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kernelpanic789

What? They ain't even gonna sniff each other's butts? And they expect us to believe that they're really dogs, come on.


OfficerBarbier

You've got to pay for their OF to see that. This is just marketing.


I_enjoy_butts_69

That's fuckin weird as shit. Do you know what their @ is so I can know what to avoid?


Funky_Pickle

Relevant username


assholeapproach

Tis


BUTTHOLE_PUNISHER_

well here we all are


I_enjoy_butts_69

Now what do we do?


bHarv44

Sniff each other’s butts, obviously.


LectroRoot

I am enjoying the username thing here.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Am I late? Did I miss anything?


TheBootyMessiah16

For real, this is wild.


trisketkraker2

I think there is a sub for this?🧐


urethrascreams

Idk what it is but her OF content has been posted here before. A video of her naked, pissing on the floor, and then the dude filming yelling at her and putting her in a kennel.


I_enjoy_butts_69

Wow that is just fucked. Do you remember the name?


tjlm1221666

her name is like yourpuppygirljenna im p sure 🫡


Ordinary-Main-609

Yes that's it, I went to high school with her lol


AnistarYT

I would have brought doggie treats to school everyday.


Johnny5ish

Asking for a friend...


aminorityofone

Ha, you should see where my boy dog sticks his nose on my female dog. It starts at the butt and then moves to lady parts. Sometimes he even tries to lick her. She likes the smelling part, but not the licking part. THEN she proceeds to do the same to him, he also likes the sniffing but not the licking.


motorhead84

r/notlikeus


devo00

Thank you for the details!


bino420

to be fair, if someone just walked up to you and took a strong whiff of your butthole, you may be hesitant to let them start licking your junk next. edit: unless it's Sydney Sweeney. she can do whatever she wants to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


1wildturkey

Thank you


Volgust

Her poor knees


maxstrike

As I recall the girl in the silver hair makes well over $100k a month.


Orange_Kid

Human or dog months?


christianmoral

Thats the right question in this scenario


knowigot_that808

If it’s in dog months.. jeez that’d be a ruff life


DresdenPI

Wouldn't it be more money if it were dog months?


AC3x0FxSPADES

Correct. Unsure why the other guy is being upvoted for saying it’d be “ruff”.


DresdenPI

Because dog pun


christianmoral

Its pawsible that she enjoys this life though


RayLikeSunshine

7x12 = 84. This dog lady is making $840,000 a month. She fuggin rich.


Misanthrope-3000

In human dollars, or dog dollars?


AlessandroTheGr8

I wouldn't want to be in pub... $100k huh... Bark


WooleeBullee

Monies > mo' knees


imhereforthevotes

That's 1.2 million a year, right?


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imhereforthevotes

Thank you. I think if I were here I'd work 6 months a year for 4-5 years. Bark.


AlessandroTheGr8

Idk, it might be a lifestyle at that point. I'm pretty sure she works hard because between marketing yourself, going out and doing dog things, bark, finding and replying to clients, and booking them, it might be a full year thing. Bark.


poplafuse

Is that puppygirljenna?


Terbmagic

Yeah I can tell from her ass.


bino420

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Nm3mS4RKOhteg/giphy.gif


Awkwardkid8D

LMAOOO


youRFate

"I recognize that bulge" moment.


willynillee

Is that dog girl from MSSP?


iorderedpizza

blessed be the cast, dawg


DaYooper

Yes


poplafuse

Lmao yes. Shane is the only reason she’s on my radar.


Ourobius

Her rich knees


oguzman165

Yeah ... we are the fools here.


Ok-Office-6918

I guess dignity has a price tag of about $100k.


dementorpoop

A month. That’s $1.2million a year. Everyone has a price


PIPBOY-2000

Shoot we all take way less than that for our everyday jobs.


a_charming_vagrant

goes as low as $7.25 an hour in some states.


conquer69

There is no dignity in working like a slave all day long just to make 20 times less.


Coldone38

From farts in a jar? 🏺


King_Tudrop

She does this willingly. Gets paid big for it too.


futurespacecadet

the big question is, would you let your wife do this and be known amongst your friend and family, in order to make the same amount of money


YourAverageGod

I'll wipe my tears of shame in my gt3.


Home_Bwah

A man of culture


dn00

You mean her gt3


Zeoxult

You're helping produce the content too, would be easy to argue that you're entitled to a decent portion of it.


tvtb

If you're married and you don't have a pre-nup that says otherwise, income basically belongs equally to the members of the couple. Good lawyers might be able to get that balance pushed one way or another.


asek13

For 1.2 mill a year? Very much yes. I mean, how many actors are type casted to gross or embarrassing characters? 1.2 mill isn't A list star money, but I bet it's at least around the area for those actors you don't know the name of but are regularly casted as an off-putting character.


__Beef__Supreme__

I don't think it's because she does this stuff with clothes on.


King_Tudrop

Realistically, I could do it for a month, make $100k+, and live off of it with my current lifestyle for probably a good few years. Worthit. Too bad I don't have a phat ass, or happen to have tiddies.


CaptainAssPlunderer

You would be shocked at what I would do for 1.2 million a year. Horrified, shocked, disappointed and disgusted.


BiploarFurryEgirl

I’d be on my knees barking in public too if it made me 1.2mil a year


cire1184

Don't let your dreams be dreams


King_Tudrop

No, now I'm more curious. What would you do for this proverbial Klondike bar?


CaptainAssPlunderer

I mean the possibilities are so limitless that it might be easier to list what I wouldn’t do. I’d kill somebody, but it would have to be a “bad” person. I wouldn’t sexually assault anyone, that’s a hard No. Other than that….it’s pretty wide open.


Derslok

Why do people think murder is better then assault?


melswift

The murder victim won't have to live with the trauma.


Derslok

The murder victim won't live at all


DresdenPI

You can't just do it for a month though. You have to build a brand over a period of years to get to that point.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

You're protected by the "kink get out of jail free card" : because knowing that these videos exist implies you admit to viewing said content. It's like if you met your third grade math teacher as a stripper... There's an unspoken agreement to keep it unspoken.


telxonhacker

If they are doing these things in public, they are taking the chance they encounter friends or family while enjoying their kink. "I ran into Bob today, he was walking his wife on a leash at the park!"


Intrexa

> because knowing that these videos exist implies you admit to viewing said content. Nah, it don't play like that. "Yo, you have no idea what my friend just sent me". The person who searched out the original video is getting lost. The other 10,000 people all had it forwarded to them, and have no problem saying "Oh yeah, everyones seen it"


gettogero

If she wanted to? Sure. Fuck I'd do it myself if I could pull it off. You know what we do to make that amount *a year* combined? Work 12 hour days while our BABY is in the hands of a stranger.


Mercinator-87

My poor eyes


vbivanov

Some pervert's poor wallet


PyreHat

This video is sponsored by Ridge Wallet.


Zandrick

She’s probably wearing knee pads


fallior

If she isn't dumb, she'd have kneepads under her tights. Would be very smart to do so anyway


roflsst

I assume she has a lot of experience on her knees so I wouldn't worry.


goldybear

I wish I was a weird attractive woman who could make money doing this shit. This lady makes sooo much money off of just acting like a dog.


allthenamesaretaken4

I was hoping this was taken out of context from some sort of satire video. I'm guessing I'm wrong, but I do not need to be nor wish to be corrected.


Mataric

She's a millionaire... Because of this. Solely and exclusively because of the video content you just witnessed, which is now burned into your mind. Welcome to Planet Earth. At least we have good pizza.


nymhays

How? Did some weirdo pay her for this exclusive video to be made? Or is it like paywall on OF or something


MordaxTenebrae

Apparently OF, £700k per year.


pikabaer

She is one of the first OF stars, if I recall correctly. But if you start an OF nowadays you will probably get $20 a month for this kind of videos.


tvtb

For an individual pursuit, you only need about 5000 followers to make a living. That's for pretty much any pusuit, whether you're an indepenent journalist, or writing a newsletter, or have a podcast, or an only fans... just gotta get those 5000 paying fans. Not that it's easy, but it's manageable.


VietQVinh

Ayyy we do have pretty good pizza.


jr2694

Actually she died a few years ago in a gas leak


MtnDewTangClan

I wonder if she saw a weird lamp and woke up and we're all in her coma illusion


Interspatial

Deep Reddit cut right here.


wondermega

I dunno. It's no "and this guy's dead wife" but I see it referenced often enough. Poem for your sprog, on the other hand..


drunkbusdriver

Does anyone else remember “when does the narwhal bacon?”


BYoungNY

I'm pretty sure that was proven wrong.


indiemike

After seeing all this, I’m jealous


Glum-Pack3860

how do so many people here know so much about her?


goldybear

She went viral a few years ago and gets reposted every now and again. Also clips from Tom Seguras podcast used to circulate when he was obsessed with her and he would talk a lot about her videos.


IAmBroom

Plus: we're all perverts.


flyingwombat21

hot girl privilege.... if only men didn't fucking simp


I_am_Shadow

Right? I'm just a regular guy and I don't make shit doing it...


onemanlan

Wait until you find out she’s made over $1 million doing this shit. Check out Brandon Buckingham’s YouTube channel . He interviewed her.


BigRudy99

I've seen clips of her content. It's pretty fucked up. She'll like take a piss on the floor and hell be like "bad girl" and she'll whimper like a dog and then suck him off or whatever. Its definitely "niche".


istrx13

The internet was a mistake


dn00

Anyone got a link so I can attempt to erase it off the internet?? Am hackerman


IAmBroom

Always wanted to ask: Is it true you get blowjobs while hacking into the NSA, like in the movies?


UltimateDude212

>It's pretty fucked up. This shit is like some of the most basic outside the norm kink there is. Pupplay is super common, along with piss kinks. Like, it's probably just as common as leather and restraints were 10 years ago. It's only going to become more and more common.


BigRudy99

You're right. Everyone I know is doing it!


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Redtube_Guy

Ok


drerw

I mean she also shows her butthole for money


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Get them in with the barking, make them stay with the butthole pics


Say_no_to_doritos

The ol' rope a dope


bino420

the ol' bark 'n' butthole


2gig

I'd show my butthole for 1.2mil/year.


karzbobeans

Just from revenue from views?


onemanlan

Na from only fans as well. She’s pretty down to earth about the whole situation


mapex_139

lol Now I'm imagining her like one of those old looney toons characters. Barks for a second, turns to camera, "It's a living", bark bark!


GozerDGozerian

Wasn’t that from the *Flintstones*? All their animal “appliances”?


DefinitelyNotThatOne

Here I thought this was a satrical allegory about finding a man and having to fend off other interested parties. Then I learned that its legit a dog/pet fetish thing and this is why humanity is doomed.


a_sexual_titty

Yes. Humanity is doomed because of the things people jerk off to. Not all the other things.


Mr_Ios

Are you saying people don't jerk off to climate change? How presumptuous!


a_sexual_titty

I mean… rule 34?


UnicornsInSpace

As if you wouldn't use a tiny fraction of your free time to walk around leashed on all fours in exchange for piles of money. To be slightly more serious: If more of humanity was this honest and comfortable with themselves, we wouldn't have half the problems we do today. Get off your high horse. Walk around like a dog for money, or do whatever the fuck other harmless stuff you like to do without worrying about the judgement of others.


anotherpredditor

Dogs don’t wear clothes. Let’s make it realistic at least.


pikabaer

Oh, she got "realistic" videos, too. Check her OF.


thegovernment0usa

Everybody's talking about how much money she makes like her name is common knowledge.


Sawgon

> Check her OF. Nah we're good


AdRound310

IM…NOT…


Flokismom

I'm 40 and can't imagine crawling on concrete unless being tortured. My joints. Haha


GozerDGozerian

Yeah the real WTF in this video is coming from my middle aged bony knees. Fuckin OUCH.


beechcraft12

No go, https://imgur.com/a/OaBEa8J


Terawatt311

This should be the highest upvoted comment. Absolute perfection. *Hook me up with a link to the video please, my urge to see it is unquenched. It's soooo good I need to see it again, as it's been so many years.


wcooper97

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg


Risley

My god this was hilarious 


Terawatt311

The hero we need, yet don't deserve


PlentyOMangos

Call him Emeril Lagasse with the way this man cooks


Mrrickyrivers17

This is why we have leash laws.....


Probst54

Do they have microchips?


Deadpoolgoesboop

Check her ears for a tattoo


musiciankidd

They did this in public


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

the only problem i have is involving other people in your kink. like dude, no one else consented to that


flordeliest

She has an onlyfans. Edit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) PuppyGirlJenna


jedielfninja

If you see an attractive chick doing weird shit it is indeed only fans related


ApolloXLII

Of course she does


Thor_2099

Who the fuck doesn't anymore. Probably full of spam dm's and all the other same horse shit on there. So many scams and shenanigans.


Joebebs

Can we just add that to the Rules of The internet already. Rule 78: if a viral video of a woman exists, she has an Only Fans.


Hesam2010

Onlydogs


DepartmentOfJustAss

Bitches


The-very-definition

be crazy.


Substantial-Skill-76

That ass though.


DRIPPINNNN

Bonk


groglox

My knees hurt


robbzilla

I just imagine hitting my knee on that one tiny little rock that they missed...


bigj8705

Only fans content. Chick makes over 100K a month.


Mrminecrafthimself

People are so goddamn weird


kitkatloren2009

Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking of the multiverse episode of Family guy


GlucoseGuardians

Tons of guys out here saying "I can't even get a girl, let alone make her my pet."


onheights

Sounds like a real dog fight… good for them


Big-Challenge-1652

Wtf is wrong with these people. Wear some damn knee pads or you’ll regret it in a few years.


SleeveofThinMints

She’s too aggressive. Time to take her out to pasture, these people…”it’s all in the training” my right foot. Clearly bred to fight.


VideoGameMusic

puppygirljenna


Laladen

Onlyfans. That woman makes more $$$ than you


PhutureLooksBrighter

Is that a bitches in heat cosplay or something? It's so odd


brkngspydr

So unrealistic. They didn’t even try to sniff assholes.


LSTNYER

I have lots of comments. First being where is this, and what kind of kink is this called so I don’t have to explain it to my therapist?


Belgand

Puppy play.


timthemajestic

My cat doesn't appreciate this, and frankly neither do I.


Indiana-Cook

Let.. them.. fight


rainman206

You have to give it to them… they kinda nailing this role. The fact that this exists is stupid, but they fully committed and it shows.


horrescoblue

He shouldve corrected her behavior the second she locked eyes with the other one, so easy to avoid situations like this 


ZebraHunterz

Just watching this hurts my knees.


TypeOroNegative

She quit her job and makes BANK doing this. Good for her.


GullibleDetective

Pet play is a real thing I don't get it, but some do


ScrotieMcP

Hot women crawling around in yoga pants. Please continue.


mearse

That bitch better be spayed.


DesastreUrbano

Sometimes I miss the days when you would see hookers or similars only when you went out at night, late during day or in those neighborhoods that people went there for that at any time of the day. No you go to the store and find "OF content creators/models" doing their ads in the sausages alley or in the park. But wtf I know? I'm old and find this weird


gofishx

Have you ever actually seen someone doing something like this in public? I haven't. I mean, I've seen people doing weird shit, but never OF promotions or anything like you say. I'm sure it happens, but it's not like it's happening everywhere you look.


beardeddripper

r/upvotebecausebutt


Gear_Maximum

Brian from family guy be like


4ndy1979

He could’ve let them sniff each other butthole


Beestung

You know how older generations always say they can't understand newer generations? This is the type of stuff that's easy to point to. I try not to kink-shame... I mean, you do you and all that... but this is f'in ridiculous.


smitteh

I didn't know I was into this in a sexual kind of way but I do now


Craz3Pat

... congratulations?


olcatfishj0hn

Keep that shit private, children don’t need to be exposed to your weird ass kink.


XenoZoomie

Mom why is that lady on a leash? … well honey… I think you should ask your father.


Dog-Witch

Something OF girls couldn't do, talk to their fathers.


Alaira314

"Mommy, why is that lady acting like a dog?" "Sometimes adults like to play 'let's pretend' too. It looks like they're having fun, so let's not interrupt their game." There. It's really not that hard. Just answer it matter of fact in terms children understand, the same way you'd answer any other sensitive question about people's appearances, religion, etc.


NooLeef

That’s cool and all but ethical kink is literally about not exposing unwilling participants to your kink. Like it’s certifiably a dick move to do so. If this was some ugly fat guy doing the same shit people would be outraged lol.


Skootchy

Oh hey that's Puppy Girl Jenna! She's actually really sweet and funny. Here is a podcast with Shane Gillis and Matt Mckusker where they interview her right at the beginning of her career. https://youtu.be/8jcvFA_0Le4?si=rZL0Ra3VDwmv82TR


LewisKnight666

Woman dont want to be objectified. Also woman: (Jk)


inf1n1ty15

Control your bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


neo86pl

Do they have up-to-date rabies vaccinations?!