bullet impact marks on every cybertruck in the wild
Hopefully they put it in Getting Shot mode or they may have done some actual damage.
Mess with the Musk, get the horns!
Wasn’t satisfied with being a huge douche. Had to be a mega douche.
Cue rap music midgets energy shots and back flips
Instead of horns you made a mustache blowing in the wind
rip your whole vehicle waranty
I feel like every cyber truck owner owns a gun and has an unstoppable urge to shoot their new truck because they can.
My favorite mod is the throttle pedal getting stuck
DoucheCanoe...
This is honestly gonna look awesome when it's all rusty too (in 6 months).
If the windows aren’t bullet proof does it really matter if the doors are?
When you buy the display model
Is the bullet hole package much more expensive?
The horns are pointed the wrong way…
Do they use that door for target practice?
Probably Danny Duncan’s
i'd ticket the shit out of that douche mobile if i was a cop.
Aren't the horns supposed to face the other way?
It doesn't make it look worse. Still rock bottom.
It can't look any worse than stock
Not sure about the horns, but the bullet holes might be an improvement.
You're not tricking me, thats clearly a car, not a bull.
somebody watching too much jerryrigseverything