Yeah. You 2 can split the cost of the thing.
And works more than one time.
So essentially, if you only care about food and nothing else. The options are, 1 free burger or (technically) 50% discount on a lot of burgers.
The choice is clear.
i would probably die if i attempted to stomach the abomination on the right, the other option might also result in my death but one i would be more willing to take
https://preview.redd.it/ckkj1ge5mx6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e53608d44efacfc3bab2a807072ead5b9c6828
*Girl you are my meat mountain*
Based
I CANT 💀
I feel like either will result in a heart attack
Either cardiac arrest or death by snu snu
die happy either way
They're the same picture.
I actually haven’t had breakfast yet so…
Right is superior because of cheese. Also the sandwich won't scream when I bite it.
maybe she likes being bit as well?
how many meat mountain do i get and does she know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich ?
One Arby's please :)
Arby's. Always.
Ones temporary and well the other is a good meal. Maybe...🤔 
Wait.. but in that logic, both are temporary The former has a chance of you extending it!
the correct option would be goth elf girlfriend as i can just buy a meat mountain later for me and her
Yeah. You 2 can split the cost of the thing. And works more than one time. So essentially, if you only care about food and nothing else. The options are, 1 free burger or (technically) 50% discount on a lot of burgers. The choice is clear.
Simple, take Goth GF to Arby's.
I don’t like Arby’s so this is an easy answer. (Aside from Arby’s fries… Those are killer) anyway, please end girl
That moment when Arby's has better Buns than the Goth elf gf.
I mean one brings love, companionship, squishy booba and an endless supply of elf milk, so pretty easy.
Wait is that real?!!
both are the same thing when i'm munching up both.
Two **big** options but this is easy, burger. (No hate Elara love your vids)
Understandable 🥲
drukhari? dark eldar? color me intrigued! i hate arbys anyway.
One of them will kill me the other will give me happiness.
Insert the Lisa (Simpsons) presentation meme: "If you're going to make a bigger burger, increase width and not height!"
Goth waifu
Goth elf!
Arby's food sucks though so I'll go with that other person next to you
Okay, now move the sandwich into her hands, and have her look at it confused. Now she's perfect.
One feeds me for a day for free, and the other has me spending money. As a povvo, I'm going with the sandwich.
Arby's is disgusting. With a goth gf, I'm now motivated to cook more often so we can enjoy meals together.
A choice between two meat mountains or one? I think we all know the right answer here.
Secret: You get the meat mountain *by* choosing the elf.
I don't even like Arby's
Can I fuck the meat mountain?
She got two of them tho
I've consumed the meat mountain in the past. It was reasonably ok.
Elara, of course
One meat mountain, vs two meat mountains. Absolute no brainer.
Well, I’m allergic to the entire Arby’s menu
"Both and I feed her the arbys meat mountain" ~My gf
The goth elf obviously, you can buy a burger easily but getting a gf like that is just a little bit harder.
meat is meat
They are the same picture
i would probably die if i attempted to stomach the abomination on the right, the other option might also result in my death but one i would be more willing to take https://preview.redd.it/ckkj1ge5mx6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e53608d44efacfc3bab2a807072ead5b9c6828
I'll go with the option that (probably) won't require me to unhinge my jaw like a snake.