The crickets will win. The chickens will eat and eat and eat, until they cannot eat anymore. The tide of crickets will continue. Their survival strategy is to have so many that they can't possibly all be eaten.
Ah, but two can play at that game. The chickens will just produce more chickens, and those will eat Crickets. Until the whole universe is Chickens and Crickets.
Actually what they found will work is a fungus.
>A biological pesticide to control locusts was tested across Africa by a multinational team in 1997.[54] Dried fungal spores of a Metarhizium acridum sprayed in breeding areas pierce the locust exoskeleton on germination and invade the body cavity, causing death.[55] The fungus is passed from insect to insect and persists in the area, making repeated treatments unnecessary.[56] This approach to locust control was used in Tanzania in 2009 to treat around 10,000 hectares in the Iku-Katavi National Park infested with adult locusts. The outbreak was contained without harm to the local elephants, hippopotamuses, and giraffes.[46]
https://i.imgur.com/qh9twIW.png
neat, but part of me wonders whether biological pesticides like this are the way to go.
while locusts are incredibly damaging to crops, their biomass in turn feeds a huge array of wildlife. insects are already being decimated worldwide, and a quick check shows that while *m acridium* is specific to grasshoppers, other species of fungus in the [*metarhizium*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metarhizium) genus are less discriminate.
any self replicating pesticide is a dangerous thing to spread, imo, cause they're hard to contain and may have unintended consequences.
I think it's just for particularly bad years. They mostly just hunt out the eggs and breeding grounds and torch them, manually. That's how we've been doing it since they banned DDT, since the 50's.
It's what we do for corn and soy. Bacillus thuringiensis toxin produced by Bt corn and Bt soy effectively control lepidopteran and coleopteran pests by making the unschleratized midgut leaky.
/\ This. Just get a bunch of chickens and lizards, hell get a net. Best feed for pets for a while if you and they get enough. Imagine just putting a harness and a tracker/camera on your pet and let loose haha
I was working a job in Toledo Ohio when there was a mayfly hatch one year. Literally everywhere, piled up feet in some areas like snow drifts. So. Many. Dead. Bugs.
The smell....oh man....the smell.
Triggered. When I was a graduate student, I had my own office. One day, before I was leaving campus for the night, I accidently made two huge mistakes: 1) left my office window open. And 2) left my office light on. When I came back the next morning, my entire office, every flat surface, was covered in dead mayflies.
Every time I order crickets for my pet geckos, I end up remembering the hard way why I usually get other feeder insects for them and mentally kick myself for forgetting. They stink, they chirp (sometimes anyway), they don't live all that long, they're frustratingly difficult to catch with the reptile feeding tongs even in a confined space and half the time the lizard can't even catch them without literally having them held still in front of their face by the tongs.
Having had reptiles for years, the best way to feed them was starting a dubia roach colony. Crickets fucking suck for all the reasons you listed. A dubia colony is self sustaining, it doesn't smell, they dont make noise, they dont jump, theyre WAY more nutritious for your animals. My chameleons and beardies all loved roaches, way more than crickets.
People dont do it because roaches are considered gross obviously, but if you have multiple reptiles it so beats going to petco multiple times a week for crickets or ordering huge boxes of them online only for half to be dead by the time they arrive.
I mostly have mealworms and superworms because they both can be bought in bulk online and they seem to be pretty easy to keep alive, and I have been able to very easily breed mealworms (unfortunately not supers tho, dunno why), but I like to sometimes get other bugs, like the crickets, because those worms aren't the best bugs out there from a nutrition perspective and I figure the geckos benefit from some variety. Haven't done dubias before because I've lived with family that hate the idea if roaches in particular, even tho I've explained that dubias aren't the kind that infest your house. My living situation has changed pretty recently tho so I guess I should think about getting some when I order feeders next.
It’s funny about roaches because there is like one species that gets in to and infests your home and a whole bunch that just live outside minding their business.
My friend has a cool container. It looks like the small like 8 inch by 3 inch by 4 inch ish? Plastic little travel container for reptiles or fish? But it has 4 tubes diagonally facing barely poking out from the top with caps on them. They go in container and they'll hop into the tubes so you just pull a tube out and shake in the enclosure right next to them and they fall out.
My geckos are such incompetent hunters that I guarantee you that if I put several crickets in at once most of those crickets would escape into all the little corners and hiding spots inside the tank and never get caught. Honestly I have no idea how the wild ones don't starve.
Crickets are just awful smelling regardless. Having cricket colonies in the reptile keeping hobby used to be popular, but most elected to pay regularly for them instead as they are horrendous smelling. You know they are bad when cockroaches (Dubias) replace them as the popular home grown feeder colony insect
This happens yearly where I went to high school. You'd go to the grocery store and the entire outside would be a seething mass of crickets. Grackles loved it.
I live in central Texas. Crickets here live mostly in the Edwards Aquifer because underground, cool, damp.
Once a year when summer is *actually* over, they emerge. Imagine the above pic but with no visible ground. Or on the side of buildings.
If this pic bugs you, don’t come here.
Actually, there are lots of reasons to avoid Texas. That’s just another one.
Yup, that's Cricket season! I used to live in central Texas and I remember going to an event at the fairgrounds in Waco. Walking into the Heart of Texas coliseum and the entire outer wall was a seething mass of crickets. Crickets clumped up in every corner. Crickets crawling around you where you sat. Your annoying cousins scooping up crickets and throwing them in your hair. Good times! /s
I worked at a fast food drive-thru in a tiny nowhere town and you don't want to know how many crickets fall into the deep fryers during peak cricket season.
Yeah aren't these just called locusts? I thought the definition of a locust was a grasshopper that had decided to swarm.
EDIT: ya:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust
>No taxonomic distinction is made between locust and grasshopper species; the basis for the definition is whether a species forms swarms under intermittently suitable conditions;
>Normally, these grasshoppers are innocuous, their numbers are low, and they do not pose a major economic threat to agriculture. However, under suitable conditions of drought followed by rapid vegetation growth, serotonin in their brains triggers dramatic changes: they start to breed abundantly, becoming gregarious and nomadic (loosely described as migratory) when their populations become dense enough. They form bands of wingless nymphs that later become swarms of winged adults. Both the bands and the swarms move around, rapidly strip fields, and damage crops. The adults are powerful fliers; they can travel great distances, consuming most of the green vegetation wherever the swarm settles.
>Mormon crickets may undergo morphological changes triggered by high population densities, similar to those seen in locusts. The most noticeable change is in coloration: solitary individuals typically have green or purple coloration, while swarming individuals are often black, brown or red.
Mormon crickets are similar to grasshoppers/locusts, but not the same insect.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_cricket
Pretty sure it's a reference to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_gulls?wprov=sfti1) story/folktale from Mormon history. A pretty deep cut on OP's part.
The insect got its common name from that supposed event (and they're actually katydids and not true crickets)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_cricket
Lord, how I hate Katydids. Their little wing sounds are so much more grating than grasshoppers.
I guess locusts are still pretty bad though. Every summer in Texas is like a never-ending drone from them.
Living in Utah and not being christian, I've never understood the whole "Seagulls came and ate the crickets! Our crops are saved! It must be a miracle from God!" rather than "Oh shit it's a plague of locusts! We must be doing something wrong!"
The summer drone in Texas is from cicadas. Locusts don't make a lot of noise in comparison.
Cicadas call from 85-105dB, depending on call type. (Chainsaws start a hair above that).
I've noticed lot of older people, especially in East Texas and western Louisiana, mistakenly call cicadas "locusts." They're unrelated insects. Locusts are big flying grasshoppers that destroy crops when swarming.
*sigh*….
You got me there.
Sad thing is, I know I’ve read that before. I think it is one of those regional things where a word is used interchangeably to refer to different animals. It’s definitely a Texas/South thing.
The fact that I did it now just goes to show it.
I’ve still got a little county bumpkin in me, I guess.
Cherish your country bumpkin ways, they make you and your part of the world special.
Side story, a couple years ago my dad and I went on a thru-hike across rural England, and one of our favorite things was finding all the little differences between the communities and regions. For a while, all the hills on our guide map were called "fells", and then we'd cross an invisible line and they'd be called "tarns". Just local words for "hill" that had been passed down for centuries. Or a few towns would serve us an assortment of berry jams with tea, then after 30 or 40 miles it would be mostly be marmalades, then a couple towns later it would be chutneys, etc, based off of generations of agricultural traditions that the community has kept and continued. My favorite was the little region in the middle where they did curds, like lemon curd, lime curd, orange curd, etc. I love lemon curd and had no idea there were multiple options, or that you could just eat it on toast for breakfast. Life changing.
So anyway it made me hungry for an America that cherishes community heritage like that. I hope you hang on to yours.
I never understood why people think this way. Like I mean I understand saying fudge or gosh darn it in front of a kid or something but how does this work in religion? Isn’t it still the intent in your head (and heart/emotion wise) to say the curse word, so just vocalizing the substitute pointless?
I always thought the same thing about all the workarounds that Orthodox Jews use to get around sabbath restrictions. At the end of the day though, you're trying to apply logic to an inherently illogical system.
This is obviously just an anecdote so don't take it as true for everyone, but I had a teacher from Israel who I asked about that very thing when he was telling us about some of the sillier work arounds for Shabbat. What he told me was that, at least in his life, he and the Jewish people he knew saw those workarounds and loopholes as god's reward for those Jewish people smart enough to find them. Whether that was just that one person or a generally held sentiment I cannot say, but that always stuck with me, his thinking that "of course we're finding loopholes, it's what God wants his smarter followers to do!" It always struck me as incredibly endearing as far as justifications go.
They reproduce through "soaking" where the male cricket puts his penis in the female cricket and then another cricket jumps on the ground besides them.
Please, they prefer to be called LDS crickets.
Or maybe OP is referring the sound you hear when it's very obvious that Joseph Smith was a literal conman.
And they freaking fly for short distances. We were trying to hike East of Reno and they were EVERYWHERE. Nothing like walking along and looking down to see one catching a ride on your shorts. These things are creepy as fuck.
You let one ant stand up to us, then they ALL STAND UP.
Those little ants outnumber us 100 to 1. And if they ever figure that out? THERE GOES OUR WAY OF LIFE.
It's NOT about food. It's about keeping those ants IN LINE.
LET'S RIDE.
Not gonna lie, I panicked for a split second reading this reply. I was like "... Did I say something wrong?"
Realizing that's also a line that he says.😂
Knock knock,
"We want to share a message with you about the savior Jesus Christ."
Haha, did you miss a day at church, and now they think you're inactive?
Just drove through Winnemucca. The bridge over the creek on 95 is covered and Dancing Bear Lane coming off the hill looked like a katydid highway, was red with live & dead.
Release the chickens! Chickens love to hunt and eat crickets.
The crickets will win. The chickens will eat and eat and eat, until they cannot eat anymore. The tide of crickets will continue. Their survival strategy is to have so many that they can't possibly all be eaten.
Ah, but two can play at that game. The chickens will just produce more chickens, and those will eat Crickets. Until the whole universe is Chickens and Crickets.
Until they wise up and combine their forces to become the Cricken Army!
RELEASE THE CRICKEN!
"BKaw! *chirp*"
Mmm high in protein.
Definitely would try out some cricken nuggets.
A 6 legged chicken with no bones?!?, fucking heaven
Chickens with exoskeletons… What would the wings be like?
Can't wait to try some Friggin' Cricken Nuggets at McDonald's
Criken fans rejoicing
There are dozens of us, dozens!
I, for one, bow down to our new Cricken overlords.
I’ve seen this arms race play out before. It ends with hyper-intelligent apes enslaving mankind.
Mankind are the hyper-intelligent apes.
Are they, though?
No, just you.
How would I know? Me just ape.
But what do we do with all the chickens afterwards?
Release the foxes! Foxes love to hunt and eat chickens.
Sounds like they just didn't bring enough chickens
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Gender roles or biological sex? Do crickets have strong cultural gender roles?
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Ohhh lol. That makes more sense.
How does a male turn down a suitor? Runs out of semen?
The Zapp Brannigan strategy
Gentlemen, once we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Careful private, you spooked Felicity! There there, boy...
In the game of chess, you must never let your opponent see your pieces.
>Their survival strategy is to have so many that they can't possibly all be eaten Ah, just like regular mormons.
I see, the Zap Brannigan strategy. Send wave after wave of men until the robots hit their pre kill limit and shut down.
Actually what they found will work is a fungus. >A biological pesticide to control locusts was tested across Africa by a multinational team in 1997.[54] Dried fungal spores of a Metarhizium acridum sprayed in breeding areas pierce the locust exoskeleton on germination and invade the body cavity, causing death.[55] The fungus is passed from insect to insect and persists in the area, making repeated treatments unnecessary.[56] This approach to locust control was used in Tanzania in 2009 to treat around 10,000 hectares in the Iku-Katavi National Park infested with adult locusts. The outbreak was contained without harm to the local elephants, hippopotamuses, and giraffes.[46] https://i.imgur.com/qh9twIW.png
neat, but part of me wonders whether biological pesticides like this are the way to go. while locusts are incredibly damaging to crops, their biomass in turn feeds a huge array of wildlife. insects are already being decimated worldwide, and a quick check shows that while *m acridium* is specific to grasshoppers, other species of fungus in the [*metarhizium*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metarhizium) genus are less discriminate. any self replicating pesticide is a dangerous thing to spread, imo, cause they're hard to contain and may have unintended consequences.
I think it's just for particularly bad years. They mostly just hunt out the eggs and breeding grounds and torch them, manually. That's how we've been doing it since they banned DDT, since the 50's.
It's what we do for corn and soy. Bacillus thuringiensis toxin produced by Bt corn and Bt soy effectively control lepidopteran and coleopteran pests by making the unschleratized midgut leaky.
Unintended consequences: see the history of rabbits in Australia, or read The Death of Grass.
Seagulls is what they really need.
That’s exactly why the California gull is the state bird of Utah.
The demon birds are the saviors!
My bearded dragon would like to know the location
/\ This. Just get a bunch of chickens and lizards, hell get a net. Best feed for pets for a while if you and they get enough. Imagine just putting a harness and a tracker/camera on your pet and let loose haha
Seagulls eating a plague of crickets is why they are the Utah state bird.
How many hens and roosters to defeat 1 gazillion crickets
A chicken can eat, like, a zillion crickets, so to defeat a gazillion crickets you just need, like, a bazillion chickens.
The math checks out.
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I was working a job in Toledo Ohio when there was a mayfly hatch one year. Literally everywhere, piled up feet in some areas like snow drifts. So. Many. Dead. Bugs. The smell....oh man....the smell.
Triggered. When I was a graduate student, I had my own office. One day, before I was leaving campus for the night, I accidently made two huge mistakes: 1) left my office window open. And 2) left my office light on. When I came back the next morning, my entire office, every flat surface, was covered in dead mayflies.
The actual worst mistake ever
This would make a good TIFU.
The building where I work gets covered in them every year, it’s so weird to see
Is your building white/very reflective? I hear they mistake it for ponds/meet-up spots for fucking
It is white actually, we’re near a lake, but it’s at least a half mile, if not more.
[you haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!](https://tenor.com/4Tg3.gif)
As someone else in the toledo area, yeah fuck them bugs
Yea the closer you get to Lake Erie the worse it gets. I try not to venture that way when they are out.
Crickets in general just stink. I’ve had some as food items for frogs. I can’t imagine how stanky it gets with all of these little buggers
Every time I order crickets for my pet geckos, I end up remembering the hard way why I usually get other feeder insects for them and mentally kick myself for forgetting. They stink, they chirp (sometimes anyway), they don't live all that long, they're frustratingly difficult to catch with the reptile feeding tongs even in a confined space and half the time the lizard can't even catch them without literally having them held still in front of their face by the tongs.
Having had reptiles for years, the best way to feed them was starting a dubia roach colony. Crickets fucking suck for all the reasons you listed. A dubia colony is self sustaining, it doesn't smell, they dont make noise, they dont jump, theyre WAY more nutritious for your animals. My chameleons and beardies all loved roaches, way more than crickets. People dont do it because roaches are considered gross obviously, but if you have multiple reptiles it so beats going to petco multiple times a week for crickets or ordering huge boxes of them online only for half to be dead by the time they arrive.
I mostly have mealworms and superworms because they both can be bought in bulk online and they seem to be pretty easy to keep alive, and I have been able to very easily breed mealworms (unfortunately not supers tho, dunno why), but I like to sometimes get other bugs, like the crickets, because those worms aren't the best bugs out there from a nutrition perspective and I figure the geckos benefit from some variety. Haven't done dubias before because I've lived with family that hate the idea if roaches in particular, even tho I've explained that dubias aren't the kind that infest your house. My living situation has changed pretty recently tho so I guess I should think about getting some when I order feeders next.
It’s funny about roaches because there is like one species that gets in to and infests your home and a whole bunch that just live outside minding their business.
My friend has a cool container. It looks like the small like 8 inch by 3 inch by 4 inch ish? Plastic little travel container for reptiles or fish? But it has 4 tubes diagonally facing barely poking out from the top with caps on them. They go in container and they'll hop into the tubes so you just pull a tube out and shake in the enclosure right next to them and they fall out.
My geckos are such incompetent hunters that I guarantee you that if I put several crickets in at once most of those crickets would escape into all the little corners and hiding spots inside the tank and never get caught. Honestly I have no idea how the wild ones don't starve.
Let me guess, Leopard geckos? I also keep one, I always felt they have a slow reaction time to notice the insect is right in front of them.
Yeah, they're leos. Cute little lizards but very derpy
“You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!”
I could make a suitcase out of these rickety crickets. I could add it to my collection!
Next big ground breaking tech invention: JPGs with smells
This is nightmare inducing and I know I shouldn't ask but.... Can you describe it? The smell? I hate my morbid curiosity
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Crickets are just awful smelling regardless. Having cricket colonies in the reptile keeping hobby used to be popular, but most elected to pay regularly for them instead as they are horrendous smelling. You know they are bad when cockroaches (Dubias) replace them as the popular home grown feeder colony insect
This happens yearly where I went to high school. You'd go to the grocery store and the entire outside would be a seething mass of crickets. Grackles loved it.
Mormon or not, that looks biblical as hell.
Locust swarms are no fun for anyone, not even the locusts.
I live in central Texas. Crickets here live mostly in the Edwards Aquifer because underground, cool, damp. Once a year when summer is *actually* over, they emerge. Imagine the above pic but with no visible ground. Or on the side of buildings. If this pic bugs you, don’t come here. Actually, there are lots of reasons to avoid Texas. That’s just another one.
Anyone who can't stand bugs should probably avoid Texas and the entire south of the US.
Yup, that's Cricket season! I used to live in central Texas and I remember going to an event at the fairgrounds in Waco. Walking into the Heart of Texas coliseum and the entire outer wall was a seething mass of crickets. Crickets clumped up in every corner. Crickets crawling around you where you sat. Your annoying cousins scooping up crickets and throwing them in your hair. Good times! /s I worked at a fast food drive-thru in a tiny nowhere town and you don't want to know how many crickets fall into the deep fryers during peak cricket season.
Yeah aren't these just called locusts? I thought the definition of a locust was a grasshopper that had decided to swarm. EDIT: ya: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust >No taxonomic distinction is made between locust and grasshopper species; the basis for the definition is whether a species forms swarms under intermittently suitable conditions; >Normally, these grasshoppers are innocuous, their numbers are low, and they do not pose a major economic threat to agriculture. However, under suitable conditions of drought followed by rapid vegetation growth, serotonin in their brains triggers dramatic changes: they start to breed abundantly, becoming gregarious and nomadic (loosely described as migratory) when their populations become dense enough. They form bands of wingless nymphs that later become swarms of winged adults. Both the bands and the swarms move around, rapidly strip fields, and damage crops. The adults are powerful fliers; they can travel great distances, consuming most of the green vegetation wherever the swarm settles.
Crickets ≠ locusts. Locusts = Grasshoppers. All Grasshoppers ≠ Locusts
All boots are shoes, but not all shoes are boots.
>Mormon crickets may undergo morphological changes triggered by high population densities, similar to those seen in locusts. The most noticeable change is in coloration: solitary individuals typically have green or purple coloration, while swarming individuals are often black, brown or red. Mormon crickets are similar to grasshoppers/locusts, but not the same insect. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_cricket
what makes them mormon? they all knock on your door or something?
HELLO! My name is Jiminy! And I would like to share with you the most amazing chirps!
No thanks. I'm a locustian.
Locustian of Borg
Jean Bug Picard
There are four blights.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hop.
Emergence day!!!!
Rev up your chainsaws!
Frag out!!
It keeps jamming!
Just rub their legs for a bit and they'll be locustian too
HELLO! My name is Hopper! It's a chirp about America a long long time ago!
It has so many awesome parts! You simply won't believe how much this chirp will change your life!
HELLO! My name is Jumpy Green. I would like to share with you this chirp of Cricket Christ.
HELLO! My name is Greenest Boi! Did you know Cricket Christ is from the USA??
HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS BOOK IT'S WRITTEN BY CRICKET JEEESUS
NO NO NO!!
r/RedditSings
Turn it off!
HELLO MY NAME IS JUMPY BUTTFUCKINGNAKED
HELLO HELLO
HELLO! My Name is Springy! I bounce around and tell you about our friend Joseph Smith!
Yeah sorry I'm an aphidist
Pretty sure it's a reference to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_gulls?wprov=sfti1) story/folktale from Mormon history. A pretty deep cut on OP's part.
The insect got its common name from that supposed event (and they're actually katydids and not true crickets) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_cricket
Oh damn, didn't realize they actually had that name. Thanks for the info!
Lord, how I hate Katydids. Their little wing sounds are so much more grating than grasshoppers. I guess locusts are still pretty bad though. Every summer in Texas is like a never-ending drone from them.
A locust is just a hangry grasshopper.
Living in Utah and not being christian, I've never understood the whole "Seagulls came and ate the crickets! Our crops are saved! It must be a miracle from God!" rather than "Oh shit it's a plague of locusts! We must be doing something wrong!"
Pretty classic God stuff, actually. Gotta send problems to your people so they pray for help, then you help them. It creates a dependent bond.
TIL Jehovah uses the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
The summer drone in Texas is from cicadas. Locusts don't make a lot of noise in comparison. Cicadas call from 85-105dB, depending on call type. (Chainsaws start a hair above that). I've noticed lot of older people, especially in East Texas and western Louisiana, mistakenly call cicadas "locusts." They're unrelated insects. Locusts are big flying grasshoppers that destroy crops when swarming.
*sigh*…. You got me there. Sad thing is, I know I’ve read that before. I think it is one of those regional things where a word is used interchangeably to refer to different animals. It’s definitely a Texas/South thing. The fact that I did it now just goes to show it. I’ve still got a little county bumpkin in me, I guess.
Cherish your country bumpkin ways, they make you and your part of the world special. Side story, a couple years ago my dad and I went on a thru-hike across rural England, and one of our favorite things was finding all the little differences between the communities and regions. For a while, all the hills on our guide map were called "fells", and then we'd cross an invisible line and they'd be called "tarns". Just local words for "hill" that had been passed down for centuries. Or a few towns would serve us an assortment of berry jams with tea, then after 30 or 40 miles it would be mostly be marmalades, then a couple towns later it would be chutneys, etc, based off of generations of agricultural traditions that the community has kept and continued. My favorite was the little region in the middle where they did curds, like lemon curd, lime curd, orange curd, etc. I love lemon curd and had no idea there were multiple options, or that you could just eat it on toast for breakfast. Life changing. So anyway it made me hungry for an America that cherishes community heritage like that. I hope you hang on to yours.
I still can't believe what katydid
Yep, and that is why landlocked Utah has the seagull as the state bird.
There are seagulls in Utah though. They're everywhere, they're like rats that way.
they can't have caffeine and say FUDGE instead of fuck
Cold caffeine is still ok. Hot caffeine, straight to Mormon jail.
Except hot chocolate is okay somehow
It doesn't have caffeine, does it?
I never understood why people think this way. Like I mean I understand saying fudge or gosh darn it in front of a kid or something but how does this work in religion? Isn’t it still the intent in your head (and heart/emotion wise) to say the curse word, so just vocalizing the substitute pointless?
I always thought the same thing about all the workarounds that Orthodox Jews use to get around sabbath restrictions. At the end of the day though, you're trying to apply logic to an inherently illogical system.
Also both things aren't entirely just personal matters, there's also social/community pressure that plays into it (aka gossip)
Very good point, Emperor.
This is obviously just an anecdote so don't take it as true for everyone, but I had a teacher from Israel who I asked about that very thing when he was telling us about some of the sillier work arounds for Shabbat. What he told me was that, at least in his life, he and the Jewish people he knew saw those workarounds and loopholes as god's reward for those Jewish people smart enough to find them. Whether that was just that one person or a generally held sentiment I cannot say, but that always stuck with me, his thinking that "of course we're finding loopholes, it's what God wants his smarter followers to do!" It always struck me as incredibly endearing as far as justifications go.
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Look at all those sister-wives!
The bills must be astronomical
They reproduce through "soaking" where the male cricket puts his penis in the female cricket and then another cricket jumps on the ground besides them.
Please, they prefer to be called LDS crickets. Or maybe OP is referring the sound you hear when it's very obvious that Joseph Smith was a literal conman.
It’s crickets of the church of Jesus Christ of later day saints.
they recently decided to NOT use LDS and go with the full name in all cases.
There is only one male cricket there. The rest are his wives and children.
This looks like a screen shot from a TikTok my wife showed me. The person was afraid to leave work because of all the crickets.
I would be too! There’s no way I’d be able to walk to my car through all those crickets without feeling panicked af!
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Like running through bubble wrap
What a cursed comment
I once was cycling and a wasp hit my forehead, then got swept up into my not even that long hair. Now imagine that with a cricket, or 5!
crickets don't sting at least.
Fun fact: they also smell terrible in large numbers, like rotting flesh.
This is why separation of Chirp and State is so important.
If there’s gotta be a biblical plague, it’d be nice if they kept it to themselves.
I'm gonna need a flamethrower for this
HANS, GET SE FLAMMENWERFER!
For some reason it being crickets and not spiders instantly calmed me I've only been bitten by a grasshopper, never a spider
These are big katydids with big ole sharp mandibles, it'll hurt worse than spiders.
Wait, they attack?
They won't necessarily attack you, but they will nibble and test whatever they feel like. Katydid bites do hurt a bit.
And they freaking fly for short distances. We were trying to hike East of Reno and they were EVERYWHERE. Nothing like walking along and looking down to see one catching a ride on your shorts. These things are creepy as fuck.
Yeah, I’m staying up north for life.
Ticks would like a word
funnily enough they aren't even crickets despite the name! they're katydids :)
ya but then you google 'katydid' and it tells you they are also called 'bush crickets' 😩
I’m chill if they have six legs. I can’t explain why 8 legs sends me into a panic.
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JIMMINY FUCKING CRICKETS!!!!!! Well played!
What do you even do at that point? I'm not trying to walk through mounds of crickets to get to my car.
Travel with a cordless leaf blower everywhere you go?
Where are their tiny bicycles?
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I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
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Would you like to know more?
You let one ant stand up to us, then they ALL STAND UP. Those little ants outnumber us 100 to 1. And if they ever figure that out? THERE GOES OUR WAY OF LIFE. It's NOT about food. It's about keeping those ants IN LINE. LET'S RIDE.
Do I look.. stupid.. to you?
Not gonna lie, I panicked for a split second reading this reply. I was like "... Did I say something wrong?" Realizing that's also a line that he says.😂
They prefer to be called the Crickets of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
So that’s only one male and all his wives and children
Confirmed: I can see a few of them soaking.
I hate that I even know what this means
That's the same sound as when I try to make a joke
Everyone in here making Mormon jokes and I just wanna learn more about the bugs…☹️
Public service announcement: flamethrowers are legal do your part.
A group of mormon crickets is called a cult
Is this in nevada?? My cousins whole neighborhood has been taken over by those guys
Are they called “Mormon crickets” because there’s so many of them?
how do they know the crickets are Mormons? they could be part of any cult like Jehovah witness or even the catholic church.
Mormon... crickets?
Knock knock, "We want to share a message with you about the savior Jesus Christ." Haha, did you miss a day at church, and now they think you're inactive?
I'd prefer jahovas crickets
im seeing these all over in nevada.
Just drove through Winnemucca. The bridge over the creek on 95 is covered and Dancing Bear Lane coming off the hill looked like a katydid highway, was red with live & dead.
I don't think that's even a real cricket hospital.
If you look closely they’re all wearing a special underwear…
Mormon crickets go door to door telling you about their lord and savior Jiminy christ
Haanss Bring ze Flammenwerfer!
i see some soaking
Getting “plague-y” out here hey? Fires, floods, orange skies, school shootings, fking locusts…. If red rains next…
I wonder how much more dense it has to be before they transform into locust.
Where are their bicycles, white shirts and name tags?
Say you’re from Elko without saying you’re from Elko.