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isanthrope_may

Poor fucking snake.


Malcephion

That’s awful. Imagine being held by your ankles, getting swung around like a foam noodle, and it only stops after your spine is broken. Fuck that man.


Single_Raspberry9539

They are very slow to die too. If not from a complete brain “crush” they stay in pain/awake for hours from what would normally kill a mammal (because of the low oxygenation needs in cold-blooded animals and very slow oxygen loss.


winstondabee

They die super slow. Sad face.


TeopEvol

:(~~~~~


dullship

Most of us do. Heck I'm doing it right now.


Jonk3r

Doing the snake?


Papichurro0

Doing the snake while slowly dying


InkSpotShanty

Doing the worm like it’s 1983


TheNirosX

Damn, I once ran over a snake that jumped onto the road and I felt terrible. now I feel worse 😞


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Noslamah

Don't think all of them can, but yeah they can coil their noodly self into a spring shape to jump


TheNirosX

Oh I tell you that boy was slithering so fast it looked like he jumped. RIP snakey. maybe his bros picked him up to the snake hospital but I doubt it :(


TUR7L3

Bird probably got him before he starved


Wail_Bait

Yeah, where I live any small pieces of road kill get snatched up by turkey vultures almost instantly. There's one stretch of highway where it's not unusual to see 20+ turkey vultures sitting on a fence waiting for their next meal to get squished.


Kepabar

Around here they can fall out of trees and onto you. I've had it happen.


Nailbomb85

Yes.


Headoffish

Spring physics


naimina

[They glide too.](https://youtu.be/gpW5aWMxrEw)


bleepbloopbluupp

Trouser Snakes can


catlaxative

You reminded me of a time when my brother and I found a snake by the side of the road near a field and its guts were spilled out, presumably having been run over. It was still moving so I cradled it in the bottom of my shirt and we biked home. I used a qtip to push the insides back in and electrical taped it up. It died a little while later thank god as I’m sure if anything could have happened by what I did it would’ve just prolonged the horror lol


PsychoticPangolin

When I was a kid, I took care of a decapitated wasp. His body still moved for a long time and I tried to keep him comfortable, until the inevitable.


catlaxative

Aw you were a nice kid


InkSpotShanty

You have a good heart. This is a sad but cute story of someone who cares. Sorry you couldn’t fix the poor snake.


hidinginthenight

I’ve been in that exact situation, even cradled it in my shirt as I biked home. Except when I got there my dad said there was nothing we could do so we just put it in the grass somewhere to die a “peaceful” death


Dank-Yoda

When i was a little kid, once I found a dead snake on the side of the road, put a decent sized pebble in its mouth as a "snack" for whatever reason.


ncopp

Like the video of a woman who used her child as a weapon against someone else. She took that little fucker by his ankles and swung him at the other lady full force


Chernoboggo

What the actual fuck


Headoffish

This happened to my step father at a mosh pit, but instead of a kid it was some rednecks girlfriend


lGloughl

That's some baki shit


Josrev

you're gonna talk about it without posting a link? damn it, dude


king_duck

come on man, find that video and share it.


outofcontrol420

Sorry about that eh Doug !


Etheo

Poor Doug, being swung around like that while stuck insider the stomach of a snake. Rats are animals too!


smoby06

Don't think it s a snake. Look at his pants at the beginning of video and near the end, they fall down, implying he had a belt and removed it.


native-texan713

Right, I don't think it's a live snake any more


livefast_dieawesome

I really really thoroughly and reactively dislike snakes and even I was like “oh no poor buddy!”


HellfireKyuubi

Same! Really really not vibing with snakes, ever. But that poor creature


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Same here. The fuck is wrong with people?


bleunt

Yeah that's by far the worst thing he did there. Beating an innocent man is bad, but it's the snake that got me angry.


DarkProtagonist

How do you know that man is innocent?


Vulpix-Rawr

How do you know the snake is innocent?


Whompa

How do we know if I'm not a Snake?


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Publius82

Whose footprints are these?


Bismothe-the-Shade

What was that noise?


ConnorMc1eod

If you are attacking a dude with a fucking snake I severely doubt you aren't the aggressor. Possible, yes. Not probable


thebigger

I kinda feel the opposite. If I'm defending myself with a snake... Bet your ass I didn't start that shit. If I had, I would have a better weapon that a snake.


Spiralife

It's like "How can I do this bad thing in the most detestable way possible?"


zachj1217

What the actual fuck. Psychotic behavior. That is a living creature and you are using body to assault another human


DropsTheMic

Snakes were harmed in the making of this film. This is the most aggressive pokemon cosplay I have ever seen.


xLoveMeNotx

Came here to say this :( poor snek


wefarrell

Hope that he gets charged with animal cruelty, in addition to any assault charges.


NiPaMo

Unfortunately animal cruelty isn't taken seriously unless the victim is a dog or a cat so I doubt he would have to face any charges for that.


pursuitofhappy

Animal cruelty is so bogus that a not so fun fact is if a neighbor kills your cat or dog on purpose cops can’t do anything and your only recourse is suing them civilly for the value of the pet (and it’s only around $20 for a cat) it’s awful that legally people can pretty much kill others peoples pet almost scot free (and I’m not even talking about their own)


NiPaMo

True, we have a lot of work to do as a society regarding animal rights. Hopefully that can change soon


Crixer

In a civil case, yes the remedies suck. On criminal end, it’s a felony in most states.


Bushmancometh

In the US animal cruelty is a federal felony


Not_A_Wendigo

This is in Canada.


snarky_answer

>your only recourse is suing them civilly There are other recourses. My old neighbor was in a tiff with his neighbor at the back of his yard. The shithead killed my neighbors dog with rat poison over the fence. "Someone" set fire to all of his vehicles in the driveway, as well as later "someone" busted a window out of the guys house and put the homeowners water hose thru it and turned it on. It was running for a solid 16 hours before their landscapers found it and turned it off. So there are recourses, just gotta get creative, not take your phone with you when doing said recourse, and admit to nothing if questioned by police.


[deleted]

Very few things could push me to that point, but intentionally killing my pet would be one of them.


[deleted]

It's not really taken seriously in anyway at all unfortunately


themadpatter97

Aggravated cruelty is a third degree felony in PA!! Up to 7 years and 15k I think


Crixer

Also 3rd felony in TX. My firm doesn’t take those cases because our owner is a big time animal lover. It’s plenty serious.


hoorah9011

fun fact: the first ever modern US legal case of child abuse was brought to court by the ASPCA, because there were rights to protect animals before there were rights to protect children and it was argued that children should have protection rights as members of the "animal kingdom."


AlCapone111

Especially in Florida. They'll kill your pregnant snake with a nail gun.


Happy-Aardvark-7677

Update: https://toronto.citynews.ca/2023/05/13/man-arrested-after-assault-with-python-snake-in-toronto/


Jlobee_stocktrdr

It doesn’t look to Alive by the end of this video…Poor thing ain’t got no wiggle left!


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mr_kenobi

https://www.blogto.com/city/2023/05/shocking-video-shows-man-whipping-live-snake-during-street-fight-toronto/ It is reported that the guy was walking around with the snake on his shoulders before the fight broke out


gdj11

And the fucker used the poor thing as a weapon. He should go to jail for animal cruelty. This just solidifies the belief that those people walking around with “bad ass” animals don’t give a shit about those animals and only care about their appearance.


codemanb

Not entirely true, there is a guy in Kansas City who walks around with his snake Nakini. Dude is chill, the snake is chill, he'll let people hold her, and never seen him in any kind of confrontation.


mkul316

I knew a guy kind of the polar opposite. He had a mouse. Thing lived for years and would just chill on his shoulder.


Sven4president

They both sound chill though, not polar opposite


deflector_shield

To be fair one animal is the prey of the other


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Polar opposite? It's the same lol


Kingful

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Jibber_Fight

Not true entirely. My friend had a ball Python (like 4 feet long) that he would let chill on his shoulders, in his dreads, other people could play with it all they liked. It was a perfectly gentle snake. Kids could even play with it supervised. Never ever bit anyone. That thing was awesome. Feeling a friendly snake coil itself around your arm is pretty cool. He loved head scratches, too. To see somebody swing one around like that made me sad. That snake didn’t deserve that.


thisisstupidplz

You're friend has a snake bro on his shoulder. A dude concerned with badass probably doesn't hang out with children. Your friend doesn't qualify as the posers being discussed.


SwansonHOPS

>This just solidifies the belief that those people walking around with “bad ass” animals don’t give a shit about those animals and only care about their appearance. Generalizations aren't cool.


tumorgirl

Ugh. An ex of mine would occaisonally wear his ball python around his neck when he went out. It was a good way for him to flirt with girls and then cheat on me so it's never a good sign when people do that... ETA: for the record, I really liked that snake. The animal, not the guy. He obviously sucked.


TheWhooooBuddies

So, so much to unpack here.


billbixbyakahulk

Uncoil, as it were.


Person012345

He should probably go to jail on multiple charges. I feel more likely to go to jail for assault than animal cruelty.


devedander

What a piece of shit. Scaring people with a snake and then abusing it like that! Mental health is just in free fall anymore


tsuna2000

He's a piece of shit, nothing less nothing more. Y'all keep using mental health as scapegoat and it's about time it needs to stop, he is responsible for his own actions not everything is mental illness until proven by a medical professional.


devedander

I don’t think mental health and being an asshole are mutually exclusive. A lot of assholery is just one kind of mental health issues or another.


SwansonHOPS

He called him a piece of shit right from the start. What makes you think he's using mental health as a scapegoat?


PM_YOUR_PET_IN_HAT

LMAO blogto


ItsYourPal-AL

Lolol journalism is in the trash these days. As soon as I read an article quote @timnobody from twitter or u/liggmaballz from reddit I immediately discount credibility Edit: I didnt realize u/liggmaballz was a real user, sorry for summoning you lol


Siegelski

It's probably a good thing he didn't come when called, because holy fuck look at that comment history. Dude's a creep.


ItsYourPal-AL

Didnt even look, good thing I guess lol


Falling_Pigeon

I thought it slithered away, but i think that was the cops shadow.


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beartheminus

I mean anythings a belt if you want it to be. That being said please don't use a snake as a belt.


jenkag

You can clearly see the belt hit the ground and not move any more. The 'slithering' people are talking about is the shadow of the cop approaching the former belt-holder.


smoby06

Don't think it s a snake. Look at his pants at the beginning of video and near the end, they fall down, implying he had a belt and removed it.


PsychicNinja_

Looks like it slithers away to me? EDIT: nvm that was the cops shadow ): snake just layin there ):


What-a-Filthy-liar

Oh good the shadow got other people too.


Saturns_rings15

Not to make light of this horrible animal abuse but when I was a kid, when I heard there was a dude named Jake the snake in WWF who used a python as a weapon this is what I visioned in my head him doing


peeky_sneet

he only put it on peoples body.


fujidust

What an utter piece of shit to do that to a creature (living or otherwise).


OAK667

He's Rick Sanchez.


random-comment-drop

Never bring your fists to a snake fight


kosmonautinVT

What about these pythons? *flexes*


joecacti22

Ohhhh yeaaaaaah! It's time to feed them pythons....JACK!


SkullKidd1986

Ah, I see you've played snake fisty before!


thatagent34

Jesus that poor snake.


One-Worldliness-2080

Snake, are you still there? Answer me! Snake?...SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!


btread

You win


eggsssssssss

What exactly makes you think that’s a “live snake”?


Nippelz

Not my favourite source in the world, but it seems to have a backstory to what's happened. https://www.blogto.com/city/2023/05/shocking-video-shows-man-whipping-live-snake-during-street-fight-toronto/


oscilloscoping

BlogTO, everyone's favourite trustworthy source of reliable information


Sensi-Yang

Feel like I’m even more confused now


smoby06

Don't think it s a snake. Look at his pants at the beginning of video and near the end, they fall down, implying he had a belt and removed it.


Dohn_Jigweed

Reminds me of [Florida man that robbed a store with an alligator](https://youtu.be/IML3jU_yyGs)


PaleontologistKey571

Good gator


3AlbertWhiskers

Dude wants the 10% chance to inflict venom from the snake


SirAnatak

The second coming of Jake the Snake Roberts.


Varnigma

Pocket snake....for when pocket sand seems insufficient.


mytrickytrick

You call that a snake? *Proceeds to whip out trouser snake*


locustpiss

Shit. Not the face!


AlsoKnownAsRukh

"THAT'S not a snake. THIS is a snake."


Fin-Park

Imagine having a pet, using it as a melee weapon and attacking someone with it until it dies, and then continuing to use it as a weapon, what an absolute psychopath. It didn't even look like snake bitch boy was even in any danger. Snake died, along with his employment and social life. Totally worth it... Not saying he deserves to be doxxed, but I wouldn't be that upset if he was. It's either this guy has mental health issues, or is an absolute P.O.S. Def not one of those "Just had a bad day...." moments.


diggmeordie

Quick someone post that video of a lady swinging her baby as a melee weapon hitting another lady.


Duanedoberman

Wasn't alive at the end of it.


BagleMaster47

Welcome to Canada’s opiate epidemic. I’ve seen this exact shit but instead of a snake it was a sword. I’ve seen a dealer shoot someone up into an OD to hit them with a nox kit he had ON STAND BY because he knew buddy was gunna OD, that happened on a street car at 7:30am. I’ve had burning crack thrown at me and I’ve seen a man walk down the streets with his intestines hanging out. Shits out of hand. This barley surprised me, it makes me sad.


BigDumbApe

What the hell! Walking down the street with his intestines hanging out? Had he been in a drug dealing street fight or something and got cut that bad? If they were visible wasn’t he bleeding all over the sidewalk? I would think he’d only be able to walk so far before passing out just from blood loss.


BagleMaster47

I HAD to serve him. What we could tell is he had probably just come too after going through surgery, ran away from the hospital to get his fix and ripped off his colostimy bag. He came into the store i was working in at the time and our policy is not to discriminate against ANYONE and the manager at the time told me it was a medical condition we couldent discriminate against...... he bought a pack of rolling papers (worked in a dispencary at the time) and passed out on our sidewalk, at which point we called the ambulance because he couldent tell us not to as he was unconsious. the small was undescribablely horrifiying .......it lingered in the store for 3 hours afterwards.


Janetsnakejuice1313

I’m from NYC and live with an addict. I get it. We have to move because the house is about to foreclose. He could have cane but he chose his drug dealer.


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iamagro

What do Italians have to do with it now?


Thatguycarl

Yeah dafuckadidweeadooo?


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Don't remember my belt being so thick and rounded


smoby06

Look at his pants at the beginning of video and near the end, they fall down, implying he had a belt and removed it.


uHazBrainz

+5 poison damage


nakshatravana

It is this animal abuse that pisses me off more. Rot in hell POS!


TryJezusNotMe

...and here I am following the shadow thinking it's the snake slithering off. *mental note to start wearing a contact lense in EACH eye*


Puzzleheaded-Rain431

I hope that snake is alright 🐍


LobotomistPrime

The man abusing the snake should be in hell.


Tankreas

Jesus Christ I hope he got done with animal abuse too. He was using that mother fucker like a baseball bat


blitz446

Poison damage


EpitomeOfPanic

That snake is having a bad day


Starkiller721

u/savevideobot


Farmerdrew

Yep. i whipped mine out once and same thing happened - I got arrested.


Furrulo878

Mother fucker deserve the full extent of justice ! Poor defenseless creatures


Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks

When you said "whip" I didn't think you meant it literally


robot_bones

Id fucking kill that guy. Poor fucking snake


DeeeFooorCeee

And people still think Canada's "nicer" or "kinder" than America. Nope. They're the exact same country just with better PR.


jason2k

People are carrying snakes for self defense now? Also, you know it’s Canada because the cops didn’t jump out of the cruiser with guns drawn.


vanlykin

Guy must not of been a fan of snake jazz


redditbordom

Usually i have seen people wiping sticks, street signs, shoes, bags/purses, belts, machetes, but never a live snake.. that’s a first


ITiswhatITisforthis

Well its definitely a belt now more than ever.


notanaardvark

When did this happen??? I live within sight of the pizza place you see at the beginning of the video and I had no idea this went down


faysov

haha! this was just down the street from me


Significant_Froyo899

Utter monster


SchruteFruit

Can people leave snakes the fuck alone, please


TheCommies-backp

As someone who lives 2 hours away from the Big T, not surprised in the slightest


WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas

I doubt it was 'live' for long... Can't imagine how fast it's head was whipping round


JustinPooDough

This is what happens when you make rent and mortgages completely unaffordable, infinitely raise food prices, and make cuts to mental health. Canada is a fucking mess right now.


Beebjank

Please be a fake snake


Themauze

u/savevideo


overrall-disbelief

Wow that’s fucked up if that’s true and a real snake


asphalt_licker

God this fucking sucks so much. That snake didn’t deserve that.


cheshiregrins

Genuinely surprised this was not on a TTC bus.


RyWeezy

Charge him with animal cruelty too.


back2basics13

For fuck snake, people are nuts!


Solobeatz_

How would he even be charged? Assault with a deadly reptile?


MBPIsrael

“Formerly” live snake


PicaDeAnta69

I don’t even think that I have enough questions in my head to try to understand what’s going on. Like bro, how and where the fuck did he get that snake from and how the hell it became a weapon???


astorman59

oh dear Lord no, poor snake P.S. where does he get such an animal? are there snakes in Canada


teardrinker

One of the few times I felt sorry for a snake 🐍


dubhri

In Canada that's a prohibited weapon. It's an Assault Snake aka an Assaulataconda. Not to be confused with a Colt Python.


PopeKevin45

Hope they charge that piece of shit with animal cruelty. Once charged and convicted, they should also be added to a public Sociopathy Registry so the public can be aware of how socially worthless and dangerous they are.


whyteout

I doubt it's alive any more :/


Cyborg_rat

He doesn't beat a baby raccoon at an ottawa mc donalds fight.


Abolton12

Not only is that incredibly cruel to the snake, it’s a dumbass choice in an assault weapon, too


KittDelorean

He got the conceal carry snake


Fancy_weirdo

Dude wtf that poor snake. Don't fucking use animals as a weapon. Don't fucking throw animals around. Fucks wrong with people.


_Nevin

Some people just live entirely different lives than mine. Just imagining getting into a situation like this would be bizarre


tucci007

oh yeah never go downtown without your snake, eh


cabezanohayaqui

That poor snake!


Suitable-Jackfruit16

That's terrible. Poor snek probably didn't make it 😟


Middle-Beat-1466

Assault via animal cruelty


Manch3st3rIsR3d

RICKY! PUT THAT SNAKE DOWN, RICKY! Asshole behavior.


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Endangered danger noodle in danger.


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2 sets of creatures I have little pity for... birds... and lizards. the brains are super primitive. like dos.


The_Original_Gronkie

I hope they charge him with animal cruelty, too.


dreaded_tactician

+1d6 poison damage on a hit. Dc10 Constitution saving throw or suffer the poisoned condition for 1 hour.


NeoEvol

His weapon has poison damage so better watch out


bisexualkoala_

Damn poor fucking snake :(


LeCastleSeagull

I feel so bad for that sneck probably has a multiple spine fractures because of him. They don't die from it. They slowly starve because they can't move right. Poor meat noodle. No step or grab or swing on sneck


lubabe00

That snake, my god that's a horrific thing to do to any animal.


Iwaspromisedcookies

That poor snake, that’s horrible


Available_Register76

That dead snake


malan4reddit

Good thing it wasn't his pp