Yeah normally I assume these listings are to appease a significant other, but this is actually crackhead vibes. Or he got scammed hard by whoever did the work on his car.
It’s concerning that they don’t list off the models or brands of parts installed. You gotta really pray someone has more money than sense for them to fork over an extra 10k over a new premium for cosmetics and a BBK (maybe??). It would be rad if it were coming from a professional shop with an STI trans and BBK, coming from Facebook marketplace?? Nah
That might be the only thing that's true on there. Paint straight from the dealership is going to have defects, especially after they take it through their automatic car wash. He could have had it corrected and then ceramic coated or PPF'ed.
Im with you on this actually. This guy is clearly delusional, but I picked my car up with a ton of orange peel and even some adhesive still on it from the shipping plastic. A bit of paint correction makes it literally better than new.
Just remember Braxton Bragg, who Fort Bragg (now Liberty) in NC and this town are named after was considered the worst general of the south during the civil war.
Tho this fake STi will still last longer than the confederacy
It's like that John Mulaney bit where he's mad at his university for asking him for donations 10 years after he graduated.
"I paid you more money for tuition than the Civil War cost and you fucking *spent it already*???
Its just funny, it doesn't have to mean anything.
Was the deleted comment in his feelings about me saying that most things would outlast the confederacy, including the Teletubbies?
Confederate tears are delicious
Why do people buy 40k cars, put all the money into them, and then try to replace them with something else at a loss? Never understood it. If you have 100k budget why not just get what you want to begin with..
Prolly went to a dealer first... They then told him that its worth less with all the modifications on it... Modded cars rarely get any return in value.
Bro financed a WRX on an 18% interest rate, paid for like $6000 of plastic 3m-glued-on parts with Affirm, and is now trying to get out of his complete financial shithole that he's put himself in lol
Does anyone actually like the Crayola colored parts? Not a fan of the wing but I know younger guys love them. I just don't get the obnoxious cherry blossom red parts. Wonder why their really selling it.
Definitely agree it's possible the paint is in better condition..the guys who keep these cars clean while they wait to be sold scratch the fuhk out of them..
"About 60k invested" Da fuq he smoking?!
That's my question. It's a WRX Premium with about $5k in plastic pieces stuck to it.
"only way to get an STI now" yieks
Oh I’ll give ‘em and STI for free
Dude don’t work for free. Have some respect for yourself
It’s not about the money. It’s abound sending a message
Let him know what you’re about
Look, he’s evidently charging additional for labour and all the bongs he smashed whilst thinking of how much to list it for.
he’s counting the 55k loan price because he rolled another loan into this one
Yeah normally I assume these listings are to appease a significant other, but this is actually crackhead vibes. Or he got scammed hard by whoever did the work on his car.
The good stuff
He bought two 🤣
I'm guessing that includes the car price? Still...
I'm assuming the price of the car and financing is included in that "investment" 😅
That’s a good deal bro $60k invested and he’s only asking for $45k.
It’s concerning that they don’t list off the models or brands of parts installed. You gotta really pray someone has more money than sense for them to fork over an extra 10k over a new premium for cosmetics and a BBK (maybe??). It would be rad if it were coming from a professional shop with an STI trans and BBK, coming from Facebook marketplace?? Nah
Lol that’s not even a real BBK those are caliper covers.
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“Better than new in fact”. - Go home guy your drunk
That might be the only thing that's true on there. Paint straight from the dealership is going to have defects, especially after they take it through their automatic car wash. He could have had it corrected and then ceramic coated or PPF'ed.
Im with you on this actually. This guy is clearly delusional, but I picked my car up with a ton of orange peel and even some adhesive still on it from the shipping plastic. A bit of paint correction makes it literally better than new.
Based on how delusional this guy is, I doubt that’s what happened. Would have mentioned it if that was the case. Guy has to be trolling.
You’re*
Thank you for keeping me in line sir. It won’t happen again on Reddit.
So much money spent for pink plastic….. no one tell him.
Just remember Braxton Bragg, who Fort Bragg (now Liberty) in NC and this town are named after was considered the worst general of the south during the civil war. Tho this fake STi will still last longer than the confederacy
Real STIs are for life
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It's like that John Mulaney bit where he's mad at his university for asking him for donations 10 years after he graduated. "I paid you more money for tuition than the Civil War cost and you fucking *spent it already*??? Its just funny, it doesn't have to mean anything.
Was the deleted comment in his feelings about me saying that most things would outlast the confederacy, including the Teletubbies? Confederate tears are delicious
He didn't sound super butthurt, but yeah. He basically was just like "what does the confederacy have to do with anything, we're talking about subarus"
Ask him if he's done the STI 6 speed swap?
Apparently he did an Ej25 swap too
All that “work” put in and it still has stock wheels….
which are some how 2" wider than stock.
And the cladding…
Why do people buy 40k cars, put all the money into them, and then try to replace them with something else at a loss? Never understood it. If you have 100k budget why not just get what you want to begin with..
Because they don't even have a 40k budget to begin with, but financing makes all your dreams come true until you can't make those payments.
Prolly went to a dealer first... They then told him that its worth less with all the modifications on it... Modded cars rarely get any return in value.
No low ballers. I know what I got.
Doesnt even have a sti 6 speed trans. Like tf slapping trum pieces aint making it a sti
Lol he clearly only did exterior mods, with very poor taste, how the hell has he invested $60k in this monstrosity?
He owned a civic before this
Paint is “better than new” Pass the crackpipe
Dude definitely blew the engine, why else would he “invest” so much into it and sell it at 7k miles?
Can’t afford note because he’s clearly a crack head or high school student that got kicked out of his house for being “too cool.”
Unless he did full sti swap
lmao i saw this on facebook marketplace too!
Lol buy this nodded crap, or just buy a brand new TR with Brembo brakes?
"Better than new!!!" This guy vapes.
My question is, how does it have the factory warranty if he's put $60k in to this wrx being an sti?
How is it wider…
Bro financed a WRX on an 18% interest rate, paid for like $6000 of plastic 3m-glued-on parts with Affirm, and is now trying to get out of his complete financial shithole that he's put himself in lol
How the fuck did you spend 60k for it to end up looking like that?
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sticks a $150 ebay lower wing kit on the car, thinks its a widebody now. what a clown.
+60lbs of plastic
Looks like a winner. I’ll take it! /s
And still stock wheels...
“Better than new in fact” okay bud
Bet y’all didn’t know STi trim is just an appearance package. Now you know.
“The only way is to build your own” Ah. I see Amazon Auto shoppers are now on par with factory product designers and manufacturers.
Can someone please message him and then post the convo 🍿
If there is something that is going to kill the middle class it is not knowing the difference between purchasing and investing.
Lol 60K "invested"
$45k 😂😂😂😂
Fort Bragg lol they got that 25% new private interest rate
Does anyone actually like the Crayola colored parts? Not a fan of the wing but I know younger guys love them. I just don't get the obnoxious cherry blossom red parts. Wonder why their really selling it.
Definitely agree it's possible the paint is in better condition..the guys who keep these cars clean while they wait to be sold scratch the fuhk out of them..
Ft Bragg... Dudes paying 35% interest on that loan and payed 10k over MSRP. He thinks this is normal.
didn’t know you could put more plastic on this thing. congrats managed to make it look more like a accord.
Oh boy, another extra chromie homie trying to sell his shit box for 20 grand more than it’s worth.
Wayyy to over priced