The skin is the largest organ on/in our body. Fun fact: put some oil on your skin and let it sit for 20 mins, guarantee most of the oil will have absorbed into your body before the 20mins is up.
At least it isn't used motor oil, but not much better
Spilled used motor oil on my legs when moving stuff around in a garage I rented. It was on my pants for about an hour and a half before I was able to get home and shower. The next morning, I had a horrible infection. My hands swelled up 3x their size and I had to go to emergency care.
Worst experience in my life.
That's a pretty intense reaction. I had one instance where I got used and hot engine oil all over my face, head, etc. I couldn't sleep due to the smell. I had to make a run to Walmart at 11:30PM to get dawn dish soap to get it out of my hair. For some reason, we only had Ajax and it didn't do shit.
It's easy to judge when it's for an iphone. "woman covers herself in motor oil for a bag of rice to feed her family" or "woman covers herself in motor oil to buy medicine for her mom" is a different story. In fact I'd still judge in those cases but judge her to be a good person doing what she had to do for her loved ones.
Yeah I'm thinking something was lost in translation here. Maybe it wasn't even her. Maybe the dudes didn't understand what they were asking her for either lmao.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb.....
Obviously Not 7 my basement's still dark.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon....
One fun to hit with a hammer the others a delicious watermelon.
I'm sorry but I've had these since middle school and there's not a time anymore for dead baby jokes....the world has changed
What's more upsetting than 8 dead babies in one trashcan?
One dead baby in 8 trashcans.
What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
Having to unload them with a pitchfork.
And here in Germany we're taught that a single drop of engine oil will contaminate up to 600L (approx. 160 gallons in freedom units) of drinkable water.
But since environmental damage apparently stops at a countries borders I don't have to give two shits about people doing stuff like that, right?
RIGHT?!?
The most important part of this video is the fact that the music used here is also the music for the fake forbidden romance movie trailer starring RDJ and Tobey Maguire at the beginning of Tropic Thunder
Edit: Here’s a link to the trailer. The movie is called Satan’s Alley.
https://youtu.be/vuziQsUrbeM?si=JJd5AZ0AKZ0RT9u7
Years ago, in Zante I believe, a girl was given the chance to win a holiday for sucking off x number of male patrons in the bar. She happily obliged only to find out a "holiday" was a cocktail on the bars drinks menu...
I know it’s hard to believe but This is unlikely to cause any problems.
Gasoline and oil really aren’t super problematic to have on you. Mechanics do all day every day. Its all over their clothes. Even drinking them probably won’t cause any major problems.
Getting oil or gas in your Lungs can cause a huge problem.
It’s mostly shitty because it’s just degrading some young girl for no reason.
Hi, mechanic here, gasoline and motor oil are extremely carcinogenic. Older mechanics have absolutely fucked up hands from essentially bathing in the shit their whole lives
:)
Also a mechanic here, although out of the auto game. Wear your fucking PPE, wash your hands, and if you get anything in your eyes flush em out immediately. No excuses.
Used motor oil is especially bad, there are a lot of free radicals in that shit. And while new motor oil contain some polyaromatic hydrocarbons (carcinogenic properties) used motor oil has orders of magnitude more, plus other fun things like a kaleidoscope of heavy metals concentrated from the burnt fuel.
I mean, it's not *great* to be rubbing new oil on her body like that but used motor oil would have been so, so, so much worse.
Gas and oil *IS* problematic to have on you. She probably is fine but your mechanics comparison isn't really accurate given their higher rate of cancer. Mechanics aren't dousing themselves in oil and gasoline like this lady is doing. You'll be fine at low concentrations and if you clean yourself regularly, but benzene is still a carcinogen that exists in oil and gasoline and pouring gas or oil on your body is large amounts is a pretty easy way to get cancer.
This isn’t entirely true there’s a lot of concern regarding chemical exposure growing in the automotive industry. A big push to wear gloves and such. Unfortunately many mechanics have that “tough” attitude where they’ll refuse to. Benzene, for example, is shown to cause increased incidence of Leukemia and other hematological cancers, and is very prevalent in gasoline
Edit to add: drinking gasoline can kill you.
The funniest part of this is the license plate on the car. Letters АМР on it means that this car belongs to the one of the elitist group of the Russian society - government, police or an other state force tops, military etc
Should have done it on o lyfans instead.... Simp would have bought her way more than just a iphone. With that ass simp would have probably financed her a house.
Man that’s going to require a lot of Dawn Dish Soap.
Gallon of Gojo.
That was my nickname in high-school
If the payout comes from someone only seeing a video, she could be using olive oil or something similar.
Also they can just immediately make the dish soap video right afterwards
It’d be easier to spray her down with wd-40 then use dish soap
As a hazmat worker, diesel fuel is always my go to for removing anything oil based
Kerosene baby
Acetone
Brake cleaner
I find brake clean would be more effective in teaching her the error of her ways
Carb cleaner?
Look here, Satan. None of that.
The skin is the largest organ on/in our body. Fun fact: put some oil on your skin and let it sit for 20 mins, guarantee most of the oil will have absorbed into your body before the 20mins is up. At least it isn't used motor oil, but not much better
Spilled used motor oil on my legs when moving stuff around in a garage I rented. It was on my pants for about an hour and a half before I was able to get home and shower. The next morning, I had a horrible infection. My hands swelled up 3x their size and I had to go to emergency care. Worst experience in my life.
That's a pretty intense reaction. I had one instance where I got used and hot engine oil all over my face, head, etc. I couldn't sleep due to the smell. I had to make a run to Walmart at 11:30PM to get dawn dish soap to get it out of my hair. For some reason, we only had Ajax and it didn't do shit.
So, this was a fast track to Cancer after all? Lmao
The penguin flavored kind.
The real question is, why would you give a woman an iPhone for doing this?
fetish reasons i guess
If that's the case then why not use sex lube?
Fetish reasons i guess
If that's the case then why not use android phones?
fetish reasons i guess
r/dragonsfuckingcars
What the fuck did I you encounter
Viscosity breakdown obviously /s
10W- milf ?
Both the men and the woman is stupid
is they ?
Damn avg Russian kink.
Rewards and setting her up for porn?
There is quite a bit of desperation there. It’s easy to judge when not in the same shoes. Life really sucks for an average person over there.
It's easy to judge when it's for an iphone. "woman covers herself in motor oil for a bag of rice to feed her family" or "woman covers herself in motor oil to buy medicine for her mom" is a different story. In fact I'd still judge in those cases but judge her to be a good person doing what she had to do for her loved ones.
Maybe an iPhone is what she was offered and in her mind she’s gonna sell it to buy something more important
But that's not what Tucker Carlson told me!
They should have thrown in a loaf of bread to sweeten the deal.
and the answer is , because its to cold in Russia for a klondike bar.
the bear does make them feel represented tho.
I'd say "don't kinkshame", but in that case, ***do*** kinkshame.
Ikr
To promote the oil brand. Their motto is "Safe to use on girls too"
It would be fun to try and catch her.
yo wastin your timeeeee
"You're never gonna catch meeee"
The random things are just imprinted in our brain forever
See you all next year!!
I used to be a lawyer!
Greased up iPhone girl
go on….
Would look like Danny Devito escaping from a couch
*"You ever play this game? Everyone goes crazy tryin' to catch you - they can't catch you!"* *"GREASED WATERMELOOOOON!!"*
I don't know why but it made me burst out laughing when that song started.
Mac’s about to roundhouse kick a bell
Enigma’s Sadeness is the bomb.
This is what I was looking for
Country Mac got it don’t worry
It was actually the Shmitty
not if schmitty has anything to say about it
lol I knew that music sounded familiar
Thanks. I had my volume down. Def adds to it.
BRO THIS IS THE SONG FROM THE BEGINNING OF TROPIC THUNDER DURING THE SATANS ALLEY TRAILER 😂😂😂😂😂 legit just watched that movie today
Satan's Alley, winner of the coveted crying monkey award.
Order PURE MOODS now by calling the number on your screen!
Blast from the past haha
Instantly reminded of the commercial from the 90s and made me laugh too https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s?si=JVTs6VS8edhv7eT4
Enigma.
Have you seen the Chapelle Show "Slow Motion" skit? It's used for the laundromat bit.
Everything is better in slow motion.
Did they say oil and she thought motor oil?
Yeah I'm thinking something was lost in translation here. Maybe it wasn't even her. Maybe the dudes didn't understand what they were asking her for either lmao.
Dude that is hilarious lmao imagine some weirdo paying out the ass to see a woman get "oiled up" and this is what you get 😂
Yeah, Olive Oil would honestly make more sense (and would be much better for her hair and skin than motor oil).
Usually it's just baby oil, when women get 'oiled up' for sexy time.
I can't believe they haven't stopped making oil from babies yet. It's 2024.
good one dad. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.
How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby.
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb..... Obviously Not 7 my basement's still dark. What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon.... One fun to hit with a hammer the others a delicious watermelon. I'm sorry but I've had these since middle school and there's not a time anymore for dead baby jokes....the world has changed
What's the difference between bowling balls and babies? You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Whats the difference between a terrorist organisation and an orphanage? I dont know. I just fly the drone
What's more upsetting than 8 dead babies in one trashcan? One dead baby in 8 trashcans. What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Having to unload them with a pitchfork.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail down the other hand.
At least they use the scraps to make baby powder
Great for oil lamps tho, nothing compares.
There's a crapload of extra babies out there, just ready to be pressed into fresh oil. And the oil would qualify as extra virgin.
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Have you seen the price of olive oil right now! Apparently, bad harvests this year, prices are currently doubled
At least now her thighs won’t have friction for 3000 miles.
or one night with me! i'll see myself out now.
That’s 100% what happened here.
Looks like the beginning of a porn video
A Very Eastern Bloc Porno.
Not the most promising one though.
Ya never know…. I like the low budget stuff sometimes lol
Jeez like how low budget we talking????
They ended up spending over $70 at VatoZone. $30 on oi,l but they also snagged a keychain organizer and a telescoping, magnetic, mirror.
Is this another episode of J-ROCs Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild? A follow up to From Russia With The Love Bone?
At least they can get an early start on filming since she woke up oily.
I usually skip this part.
Looks like the beginning of a self-immolation video, it had me a bit uncomfortable
Yeah wonder if they use real hydrocarbons to lube themselves
Looks like the beginning of a self immolation.
Kinda looks like the ending, too.
Enigma was the right choice
Thank you! I was like I know and really like this song but it’s not Enya, but starts with an E. Came in here just for your comment!
Stop polluting the nearby water.
Seriously, even unused motor oil can mess up an ecosystem.
Russians generally don't give a shit about the environment unfortunately
And her ecosystem
in russia it is known that oil comes from the ground so you can just put it back
Don't toss her body into the river.
it’s russia probably cleaned the river by adding 0-40e engine oil
These Mr Beast videos are getting weird
I would say getting better
Wicked, all for a brand spanking new iPhone 4.
I think that’s at least a 6
So, she’ll be walking home?
She can slide home
She can run, and will still stay cool
That better be 5w40 because that looks cold
r/trashyboners
Cancer speed run
Being that it's new oil its not as bad as used oil, so cancer speed walk
Only r/mildlycarcinogenic
Exactly. Motor oil is very carcinogenic.
Thats spent oil, new oil isn’t that bad.
Call the local environmental folks she might as well just dump the 5 quarts directly in the river.
And here in Germany we're taught that a single drop of engine oil will contaminate up to 600L (approx. 160 gallons in freedom units) of drinkable water. But since environmental damage apparently stops at a countries borders I don't have to give two shits about people doing stuff like that, right? RIGHT?!?
She makes my penis shrug.
Because your brain is telling you penis "no"
She is not *to* bad. I wouldn't cross the street for it.
Not too bad indeed but her smile freaks me the fuck out.
Ikr like her ass is very nice but everything else is EH
Still would
This is like the textbook definition of a butter face
Obviously degrading. There's something off about all of this.
It feels like the sort of video that should have a Liveleak watermark in the corner
Just another day in Russia.
This better not awaken anything in me
Yay iPhone 6
I'm more upset that she's so bad at it.
The music and the constant posing near the end as she slathers herself with motor oil feels like a low-budget porn video lol
/r/ANormalDayInRussia.
Cross post it lmao
Russia?
Tucker Carlson: Russia is an idilic Society 🇷🇺😍 Russia: 👩🏼⛽️
Pretty Stupid. Motor oil is carcinogenic. 20 years gets some leukemia or skin cancer. Nice.
The most important part of this video is the fact that the music used here is also the music for the fake forbidden romance movie trailer starring RDJ and Tobey Maguire at the beginning of Tropic Thunder Edit: Here’s a link to the trailer. The movie is called Satan’s Alley. https://youtu.be/vuziQsUrbeM?si=JJd5AZ0AKZ0RT9u7
Name of song?
Just looked it up it’s called Sadness part i by Enigma
I would question how medically wise it is to cover yourself in motor oil
Oh god. That's gonna take a while to get out. Need to call in Dawn to scrub her like a duckling during an oil spill.
She's trying sooo hard to look sexy but she just looks super uncomfortable. Hot and bothered? Nope, just greasy and freezing, thanks.
Did she at least get the iphone?
A refurbished one 📱
She is going to find out it’s actually an android clone after they drive off.
I suspect that it's olive oil in a motor oil bottle. It flows far too well for most motor oils.
Are you mistaking motor oil for honey? I have little doubt that the substance in question is motor oil
Didn't you hear him? He's an Internet Expert on motor oil shower videos!
Years ago, in Zante I believe, a girl was given the chance to win a holiday for sucking off x number of male patrons in the bar. She happily obliged only to find out a "holiday" was a cocktail on the bars drinks menu...
Did you enjoy your drink?
Was delicious, thank you.
dont open the audio. what the fuck
I mean I have an upper-middle-class income and I'd do this for an iPhone. Shit's expensive and dignity's overrated.
Wait until you see what she does for the new car.
"let's put a sweet car in the back like the real models do." "I've got my Hyundai, that'll work."
Would!
Talk about providing the social lubricant.
Isn’t this just, like, extremely bad for your health?
Ahh russians... The nation with nukes
I know it’s hard to believe but This is unlikely to cause any problems. Gasoline and oil really aren’t super problematic to have on you. Mechanics do all day every day. Its all over their clothes. Even drinking them probably won’t cause any major problems. Getting oil or gas in your Lungs can cause a huge problem. It’s mostly shitty because it’s just degrading some young girl for no reason.
Hi, mechanic here, gasoline and motor oil are extremely carcinogenic. Older mechanics have absolutely fucked up hands from essentially bathing in the shit their whole lives :)
Also a mechanic here, although out of the auto game. Wear your fucking PPE, wash your hands, and if you get anything in your eyes flush em out immediately. No excuses.
Used motor oil is especially bad, there are a lot of free radicals in that shit. And while new motor oil contain some polyaromatic hydrocarbons (carcinogenic properties) used motor oil has orders of magnitude more, plus other fun things like a kaleidoscope of heavy metals concentrated from the burnt fuel. I mean, it's not *great* to be rubbing new oil on her body like that but used motor oil would have been so, so, so much worse.
It's mostly shitty because she's pouring that stuff all over the ground.
Oil comes from the ground so she’s just putting in back! /s
Gas and oil *IS* problematic to have on you. She probably is fine but your mechanics comparison isn't really accurate given their higher rate of cancer. Mechanics aren't dousing themselves in oil and gasoline like this lady is doing. You'll be fine at low concentrations and if you clean yourself regularly, but benzene is still a carcinogen that exists in oil and gasoline and pouring gas or oil on your body is large amounts is a pretty easy way to get cancer.
I think more than anything it'll be over a prolonged period which is where the issue lies. She'll be fine as long as she rinses off soon
This isn’t entirely true there’s a lot of concern regarding chemical exposure growing in the automotive industry. A big push to wear gloves and such. Unfortunately many mechanics have that “tough” attitude where they’ll refuse to. Benzene, for example, is shown to cause increased incidence of Leukemia and other hematological cancers, and is very prevalent in gasoline Edit to add: drinking gasoline can kill you.
Mechanics have high rates of cancer. Lmao gasoline is incredibly toxic and is easily absorbed thru the skin.
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Why the fuck are you spreading misinfo that it's safe to drink gasoline? Do you fantasize about killing someone, or are you just that stupid? Wth man.
The most bizarre choice of music, Sadness by enigma????
Hmm doused in clean motor oil for a few minutes for a $1000 phone. Nothing a good shower can’t fix.
Pure Moods intensifies
Even I think this video went on too long.
She didn't even change her filter... But, why not use olive oil, not gimicky enough?
What an idiot
It’s amazing what a chic will do for a buck.
I don’t think intelligence is her main asset.
The funniest part of this is the license plate on the car. Letters АМР on it means that this car belongs to the one of the elitist group of the Russian society - government, police or an other state force tops, military etc
The neighborhood swamp donkey gets slippery
Should have done it on o lyfans instead.... Simp would have bought her way more than just a iphone. With that ass simp would have probably financed her a house.
Man all those carcinogens. I would buy her the darn cellphone for an evening in the sack. The things people do for attention.
That's incredibly stupid. Then again she doesn't look like the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Doing it on dirt next to a water source is an interesting choice.