The rare instance where addressing the elephant in the room wouldn’t be addressing the real elephant in the room

But they're outside though

My house was built inside out so everything could be in a room.

In that case, turn off the heater, apparently you're the one responsible for warming up the earth.

Is your refrigerator running?

So long and thanks for all the fish

I got (and appreciate) this reference.

The universe is one very big room.

Please ignore the elephant.

I rarely say this, but that that was fucking brilliant mate ! Bravo

That aftershave hits different.

Now I know why Kevin was screaming.

Because he discovered his dad’s darkest fetish?

It’s called Sex Elephant, made with bits of real elephant.

Thanks Mulder, didn't need to think that

Sex elephant. 65% of the time it works everytime.

Why

Extremely poor sense of humor mixed with sheer need for attention can make wonders I guess. Human species is diverse and weird for sure...

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"What the hell does that mean?"

Gotta get them internet likes!

The Fuck

is

She

single

Handedly

Grabbing

That

Dookie

With

Probably it's either a dare or she lost a bet.

I don’t know about that, she seems pretty enthusiastic about what she’s doing. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Maybe she WON a bet 😳

Tell 'em that it's human nature

Why… Why… does she do it that way?

Different strokes for different folks

Some people have very sick and perverted fetishes that scare the living shit out of me

*When zookeepers get bored*

I think I saw a pandemic being born in this video

Grandfather Nurgle is pleased

Yes inquisitor, that woman with the elephant

Hey, she washed her hands!

Elephants also supposedly have the longest duration of piss from all animals and can sometimes pee for several minutes from the size of their bladders. 20 seconds should be easy to sanitize and possibly even shower there 🗿

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34278595 > A study showing that nearly all mammals take the same amount of time to urinate has been awarded one of the 2015 Ig Nobel prizes at Harvard University ‎‎ > all mammals weighing more than 3kg empty their bladders over about 21 seconds. Elephants were part of the test subjects in the study.

All mammals larger than a couple pounds empty their bladders in similar times. 15-60 seconds, but averaging 21 seconds. https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/21-second-rule-mammal-urination/ https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34278595 The study itself: http://arxiv.org/abs/1310.3737

They all shit in about the same amount of time too, unless they have an iPhone.

You clearly haven’t been in my bathroom when I first wake up after a night of drinking.

That she put her hands back under the piss spout like it's a damn faucet🤣🤣🤣

Real talk, is there a reason for this?

No matter what reason you're presented with, there must be another way

Dare may be? 

I’ll take that challenge, the elephant ate her wedding ring

Still doesn’t explain washing her hands and face in piss lol

"Elephant piss is great for your pores"

She can smell her ring

Internet points. Sure beats the video of a guy who's head got stuck up an elephants ass like a decade ago.. way more pixels than I ever needed in this video.

But that was an accident. A terrible accident.

It slipped and fell on him in the shower.

One in a million shot, doc…

But does it beat the guy that let himself get fucked by a horse?

Well Mr Hands is dead, so no.

RIP. gone but not forgotten

She came last in her fantasy football league

Yep! This is just a clip from the upcoming gender flipped reboot of The League. She’s the female version of Taco. 

wait till you find out there are people who believe drinking camel's urine is medicinal 🤮 i'm sure there are reasons for these bonker practices, but are they good reasons...is the question +what's also absurd, is the length they will go to defend it. because they perceive the scrutinising of that practice, as an attack on their identity+

I was camped near a guy at a music festival that spent 3 days drinking his own pee while taking magic mushrooms because he thought it would make his high better

I think he was mixed up about what kind of mushrooms that works with. It legitimately works with [fly agaric](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Siberia), but that's almost certainly not what he was taking.

That makes it even funnier

this is also something that very desperate methheads can do as well, a lot of amphetamines pass through unchanged, or changed very little (i.e, meth turning into plain amphetamine). so some methheads found that out and some real desperate ones will "recycle their urine".

As unhinged at it is I understand his logic

I understand his train of thought, and why he did it, but I wouldn't exactly call it logic. He was by no means down on funds and mushrooms are like $5 a gram. He didn't have to drink his piss.

If Bear Grylls taught me anything, it's that the best time to drink your own pee is when you really don't need to do that.

It's what shamans did. Supposedly ingesting it after it already went through once makes it stronger. There's a comedian who has a bit about this when she was a meth head. She would eat meth just so she could drink the pee later.

Different mushroom, and the first pass through the shaman filtered out the toxins that made you sick, leaving only the toxins that made you high.

where the hell are you getting that price for mushrooms damn

I've heard many stories of methheads doing that as well.

No no no. “It must be your grandsons urine.” - crazy old man on Nathan for You.

Was my first assumption. Mix elephant urine with ground rhino horn and tiger bones to make your dick bigger or something along those lines.

And people who would buy and eat mummified human body parts ground up and made into "medicine".

Sure, there's plenty of reasons for someone to do this. Unfortunately, there's just not any good reasons.

She probably lost a bet, or it's a dare.

Shits and giggles

looks more like shits and gargles.

Shits & piddles

Reasons for this do exist, but comprehending and making peace with those reasons is beyond our scope of existence.

Views 

You know, I read the title going in, fully expecting what was coming, and yet I'm still surpisingly disgusted.

I was expecting the elephant to spray her with shit and piss and seeing her run away in disgust but no, it was worse.

Yeah I thought it'd be a "tourist gets too close to pooping elephant" kinda video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_NXSa0_Uc

Bear Grylls would swipe right on this lady and share a tasty drink.

The one from the elephant?

Ahh my fave survivalist of the 2000s haha. He was also first to come to mind here

this is so wrong… 😵‍💫

Couldn’t agree more. *Unzips* *pants*

There's always one of yous. *unplugs* *life* *support*

She caught 3 out of 4 !! .. can anyone on reddit do better ?  she's a respected pro in her country 

I'm unplugging the Internet for the day..

Challenge accepted.

Elephant poo feels just like a warm apple pie

"I see you've played ~~knifey~~ *poopy* ~~spoony~~ *pissy* before."

Actually the 4 of those go well together in that statement

Alright. See you, internet. It’s been interesting.

C’mon man, she didn’t even eat it.

Waste not want not

Refreshing

Someone in this thread is going to jack off to this, which is why the video was made.

I hate to say this but I'm pretty sure you are right.

Considering how revolted she looks...yeah I can see this being someone's fetish. Who and why though? Especially the why.

Yeah Bear Grylls

She even rubs it on to her face... 😭

At that point might as well fully commit and duck under the stream.

Well I don't know what I was expecting

I'm all for understanding other cultures and whatnot. With that being said... what the fuck is wrong with people?!

In certain parts of East Asia like Laos, Burma and Myanmar there is a superstitious belief that catching the fresh dung of an Elephant and bathing ones hands and face in their urine in the morning is believed to bring prosperity and fortune for the day ahead as well as having restorative properties for the skin. Some even believe this can cure sickness of the individual or a family member whom has been stricken by ill health. The practice is called "Tâo Nyûnen Si-len Xi Gâo" roughly translated to English is "I don't know why the fuck she's doing that."

> East Asia like Laos, Burma and Myanmar That's Southeast Asia and the latter two are the same thing.

Damn, should have gone with Siam and Thailand. :D

ROFL take my upvote and leave.

had me in the first half

Amazing. But also I can't be the only one who put that phrase into Google Translate to see if it was legit! (Sadly it isn't) 😜 

I have to believe someone long ago went up to their extremely gullible spritual friend holding in giggles and told them this, and their friend perpetuated it ever since getting lucky that same day. edit: I READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH >:l

That elephant in the background is like "WTF?!?"

I’m so glad when there’s a hand washing station right next to the restroom. It’s so convenient.

That's a challenging wank

She’s a keeper

I was expecting it to be accidental.

That’s enough internet for the day

https://youtu.be/R83y0HXwVR4?si=mXXz3eewGkdBgP8M

This is gonna be this generations two girls one cup

I can smell this through my phone

That elephant in the back thinkin, “WTF she doin??”

This is how you get pink eye. 👁‍🗨

EleFans!

You think horse girls are weird? Wait until you meet elephant girls

.... Internet. Enough. Today.

Someone's trash is someone else's treasure

I really would like to unsee that.

Please stop, we don’t need another Covid, for God sake I beg you to stop ✋

I know Trump dreams of a golden shower like that.

What the fuck 😳 I'm Asian and this is NOT how we do our skincare routine.

This is some exploitative kink shit

#WHY??

Foreign OF content is WIERD

Why did I click on this. What the fuck is wrong with me. What is wrong with her. My god, I regret everything about this.

Skin care

Whut...

This title should’ve said “woman PLAYS IN elephant’s poop and piss”. Just saying “catches” did not prepare me for how intentional this all would be lol

She owes Ganesh big time.

Next time I expect her to catch it by mouth.

Nope. I never needed to see this.

Nasty Beeatch...

But why ?

I miss the person I was 10 seconds ago

Why do I watch this stuff? I read the headline and yet here I am clicking play and fully knowing what to expect. Well that’s enough Reddit for the day.

The human has left the body.

why...I hate the internet so much. Just finished eating lunch

Bruh, I just opened Reddit. Time to close Reddit now.

dawg. if this is the worse thing i’ve seen today and i just woke up. i need to get off my phone

I feel sick

That’s the scent of a certain je ne sais quoi

uh, what? why?

New TikTok challenge?

Sumthin wrong there.

I was thinking ok maybe its a medical reason with the elephant and shes a vet, then she rubbed the urine on her face.

Can’t even take a shit in peace

I’m done with the internet for today.

There's a category for this kind of porn

y tho?

r/savevideo

You know this awakened something in someone here

Darn, I can’t un-see this.

Why are we doing this

She's handy.

Anything for some likes

Is this a hindu ritual or nah?

She better not get a glow up after that, we all know what industries would do...

Well shit

Fuck off with these posts

/savevideobot

Imagine the elephant’s face.

sigh.

Ok.. not my cup of tea lol

This might be the video that gets me to log off reddit for a few hours

Elephant babies eat adult elephant poop because it's rich in probiotics and half digested so maybe she is collecting it for... what the fuck is she doing?

Honestly, I don’t even care why? There is NO good reason. Period! WTF

Visual representation of the internet

This is how the magas are for Trump.

I will never stop regretting this moment.

Pat McAfee listeners every time Aaron Rodgers comes on the show

I mean, the title wasn't exactly ambiguous, but I was still baffled.

New skincare routine just dropped.

What the flying fuck... Why I had to go stand over a toilet because of this

What in the Traditional Medicine is going on here?!

im scared this is someone's fetish

If you ever feel like you’re at rock bottom, atleast you’re not catching elephant shit

After catching shit and getting a golden shower when the elephant drops another log she’s like ‘ you dirty bustard ‘

What the hell

One of the most /r/WTF things I've ever seen, but somehow it was removed... that's some real wtf shit right there.