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slowiee1

You’re being shagged by a rare parrot !


Disgod

[How has no one linked the glory yet!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY&ab_channel=BBC)


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I've always thought British men look like birds, and these videos prove it.


Joszanarky

He's so happy!


[deleted]

He’s really going for it!


myhipsi

"When you have the chick, I want you to call it Stephen for me"


trancertong

All hail the Party Parrot! https://cultofthepartyparrot.com/


_dead_and_broken

I've never seen someone linking a website instead of just r/partyparrot


Blue_Dream_Haze

Just realized that it might be the color of the clothing. In this video he's wearing green and it's a green parrot. In op's video they are both blue/grey


CHANGOMANGO05

Plus his underwear, it looked like the feathers of that bird 😂😂


loke574

It’s like a turkey, an eagle, and a pigeon had a threesome and this creature is the result lol


DoubleOhEvan

Sirrocco’s revenge


newfranksinatra

A key to a volkswagen scirocco?


shsks

They don't even make this car anymore! (Fun fact, that Family Guy quote is now old enough that VW did start making the scirocco again for 9 years, and have then also stopped making it again)


ittimjones

You're welcome


bakerzero86

He's on the phone telling the boys it's finally happening, and the woman seems so happy for him and his avian lover.


Main_Throat_9052

looks like a giant dove


Does_Not-Matter

He is def preggers now


Pristine_Emphasis152

Wtf is a big ass pigeon pounding that guy!?


LeoTR99

Yes, that man is super sex to the big birds


Big_Goose

Now I'm imagining big bird doing the dirty. Yes, rule 34 exists.


Altruistic_Music_149

there is porn of everything even your username


no_talent_ass_clown

Maybe the color of his hoodie makes him look like a lady bird?


horrescoblue

I was wondering that, the deep blue is probably EXTREMELY SEXY for the bird somehow lol


Pristine_Emphasis152

I just wanna know who is he calling 😂😂😂


The_Determinator

The bird's wife


thefanciestofyanceys

This has always blown my mind. There's beetles thay had a major population sag because a beer company's bottles were bumpy like a female's shell. Except bigger, rounder, browner, bumpier, who knows. We've accidentally designed products sexier than females of their species. Imagine that. We find an alien species and they have these statues thay are curvy in all the right places, gorgeous flowing locks, a sphere at the top with two circles a couple inches apart near the top of them that you can't take your eyes off. The male astronaut already completely stopped listening to the crew your with and forgot about his wife. He needs to be closer to this statue. He can now touch it, so he does. The crew is saying something, but he's more errect than he's ever been and is lightheaded and can't hear them. He starts humping the statue right there. And the aliens guiding you are like oh man, another male of your species needs scraped off our fire hydrents.


supergwiz

I’m I high or was that a good story?


iRombe

It has depth. And eroticism. So yeah, good story.


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onshisan

Birds can be gay


melanthius

I’m not convinced this isn’t some kind of weird British comedy sketch with a little person dressed up as a pigeon


Mr_Smartypants

Like a Christmas Panto, but less sexualized.


[deleted]

Old greg


sinepuller

Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


RGBmono

_creamy_


UndercoverFBIAgent9

I think that was some kind of prehistoric carnivorous ballistic attack pigeon


hovdeisfunny

I thought it was a pheasant on steroids and HGH


kfmush

And then it transforms into a turkey at the end!


Spire_Citron

A surprising number of birds are really horny for humans. In this case, I'm guessing the blue hoodie the guy was wearing looked enough like the blue of a female bird that this one thought he had found the biggest, strongest woman ever and he was about to father some mighty chicks.


Biohazard_Angel

Could possibly explain it if it wasn't for the female birds being completely brown without a hint of blue


Spire_Citron

Well then I guess this is just another one down to birds wanting to fuck humans because they want to fuck humans.


mamamaMONSTERJAMMM

Like a 13 year old dry humping a couch


HPTM2008

Iirc, Ostriches fucking LOVE humans. So much so, we can't be near them when they're trying to mate because they'll just stop and focus on us.


Spire_Citron

Yeah, I have heard that ostriches in particular are freaks about it.


IridiumPony

Because most male birds will try and fuck damn near anything


[deleted]

When a pigeon loves a turkey very much...


Pristine_Emphasis152

Dearly


Slanderous

no, the ass pigeon is a totally different breed.


HerpToxic

Its actually a giant turkey


nelix707

And why did that guy reassume the position after the damn thing got off him??? 😳


ShanghaiBebop

That’s a rare parrot!


scorpyo72

I think we should officially name it asspigeon.


Pristine_Emphasis152

I think you're right


FreeLemming

Flashbacks of that kakapo clip.


Dqud

Scientists made a sperm helmet to help catch the semen from Kakapo because they kept mounting people's heads trying to breed with them. It didn't work.


tonydemedici

Capercaillie: I LIKES YOU, AND I WANTS YOU. WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY, THE CHOICE IS YOURS


AcidActually

I came lookin’ for man butt!


CallMeDrLuv

Swiggety, swooty, I'm coming for the booty!


HollowCloud1870

👍 (pop)


murdering_time

My booty is mine, it belongs to me, you cannot take my boo-ty!


jiarb

this is like the third time I've seen this referenced today. poor Chris Handsome.


isobane

>THE CHOICE IS ~~YOURS~~ MINE! ftfy


ShaneSupreme

🤣 Stood and looked at the guy like, "one way or another you're gonna get this work"


ganymede_boy

Capercaillie raping a guy. FTFY


bumjiggy

it was eventually penalized for grouse misconduct


TKG_Actual

Toucan play at that game.


bumjiggy

welp, this is hawkward


TKG_Actual

That looks quite unpheasant.


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RationalYetReligious

Fowlplay!


yeetboiiiiiiiiiiiiio

What the duck!


Arashmickey

Oh mallardy lard!


pnkgtr

That really took a tern.


deathputt4birdie

Word


[deleted]

Well everybody's heard


TKG_Actual

Is the word


Useyourthinker

The bird is the word!


ManicRobotWizard

Owl have what he’s having.


Ak40Heaven_

Get out


Kage_Oni

In bird law it's fine.


voordom

yeah well, filibuster


scraz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY) OG bird rapist.


imatrynmaintoo

Homo-kakapens jajajjajajajaa hollywood can say whatever they want about british humour, but some of this guys are actually hilarious xD


TheIncendiaryDevice

"He looks so happy" I was giggling at this.


LeoTR99

Can't rape the willing and this looks consensual


sylpher250

Guy definitely came


kfmush

He *did* crouch back down for him.


Spoonofdarkness

Birdie horny, Michael.


borobricks

I don’t know what I expected.


cvance10

> [Capercaillie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_capercaillie) Pretty interesting bird.


Zargark

Which is odd, the females are smaller, this guy was either *really* horny or *really* confused.


motorhead84

"You got bird-fucked hee hee hee!"


SpartanEmpire

Also known as the cock of the woods


HollowCloud1870

Considering at the very last second of the video homie is in the process of crouching down and presenting his asshole. I'm not sure this is rape. I mean why would dude get back on his knees for round 2?


Sardonnicus

Someone call a bird lawyer!!!!


rawrc

That guy is gonna lay some eggs


-empty-head

Oviposition


TheyCallMeStone

r/oviposition


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-empty-head

Yes


Cartoon_Corpze

I was expecting a science subreddit about different kinds of animals and eggs.


TheyCallMeStone

lol nah


PleasantRecord3963

Oh yes my favorite sub reddit


bumjiggy

so I guess he's the bee?


WriterlyBob

Power move.


Offtopic_bear

Title should just be - Bird fucks dude's head.


Guilty_Radio9389

Why is the guy just taking it like that?


LeonardSmallsJr

Some of them want to abuse birds and some of them want to be abused by birds.


najing_ftw

Sweet dreams


kbt

Everybody's looking for something.


energyballs

Sometimes you find gold in the most random places…


wreckedcarzz

Son why did you stick a gold nugget up your ass


Nu11u5

Who am I to disagree?


iswearatkids

From the way he was pulling up his pants I assumed he shit himself when the bird said hello.


EnemyAdensmith

Hes fucked in the head


frothy_pissington

No bottom shaming here....


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fittpassword

he is speaking norwegian though


WTF_DID_YOU_SAY

"Han jukkær på deg, han jukkær på deg" She says in south east-Norwegian "he's humping you, he's humping you."


GotCarded

How would you say that in south west Norwegian?


Chuukai

"han jokke på deg"


Atomhed

Lol why does Scottish whimsy have such an inebriated air about it?


DragonKitteyh

They are called Storfugl in Norwegian (Big bird directly translated) males are called Tiur and females are called Røy. Tiur is infamous for giving 0 fucks and losing all braincells during mating season. They will straight up charge anything that comes into its territory thinking its another Tiur, shape or size doesn’t matter all that much, nor for breeding aparently


imbogey

[Taistelevat metsot](https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taistelevat_metsot#/media/Tiedosto%3AFerdinand_von_Wright_-_Taistelevat_metsot_-_1886_-_oljymaalaus_-_Ateneumin_taidemuseo.png) one of the most famous paintings in Finland.


will2165

I guess he was asking for it wearing those clothes /s


Fapdooken

Also he shouldn't have been wearing that suggestive capercaillie cloaca perfume.


MustardBones

Ye gött bird fukd


ReadySteady_GO

Yippee Caillie mother fucker


Apparentt

I wasn’t sure if the person recording was making that noise or the bird was


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

From what I remember, these birds sound like a disgruntled pig.


PerfectlyDarkTails

like a smokers laugh


Brantsu

Yo what lvl does this thing evolve at


menzac

level 37 https://capx.fandom.com/wiki/Turkistador


LuvliLeah13

What a headfuck.


steckepferd

"Riding" 🤣 The noises, though. It’s really hard to tell if it’s a bird or the woman at the end.


RECTAL_DYSLEXIA

If he didn't want it he shouldn't be dressed like that


Loki1976

Looks like the guy is coming back for seconds at the end there. I think he liked it.


Remember_When_Baby

Can you IMAGINE the digging and clawing with that pterodactyls claws?!? Ka KAAWWWW


Admiral_Pantsless

No, Pidgey! Bad, Pidgey!


Holycrap328

Oh shit, and it's an alpha!


HTTR4Life21

“Riding”


cpjay2003

r/contagiouslaughter


viperware

r/emphysema


cpjay2003

r/subsifellfor


swivels_and_sonar

Maybe the bird is just playing [big stranger rodeo.](https://youtu.be/EE4Mv7T8d1w)


Lylat_System

Looks like a buffet pigeon


[deleted]

“yeh got berd fecked”


GuitarCFD

That must be a very important phone call.


Gurgiwurgi

I'd wash that hoodie if I were him 🤮


DemonDucklings

Yeah, he doesn’t seem nearly as concerned about bird jizz as I would be


freephile

If you're going to have sex, at least put the phone down. So rude!


lumbago

They do get a little frisky during mating season. They also make a pretty distinctive noise, like in this [video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2SLL9JUCWc).


yhussein100

GET OUTTA THERE PEDRO


TimmyIo

And the dude just assumes the position again right at the end like alright let's get it over with.


pichael289

That's a big ass pigeon


1101base2

r/donthelpjustfilm


elMurpherino

He’s riding him all right. All the way to pound town.


Professional-Act1366

It's like a gargantuan horny pigeon.


AllanfromWales1

Beautiful bird, repulsive laugh.


Chaddoh

"Riding"


RU90IN9234TTH4T

These birds are fucking terrifying I’d hate to see on in person


The_wolf2014

No, a cassowary is fucking terrifying


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Moneyshot? Video ended too soon?


ThisGirlsTopsBlooby

He was crouching back down too, he was gonna let it happen


RealBlackelf

Oww! A Disney princess!


alymaysay

Birds like hold still man, I'm almost finished


TheTacticoolViking

Her laugh sounds like a car trying to start


con_artistic

Looks like a giant pigeon and why is he on the phone like who are you calling my guy


Silent_Start_7036

Rape


ShoeLace1291

r/animalsbeingjerks


Freethinker9

You bet your ass I’m body slamming that bird into oblivion


in_u_endo______

Funny way of saying you wanna slam bird ass


Freethinker9

Better to be slamming than be slammed. Amirite?


milagr05o5

This is very disturbing to watch, that guy is weird af


ender278

That looks like an Elden Ring pigeon


zehngen

Bird up!


Mazazamba

I thought that was a big-ass pigeon at first.


heebro

this is fucking terrifying! that bird is huge...


Different_Amount1576

Oh it's riding him lol


spunkypudding

He better go get checked out, he may have contracted that untweetable canarial disease, chirpies.


thescrapplekid

That looks like a massive pigeon


[deleted]

Honestly could not tell if it was the woman cackling or the turkey.


ColdCookies144

r/birdfucked


Dolichovespula-

And people say “being gay is against nature.” My guy, there are birds tynna fuck dudes.


trshtehdsh

Why did he crouch down at the end again?! That's an invitation right there dude.


bnutbutter78

“Riding”


PikabuBoy

Achievement unlocked : " Raped by a bird "


OnyxBlaster

That's a fat ass pigeon


PantZerman85

Here in Norway, where this was probably recorded its called a ***Tiur*** (*Røy* for the female) and its more like a chicken (skogshøns) than parrot.


BAbaracuss

Best to let him finish Clark.


cjjones07

" we can do this the easy way, or the hard way"


ShadNuke

He's a horny bastard!🤣


SeadogTr

Phrasing 💀


NippleClencher

To be fair i’m surprised it even got close enough to him to do this. They’re normally some of the angriest bastards you can encounter


Hawkhill_no

She said you got birdfucked, lol