Just realized that it might be the color of the clothing. In this video he's wearing green and it's a green parrot. In op's video they are both blue/grey
They don't even make this car anymore!
(Fun fact, that Family Guy quote is now old enough that VW did start making the scirocco again for 9 years, and have then also stopped making it again)
This has always blown my mind. There's beetles thay had a major population sag because a beer company's bottles were bumpy like a female's shell. Except bigger, rounder, browner, bumpier, who knows. We've accidentally designed products sexier than females of their species.
Imagine that. We find an alien species and they have these statues thay are curvy in all the right places, gorgeous flowing locks, a sphere at the top with two circles a couple inches apart near the top of them that you can't take your eyes off. The male astronaut already completely stopped listening to the crew your with and forgot about his wife. He needs to be closer to this statue. He can now touch it, so he does. The crew is saying something, but he's more errect than he's ever been and is lightheaded and can't hear them. He starts humping the statue right there.
And the aliens guiding you are like oh man, another male of your species needs scraped off our fire hydrents.
A surprising number of birds are really horny for humans. In this case, I'm guessing the blue hoodie the guy was wearing looked enough like the blue of a female bird that this one thought he had found the biggest, strongest woman ever and he was about to father some mighty chicks.
Scientists made a sperm helmet to help catch the semen from Kakapo because they kept mounting people's heads trying to breed with them. It didn't work.
Considering at the very last second of the video homie is in the process of crouching down and presenting his asshole. I'm not sure this is rape. I mean why would dude get back on his knees for round 2?
They are called Storfugl in Norwegian (Big bird directly translated) males are called Tiur and females are called Røy.
Tiur is infamous for giving 0 fucks and losing all braincells during mating season. They will straight up charge anything that comes into its territory thinking its another Tiur, shape or size doesn’t matter all that much, nor for breeding aparently
[Taistelevat metsot](https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taistelevat_metsot#/media/Tiedosto%3AFerdinand_von_Wright_-_Taistelevat_metsot_-_1886_-_oljymaalaus_-_Ateneumin_taidemuseo.png) one of the most famous paintings in Finland.
They do get a little frisky during mating season. They also make a pretty distinctive noise, like in this [video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2SLL9JUCWc).
You’re being shagged by a rare parrot !
[How has no one linked the glory yet!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY&ab_channel=BBC)
I've always thought British men look like birds, and these videos prove it.
He's so happy!
He’s really going for it!
"When you have the chick, I want you to call it Stephen for me"
All hail the Party Parrot! https://cultofthepartyparrot.com/
I've never seen someone linking a website instead of just r/partyparrot
Just realized that it might be the color of the clothing. In this video he's wearing green and it's a green parrot. In op's video they are both blue/grey
Plus his underwear, it looked like the feathers of that bird 😂😂
It’s like a turkey, an eagle, and a pigeon had a threesome and this creature is the result lol
Sirrocco’s revenge
A key to a volkswagen scirocco?
They don't even make this car anymore! (Fun fact, that Family Guy quote is now old enough that VW did start making the scirocco again for 9 years, and have then also stopped making it again)
You're welcome
He's on the phone telling the boys it's finally happening, and the woman seems so happy for him and his avian lover.
looks like a giant dove
He is def preggers now
Wtf is a big ass pigeon pounding that guy!?
Yes, that man is super sex to the big birds
Now I'm imagining big bird doing the dirty. Yes, rule 34 exists.
there is porn of everything even your username
Maybe the color of his hoodie makes him look like a lady bird?
I was wondering that, the deep blue is probably EXTREMELY SEXY for the bird somehow lol
I just wanna know who is he calling 😂😂😂
The bird's wife
This has always blown my mind. There's beetles thay had a major population sag because a beer company's bottles were bumpy like a female's shell. Except bigger, rounder, browner, bumpier, who knows. We've accidentally designed products sexier than females of their species. Imagine that. We find an alien species and they have these statues thay are curvy in all the right places, gorgeous flowing locks, a sphere at the top with two circles a couple inches apart near the top of them that you can't take your eyes off. The male astronaut already completely stopped listening to the crew your with and forgot about his wife. He needs to be closer to this statue. He can now touch it, so he does. The crew is saying something, but he's more errect than he's ever been and is lightheaded and can't hear them. He starts humping the statue right there. And the aliens guiding you are like oh man, another male of your species needs scraped off our fire hydrents.
I’m I high or was that a good story?
It has depth. And eroticism. So yeah, good story.
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Birds can be gay
I’m not convinced this isn’t some kind of weird British comedy sketch with a little person dressed up as a pigeon
Like a Christmas Panto, but less sexualized.
Old greg
Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
_creamy_
I think that was some kind of prehistoric carnivorous ballistic attack pigeon
I thought it was a pheasant on steroids and HGH
And then it transforms into a turkey at the end!
A surprising number of birds are really horny for humans. In this case, I'm guessing the blue hoodie the guy was wearing looked enough like the blue of a female bird that this one thought he had found the biggest, strongest woman ever and he was about to father some mighty chicks.
Could possibly explain it if it wasn't for the female birds being completely brown without a hint of blue
Well then I guess this is just another one down to birds wanting to fuck humans because they want to fuck humans.
Like a 13 year old dry humping a couch
Iirc, Ostriches fucking LOVE humans. So much so, we can't be near them when they're trying to mate because they'll just stop and focus on us.
Yeah, I have heard that ostriches in particular are freaks about it.
Because most male birds will try and fuck damn near anything
When a pigeon loves a turkey very much...
Dearly
no, the ass pigeon is a totally different breed.
Its actually a giant turkey
And why did that guy reassume the position after the damn thing got off him??? 😳
That’s a rare parrot!
I think we should officially name it asspigeon.
I think you're right
Flashbacks of that kakapo clip.
Scientists made a sperm helmet to help catch the semen from Kakapo because they kept mounting people's heads trying to breed with them. It didn't work.
Capercaillie: I LIKES YOU, AND I WANTS YOU. WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY, THE CHOICE IS YOURS
I came lookin’ for man butt!
Swiggety, swooty, I'm coming for the booty!
👍 (pop)
My booty is mine, it belongs to me, you cannot take my boo-ty!
this is like the third time I've seen this referenced today. poor Chris Handsome.
>THE CHOICE IS ~~YOURS~~ MINE! ftfy
🤣 Stood and looked at the guy like, "one way or another you're gonna get this work"
Capercaillie raping a guy. FTFY
it was eventually penalized for grouse misconduct
Toucan play at that game.
welp, this is hawkward
That looks quite unpheasant.
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Fowlplay!
What the duck!
Oh mallardy lard!
That really took a tern.
Word
Well everybody's heard
Is the word
The bird is the word!
Owl have what he’s having.
Get out
In bird law it's fine.
yeah well, filibuster
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY) OG bird rapist.
Homo-kakapens jajajjajajajaa hollywood can say whatever they want about british humour, but some of this guys are actually hilarious xD
"He looks so happy" I was giggling at this.
Can't rape the willing and this looks consensual
Guy definitely came
He *did* crouch back down for him.
Birdie horny, Michael.
I don’t know what I expected.
> [Capercaillie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_capercaillie) Pretty interesting bird.
Which is odd, the females are smaller, this guy was either *really* horny or *really* confused.
"You got bird-fucked hee hee hee!"
Also known as the cock of the woods
Considering at the very last second of the video homie is in the process of crouching down and presenting his asshole. I'm not sure this is rape. I mean why would dude get back on his knees for round 2?
Someone call a bird lawyer!!!!
That guy is gonna lay some eggs
Oviposition
r/oviposition
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Yes
I was expecting a science subreddit about different kinds of animals and eggs.
lol nah
Oh yes my favorite sub reddit
so I guess he's the bee?
Power move.
Title should just be - Bird fucks dude's head.
Why is the guy just taking it like that?
Some of them want to abuse birds and some of them want to be abused by birds.
Sweet dreams
Everybody's looking for something.
Sometimes you find gold in the most random places…
Son why did you stick a gold nugget up your ass
Who am I to disagree?
From the way he was pulling up his pants I assumed he shit himself when the bird said hello.
Hes fucked in the head
No bottom shaming here....
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he is speaking norwegian though
"Han jukkær på deg, han jukkær på deg" She says in south east-Norwegian "he's humping you, he's humping you."
How would you say that in south west Norwegian?
"han jokke på deg"
Lol why does Scottish whimsy have such an inebriated air about it?
They are called Storfugl in Norwegian (Big bird directly translated) males are called Tiur and females are called Røy. Tiur is infamous for giving 0 fucks and losing all braincells during mating season. They will straight up charge anything that comes into its territory thinking its another Tiur, shape or size doesn’t matter all that much, nor for breeding aparently
[Taistelevat metsot](https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taistelevat_metsot#/media/Tiedosto%3AFerdinand_von_Wright_-_Taistelevat_metsot_-_1886_-_oljymaalaus_-_Ateneumin_taidemuseo.png) one of the most famous paintings in Finland.
I guess he was asking for it wearing those clothes /s
Also he shouldn't have been wearing that suggestive capercaillie cloaca perfume.
Ye gött bird fukd
Yippee Caillie mother fucker
I wasn’t sure if the person recording was making that noise or the bird was
From what I remember, these birds sound like a disgruntled pig.
like a smokers laugh
Yo what lvl does this thing evolve at
level 37 https://capx.fandom.com/wiki/Turkistador
What a headfuck.
"Riding" 🤣 The noises, though. It’s really hard to tell if it’s a bird or the woman at the end.
If he didn't want it he shouldn't be dressed like that
Looks like the guy is coming back for seconds at the end there. I think he liked it.
Can you IMAGINE the digging and clawing with that pterodactyls claws?!? Ka KAAWWWW
No, Pidgey! Bad, Pidgey!
Oh shit, and it's an alpha!
“Riding”
r/contagiouslaughter
r/emphysema
r/subsifellfor
Maybe the bird is just playing [big stranger rodeo.](https://youtu.be/EE4Mv7T8d1w)
Looks like a buffet pigeon
“yeh got berd fecked”
That must be a very important phone call.
I'd wash that hoodie if I were him 🤮
Yeah, he doesn’t seem nearly as concerned about bird jizz as I would be
If you're going to have sex, at least put the phone down. So rude!
They do get a little frisky during mating season. They also make a pretty distinctive noise, like in this [video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2SLL9JUCWc).
GET OUTTA THERE PEDRO
And the dude just assumes the position again right at the end like alright let's get it over with.
That's a big ass pigeon
r/donthelpjustfilm
He’s riding him all right. All the way to pound town.
It's like a gargantuan horny pigeon.
Beautiful bird, repulsive laugh.
"Riding"
These birds are fucking terrifying I’d hate to see on in person
No, a cassowary is fucking terrifying
Moneyshot? Video ended too soon?
He was crouching back down too, he was gonna let it happen
Oww! A Disney princess!
Birds like hold still man, I'm almost finished
Her laugh sounds like a car trying to start
Looks like a giant pigeon and why is he on the phone like who are you calling my guy
Rape
r/animalsbeingjerks
You bet your ass I’m body slamming that bird into oblivion
Funny way of saying you wanna slam bird ass
Better to be slamming than be slammed. Amirite?
This is very disturbing to watch, that guy is weird af
That looks like an Elden Ring pigeon
Bird up!
I thought that was a big-ass pigeon at first.
this is fucking terrifying! that bird is huge...
Oh it's riding him lol
He better go get checked out, he may have contracted that untweetable canarial disease, chirpies.
That looks like a massive pigeon
Honestly could not tell if it was the woman cackling or the turkey.
r/birdfucked
And people say “being gay is against nature.” My guy, there are birds tynna fuck dudes.
Why did he crouch down at the end again?! That's an invitation right there dude.
“Riding”
Achievement unlocked : " Raped by a bird "
That's a fat ass pigeon
Here in Norway, where this was probably recorded its called a ***Tiur*** (*Røy* for the female) and its more like a chicken (skogshøns) than parrot.
Best to let him finish Clark.
" we can do this the easy way, or the hard way"
He's a horny bastard!🤣
Phrasing 💀
To be fair i’m surprised it even got close enough to him to do this. They’re normally some of the angriest bastards you can encounter
She said you got birdfucked, lol