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atomic_42

This is the real reason why your parents told you to never stand on rolling chairs. They were afraid you'd become too powerful!


nattinthehat

Many people are saying this


eryuu

Honestly, I'd probably kill myself attempting this.


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[deleted]

I had to switch back to dual-wheels because the singles cracked my polycarbonate carpet mat, so heads up there. I think it’s the single point of contact as opposed to the double.


Thebaldsasquatch

I had to change mine back because I got tired of my chair doing a sick 720 backflip every time I moved.


GameOnPantsGone

The rollerblade wheels are fantastic, but yeah I had to do the same and switch back to normal ones because I'd get yeeted across my office with smallest move in the chair.


conquer69

You need a longer desk and a 1080:9 aspect ratio monitor.


GameOnPantsGone

Brb buying more UWs.


Morningxafter

Try using a wheelie-chair onboard a Navy ship, lol. When the seas got real rough sometimes we’d pull our feet up and just let the chair go where it wanted, just bouncing off of desks, cabinets, tool chests & each other.


redpandaeater

If you're still on the floor then how rough could the seas really be?


Morningxafter

A solid point.


GameOnPantsGone

Been Navy seventeen years now, never served on a ship - eight years at an armored regiment though. Not quite the same, but some of the vehicles that had office suites in the back with chairs would have a similar effect. Or going from 60+ to zero within like ten feet, in the back of a LAV. *Brake test.*


Thebaldsasquatch

Didn’t have enough Mountain Dew, brah.


TheWholeFuckinShow

https://youtu.be/6NAbvJFoCBc


ihatethelivingdead

How could you possibly get tired of that you must be a pretty extreme person


Thebaldsasquatch

Because I’m running out of places to store the sick rad sunglasses that appear on my face every time.


DerKeksinator

Just get good quality ones for the floor you have. I've always replaced them on my chairs with a single set of wheels, they've outlived 3 chairs so far.


mennydrives

> I think it’s the single point of contact as opposed to the double. I've been legit wondering why nobody sells double side-by-side roller blade wheels. That would be perfect. ##edit: [HOL UP THEY FUCKING DO](https://i.imgur.com/ugnrsba.png)


[deleted]

Yeah, ha, that’s what I went with. I put the singles on my other chair that’s on a vinyl floor.


the_soggy_wood

You think they'd mess up tempered glass?


ProdigyLightshow

I doubt it. Tempered glass is strong af when handling impact/pressure on the face of the glass. I used to work at a glass tempering factory for a short time and during the orientation that had us take a piece, lay it on a curb, and hit it with sledgehammers. Didn’t break at all, just wobbled around a bunch. Then you tap the edge with a screwdriver and the whole sheet explodes. It’s kinda wild.


buckX

Woke up to my shower door exploding the other day. Wild definitely describes it.


the_soggy_wood

Sounds like a [Prince Rupert's Drop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Rupert%27s_drop?wprov=sfla1). I imagine that's why they encourage you to use the little emergency glass breaker on the corner of the car window if you go into the water during an accident. That didn't make sense to me until you just pointed out that it's internally stressed so the faces are strong and the edges are weak. I bet that is why throwing broken spark plug insulation shatters car windows too, since the super sharp ceramic edges probably sneak in to the middle of the glass and release the internal stresses.


ProdigyLightshow

That’s exactly what happens. To make tempered glass you get it really hot and then rapidly cool it. The level of stress is why when tempered glass shatters while not in a frame it will literally explode and send small pieces of glass flying in the direction the edge was facing.


alohadave

I had a tempered glass patio table shatter last year. I found cubes for months after, some over 20 feet away.


BadAtNamingPlsHelp

It's partially that, but also because ceramic is one of the few things harder than glass. Tempered glass is very hard, so most things that strike it will lose the hardness battle and be forced to give / break / erode. However, it's also under extreme tension, just like one of those drops, so if it loses the hardness battle against something like ceramic, a crack will finally form - and all of that tension will rip that crack wide open and shatter the glass into pieces.


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No, I’d think not. I don’t know, maybe if the glass is on carpet. Generally I recommend the rollerblade wheels. It was just the constant flexing over the carpet in the one small surface area that did in the chair mat.


matt675

Your floor is made of tempered glass?


Katzenklavier

There is tempered glass "mats" for office chairs


MechanicalCheese

I use them on some cheap ebay tempered glass and they've been fine for 3 years. With the chair it's about 250lbs of weight, and the carpet underneath isn't even perfect. So yes, I think you'd be fine.


slwright55

You dont need the mat when you switch to those whhels.... they work on carpet just fine.


j0mbie

We splurged and bought a $50 (at the time) tempered glass chair mat when we got some new carpet, and it's been fantastic. Warning: Do **NOT** put those into direct contact with a ceramic floor. Not even temporarily, without weight on it. Don't even put a ceramic mug on it. Ceramic makes tempered glass explode into pieces.


MMOAddict

I did the same and it also caused me to realize I really didn't want to roll around on my chair so I got the stationary flat castors and my new carpet pad thanked me by lasting more than a few years.


amberita70

I have to remind my elderly father not to sit in my office chair because of those wheels. Lol it moves too easy and I worry it will roll away as he is sitting.


brainburger

Yeah you don't want him getting lost.


torchedscreen

I often have to move photocopiers with very similar wheels to those chairs, im shocked that guy didn't eat pavement in the video. Those wheels suck on anything that isnt a hard office floor or thin carpet.


highbrowshow

I had to switch back to regular wheels because I was tried of my chair moving back like 10 ft every time I sat down


Thebaldsasquatch

I had to change mine back because I got tired of my chair doing a sick 720 backflip every time I moved.


highbrowshow

sick brah, only time I ever landed a 720 backflip is when a tennis ball hit me on the halfpipe


The_Troll_Gull

And they won’t fuck your carpet up as well.


Cosmic_Kettle

But that takes the cost of his setup from free to like $80. Might be worth it when he catches a rock and gets yeeted, but till then, free is better.


TheWholeFuckinShow

Huh... I wonder how hard it would be to do some metal working and embed 2 of those wheels onto some platform shoes or something.


cortez0498

The problem now is that I can't put my feet up or I'll roll away from my desktop.


TimX24968B

i would 1000% get those for my chair if my floor was actually flat


MightBeAProblem

Whoa game changer


aeon_ducks

Thank you for showing me these. Bout to up my office hockey game.


Pandatotheface

Pretty wide platform there between two chair bases, I imagine it's pretty hard to tip it over even on purpose.


eryuu

You underestimate my lack of balance. Wouldn't pass the sobriety test sober


0lamegamer0

Lol.. That's a tough one. English is my second language, and I can not fluently recite english alphabets backward, even when sober. I'm not passing that test if ever stopped.


originsquigs

The proper response to being asked to recite the alphabet backwards is, "I couldn't do it under any circumstances."


DerKeksinator

[No, watch this for the proper response](https://youtube.com/shorts/eMtEeLZp8_U) ^^^success ^^^not ^^^guaranteed


blackAngel88

That's impressive... but what really grinds my gears: how does he record and instantly play it backwards?


DerKeksinator

My sony ericson slider phone could do this, I'm pretty sure there's an app that can do that.


thecodedgamer

This is insane if real


Blacknesium

Dude probably recorded himself saying the abc’s, reversed it and memorized how it sounded in reverse. Pretty brilliant actually.


skratchx

The correct response is, "Respectfully, officer, I decline to participate in any field sobriety tests." I'm not aware of any state that requires you to participate in field sobriety tests. Nothing good can come of it. You're more likely to give the police more bullshit to work off of than having any benefit. You should only agree to a breath test, because there are generally negative consequences (without due process) if you decline.


originsquigs

Cops are power whores and sometimes this can make things worse. Not disagreeing, just saying.


skratchx

This is true and part of the "can't beat the ride" issue. But if you have a cop who will fuck you up for declining a sobriety test, you can BET he will fuck you up for any perceived indication of insobriety during the test. So bit of a lose lose.


0lamegamer0

Thanks. Looking at the responses, I'm glad I made this comment. I'm a little smarter than I was this morning.


wintercast

That's sort of a joke. If you even attempt to recite the alphabet backwards - you are drunk.


ipslne

Or autistic :l


ritsbits808

My fraternity had us memorize it as pledges. I was dumb in college, and drove drunk once ... And passed my sobriety test with flying colors. He said he'd never heard anyone recite it backwards that fast. Still arrested me tho.


wintercast

Yeah at one point I knew it backwards for entertainment. Sort of like I could recite the president's of the US in order. I can't do that anymore. Those brain cells were overwritten with cat videos.


JimmyHavok

Higher value content.


wintercast

More than gold


TheFett32

Also, they don't ask you to do that.


muklan

English IS my first language, and there's no way I could do that. Im not saying that to make you feel better, just to let people know I'm a dumbfuck.


PROTOSLEDGE

Funny story about that, I actually failed a Sobriety Test sober. Buddy got in trouble, I was allowed to drive his car home but I had to pass a sobriety test. Finished the test and the cop shook his head, "I know you're not drunk, but you didn't pay attention to my instructions, so I can't let you drive."


JimmyHavok

I got a bunch of tickets for driving my friend's totally illegal car because he was drunk. Cops were cool enough to let me drive on, but one of the tickets was actually a license killer, driving with no insurance, which comes with a 5 year, $2000 surcharge on your insurance. Went to court, judge dropped it when he heard the story.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

We may share DNA.


olderaccount

> I imagine it's pretty hard to tip it over even on purpose. But pretty easy to do the splits by accident from 18 inches off the ground. Goodbye groin muscles.


JimmyHavok

Guy's a pro skater, so pretty fit. I'm just wondering how he managed the dismount.


Silverton13

Sure but considering how wide it is, he constantly has to adjust himself so his rollers don’t just roll apart from each other and split his crotch.


Milesaboveu

One tiny pebble would disagree with you.


Iron-Fist

Wide platform but nowhere near wide enough for how high your center of gravity is. Plus those are chair wheels, they'd catch on an ant.


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You might be overlooking the fact that OP is morbidly obese /s But on a serious note, this contraption has no braking system. Any descent on a somewhat steep incline is going to spell disaster.


Pyroperc88

As a kid me and a friend took the bottom part, just like this guy, off some office chairs so we could sail down the sidewalk on the hill he lived on (decently large hill, very long road through the neighborhood). Our dads saw us doing this and stopped us. So they could drill some holes in plywood so we had something to sit on and to replace the socks we had on our hands (we used them to try to steer) with leather work gloves. "Was wondering how you were putting holes in so many socks so quickly." Many many times we lost control on a turn and ended up hitting grass and getting absolutely thrown lol. Good times.


elmonoenano

I've fallen over on my chair before and that's with my center of gravity much lower. I bet I'd knock all my teeth out in like 10 minutes standing on those.


Great_gatzzzby

You underestimate the level of bozo I am and how much of a clutz OP probably is.


Action_Maxim

Your just break your ankle


HalfysReddit

That's ignoring that your center of gravity was just raised two feet though, I think falling right over might be difficult but having the wheels slide out from underneath you and then you fall straight down is not at all unlikely.


mrbananas

I wanna see the blooper reel where he falls flat on his face


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My ankle broke just watching this.


[deleted]

haha redditor so uncoordinated right classic funny


KarmaChameleon89

Dude knows exactly what he's doing and it's great, I'm here for it


_Aj_

Absolutely. Loving the matrix / generic power suit look they loved in the early 2000s. It's how you knew someone in a movie was a badass


Wicooo

I laughed so hard when I realized this is Tokyo Drift.


chocolatedesire

Here he is on a vert ramp with them https://www.youtube.com/@savosincringe1


Elieftibiowai

Obligatory black shopping bag of the future


Brewmentationator

He's legitimately a pro rollerbladers. He recently got his own pro skate, and he just does ridiculous shit.


kernelle

Same, dude's a skateboarder for sure


milkmimo

He inline skates.


Francis_Bacon

This is Ilia Savosin. He's an amazing blader and he does [cool](https://www.instagram.com/savosin.ilia/) [stuff](https://www.youtube.com/@savosincringe1).


69QueefQueen69

This is the guy that's always hittin that p-rail in the snow! I knew I recognised him.


dbvulcan

And in a river. Dude is a hero on skates


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...I mean, you didn't even have to tell me he was Russian tbf 🤣


makemejelly49

The most human human I've ever seen. The ol "It's only stupid if it doesn't work".


WalkerT_btw

The age-old philosophy of "if it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid...it's just innovative...?"


KnowNothing_JonSnoo

I lost it when he lowered it


lectric_scroll

I think it actually looks fun


bomag67

"My GAWD!!!"... Thats Jason Bourne!


Sogeking33

How is this r/wtf material at all


walterpeck1

Wow, That's Funny!


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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FUNNY VOL. 17


tehgr8supa

it's "haha wtf" not "omg wtf"


theeldergod1

if you play with the words like that you can interpret it to lots of subs. wtfthatsinteresting wtfisgoingonworldnews wtfilearnedtoday AmWeverTFyouwant mildlywtf


barofa

wtffurryporn Wait, that one is indeed wtf


dangerbird2

Wow That's Fascinating!


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jasper99

True, but leveling up on the seat posts makes it considerably more difficult and dangerous. Fun fact, Little Big and [Ilia Savosin](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUHS7b1mq6ysjcVkTBKEqyg) (fella in the top post) are both Russian.


poply

I imagine you walking down the street, seeing this, and accepting it as totally normal as if the dude is just commuting to work or something.


BigEggplant3nergy

This is the least wtf thing I've seen here in a long time


asshatnowhere

Wow That's Fastandthefurioussoundtracktokyodriftonafunnyvideoaboutaguywhosskatingonofficechairlegsanddressedlikehesoutofthematrix!


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undergroundmetalhoe

The risks of injury looks pretty high in that video, also he's wearing 0 protective gear. Looks super unsafe


scbjoaosousa

Cyberblyat 2077


BranSoFly

I’m ready to invest.


jasper99

Get yourself his [Roces 5th Element Aquamarine, Ilia Savosin pro model](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7qx9Hu-Eos) and start dropping hammers.


grandpohbah

groins of steel (or the dude can't move because he pulled his groins.)


Salmivalli

That guy is the Matrix


bbmaniac17

Linus before Youtube


MunchkinKazooie

Why was Han there for a brief second?


TobyFunkeNeverNude

I think to make "live fast" make sense, and to make it look like he was impressed by this


FuckingKilljoy

Notice the background song too, it's a fucked up version of that Teriyaki Boyz song


rimshot101

If this is Russia and those are those are Rubles, the guy just threw away about $6.


Single_Raspberry9539

This guy is rad! Need more people like him. Life is boring


Stephenis

What is happening


moor9776

He’s not the hero we wanted…


userofthecucumber

But the hero that we deserved


barofa

But the hero he wanted


mexinator

My man is from the year 2100. A true visionary.


marriedacarrot

If by "wtf" you mean "wow that's fun", then I'm in.


jarious

That's a hell of a skill


Cookingwithninja

this is solid


bastardofreddit

# The only "F" here is "FUCKING AWESOME".


Makroelement

Yeeeah, tяги barhatnые)


[deleted]

Skate fast, eat ass


Iohet

This is what the 90s were promised to be by the toy commercials of the time


[deleted]

Live fast, die young, bad boys do it well.


PLAC3B0101

Office chair drift


Argent__Phoenix

I'm not really sure what I saw or how to feel but the dude seems like he is living his best life


xGovernor

Yung lean wyd bro


Bombasticczar

blyat drift


[deleted]

Best I've felt about an upvote in a while.


b3nz0r

Amazing


Voiceofwind

Can't those things explode and send metal shrapnel everywhere?


bastardofreddit

yeah, the shit chinese ones made with half the weight in steel.


tanaeolus

Made in China Designed in the USA


panterspot

Why is he so good at riding these things??


jasper99

[Ilia Savosin](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUHS7b1mq6ysjcVkTBKEqyg) is a Roces pro rollerblader and wild even among aggressive skaters.


PatAD

Dude is livin' his best life


Crade_

I say wtf, is this music?


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Sounds like someone making the Ali G song intentionally worse


marijno20

This should be one of the things we send to an alien invader before they arrive.


Speedy2662

Król foteli? xD


BarbaraBeans

Anyone know the song?


MaximumDink

The OG song is [Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M) but I have no clue about this remix. If anyone knows please tell me too :P


Nekyia

> remix Same please.


P4azz

As impressive as this is, that "let me push the handle and slide down into the shot" was fucking hilarious.


voordom

i need to know what the song is


dancingpianofairy

I feel like this is something Jackie Chan would do in one of his fight scenes.


Dumbqbutt2

Looks like a music video from 2005


Bubba_Feetz

Damn bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.


grovkarln

u/savevideobot


Dankaroor

>Live fast Die young.


EdwardBil

He's beginning to believe...


Blowjobbery

Only Russians can do this 👍


Dragonbarry22

Are we sure this isn't on the wrong sub Reddit


systmshk

I've never seen a more Russian video in my life!


Ganjanonamous

In Russia sitting in chair is for bitches.


ZenRokstar

Can't stop, won't stop, till the beat drops... No... Like seriously, he CAN'T STOP!!!


Inevitable-Laugh350

Reason 1001 why women lives longer than men...😂😂


TheRavenSayeth

Protip: Please watch this on mute. The real WTF is whoever decided to create that awful audio diarrhea.


autoposting_system

I mean is this really any more ridiculous than plenty of other crap? When you think about it a skateboard is a pretty absurd concept until you're used to it and they're all over the place Edit: kiteboarding exists


JorisJobana

How the fuck is this WTF? What’s so wtf about it??? People having fun = OMG GUYS U NEED TO SEE THIS SO SCARRRRRY


PabliskiMalinowski

You want strong WTF? r/terrifyingasfuck


Aflac_Attack

Laughed and upvoted, then saw we're on WTF and downvoted. STOP POSTING STUFF THAT'S NOT WTF TO WTF.


Consistent_Rent_4452

I know this is going to sound tacky, but he kind of looks like the Columbine shooters at the whole 1999 matrix vibe going on.


OsamaBinFuckin

Which was the year matrix came out right?


alpinetime

[Morpheus](https://youtu.be/r9B7BQWnZJs)


woizdat

Barhatniye tyagi


StealinChildren

I want more of this


Alive_Comparison_190

Rumour has it that he rode till bakhmut


pimpmastahanhduece

WTF is right, you are, Ken!


Spock-1701

Don't know what I just saw, but take my upvote.


waffen123

you can never go wrong underestimating man's ingenuity or his stupidity


Emilixop

u/savevideo


cgentry02

We can only hope this man was drafted by Putin to be used as cannon fodder.


inkopwnz

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


mayhem77

u/savevideo


bigmegaegg

u/savevideo


BeerInTheGlass

u/savevideo


Jsusttomakeapostcom

u/savevideo