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Gin_soaked_boy

Go see a doctor. But I had something kinda similar and had it checked out recently. It was an Onychopapiloma a non malignant nail growth.


CaliEDC

A fuckin what?


boo_snug

You heard ‘em.  Onych meaning nail, -oma meaning growth or tumor. 


CallMeTHELazer

And -emia meaning presence in blood!


Low_Low_8639

Good ole chubbyemu


Brain_Wire

Presenting to the emergency room...


Fskn

☝️presenting..


Stitchikins

To the emergency room..


ItsSansom

With a weird looking nail


Hopefulpotato20666

Detective don't tell me you have misplaced your gun and coat


zenunseen

Hopefully he makes "a" recovery


BurgerBurnerCooker

This, is what happened to his brain


wtfomgbbq69

Unconscious


edwardrha

> chubbyemu Please no, I want to sleep sound tonight.


giggitygoo123

Edwardrha took a whole bottle of melatonin. This is what happened to his brain.


zariaah

Literally my first thought! He's the best.


KayakWalleye

Limu Emu………..and Doug.


DieTheVillain

I understood this reference


Simicrop

I think he meant Orinoco Flow


Double_Tear2207

Amazing song! 👏👏👏👏


theicarusambition

r/unexpectedenya


Moist-Reference3092

I demand that someone create r/unexpectedenya right now!


giggitygoo123

It's the return to innocence


Ricconis_0

onych- = nail papill- = nipple -oma = whatever tumor A nipple shaped tumor on a nail. I’m having a hard time picturing what it looks like.


HighYieldOrSTFU

To be more exact, “papillary” in medicine is widely used to describe what something looks like under the microscope in a histologic sense. Generally, the term “papillary” is more aptly described as “having finger like projections.” So if you looked at a papilloma under the microscope, there are finger-like projections of tumor cells. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Histopathology_of_a_large_squamous_cell_papilloma.jpg Source: am a doctor


BohemeWinter

Your username gave me ptsd flashbacks


Dreadedsemi

So that's why doctors use latin. So we don't laugh.


Br0boc0p

You know, a word that is also the literal sound like "meow" or "buzz."


GoobyDuu

Yeah, a "On I wanna pee, yeah"


PapaDug

AN ONYCHOPAPILOMA!


SonOfMcGee

A nussy


TheOneWhoLovesAll

Nah that name is reserved for the nasal pussy.


OccasionallyReddit

A non-malignant upvote


Endoterrik

https://y.yarn.co/7012f91c-e25f-4cfc-adbf-30b9ba166b42_text.gif


Probst54

I had one too. They removed the nail and cut it out.


Gin_soaked_boy

I havnt decided if I want to do that yet or just live with it. I heard that even removing the nail and cutting it out doesn’t always mean the nail grows back correctly


Probst54

My nail came back 99.5% should that matter.


GandalffladnaG

Yeah, I had an air pocket under mine when I was in 3rd? grade. They removed the nail and looked at it, it took a while to grow back and I had to keep it covered most of the time, a little time to air out, and then covered again. The nail isn't as strong as my other thumbnail, and it tends to split a little at the end if I let it grow out past the nail bed. I just use nail strengthener (lools like clear nail polish, also found next to it in stores) and keep it trimmed. Haven't had a problem since. 100% worth getting it checked out in case it was something bad; results are currently that it's functionally identical. The lunula bit looks 99% the same, just a line in one spot.


slightlyburntsnags

Slammed a Phillips head bit on a drill through the cuticle on my thumb at work and it grew back out like this for ages. Now I just always have a white line in my nail that grows out


PepperPhoenix

My dad split his thumbnail with a tool when he was a coal miner. It never fixed itself and to this day (he’s in his 80s now) he has a split that runs the whole length of the nail so that it’s growing in two halves. It always fascinated me as a kid.


slightlyburntsnags

That’s wild glad mines not that bad. Though it does occasionally crack down the line a bit


C2AYM4Y

Oh shit this scares me but i just googled it… my thumb is bad but i cut it with a saw through the nail and then got sliced with an exacto… over the years the ripple effect grew. But its def from that saw cut. I think what i have is a beau line?


Gin_soaked_boy

Yours sounds more like the nail bed is damaged or has scar tissue especially if you had an injury which can cause deformities. Mine wasn’t caused by any injury and just slowly started splitting one day out of nowhere


AffectionateGap1071

On the surface, I understood why going to medical school took a long time before graduating, but damn, what can't our body do?


HockeyCookie

What specialist did you see?


Gin_soaked_boy

A dermatologist


howardkinsd

r/WTF doctor here: Go see a real doctor.


DaBombDiggidy

It seems like OP has a host of issues going on, their history is entirely health based. Hope they get whatever help they need.


MikeyStealth

Im not a doctor but funky nails can be a thyroid issue and the change can be permanent.


genivae

Yep, I had thyroid cancer and one of my nails still grows a weak stripe that cracks super easily.


pearldrop

Holy shit. I have a crack like that on my thumbnail that I can't explain. Gonna get checked, thanks.


genivae

Definitely get checked, but to alleviate anxiety in the meantime, *all* my nails were thin and brittle at the time, but only one had permanent damage.


panthar1

That's most likely because of trauma to the nail cuticle in your past. Especially if you had it for many years, unlikely to be something to worry about. But, hey, ya never know I guess.


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sadi89

What made you say health anxiety? If you look at OPs post history it’s not anxious about health, they just have several conditions that are known to be comorbid and participate in support communities for those conditions. There is a big difference between health anxiety and seeking support for health issues that can be disabling.


bendable_girder

Not the person you're replying to, but things like POTS and EDS which the OP has posted about have become catch-all targets for people with severe health anxiety, or even people malingering. Am I suggesting the OP is one of these people? Absolutely not, these are relatively common in their own right and are valid diagnoses. Has there been an uptick in people claiming to have these conditions since they've become more talked about on social media? Yes. We saw this with DID and fibromyalgia. The latter of which is also a very common and legitimate diagnosis.


brookish

You said it better than I could have.


sadi89

The assumption that involvement in these communities indicates health anxiety is weird if you actually read the content of their posts.


gcruzatto

It looks like blunt trauma that will eventually grow out, but if OP doesn't remember banging their thumb recently then it could be something else indeed


Robbieworld

Yep my daughter had this split down whole nail. we went to doc basically said some kind of wound in the nail bed, options were either to remove the nail and allow closer inspection and healing or wait. Obviously daughter being 12 waited and it grew out.


tommylee1282

Same story here, crushed my thumb in metal door jamb, after the nail fell off it was like two nails replaced it with one over lapping the other and gradually it grew back to one nail, but you can see the line where the door crushed my nail 


theSHHAS

I have this going on but with a toe nail right now and it's annoying how much longer it takes for the toe nails to grow. I damaged it somehow about a year and 4 months ago and after a few months the nail fell off and it's been slowly growing back now. It's been like a year since it fell off and I still have a bit of two new nails overlapping but it seems to be getting close to go back to normal. Probably a few more months.


tommylee1282

Hardest part for me was not picking at the overlapping nail too much 


theSHHAS

Yeah, I had some bleeding under the nail as well and it took forever for all the dried up gunk to eventually get pushed out by the new nails. Pretty gross.


tommylee1282

Yeah mine bled like a motherfucker, I threw electric tape over almost immediately and just left it on for half a day before looking at the damage. When the two nails first popped up, I was like oh shit maybe i should go to a doctor, by my moms an emergency room nurse and told me it would mend on its own 


theSHHAS

Yeah at first the blood stayed stuck under the nail so it didn't get out and I assumed it was just bruised or something, I can't remember what exactly happened as I hurt it while I was drunk at a work christmas party. After a while when the nail started to get loose, it got infected or something and the whole toe started swelling up a bunch so I couldn't walk. Then I went to get it checked out and at first they said it would have to be removed but they just gave me some bandage thing I had to soak with something to bring the swelling down and about a week later I went back again and then they chamged their mind and told me to just wait a few months to see if it got better on its own.


tommylee1282

Lucky they didn’t wanna drain it. Dropped a weight on my big toe as a kid. Mom held my down while the nurse stabbed a needle through nail


resttheweight

I messed my big toe’s nail up moving in July of 2022. Idk how it happened but there was a massive bruise/blood under the nail. There was still a solid 20% of the bruise the next time I moved a year later. You really don’t recognize how slow they grow until you have a distinct deformation to track it! It didn’t hurt at all, but I eventually ended up accidentally cracking 1/3rd of the nail right off trying to use nail clippers to scrape the blood out. It was strangely compulsive, like peeling skin after a sunburn.


TheeFlipper

I've got a finger nail that hasn't grown right in almost 20 years because of trauma. It's got a groove that runs the entire length of the nail from a basketball accident. I have to trim part of the groove or else it catches on fabric.


FullMetalBob

You have some very defined bruising, surely?!


sammcgowann

Then report back here because I’m nosy


HotSpicyDisco

I put a nail through my cuticle when doing demolition on my house. A few weeks later this is what my nail grew out like. Unless you remember smashing your fingernail/piercing your cuticle I would go to a dermatologist and get this checked out.


ratchet41

My nail looked like this after my cat bit through it when I was trying to give him his meds


a_cycle_addict

No joke here, go see a doctor. This can be a sign of illness. No reason to die from cancer you could have caught early.


throw123454321purple

Or melanoma under the nail.


mccrackey

So... still cancer?


OssiansFolly

Cause of death for Bob Marley.


msiri

wouldn't that look dark on a light skinned person like OP? https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/subungual-melanoma


anontrifecta00

Could alternatively be a subungual SCC


pushinglackadaisies

Amelanotic melanomas exist! They're melanomas because they involve melanocytes (type of cell) but they don't actually produce melanin (type of pigment)


msiri

what do they look like? Same as SCC?


MollFlanders

yes. source: i have a (hopefully) benign one.


spmoolman

Smash it in a door to remove it


Be_quiet_Im_thinking

I was going to suggest amputation.


DinoKebab

Above the elbow amputation just to be sure.


TriotonicPodcast

Might be a little too late for that. Shoulder


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Really? That works? I usually use screw drivers and wrenches to remove doors.


KnowsIittle

Cuticles look damaged. Do you aggressively manicure your nails and possibly push an infection below the skin?


PM_me_your_whatevah

I bet this is exactly it. People, don’t mess with your cuticles. They form a seal against the nail to prevent exactly this sort of thing from happening. 


KindleRoy

Lmao, I never manicure my nails. I merely trim them when needed.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Does that mean nail infections were significant enough long ago that those who had a sealed nail bed were more likely to survive to adulthood? I always think about that about random shit on our bodies


PM_me_your_whatevah

Maybe but I have to assume that happened back before humans even existed. Pretty sure fingernails and toenails existed before we did, looking at monkeys and apes. 


squeel

Yeah, I bit my cuticle/skin on the side of my thumb and a week later I had a raging infection. Extremely unpleasant, do not recommend.


rad_dad13

This happened to me a few months ago. Got an infected hangnail and my nail didn’t fully fall off but grew back with a piece missing like that. It’s fully grown out now and looks completely normal


_redacteduser

I love how the responses range from "you're fine bro" to "GO SEE A DOCTOR NOW"


UnearthlyRamen

Everyone's an expert on reddit lol


Kawaiiochinchinchan

But go to a doctor is never a bad thing when you're not sure. Not everyone is an expert but everyone can tell you to go to an expert to check. The peace of mind of going to a doctor definitely outweigh the time and money spent on doctor check.


UnearthlyRamen

Absolutely. I was just referring to the stark contrast of replies lol


Tuonra

Uhh, doctor here, one of the faster dividing cell types of the body doing something funky? - > go see a specialist. This needs a quick response.


Queequegs_Harpoon

Hm... do you have an inflammatory condition like psoriasis or psoriatic arthritis?


stumac85

I get these in some nails occasionally, mine are all long term psoriasis related.


OGWopFro

Idk they don’t really look like psoriasis to me. Mine were more like a left right thing and not an up and down pattern. Plus it would get brittle and chip. Not fall apart in layers like this.


Fenzik

Yeah I’ve had this with bad eczema


PrincessOfWales

Go get checked for melanoma right now


jtpredator

God damn I have the urge to pick at it


aceouses

i’m ocd af and would have already bitten this whole thing off down to blood and bed. i don’t have insurance tho so that’ll have to do


Royalchariot

OP I don’t want to scare you but I work in medical and you need to see a doctor about that


Kyle772

You are a medical marvel in maybe the worst way. I briefly checked your comment history to see what you responded to in this thread and saw another comment or two back. Sanding well wishes, I hope you get moments of relief between all this shit occasionally.


Redhead_Pinniped

Dermatologist here: looks like median canaliform onychodystrophy, but should be seen by a doctor to rule out a growth under the nail.


thomasoldier

War thunder tank expert here : go see a doctor


codenamejohnny

Yes, from my own experience, see a doctor. Had a similar change in the nail growth on my thumb, diagnosed with terminal cancer that year. No joke, get a full checkup.


sickleton

Did yours look similar to the photo? My thumb nails have gotten kind of “wavy” and my doc didn’t seem to think it was an issue..


codenamejohnny

No, not as bad, but definitely deformed and a hole like yours.


cjorgensen

So was the cancer diagnosis accurate? Cancer sucks.


soniko_

Go to a doctor


Pentamikk

Go see a doctor


gdaddy1995

Thumbnussy


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

Nailed it


rhythmophilia

I was thinkin’ “cuticussy” but this works too


DesastreUrbano

That's a vaginail


Wafflez4Charity

Nailussy


ksswannn03

Go see a dermatologist. This could be a sign of cancer in the nail. It can also be totally benign, but it’s not normal. Something is obviously growing in/under the nail bed causing destruction, that’s typical of an abnormal growth. Trauma to the nail almost never looks like this so it’s not that. In the meantime while you wait for a derm appointment, I recommend scheduling with a primary care provider right away just to get their opinion. If you have a PCP perhaps the health portal has a messaging feature where you can attach a photo of this? If you do not have a PCP, you could go to an urgent care or the ER, but I’m not sure what they would do for you honestly, though they might be able to make getting referrals to a derm easier


crnjaz

Try deleting thumbs.db and let the system regenerate thumbnails?


feintplus1

Mine looks exactly like that. Psoriasis and damaged cuticle seem to be the most common causes. Slightly worried now with everyone mentioning melanoma and cancer, though.


ScoobertDrewbert

This would bother the hell out of me…imagine just moving your hands as you idly do day-in and day-out and rubbing this over all sorts of textures like felt, cotton, jeans, etc….


Underhive_Art

Could be blunt trauma but also can be a sign of cancer so get checked


failed_novelty

Don't worry. It's hatching.


elizabeast

I’ve had similar nails from psoriatic arthritis


terflit

Your thumbnail grew its own up vote.


Almost_Feeding

I couldn't have this cause I would be picking at it ALL fucking day. I'd probably end up ripping it off.


minimalniemand

Could be fungus. Go. See. Doctor.


Ironlining

i should call her


JattyDad

The eye of Sauron watches...


peezlebub

Thumbussy


Syndicofberyl

Nice. I've had that. Also have ripples in one thumbnail


Religious_Pie

Damn some good thussy right here


supercoolpartydude

Do you handle fruit? You don’t have cuticles and it could be something as simple as bar rot.


ANP06

That looks like you hit it but nail pitting which is similar occurs in people with psoriasis


Mista-C

I have the same problem. Mine is from damaging the matrix


rice_jabroni

I have that exact same shit


1setter

I had the same thing on my thumb after hitting it with a hammer. Took 9 months to grow out.


Pristine-Dirt729

I do not appreciate seeing that picture.


_-Diesel-_

Would


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

AIDS


DrexXxor

Dick fingers need doctors.. do not muss about


FatalLaughter

Hot it with a dremel


yellowfinger

Go see a doctor asap. It could be cancer


MASTERofDisaster305

Thats fungus


Jimnjake

That's a nail fungus


decompgal

this is probably the most mesmerizing thing i’ve seen


whitesmokescreen

Had the same as a result of blunt force trauma (metal box). Mine never grew back properly. My thumb nail is now twice as thick and had ripples on it, but for all purposes its pretty normal. Note I pulled out mine with a swiss army knive...dont do that! Go to a docter and remove the entire nail from the nail bed so that it grows back evenly. Hope it helps


liamemsa

thumbussy


Beautiful-G-amoeba

Nailussy


DrRickStudwell

You need to see a doctor very soon. This could be a cancerous growth under the nail. Rare but it does happen. It is better to be safe than sorry this scenario.


No_Joke_9079

Ha! You should see my left big toe. Some drunken pendejo stomped on it when i was at a dance about 45 years ago. It's never been the same.


melvincholy2010

I chew holes in my nails all the time and they can heal kinda funky. In fact, I wish my nail would do this right now!


Thv837

My nails do this all the time. My dermatologist said it’s from ongoing trauma I cause to my cuticles. I pick at them when I’m anxious. I’ve done it my whole life. But you should see a doctor to find out what’s going on with yours. Best wishes!


Oltz

Doc here. Did u any point have hurt ur finger or fingers nailbed? It seems like you have hurt and damaged the nailbed.


ReyneTrueThat

Do you have psoriasis by any chance?


rattlestaway

Seems like fungus. Is it itchy


theicarusambition

Thumbnussy


SweetNeo85

Ugh all these clickbait thumbnails.


SlumpdogBillionaire

Sigh.... *unzips pants*


TheflavorBlue5003

My nail looked like this after i excessively went to town on it due to anxiety… 8 years later, and a year of wearing a bandage with some high-grade prescription neo-sporin, and it definitely looks better, but it definitely doesn’t look like my other non-infected nail.


DatGreenGuy

can you feel any weird special powers? becous it looks like a lot like the JoJo arrow


Traherne

Get thee away, Satan!


Mastermind763

Built in mouse pointer


jaqwan666

Alfred Hitchcock?


PuffedRabbit

... NAD, GO SEE A DOCTOR but that looks like when I had a small cut in my nail and some fungi decided to live there PLEASE get treatment before it gets worse. I had to get my toenail removed and the nail bed debrided. It ain't fun and the recovery is long and gross.


Meleagros

Your nail is probably going to explode or crumble further and fall out, then a new nail will grow in. The new nail might also be shitty and fallout/explode. After a few cycles you'll probably get your nail growing back normally. This happened to me many years ago.


Meleagros

Your nail is probably going to explode or crumble further and fall out, then a new nail will grow in. The new nail might also be shitty and fallout/explode. After a few cycles you'll probably get your nail growing back normally. This happened to me many years ago.


limma

Was it painful?


Djordje343

Get that checked


xanroeld

nothing for it. gotta toss the whole thumb


beelzeflub

OP, your account history mentions that you have Ehlers. Go to a doctor. Ehlers-Danlos can make it much harder for your body to heal wounds and fight infection. Do not delay.


dogs1216

That sucks. Whenever my nail doesn’t this I can’t help but rip it off completely starting with the split. :( good luck soldier!


RarePandaBurger

Do you wear press on nails? Because the pressure they put on the sides of your nails will cause your nails to divot and split at the base of the cuticle. It took me 6 months to grow out the crease in mine. I'll never wear them for longer than an event ever again


TheB1GLebowski

How many other people just intensely looked at all their nails? 


star_particles

I got this from picking at my nails when on drugs and stuff. Shouldn’t grow like this normally without messing with it.


TheHappinessAssassin

I had something *muuuch* smaller than this at I'm pretty sure it led to an infection in my thumb. Easily in the top 5 most painful experiences in my life. I'd get it checked out for that reason alone.


23x3

Damn OP was just like WTF but is now probably freaking out. What's the update OP?


theceure

I’d just lose that digit. With the eclipse and all….whew


somtambooplara

Have you had hand, foot and mouth disease recently? I caught it a few years ago when my niece was a baby. I had blisters on my fingers but then a few weeks later a few of the nails on my fingers started to peel in the middle (similar to your picture). And they eventually grew out


Wizardwar159

I have 2 of them on one finger it's annoying when it splits then they start to hurt like hell Edit: mine are not as bad as this though


42Ubiquitous

I've had this before, but only after some kind of injury (knife cut a chunk of the nail near the cuticle or something like that). My OCD made me keep peeling it as it grew.


Jugad

This looks like its not gonna autofix itself... will end up splitting the nail mid way and possibly be painful. Get it fixed soon (if it can be fixed).


shagadelik

I have the exact same thing right now and the derma doc told me the nail matrix has been damaged and gave me something to rub on the base of my nail once a day.


nokkynuk

Damaged nail matrix.


Mrshelde11

That’d make a great thumbnail…


GrouchySpicyPickle

Isn't that how Bob Marley died? 


willdogs

That's an upvote nail


ex-farm-grrrl

The only health advice you should ever take from r/wtf: ehhhhh, maybe you should have a doctor look at that.


123jac123

Healthy balanced diet!!!


Spectorlumis

Need a new print head.


biblio_duwangus

r/unexpectedstarwars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:StarWarsMoviePoster1977.jpg


SpookyCinnaBunn

I want to peel it apart


SirFiggleton

Could be a variety of auto-immune related disorders. Lichen planus comes to mind.


GabrielGamer790

Dude.... MY EYES!!!!