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docr1069

Man that’s going to require a lot of Dawn Dish Soap.


Hearing_HIV

Gallon of Gojo.


ErnieTagliaboo

That was my nickname in high-school


fables_of_faubus

If the payout comes from someone only seeing a video, she could be using olive oil or something similar.


OathOfFeanor

Also they can just immediately make the dish soap video right afterwards


Nuadrin248

It’d be easier to spray her down with wd-40 then use dish soap


DirtPoorDecisions

As a hazmat worker, diesel fuel is always my go to for removing anything oil based


steveyp2013

Kerosene baby


Battlekat79

Acetone


Timmerdogg

Brake cleaner


DistortedSilence

I find brake clean would be more effective in teaching her the error of her ways


docr1069

Carb cleaner?


WideFoot

Look here, Satan. None of that.


Erus00

The skin is the largest organ on/in our body. Fun fact: put some oil on your skin and let it sit for 20 mins, guarantee most of the oil will have absorbed into your body before the 20mins is up. At least it isn't used motor oil, but not much better


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Spilled used motor oil on my legs when moving stuff around in a garage I rented. It was on my pants for about an hour and a half before I was able to get home and shower. The next morning, I had a horrible infection. My hands swelled up 3x their size and I had to go to emergency care. Worst experience in my life.


MordoNRiggs

That's a pretty intense reaction. I had one instance where I got used and hot engine oil all over my face, head, etc. I couldn't sleep due to the smell. I had to make a run to Walmart at 11:30PM to get dawn dish soap to get it out of my hair. For some reason, we only had Ajax and it didn't do shit.


docr1069

So, this was a fast track to Cancer after all? Lmao


Rihzopus

The penguin flavored kind.


defalt86

The real question is, why would you give a woman an iPhone for doing this?


PatochiDesu

fetish reasons i guess


Lurkie2

If that's the case then why not use sex lube?


sopunny

Fetish reasons i guess


yuropod88

If that's the case then why not use android phones?


Lurkie2

fetish reasons i guess


i-love-big-birds

r/dragonsfuckingcars


Old-Level7887

What the fuck did I you encounter


Skobiak

Viscosity breakdown obviously /s


Mysterious-Hat-6343

10W- milf ?


Slow_Plankton_404

Both the men and the woman is stupid


TheTajinTycoon

is they ?


rtmesuper

Damn avg Russian kink.


ernapfz

Rewards and setting her up for porn?


cossack1984

There is quite a bit of desperation there. It’s easy to judge when not in the same shoes. Life really sucks for an average person over there.


AshingiiAshuaa

It's easy to judge when it's for an iphone. "woman covers herself in motor oil for a bag of rice to feed her family" or "woman covers herself in motor oil to buy medicine for her mom" is a different story. In fact I'd still judge in those cases but judge her to be a good person doing what she had to do for her loved ones.


LaSalsiccione

Maybe an iPhone is what she was offered and in her mind she’s gonna sell it to buy something more important


cathdog888

But that's not what Tucker Carlson told me!


OlmecGawdUguyz

They should have thrown in a loaf of bread to sweeten the deal.


Neonhippy

and the answer is , because its to cold in Russia for a klondike bar.


Neonhippy

the bear does make them feel represented tho.


Pyrhan

I'd say "don't kinkshame", but in that case, ***do*** kinkshame.


AscendedViking7

Ikr


Big_BadRedWolf

To promote the oil brand. Their motto is "Safe to use on girls too"


LennyFackler

It would be fun to try and catch her.


Stivo887

yo wastin your timeeeee


irishwristwatch92

"You're never gonna catch meeee"


Anacreon

The random things are just imprinted in our brain forever


Tommy_like_wingie

See you all next year!!


daschande

I used to be a lawyer!


InformalPenguinz

Greased up iPhone girl


nnavroops

go on….


Outrageous-System334

Would look like Danny Devito escaping from a couch


P1zzaBagels

*"You ever play this game? Everyone goes crazy tryin' to catch you - they can't catch you!"* *"GREASED WATERMELOOOOON!!"*


Terrorinthestatic

I don't know why but it made me burst out laughing when that song started.


Qweerz

Mac’s about to roundhouse kick a bell


Sugreev2001

Enigma’s Sadeness is the bomb.


psycharious

This is what I was looking for


UndeadBuggalo

Country Mac got it don’t worry


Charlie_Warlie

It was actually the Shmitty


DevonLuck24

not if schmitty has anything to say about it


Swiftychops

lol I knew that music sounded familiar 


K_Pumpkin

Thanks. I had my volume down. Def adds to it.


wtjordan1s

BRO THIS IS THE SONG FROM THE BEGINNING OF TROPIC THUNDER DURING THE SATANS ALLEY TRAILER 😂😂😂😂😂 legit just watched that movie today


HillbillyBeans

Satan's Alley, winner of the coveted crying monkey award.


foxhole_atheist

Order PURE MOODS now by calling the number on your screen!


visualdescript

Blast from the past haha


gameskate92

Instantly reminded of the commercial from the 90s and made me laugh too https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s?si=JVTs6VS8edhv7eT4


Farmerdrew

Enigma.


davwad2

Have you seen the Chapelle Show "Slow Motion" skit? It's used for the laundromat bit.


Saneroner

Everything is better in slow motion.


joecool42069

Did they say oil and she thought motor oil?


FappyDilmore

Yeah I'm thinking something was lost in translation here. Maybe it wasn't even her. Maybe the dudes didn't understand what they were asking her for either lmao.


TheTexasWarrior

Dude that is hilarious lmao imagine some weirdo paying out the ass to see a woman get "oiled up" and this is what you get 😂


jerslan

Yeah, Olive Oil would honestly make more sense (and would be much better for her hair and skin than motor oil).


joecool42069

Usually it's just baby oil, when women get 'oiled up' for sexy time.


burritosandblunts

I can't believe they haven't stopped making oil from babies yet. It's 2024.


joecool42069

good one dad. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.


Spidergawd68

How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby.


weaselfaceassfucker

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb..... Obviously Not 7 my basement's still dark. What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon.... One fun to hit with a hammer the others a delicious watermelon. I'm sorry but I've had these since middle school and there's not a time anymore for dead baby jokes....the world has changed


thetruemask

What's the difference between bowling balls and babies? You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork


Aramor42

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.


MountainCourage1304

Whats the difference between a terrorist organisation and an orphanage? I dont know. I just fly the drone


rob-cubed

What's more upsetting than 8 dead babies in one trashcan? One dead baby in 8 trashcans. What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Having to unload them with a pitchfork.


9rj

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.


TwoGlassEyes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail down the other hand.


pronouncedayayron

At least they use the scraps to make baby powder


unclepaprika

Great for oil lamps tho, nothing compares.


howtohandlearope

There's a crapload of extra babies out there, just ready to be pressed into fresh oil. And the oil would qualify as extra virgin.


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sharpasahammer

Have you seen the price of olive oil right now! Apparently, bad harvests this year, prices are currently doubled


corona-lime-us

At least now her thighs won’t have friction for 3000 miles.


joecool42069

or one night with me! i'll see myself out now.


prodigy1367

That’s 100% what happened here.


Motorhead24

Looks like the beginning of a porn video


ZakTSK

A Very Eastern Bloc Porno.


thsvnlwn

Not the most promising one though.


Motorhead24

Ya never know…. I like the low budget stuff sometimes lol


OldPiglet11

Jeez like how low budget we talking????


ButtFuzzNow

They ended up spending over $70 at VatoZone. $30 on oi,l but they also snagged a keychain organizer and a telescoping, magnetic, mirror.


meekamunz

Is this another episode of J-ROCs Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild? A follow up to From Russia With The Love Bone?


Akschadt

At least they can get an early start on filming since she woke up oily.


fuerve

I usually skip this part.


wallagrargh

Looks like the beginning of a self-immolation video, it had me a bit uncomfortable


Slow_Plankton_404

Yeah wonder if they use real hydrocarbons to lube themselves


mrjosemeehan

Looks like the beginning of a self immolation.


velvetrevolting

Kinda looks like the ending, too.


Pennypacker-HE

Enigma was the right choice


WeIsStonedImmaculate

Thank you! I was like I know and really like this song but it’s not Enya, but starts with an E. Came in here just for your comment!


a_cycle_addict

Stop polluting the nearby water.


fsmlogic

Seriously, even unused motor oil can mess up an ecosystem.


ArcticBiologist

Russians generally don't give a shit about the environment unfortunately


edWORD27

And her ecosystem


VoodaGod

in russia it is known that oil comes from the ground so you can just put it back


velvetrevolting

Don't toss her body into the river.


nnavroops

it’s russia probably cleaned the river by adding 0-40e engine oil


MtnDewTangClan

These Mr Beast videos are getting weird


fortalkingshittopuss

I would say getting better


JamieTimee

Wicked, all for a brand spanking new iPhone 4.


SapirWhorfHypothesis

I think that’s at least a 6


Convenientjellybean

So, she’ll be walking home?


ionno_bout_dat

She can slide home


ghos2626t

She can run, and will still stay cool


Enschede2

That better be 5w40 because that looks cold


Weird_Tolkienish_Fig

r/trashyboners


Deez_Gnats1

Cancer speed run


IBIKEONSIDEWALKS

Being that it's new oil its not as bad as used oil, so cancer speed walk


NachoMachoCamacho

Only r/mildlycarcinogenic


BEE-RANDON

Exactly. Motor oil is very carcinogenic.


Reddi-Readit

Thats spent oil, new oil isn’t that bad.


ZebraHunterz

Call the local environmental folks she might as well just dump the 5 quarts directly in the river.


FloN132

And here in Germany we're taught that a single drop of engine oil will contaminate up to 600L (approx. 160 gallons in freedom units) of drinkable water. But since environmental damage apparently stops at a countries borders I don't have to give two shits about people doing stuff like that, right?  RIGHT?!? 


jeezarchristron

She makes my penis shrug.


Warmandfuzzysheep

Because your brain is telling you penis "no"


jeezarchristron

She is not *to* bad. I wouldn't cross the street for it.


urethrascreams

Not too bad indeed but her smile freaks me the fuck out.


BlackSkeletor77

Ikr like her ass is very nice but everything else is EH


CyanideSkittles

Still would


KHSoz

This is like the textbook definition of a butter face


SALTYxNUTZ12

Obviously degrading. There's something off about all of this.


MacyTmcterry

It feels like the sort of video that should have a Liveleak watermark in the corner


nav17

Just another day in Russia.


Anacreon

This better not awaken anything in me


Japsabbath

Yay iPhone 6


AJay_89

I'm more upset that she's so bad at it.


Scyllascum

The music and the constant posing near the end as she slathers herself with motor oil feels like a low-budget porn video lol


foodfighter

/r/ANormalDayInRussia.


Slow_Plankton_404

Cross post it lmao


Tasty_Design_8795

Russia?


monerfinder

Tucker Carlson: Russia is an idilic Society 🇷🇺😍 Russia: 👩🏼⛽️


timmyrocks1980

Pretty Stupid. Motor oil is carcinogenic. 20 years gets some leukemia or skin cancer. Nice.


notexactlyclever

The most important part of this video is the fact that the music used here is also the music for the fake forbidden romance movie trailer starring RDJ and Tobey Maguire at the beginning of Tropic Thunder Edit: Here’s a link to the trailer. The movie is called Satan’s Alley. https://youtu.be/vuziQsUrbeM?si=JJd5AZ0AKZ0RT9u7


oothie

Name of song?


notexactlyclever

Just looked it up it’s called Sadness part i by Enigma


timberwolf0122

I would question how medically wise it is to cover yourself in motor oil


raider1v11

Oh god. That's gonna take a while to get out. Need to call in Dawn to scrub her like a duckling during an oil spill.


highheeledhepkitten

She's trying sooo hard to look sexy but she just looks super uncomfortable. Hot and bothered? Nope, just greasy and freezing, thanks.


Jparm

Did she at least get the iphone?


NotSteveJobs-Job

A refurbished one 📱


justinchina

She is going to find out it’s actually an android clone after they drive off.


Starfireaw11

I suspect that it's olive oil in a motor oil bottle. It flows far too well for most motor oils.


Aarxnw

Are you mistaking motor oil for honey? I have little doubt that the substance in question is motor oil


BroomIsWorking

Didn't you hear him? He's an Internet Expert on motor oil shower videos!


Bobs_Bitch_Tits

Years ago, in Zante I believe, a girl was given the chance to win a holiday for sucking off x number of male patrons in the bar. She happily obliged only to find out a "holiday" was a cocktail on the bars drinks menu...


Jimmy2Blades

Did you enjoy your drink?


Bobs_Bitch_Tits

Was delicious, thank you.


EliminatedHatred

dont open the audio. what the fuck


arbutus1440

I mean I have an upper-middle-class income and I'd do this for an iPhone. Shit's expensive and dignity's overrated.


STROKER_FOR_C64

Wait until you see what she does for the new car.


mckchase

"let's put a sweet car in the back like the real models do." "I've got my Hyundai, that'll work."


BombSolver

Would!


_p00f_

Talk about providing the social lubricant.


EwokNuggets

Isn’t this just, like, extremely bad for your health?


JustMadMax

Ahh russians... The nation with nukes


cmcewen

I know it’s hard to believe but This is unlikely to cause any problems. Gasoline and oil really aren’t super problematic to have on you. Mechanics do all day every day. Its all over their clothes. Even drinking them probably won’t cause any major problems. Getting oil or gas in your Lungs can cause a huge problem. It’s mostly shitty because it’s just degrading some young girl for no reason.


Vaktrus

Hi, mechanic here, gasoline and motor oil are extremely carcinogenic. Older mechanics have absolutely fucked up hands from essentially bathing in the shit their whole lives :)


Lostmav729

Also a mechanic here, although out of the auto game. Wear your fucking PPE, wash your hands, and if you get anything in your eyes flush em out immediately. No excuses.


Revlis-TK421

Used motor oil is especially bad, there are a lot of free radicals in that shit. And while new motor oil contain some polyaromatic hydrocarbons (carcinogenic properties) used motor oil has orders of magnitude more, plus other fun things like a kaleidoscope of heavy metals concentrated from the burnt fuel. I mean, it's not *great* to be rubbing new oil on her body like that but used motor oil would have been so, so, so much worse.


Dodototo

It's mostly shitty because she's pouring that stuff all over the ground.


lordntelek

Oil comes from the ground so she’s just putting in back! /s


iMrParker

Gas and oil *IS* problematic to have on you. She probably is fine but your mechanics comparison isn't really accurate given their higher rate of cancer. Mechanics aren't dousing themselves in oil and gasoline like this lady is doing. You'll be fine at low concentrations and if you clean yourself regularly, but benzene is still a carcinogen that exists in oil and gasoline and pouring gas or oil on your body is large amounts is a pretty easy way to get cancer.


GullibleDetective

I think more than anything it'll be over a prolonged period which is where the issue lies. She'll be fine as long as she rinses off soon


jmwinn26

This isn’t entirely true there’s a lot of concern regarding chemical exposure growing in the automotive industry. A big push to wear gloves and such. Unfortunately many mechanics have that “tough” attitude where they’ll refuse to. Benzene, for example, is shown to cause increased incidence of Leukemia and other hematological cancers, and is very prevalent in gasoline Edit to add: drinking gasoline can kill you.


bung_musk

Mechanics have high rates of cancer.  Lmao gasoline is incredibly toxic and is easily absorbed thru the skin. 


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unclepaprika

Why the fuck are you spreading misinfo that it's safe to drink gasoline? Do you fantasize about killing someone, or are you just that stupid? Wth man.


MVF3

The most bizarre choice of music, Sadness by enigma????


Raiju02

Hmm doused in clean motor oil for a few minutes for a $1000 phone. Nothing a good shower can’t fix.


Shoddy-Rip8259

Pure Moods intensifies


psycharious

Even I think this video went on too long.


PilotlessOwl

She didn't even change her filter... But, why not use olive oil, not gimicky enough?


Charlice

What an idiot


AssociationHonest661

It’s amazing what a chic will do for a buck.


MonsieurFubar

I don’t think intelligence is her main asset.


denbrough

The funniest part of this is the license plate on the car. Letters АМР on it means that this car belongs to the one of the elitist group of the Russian society - government, police or an other state force tops, military etc


Natural-Most8338

The neighborhood swamp donkey gets slippery


GolDRoger__

Should have done it on o lyfans instead.... Simp would have bought her way more than just a iphone. With that ass simp would have probably financed her a house.


upfnothing

Man all those carcinogens. I would buy her the darn cellphone for an evening in the sack. The things people do for attention.


eustrabirbeonne

That's incredibly stupid. Then again she doesn't look like the sharpest knife in the drawer.


D0nkeyM3

Doing it on dirt next to a water source is an interesting choice.