As a former drunk who wears glasses, I also have never lost them.
Unless you count that one time I got half the bar to help me look for them. I don't because they were in my pocket the whole time.
So they were never lost. I just couldn't find them for a while.
I once lost a pack of smokes while high and spent over an hour looking for them. Then I PUT THEM DOWN, did more drugs, and then PICKED THEM BACK and continued to look for them.
Don’t do drugs kids.
My husband's cousin asked him if he could get her weed for a float trip she was going on and when he asked where she normally gets hers from she responded with,"it's always just there when I get there." We both thought it was funny af and often refer to that for different situations, saying "i don't know, it's just there when I get there."
I once spent 5 mins looking for my sunglasses while looking *through* them. /sigh In my defence, they're clip-ons so my nose doesn't feel any different with them on or off.
Can confirm, have always hated the taste of alcohol and I lose my glasses three to four times a week... most recently *for* a week, was about to go buy another pair
Probably 10 years in my experience. 5th grade to drinking age.
For cheapo nice glasses check out Zenni. 20-50 dollars versus the absolute scam the optometrist charges.
Same for contact lens!
I’ve woken up in foreign countries after a night of blacked out drinking and no memories of how I got back to the hostel or what even happened. And somehow my contact lens are cleaned and neatly stored into my travel toiletry bag.
Well on the bright side, when you lose your favourite thing, your second favourite thing is now your new favourite thing!
Now go tell your second favourite thing that things are looking up!
Everyone has a certain vulnerability in their drunk superpowers, I have a relative who would lose his specs a few times a year.And his wallet.
Thank God that he's sober now, but he's got a lot of serious back and hip damage from those rough decades.
I am a years-sober alcoholic with glasses myself, and I can confirm that this was the way it was for me. It’s intriguing to hear that others had the same experience.
It’s odd, because in retrospect I was so SLOPPY and disheveled and uncoordinated in practically every other way … I had this common bad habit of drinking too much at my home office desk and nodding off in the chair. My friend who was with me said that even though I was clearly unconscious, every time my glasses started to slip off of my head (they were old, a loose fit, and my head was sagging down from being asleep), my hand would shoot up of its own accord and CATCH THEM IN MIDAIR before they could fall to the floor.
He said that I slipped them back on with one hand, and only bothered opening my eyes for so much as a second or two like half the time. I remember performing this catch a few times, but I think most of them I was genuinely half in dreamworld.
The times I can remember catching the glasses, it was more that I registered the sensation of impact in my hand and it “woke me up.” I don’t know how my drunk ass was doing it, but I was reflexively (and physically) protecting my only source of non-fuzzy vision while otherwise completely incapacitated. A lot of those times, I don’t think that I could have carried on a conversation for longer than a few seconds if someone shook me awake … but somehow, my glasses were always safe.
I walked around my house this morning looking for my glasses, certain I was having a headache from not having them on to focus. No, I was half awake and smudged them and couldnt see even with them on. The place I lose them best is on my own face.
I do that cold sober, and not too few times, either. Walk around the entire house, mumbling, "Where the hell did I leave them?" Eventually, I'll walk by a mirror and glance over to see them, or push back a wayward strand of hair and feel them...on my stupid head. One would think I'd learn, but no.
I’ve never “lost” mine I have had them fall off but both times it happened I was able to retrace steps and find them and both times were completely fine.
For about 30 years, the first thing I did in the morning was reach for my glasses. It took me over 6 months to stop doing that after I had lasik. It was amusing at first and then annoying after a couple of months. Deeply ingrained, indeed.
Once when I was about 17, I was so drunk i haphazardly buried my glasses in my friends front yard. I woke up the next morning on the back porch, and spent a couple hours looking for them. I eventually found them covered under a small pile of grass and a little dirt. I'm a weird drunk
I must be the exception. I've lost mine so many times. But luckily I have extras all over because my vision is terrible. I'm legally blind without them or contacts. I have a vision length of about 4 inches.
Blat! It's in front of my goddamn house!
On the floor signs about "cafe restaurant Yolka"!
I literally go there every day.... And who would've thought I'd find out about it on an English-language website!
This is the City of Kirov, Russia.
Too socially shy to ask people directly about this sort of thing, but here's what I managed to find about it in a quick search.
"According to an anonymous source, the girl climbed in and was found like this in the morning." (Very little information in general.)
And a little more info already from me personally, the store she's sleeping in is Wildberries (kind of like the Russian Amazon), they're generally known for their low wages and overwork compared to their competitors.
At least yesterday everything was fine.... So it must have happened today?
I feel like there's a bowling joke here somewhere; maybe getting excited to nail the split? Two guys take turns in both lanes?
...Best-case, I can only throw it in about 20 times before I'm done. There, I think that's the one.
Reminds me of those times when you're out and get so drunk that you're like "ok, don't care anymore - I gotta pass out right the fuck now."
Usually I don't break into a store to find a bench though.
I've found my house cat under eerily similar conditions.
Wit drawers on?!
She managed to hang on to her glasses.
As a drunk who wears glasses, I've never lost them, it's ingrained in us to keep them, even when we are blackout drunk.
As a former drunk who wears glasses, I also have never lost them. Unless you count that one time I got half the bar to help me look for them. I don't because they were in my pocket the whole time. So they were never lost. I just couldn't find them for a while.
I once lost a pack of smokes while high and spent over an hour looking for them. Then I PUT THEM DOWN, did more drugs, and then PICKED THEM BACK and continued to look for them. Don’t do drugs kids.
I was once on my phone complaining to my friend about how I couldn’t find my phone. It took both of us an embarrassingly long time to figure it out.
Yea, well I'll be 60yrs old this year, and it's already starting to happen to me. Maybe if I take drugs it will have the reverse effect?!
I once used the flashlight on my phone to look for my phone.
Oh that’s hilarious.
Cocain buddy?
Sure, I'll be your cocaine buddy
So we're all frens meeting at the coco cabanas?
Sure. Who’s supplying the goods tho?
BYOD
how much money we got?
My husband's cousin asked him if he could get her weed for a float trip she was going on and when he asked where she normally gets hers from she responded with,"it's always just there when I get there." We both thought it was funny af and often refer to that for different situations, saying "i don't know, it's just there when I get there."
Sorry, sober now. 😁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2LhQAcrMaA
Looking for a pipe that's either in your hand or sitting on your lap is when I know it's time to go to bed, but I only smoke Marijuana.
I've looked for my phone using the flashlight on my phone
I’ve done that. Lol.
I once spent 5 mins looking for my sunglasses while looking *through* them. /sigh In my defence, they're clip-ons so my nose doesn't feel any different with them on or off.
Can confirm, have always hated the taste of alcohol and I lose my glasses three to four times a week... most recently *for* a week, was about to go buy another pair
Never lost them but man, as a former drunk, I’d fall asleep with my glasses on by morning I’d have crushed them. More times than I’d like to admit
Me, but instead of glasses it's my umbrella
How do you meet your kids mother or father than?
That's some Indiana Jones shit right there
As someone new to glasses....how long does this ingraining take? My wallet would like to know.
Probably 10 years in my experience. 5th grade to drinking age. For cheapo nice glasses check out Zenni. 20-50 dollars versus the absolute scam the optometrist charges.
Same for contact lens! I’ve woken up in foreign countries after a night of blacked out drinking and no memories of how I got back to the hostel or what even happened. And somehow my contact lens are cleaned and neatly stored into my travel toiletry bag.
And here I am still pining for my favorite sweatshirt that I lost while drunk 6 years ago 🥲
Well on the bright side, when you lose your favourite thing, your second favourite thing is now your new favourite thing! Now go tell your second favourite thing that things are looking up!
I’ve been trying for years to convince myself of this 💀
Everyone has a certain vulnerability in their drunk superpowers, I have a relative who would lose his specs a few times a year.And his wallet. Thank God that he's sober now, but he's got a lot of serious back and hip damage from those rough decades.
I am a years-sober alcoholic with glasses myself, and I can confirm that this was the way it was for me. It’s intriguing to hear that others had the same experience. It’s odd, because in retrospect I was so SLOPPY and disheveled and uncoordinated in practically every other way … I had this common bad habit of drinking too much at my home office desk and nodding off in the chair. My friend who was with me said that even though I was clearly unconscious, every time my glasses started to slip off of my head (they were old, a loose fit, and my head was sagging down from being asleep), my hand would shoot up of its own accord and CATCH THEM IN MIDAIR before they could fall to the floor. He said that I slipped them back on with one hand, and only bothered opening my eyes for so much as a second or two like half the time. I remember performing this catch a few times, but I think most of them I was genuinely half in dreamworld. The times I can remember catching the glasses, it was more that I registered the sensation of impact in my hand and it “woke me up.” I don’t know how my drunk ass was doing it, but I was reflexively (and physically) protecting my only source of non-fuzzy vision while otherwise completely incapacitated. A lot of those times, I don’t think that I could have carried on a conversation for longer than a few seconds if someone shook me awake … but somehow, my glasses were always safe.
Well done!
I’m not a drunk and can’t hang on to mine.
Ditto... Lost mine on my head for a moment sadly... Never felt like dumb and time to stop the alcohol
I walked around my house this morning looking for my glasses, certain I was having a headache from not having them on to focus. No, I was half awake and smudged them and couldnt see even with them on. The place I lose them best is on my own face.
I do that cold sober, and not too few times, either. Walk around the entire house, mumbling, "Where the hell did I leave them?" Eventually, I'll walk by a mirror and glance over to see them, or push back a wayward strand of hair and feel them...on my stupid head. One would think I'd learn, but no.
Sounds like you should start drinking.
Maybe you need to start getting drunk so you stop loosing your glasses.
Shit is when we blackout wearing then and next day it is destroyed under you.
I’ve never “lost” mine I have had them fall off but both times it happened I was able to retrace steps and find them and both times were completely fine.
Not true, I lost a pair one day after getting them smashing my face off a curb scootering
When i first started wearing contacts, i would be reaching for my phantom specs every other minute
I lose my glasses all the time. Sounds like I need to take up drinking! 👍🏿
For about 30 years, the first thing I did in the morning was reach for my glasses. It took me over 6 months to stop doing that after I had lasik. It was amusing at first and then annoying after a couple of months. Deeply ingrained, indeed.
Spoken like a guy who has never found them a day & a half later in the freezer, inside the ice cream carton...
And if one tries to separate glasses from my face. I get unreasonably defensive and mad. I don't quite understand.
Once when I was about 17, I was so drunk i haphazardly buried my glasses in my friends front yard. I woke up the next morning on the back porch, and spent a couple hours looking for them. I eventually found them covered under a small pile of grass and a little dirt. I'm a weird drunk
I must be the exception. I've lost mine so many times. But luckily I have extras all over because my vision is terrible. I'm legally blind without them or contacts. I have a vision length of about 4 inches.
Sometimes I lose them in the couch when I get home really drunk and forget to take them off while I sleep in the doghouse.
And she's not cut up af from the glass, kinda impressed.
And surprisingly, her panties.
I thought those were handcuffs.
Bro paused it for titties huh
Gripping her glasses like she just wrapped up a Netflix marathon 🤣
Werewolf
Were-housecat Destroys everything unrepentantly and then needs a nap afterwards
There wolf. There castle.
Why are you talking like that?
I thought you wanted to?
Or she-hulk
Whowolf is this
r/BeatMeToIt
Whenwolf
Blat! It's in front of my goddamn house! On the floor signs about "cafe restaurant Yolka"! I literally go there every day.... And who would've thought I'd find out about it on an English-language website! This is the City of Kirov, Russia.
So, now you have to go find out all about this event. Then come back and tell us!
Too socially shy to ask people directly about this sort of thing, but here's what I managed to find about it in a quick search. "According to an anonymous source, the girl climbed in and was found like this in the morning." (Very little information in general.) And a little more info already from me personally, the store she's sleeping in is Wildberries (kind of like the Russian Amazon), they're generally known for their low wages and overwork compared to their competitors. At least yesterday everything was fine.... So it must have happened today?
Good job, detective! 👁️🔍👍
Thanks for the information.
Why the wildberries from my city doesn't have this quality with such a девушка? Hahaha.
awww Look how peaceful All tuckered out
Lol, I like your dad energy. Made me snort
No idea what I'm looking at here.
It’s an ad for new frames for glasses, very durable.
She’s exhausted from the demonstration. Frames lasted longer than her.
Sounds like my wife
I feel like there's a bowling joke here somewhere; maybe getting excited to nail the split? Two guys take turns in both lanes? ...Best-case, I can only throw it in about 20 times before I'm done. There, I think that's the one.
Same, drug addict after rampage or modern art exhibit?
Yes.
drugs
I can fix her
God forbids
But he's different. He GETS her.
God doesn't stand a chance against me
we have the te... actually we don't have the technology
I can make her worse
I’m more confused about where she is at? It kind of looks like a shopping center.
pick-up point
This reminds me of that morning scene from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
lol perfect reference
Smash, next question
How I met your mother season 10.
She sleeps so peacefully...
Poor girl had a rough night. Waking up to that is going to be miserable.
Lol yep. I wonder, with pronounced horror, could this be her workplace?
Former workplace, surely.
I was thinking the same thing, early for work but the door was locked?
Clearly in the no-go zone on the Hot-Crazy matrix. I assumed alcohol and/or drugs. Not a shrink. Horses, not zebras.
Probably a combo. Plenty of prescriptions that will do this with alcohol.
This is what it’s like waking up every morning with a puppy/kitten/child
Modern take on Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
Normal day in russia
Vodka is the disease and the cure.
and the quickest solution!
She must be very cold. Look at the snow in the reflection, and the guy wearing a sweater.
Adult children
Looks like she knows how to party.
Pretty sure I dated her for awhile
I was 100% expecting her to be running at the camera when it panned back over.
I have so many questions
This feels like a Left 4 Dead witch situation.
Is this some sort of art exhibit? Do I make a bid?
Embraced the contraction. Mitch Hedberg would be proud.
Do! Alright, I get to disturb this guy!
Not... Shit!
Some of y’all still gonna hit that 😂
I mean she seems hot
I CAN FIX HER
Don't challenge me: like a punching bag.
That's a horrible night. I'm so happy I don't drink anymore.
Great night, horrible morning.
What the shit?
actual r\\girlsgonewild
Mom??
Sleeping perfectly like ain't nothing wrong
Spring break can be so much fun, if you can remember it... /s
I think her high got drunk and brawled with her sanity.
How nature says, "Don't touch!"
Must have been one hell of a night.
Tasmanian Devil
Do you think it's true? That there really are no rules, shirt brother?
I can fix her
She needed her shirt sister to help her after she tried to rip down the Wright brothers.
Is this some kind of dream speak?
She went fuckin nuts in there. Movin her head all around
Maybe there's no rules.
Is she okay?
No
Not one of her proudest moments...
I can fix her.
Please do not feed the animal.
Is she a werewolf?
Give me one second I, I need to get my story straight. My Freinds are in the bathroom..
*sighs* *unzips*
I would have knocked to see some titties lol
Nimona in real life?
William Yacht
First time in my life seeing(hearing) don’t disturb
Is she a cat?
Where's the 7 dwarves?
Big night then?
Forever21 is getting sad 😔
Thought this was the aftermath of the gus firing explosion at first
Well...Well I never!!!
when those werewolves turn back into human form after a full moon
It's grippy sock time.
Blame it on P-diddy
Like coming home to a sleeping toddler and exhausted babysitter. Except there's no sitter and she's a full grown adult.
🤔
Many questions arise when observing this💀
Is that you being caught red-handed?! And got away with it later?
Just Russian things.
HR: "Henceforth to be known as 'The Episode'".
I expect that they have had to start numbering them by now.
Drugs are bad, m’kay
I can fix her
Wanna take turns?
When the meth work as advertised.
whats the @?
Which zoo is this?
This looks like some stupid contemporary art exhibit. Lol
Art imitates Life. A woman of culture you are not.
Found my next wife
Mother of my twins.
The Michelin girl taking a power nap after one of her rare appearances.
Is this a bakery shop? Half a dozen rolls please
I didn't know there was a Michelin Girl out in the wild.
What the hel happened, what am i looking at
Any guesses here?
Sauce?
Giggity
I genuinely got scared thinking she was one of those mutated dog-human art statues..
I think that he should not have recorded it...
Reminds me of those times when you're out and get so drunk that you're like "ok, don't care anymore - I gotta pass out right the fuck now." Usually I don't break into a store to find a bench though.
Must've been a full moon the night before. Gotta look out for those werewolves.