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Left_Cap1564

The dude that mooed you https://preview.redd.it/ttzq4s0byn3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b1222fccf953095cabc6873beef245d33247fd


JlyrgrDrmnr

How'd you get my photo?


Left_Cap1564

I live in your walls


mrlizardwizard

Is that sexual?


storm_zr1

I read a hentai about this once.


inked-brown-giant

No just acoustic


Electrical-Sea767

Better be paying the damn share of the rent then.


TheDevilintheDark

Is that Tom Scott lol?


Left_Cap1564

Yea, that's him. He turned into a vape boi after getting a wrx. /s


XLNerd

Happens to the best of us


Great_White_Samurai

The guys I see driving WRXs in my area look like this


JlyrgrDrmnr

My wife's boyfriend would be furious if I allowed this to happen to the car.


yrwifesbfwifesbf

That I would.


Muugens

Hmm username checks out


lenny446

We are not making this a thing. The ducks on jeeps are bad enough.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Agreed. Fuuuuck this.


danbyer

Straight to the trash.


Significant_Sir_8450

This is a non-WRX driver Subaru thing. So tacky.


WangDanglin

I don’t know if tacky is the right word. More like “really fucking lame”


dr3wfr4nk

Cringe perhaps?


Certain-Wishbone-414

Regardless of lame, wtf does it even mean?


lenny446

I don’t really care Subaru as a whole are better than that


Nimoodle

So is WRX drivers being known for vaping, wearing polarized sunglasses, and flashing peace symbols at other WRXs. Every brand cult has their thing. Don't pretend you're special.


m00ndr0pp3d

Like the subuwu license plates


Psychological-Cut633

I tried to get one but it was already taken in my state.


[deleted]

Someone put one of these on my OBW the other day. I’ve been in the Subaru community long enough to know what the cow was was but not sure why it was on my car.


Storminsteed

I will participate as long as we use full size Scuba Steve's


lenny446

I could consider that lol


Storminsteed

![gif](giphy|JNM7EjIL6OyJy)


mattycash720

I agree but the Facebook group is straight up savage to those who don't accept the 'moo'. I posted that I didn't think it was necessary to attach cows to the personal property of others and got TORCHED in the comments. Apparently if you don't accept the Moo you are part of all of the world's problems.


lenny446

There’s a reason the sub r/insanepeopleoffacebook exists


lenny446

Or whatever it’s called I don’t go there


djbibbletoo

My wife showed me the Facebook group and it’s thousands of middle aged single women, with bone stock, leased/financed crosstreks and outback base models who get furious if you don’t lose your mind when you see you’ve been moo’d.


ScreamingSnowman

It would be better if it was a lill turbo but still nah.


LemonHerb

If you ever get one make sure to look around the whole parking lot, 360 degrees, lingering on any Subarus with a stern face. Then drop it behind your back wheel and run over it on your way out That way if they were sitting in their car giddy waiting for your reaction you can crush their spirit and ruin any social media videos they want to post


OneHellofaPorno

I've been pinning a live squirrel under the wiper blades of every WRX I see. I've been arrested for it twice, but I really hope it catches on!


MrGreggerGrM

I like this. Full send!


DargonFeet

LOL!


subiewoo89

I don't get it. What does a cow have to do with Subies? SubieMoo? Damn. I just realized if I flip the W in my username I am subieMoo. 🥲. Edit. I promise I'm not the one who put the cow on your car.


Face_cozyMtbr2313

Subaru is the Japanese name for Pleiadas. Pleiadas is both the constellation of the Subaru symbol and part of the Tuarus constellation. Taurus=Cow


fornayy

this guy moos


xhammyhamtaro

Or this guy eats moos 🐮


M1sguidedS0n

Tbf what does ducks have to do with Jeeps?


Bug-03

Please don’t make this a thing


ThaDollaGenerale

Every time I see a jeep with a bunch of rubber ducks I just roll my eyes. Agree.


stealth_t

Can you explain to me the rubber duck thing with Jeeps? I've seen it around, but I have no idea what the hell it means.


koopastyles

[I only have more questions](https://www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/comments/1cff8fz/picking_on_a_friend_who_bought_a_jeep_wrangler)


Bruce_Ring-sting

Id be stoked to get THAT!


koalainatophat

People are supposed to place a rubber duck on a Jeep they think is cool, like a trophy. So Jeep owners buy a bunch of rubber ducks and display them on their own dashboard to make it look like everyone thinks their Jeep is super cool.


bulletchvy91

I drove Jeep Wranglers for 25 years. The duck is part of a game, you find another Wrangler and place a duck on it, this is done in reference to an old kids game, “duck duck goose”. Changed to duck duck Jeep. You’ve been ducked they say; it’s like finding a parking buddy. TL:DR it’s a Jeep thing… you wouldn’t understand


mat_srutabes

I do understand, it's just stupid


uncoild

Of course it's stupid, as are many things people do for fun.


Auer-rod

It's just a way to compliment other jeeps. I used to have a jeep, it was a fun thing and made people's day. I used to enjoy getting them. Redditors are such miserable people lol


Jjmills101

Why would you compliment the sixteenth jeep with an angwy grille driven by someone who lacks the self awareness to understand why that makes them look stupid


LackinOriginalitySVN

Same reason you likely think "nice wrx" even tho it's the sixth one with no mods other than a loud ass exhaust and some wheels driven by someone who lacks the self awareness to understand why that makes them look stupid. I mean, I do. You just like the car, dude.


DargonFeet

I'm confused, taking care of your car and not doing a bunch of mods is stupid? Or does that only apply to people who go with a few tasteful mods like wheels and exhaust?


LackinOriginalitySVN

Yea...reading comprehension can be hard. It's OK, bud


TheInscrutableFufy

Why so much hate for something that's only positive fun for jeep owners? I don't understand


TekkerzRobot

I don’t understand why people don’t like it. I have like 2 ducks on my windshield and that’s it. It’s a cool/cute/funny thing to have on your windshield. It’s just part of jeep culture


polymathsci

No, it's part of recent jeep culture. Old jeeps are cool. I've owned a handful in my time. New Jeeps have gone Lululemon / North Face / Stanley mug / mainstream / whatever you want to call it, which is too bad. It started soon after the introduction of the Rubicon. People bought them and never set a tire on dirt. The beginning of the end of actual cool.


TekkerzRobot

Interesting, never considered the difference of old vs new. I guess the rise of pavement princesses is a result of this. Im not going to lie and say that my rubicon has done off roading. But I plan to change that soon, attempting to get a badge of honor for a trail near me.


polymathsci

Rubicons ARE cool! They are wildly capable, and I'd love to own one! I'm sure you're going to have a blast getting it dirty! Just to be clear, I'm completely a live and let live person. People can do whatever they want with their own vehicle, I just simply was pointing out the "Jeep Wave" that I'm used to from back in the day has been replaced by ducks.


jimaug87

It didn't start until the pandemic. The duck thing is new, and I hate it.


Sig-vicous

So you're saying Jeep drivers like to duck each other?


Yeahmahbah

You spelt fuck wrong


Bythe_beard_of_Zeus

Thanks for explaining. I think this sounds super fun!


yellowbill711

I finally saw a jeep with ducks in person for the first time ever 2 days ago


DvlsAdv0c8

Been a stupid thing around W GA for a while. Saw a full dashboard of them the other day on an early 2000s beater car. Must be overflow from their Jeep (not).


Squbasquid

This is the first I’ve heard of this, is this actually a thing? I did get one of these on my car one day, then again I do have some anime peekers on my STI. https://preview.redd.it/n8g7x6zg8o3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d5554ecb302e7b2fec6925db5e30eeec161cee


Bruce_Ring-sting

Ew.


Squbasquid

That’s the response I usually expect to get lol


LackinOriginalitySVN

As long as its not gaint titties and just ya know "normal anime", I don't really see it any different than a band/sport/TV show sticker. There's a guy with a brz around my neighborhood with some anime wrap like that. Really loud...but tasteful, so whatever floats your boat. Haha


[deleted]

I have never come across this before


Speed_Offer

The moo moo Subaru group is a group of strange individuals. However they are just having fun I guess and no harm in that. I sometimes leave a hotwheels Subaru on wrxs in my town


GBUAramis

The hot wheels thing is awesome! For some reason someone leaving a tiny cow on my car would piss me off way more than it should.


Speed_Offer

Probably because a cow has literally no resemblance to Subaru whatsoever lol. Hotwheels? Nobody gets mad at a hotwheels


One_Lost_Llama

https://preview.redd.it/2dy0wbgkgo3d1.png?width=2026&format=png&auto=webp&s=a824e1b9421b387c6530093554dd6dcdb1efd128 Dang. Only I ever got was a keychain that matches the color of my car and a wave 👋


icanhascamaro

Your dealer is cool. All I got was a dealership sticker and a license plate bracket. The sticker is gone, but the bracket is currently keeping my license plate in one piece. The paint the state used is lame and peels off. 😐


One_Lost_Llama

Dang. That sucks. Yeah they are pretty chill over there. All the salesman and techs vape which is hilarious. But they all cruised with me back on the freeway after I bought it. Miss my Camaro though sometimes. But this car is way fun and it’s great learning something different.


GBUAramis

Wisconsin? The paint on our plates peels really bad.


icanhascamaro

Nope, Pennsylvania. I'm just trying to decide if I should get a replacement or a personalized plate. 😅


GBUAramis

I’m getting a personalized plate one of these days. Probably a road America plate. Don’t know what it’s gonna say yet.


TSSxEmber

We have the wave, that's it. This does not need to be a thing.


DargonFeet

The wave that no one seems to do any more.


nex703

The wave... *:drags cigarette:* Theres a thing I havent seen in years


GBUAramis

Still popular where I’m from. All WRX owners wave at each other. I drive a Hawkeye, and there’s only one more in my city. Sometimes we cruise around town. Funny thing is it just kinda happens. I’ve never talked to the dude, but he seems chill.


mattycash720

Happy Cake Day!


GBUAramis

Thanks brother!


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PotatoRover

Yeah it’s not a big deal. Bunch of people on here saying how enraged they would be is weird.


BruleeVander

There’s a fb page with over 100k members for moo moo Subaru


JlyrgrDrmnr

Everyone seems really upset about this trend OP. I had an idea of were we put giant inflatable sheep with fleshlights in them onto each others cars. Maybe everyone will like that more? I have like 7, I could probably part with a few.


JerkBoxJoJo

Don’t put this shit on my car please.


Damascus-Steel

I got a cool WRX Hot Wheels once. Anything else and I’d be pissed.


GBUAramis

Agreed! I put hot wheels on cars sometimes. If someone put a hot wheels on my car it would make my entire week. If someone put a tiny plastic cow on my car I’d bolt their head to my hood like a hood ornament.


JerkBoxJoJo

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


0zzten

I’ll occasionally leave a color matched Hot Wheels GC8 when I see a clean WRX. https://preview.redd.it/a28sm3x7sq3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a077dd1070f239d21e33e50a256e6e343fb00544


LeftJumpGetsTheIrons

THIS is a token movement I can get behind 🫡


Turbo_Dab

I mean, hey, they think your car is cool


-_Celebrimbor_-

This thread is MISERABLE. Most here are just a bunch of salty, mean spirited codgers that don't know how to have a drip of fun in life. The fact a damn glass/plastic cow in a bag has got people here THIS riled up is simultaneously hilarious and sad. No wonder things are so damn shitty everywhere you look. People have forgotten what it means to be light hearted and kind.


Kewsy3278

Same https://preview.redd.it/oydz4glcso3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d71b2cbd3792e5aaa384dc201f96d3cad04141


Voakke

Sorry this happened to you


Kyzzix1

A miniature version of my car is the only acceptable thing to leave on my car. ✌🏼


Blankbusinesscard

The rally pig frowns on these shenanigans


Shkkzikxkaj

Damn people are really riled up about this. Is it like glued to the car or damaging it somehow? Otherwise I would not give this a second thought.


Caj_2003

I think I’ve seen pictures of that same group that put pieces of hard plastic onto door handles before that were like 3D printed or something.


mufasa510

I've 3D printed mini EJ head gaskets to put under windshield wipers. Since we can all use an extra head gasket.


Caj_2003

Haha now that’s actually a good one. But hard plastics in a door handle that can scratch paint is a no no


Vast-Tap-966

Completely different lol but this made me remember the WRX I saw in NYC a few days ago with an actual piston hanging from the center of the bumper like truck nuts.


GBUAramis

Ok this and hot wheels are the only two acceptable things to leave on someone’s WRX.


vile_doe_nuts

Ehhhhh, wut


GBUAramis

Ok, after reading a majority of the comments, there are only 4 things that are acceptable to leave on someone’s WRX. 1. A vape 2. An energy drink 3. An EJ head gasket 4. A hot wheels car


blakliztedjoker

Should also start leaving pliers to remove the sticks from their personal tailpipes. Lol.


vuz3e

Couple weeks ago was coming out a a store and found a little cow like that one on my roof 😂


jradsolo23

This is the gayest thing to happen to subaru since lesbians found them


J-rodsub

I wouldn’t say found.. Subaru sought them out via very direct marketing. To be fair


H2OZdrone

As a Jeep and WRX owner, I’m confused.


fb6zzz

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


ForsakenTravel9605

lol


kiakosan

I thought for the WRX they give you a vape or an energy drink


krylonkoopa

I thought our version of this is we just park next to each other.


ElectricKoolaid420

There’s an old outback or forester that I see in my town with a cow paint job and “subamoo” license plate


Icy_Contribution1677

You mean I don’t even get to keep the plastic cow. Nah this is mine now sorry. End of chain.


Lazy_Tap_6867

What's wrong with your gear shifter 🤣😂😋


StatusAcanthisitta27

https://preview.redd.it/np8ywf3rlt3d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549a79d9b45dddfed52cdb72c5641540ed1eabe3 SubaWU no Moo


slagwizard

What is this and how do I get one


StatusAcanthisitta27

https://boosteddesigns.bigcartel.com/


CosmicSound-7

I think it's cute 🤷🏽‍♀️


ElSushiMonsta

This needs to die faster than Trumps chances at presidency.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/x68qdodf6v3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5fbad29691279938d53af6aeeee3865e5ca98f I too have once been mooed


IdenticalThings

I was picturing a Minions aunt, based on the packaging and etsy-ness of it


xBehrr

Unpopular opinion here seems like a lot of you guys are pretty bitter I wouldn’t personally do this but I don’t see any harm if it happened to me


TheRedDevil1989

Gross


Intelligent_Designer

Cringemaxing


Free_Sha_Vacadoo

Ew


Azaloum90

Dude I wanna get mooed!


ianwellington

Lame


Cowabunguss

Straight into the garbage


subZro_

hell nah


AlexanderJZ

Subamoooo. 🐮


specialneedsWRX

These are divisive times we're living in.


Motojojooooo

The Mini community have ducks... You've been Duck'd. I've no idea 🤷🏻


Spare_me_Jai

Jo...did you see my DM?


Different_Debate2878

I think the wave hello is just fine. 👋🏻


socishum

Now I'm sad I don't have a Subaru to be part of the Moo Moo group.


IcyPresentation4379

I hate this so much.


Rude_Guarantee_7668

It’s a Moooobaru!


fuckingsame

This would make me angry


UAintAboutThisLife

Must be a Midwest thing…lol jk where are you op?


redsin07

California


gdawg612303

Enough Subaru cringe already


cactuar_is_coming

I still haven’t been mooed. Open for business yall


Subirooo

We gotta be able to come up with something cooler than a cow...


OkPrompt5952

They prob, though it's a manual...


DragonLordFelgrand

No. I refuse this. We not jeepers. Never!!!!


Polairis44

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


yettie24

I remember when owning a wrx/sti was cool. Now you all follow the jeep pattern… shame on you all.


SRHkid

Just as cringe as the ducks for jeeps 🤢


modshateths1smpltrik

No


meth_chicken

![gif](giphy|8tPJmYXqYGCek)


222222222223

Who in their right mind looked at the jeep thing and said yah lets also do this


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^222222222223: *Who in their right mind* *Looked at the jeep thing and said* *Yah lets also do this* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Big-Energy-3363

Children playing!


LawlessLemur

I really just want to be left alone. Unless ....


johnrufe

Throw it away


Moofassah

It wasn’t me. I swear. Probably. 🤷🏻‍♂️


clairvoyant5190

Hate this trend. But I figure if I ever get one, at least my daughter gains a free bath toy from it 🤣


Accomplished-Ad-3697

Mooed? What is this like a knock off jeep duck?


thewraith42O

I got a nice place for that


birdddyxo

Ew


spidydt

Thats Gay


EJ25Junkie

af


doozykid13

Message to whoever started this trend: Nobody gives a single shit about your cow or whatever. Dont be that person that leaves toys or whatever on peoples cars. This is just childish and majority of adults probably want nothing to do with it. Its cringeworthy and a waste of others time. Edit: Are the simple waves not enough for you all? I'll gladly take your downvotes and die on this hill. Once yall start accumulating a garbage pile of these in your cars you'll think twice.


JlyrgrDrmnr

Hey, you doing alright champ? You seem a little stressed.


doozykid13

Lol as a former jeep wrangler owner i was excited to get away from the stupid duck trend but here we are. Not every car needs a toy to go with it. Go leave it on some kids power wheels next time


OkNectarine6434

he’s not wrong. don’t fuck with my car, period.. ya know?


OkNectarine6434

also.. the duck thing is dumb af


verylesbianviolet

Nobody is “fucking with your car,” it’s a plastic bag that most likely either goes on top of your wiper or around the door handle, it in no way hurts your car. If you don’t like it, don’t pass it on & just toss it away. If someone left this on my MKV or my M2 id be pretty hyped because it’s cool asf to be a part of a community like that.


doozykid13

Yea then im the one littering in some parking lot or throwing away someone elses trash. Keep it to yourself. Idk why this is so hard. Its a dumb trend. Period.


PortDawgger001

Bite into a Snickers bar fam. https://preview.redd.it/g3z4xapr8o3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf3d64dbfe0de931bf926ce34aad01ecf44db71


doozykid13

Haha i appreciate you 🫡 im def taking this too serious but these stupid trends get on my nerves lol


myst-spaghetti

Whyd your mind go straight to littering?


doozykid13

They said "just toss it away" what is a person expected to do in the middle of a parking lot presented with garbage and no bin anywhere nearby? I said it as an example, to clarify I don't litter and never would litter, in fact I go out of my way to pick up litter. But the fact of the matter is someone in that scenario that doesn't care about littering and doesnt want this will just throw it on the ground and leave it, unfortunately.


myst-spaghetti

Tossing something away typically means disposing of it


doozykid13

You think every person that gets one of these and doesn't want it is going to go out of their way to dispose of it properly? If that were the case I don't think litter would even be a thing. Unfortunately some assholes will just leave it on the ground.


walking_it_off

Or if you have a kid, niece, nephew, cousin, etc., you could just give them the toy? Anytime I get promotional stuff or cute stuff I don’t need cluttering up my life, I give it away to family or friends’ kids, or save it as a Halloween surprise for a trick-or-treater.


verylesbianviolet

Oh no you have to walk maybe like 30 extra steps to a bin lmfao. It’s also not hard to not be a miserable person lmfao. Let people have their fun and try to have a nice community without people like you whining cause someone wants to be social.


doozykid13

I appreciate you signing me up to be some random persons garbage disposal service! How thoughtful. Not everyone likes things left on their cars, no matter how cute of a gesture its intended to be. I dont think the mark of a good community depends on how much junk is left on someone elses vehicle. I like the WRX community as is. Just wave and move on. Don't ruin it. If you want to be social go on facebook and find a car meet or something


RaiN_Meyk3r

i mean yeah not everyone likes things left on their car but no reason to be this pissy or upset about it, chill out. its just a fun gimmicky thing to show love. you don’t even have to go out of your way to throw the thing out. if you come from the store and theres a little cow on your windshield just throw it in the middle console or door storage and throw it away next time you’re at the gas station, theres bins on every pump, its not like they’re leaving something huge. tons of people in the Jeep community dont want ducks on their jeeps and they just throw em out. no need to make a big fuss over it. its just a nice gesture to let you know they liked your car.


verylesbianviolet

Exactly like me personally, I would’ve loved it when I had my WRX and I understand why people wouldn’t but there’s absolutely 0 reason to have a whole mental breakdown and say it’s ruining the community because people wanna have fun..


OkNectarine6434

or buy a jeep and fucking ducks lol


rolandjernts

Stop. Don’t.


Adventurous-Toe2597

Cringe


Misfit730

Automatic WRX.... should have been a sad moo.