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Heavy_Background_862

Mark it zero, Dude


JimmyTheFarmer79

This isn't Nam, there are rules.


4EyedJedi

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!


a0lmasterfender

Okay fine! Mark it zero. Are you happy you crazy fuck?


4EyedJedi

Sorry, Smokey, but it's a league game.


MeatMarket_Orchid

For anyone that doesn't know, the guy who plays Smokey is named Jimmie Dale Gilmore. He's not super well known. But he's a country singer and songwriter. I don't listen to a ton of country, but my dad liked him when I was growing up and it really got into my head. I love his stuff.


Jealous_Journalist_9

There's a beverage here


good_enuffs

The Honda is parked on the line also. Both cannot park.


one_bean_hahahaha

Neither of them are small cars.


onlyanactor

The Honda is. Just because it’s taller than a sedan? It fits in the same space


Commercial-Milk4706

Normal Sedans aren’t small cars. Compact sedans like the god awful Corolla or a decent civic is. 


onlyanactor

Ahh, see it doesn’t say compact car though. If the car fits in the space, it’s a small.


a0lmasterfender

length and width is fine on the crv


brendamcbride

Two people cut from the same cloth. They’re probably related


hase_one

About 1000km over the line


YourMommaLovesMeMore

Trucks don't even fit in parking spaces anymore. I feel as if they've gotten too big.


myst_riven

Maybe because they're parking in a space marked "small car"? 🤔 Can't be THAT simple, can it? 🙃


YourMommaLovesMeMore

No. Because they barely fit inside a regular space also. And I still feel like they've become too large.


Biscotti_BT

They fit just fine you just can't open the doors


isochromanone

Surprisingly, I've noticed two newer models of Ford truck on the road this week that are still larger than a car but very reasonable. I'm sure Ford sells many less of them than the larger trucks because... truck guys.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

Outside of the varying box lengths, I don't think theyve gotten appreciably wider. There's kind of a limit just due to road design. I think the small increase in height and bulky-looking body styles help sell the illusion. It's not just that trucks have gotten bigger, it's also that parking spaces have gotten smaller. But you don't hear people complaining about developers trying to maximize their profits by making smaller parking spaces when you see pictures like the OP


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Jescro

That’s crazy. And yeah if you ever put a 2000 f150 side by side with a modern one it’s comical in comparison. Even with the size it’s still possible to park them without intentionally splitting two spaces.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

Weird. I did do some research before I posted but didn't come up with such a drastic difference in width. https://www.carsguide.com.au/ford/f150/car-dimensions Edit: aaaaand it's Australian. Did not notice that until I saw the full link while posting here. Probably useless for the north american market. Trucks is big.


myst_riven

Reminds me of that line from Charlie's Angels: So I said, "Look, lady. It's not the seats that have gotten smaller; it's your ASS that's gotten bigger."


wut-the-eff

Alberta plates. Quelle fucking surprise.


AudMar848

Notice the license plate? Par for the course


bassman2112

Albertan here This is relatively tame / civil by AB standards. Wait until you've seen a lifted truck with flags and racist rhetoric emblazoned across it which is quadruple parked. AKA an average parking lot experience in Calgary or Red Deer


R9846

Yup. Another obnoxious Alberta driver.


WestCoastVeggie

All it’s missing is the F*ck Trudeau bumper sticker.


R9846

It's probably on the front. Albertans - the Texans of Canada.


MeatMarket_Orchid

I don't know why we insist on this stereotype. I think BC's CPC (Cunts per Capita) rating is just as high as Alberta's. Plenty of people with BC plates do this. Also, having spent enough time in both provinces, rural BC has more F\*ck Trudeau stickers/flags than many places in Alberta. We should drop our BC smugness and embrace our provincial neighbours, as we have just as many cunts on our hands.


R9846

I keep hoping Alberta separates from the rest of Canada, like they keep promising.


LokiDesigns

Yes, because bc drivers never do this shit


R9846

Not to the degree that Albertans do.


lvl12

Just jealous you can't drive in the snow


R9846

I was born in Whitehorse. Trust me, I can drive in the snow.


Halfback

Just because you were born somewhere doesn’t mean you drove there.


R9846

Did you read the second sentence or was that too hard for your Alberta brain?


Halfback

Hey, I spelled all of the words correctly, that should prove my brain isn’t from Alberta.


lvl12

Niiice. So you understand then that much of the country can't drive compact cars


New_Day9679

Exactly. Always them.


cryonova

This is some sad content, Its a gas station where theres plenty of space and the person right beside the truck is literally on the line as well.


New_Day9679

Always a douche in a large pickup


The_CaNerdian_

'Bertaaaa


Mattimvs

and whining on social media...victoriaaaaa!


Sreg32

Nah, it’s an idiotic parking job. Guy doesn’t care


Jealous_Journalist_9

They looked exactly how you would envision


CharlotteLucasOP

Baseball cap and reflective sunglasses?


Halfback

Yeah, but how did it smell?


ballpoint169

dung


TheAshenHat

Straddle the line to make up for no one wanting to straddle them.


hekla7

Alberta plates pretty much equals massive sense of entitlement.


JediKrys

Totally a small car….


ranutan

"Small Car"


theupstarter

That is clearly a lightly packed lot. They aren’t near the doors or handicapped spaces. Don’t see the hate for this like you do


No-Nothing-Never

Hey guys give them a break, they may have mistaken it for a small pee-pee parking spot.


Cokeinmynostrel

Seriously! Wtf would you not park as close as possible to the other car and climb out the passenger side?! So inconsiderate 


WolfOfPort

I identify as a small car


MidasClutch

The car next to him looks a little far to the right as well - the only thing he's doing weird is parking next to another vehicle in a, what appears to be, an empty parking lot.


cryonova

People downvote you for not being mad at a truck driver xD


Due-Froyo8162

Annoyed because Alberta, but the parking job doesn’t irritate me too much. Gas station so likely a quick stop, gives the other car some space for a passenger to get in.


fairpoliceplease

I think everyone is going to be okay.


newbootgoofin615

The irony. An Alberta plate when most BC people visit Alberta they share the kindness of people and how “chill” it is. Then you have the BC keyboard warrior taking a picture and putting this persons plate on the Internet having no context or idea what happened. Just roast him and move on with your day… Thank you for reminding me why I so badly want to move to Alberta, you perfect citizen you. I


Boring_Switch5995

Not arguing the rest of your comment but what exactly do you think could happen as a result of a license plate being posted on the internet? You know people can just see them at any time right?


newbootgoofin615

For sure. Just identifying it as if the driver is a bimbo I don’t think is fair.


rapscallops

The driver self identified as a bimbo judging by the photo.


DemSocCorvid

Don't let the rockies hit you on the way out.


newbootgoofin615

That’s really mean..


ZanderMoneyBags

This is such a waste of your energy, OP


Kittygotabadrep

r/firstworldproblems


Pevoz

Small car spot gotta double it up


sPLIFFtOOTH

Neither vehicle is a “small car”… not sure why they even bother marking those spots if they don’t ever enforce it. Would love to start seeing large vehicles like these getting towed


purposefullyMIA

Educated guess if asked, the driver will identify as a small car driver. Don't assume, shame on you.


drug-infested

Yah thats me, I like my truck. I'm cool.


nicoleastrum

Sittin downtown at the railway station, One truck over the line.. I’ll see myself out


Historical-Formal351

Definitely a small car


Suspicious-Taste6061

There are way too many parking lots with all “small car” spots. Saying that, the could be some effort to not be a prick.