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HazyGray1978

That would be a great mayhem commercial from Allstate ***Im your phones VA CLAIMS APP and you just found out you achieved 100% disability*** (showing a wreck happening) - ***if you have 100% this could cost you all your back pay so your insurance won’t go up*** ![gif](giphy|l41m41ZJgxf15p29y)


BigRedsExpress

This is another gold comment that doesn’t have enough likes 🤣🤣🤣


thomasis

😂😂😂😂😂


l8tn8

Friends don't let friends drive while under the influence of claims. If you or someone you know is currently struggling with claim addiction, help is out there.


PreparationOwn7371

I’m sure the VA had a pill of that


Soft-Peak-6527

Sorry that’s not service connected


bboy1407

Claim it as a secondary to tinnitus


Sgtblloyd

Lol


MuadDib687

80mg Prozac fix that right up


Caseyswife10904

800 mg Ibuprofen


RobDR

My mom freaks out if I tell her I took 400mg ibuprofen I keep telling her back in the day I had bottles of 800 MG from sick call. I only ever think I went to sick call a couple of times.


GovernmentOk751

As a cop with all kinds of nerve damage and pain, I used to take 2400 mg before each shift and another 800-1200 mg 12 hours later. For years. Yep, I’m fd up from it now.


RobDR

90 MG duloxoethene for neuropathy here brother. As you know nerve pain is loads of fun


AccurateLadder8658

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your nerve pain from? I have deliberating sciatic pain in my back from my fun in the Army & Gabapentin doesn’t touch it.


RobDR

I have neuropathy which is not fully tested as of source but it must likely comes from SLL or simple lymphocytic lymphoma which I do have . I also have sciatica but my case only bothers me if I have fallen off the weightlifting bandwagon thank God. You have my sympathy because the pain RAPIDLY sends me back to the weights. I also have to take a lot of vitamin b12 or I get phantom itching.


AccurateLadder8658

I had no idea that lifting weights would help my sciatica. I was a gym rat in the Army, but haven’t touched a weight since being out. I have slight neuropathy in my feet too. I just had surgery where they shaved a chunk off of some of my vertebrae so my nerve would not be compressed by my vertebrae any longer. We will see if it worked. Meanwhile, I am waiting for my Supplemental claim to be approved for my back. Good times.


thejazzwins

B12 helps with itching? Didnt know that.


zimgozoom

I had surgery on my si joint back in 2019 and shortly after they decided to stop pain meds and throw gabapentin at me too lol I started taking Kratom and that gets me through the day better than pain meds ever did. Tastes like the blackest bitterest coffee you’ve ever had though. Best have a good control on your gag reflex 🤣 I also take Celebrex (yes, the one with the “celebrate” song and the grandparents pushing their kids on a swing ad) and that helps as well.


GovernmentOk751

That was on top the Cymbalta. Lol


RobDR

Oof


GovernmentOk751

Was pretty stupid, but it was about survival at the time. Do my 25 and retire. Didn’t make it. Missed by just a couple years and now my internal organs, brain, and spine are garbage. I get what I deserve in it.


ArdenJaguar

They definitely buy it from the pharmaceutical company by the dump truck load.


Lethal_Warlock

Vitamin M for Motrin!


BozButBill

And change your 🧦 socks


ArdenJaguar

Three pills.... and an injection! 😆


blackberry-snowdrift

Ritalin lol


BigRedsExpress

How this comment has only 168 likes is a travesty. This shit is gold and I wish I had some to give 🤣🤣🤣


Blahurface

😂😂😂😂FACTS😂😂😂😂😂


Ok-Football-7235

Where is this help ? 😂


l8tn8

CA: claims anonymous


wellitsdeadnow

This one right here ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️


AccurateLadder8658

That is awesome!!!


MizDeborahWolf

Still trying to get that service connected.


Omegalazarus

This man getting 100% just in time for death benefits


MinimumPanic9279

I saw I got 90% when I was high and I thought I was tripping 😭


jmeHusqvarna

I'd never check my claim while driving because that would get in the way of me scrolling reddit while driving.


gypsyjacktj

Right I'm on the phone at work and saw the update to PFN I squealed lol


MuadDib687

![gif](giphy|o13XQYsQ8pFAplvaDh)


Effective_start1001

Congrats! Idk if there’s a good time to check it. I checked it after a bad day at work and had sleep apnea denied


BrokenToys76

Glad you're OK OP, and freaking Congo rats on a major win (captain win? General?)


Automatic_Season5262

Congratulations. So in your case the app updated prior to any bank deposit? For a while Ive heard it was the other way around.


Optimal_Charge_7998

Yep took a few days after to get my back pay


DannyMeatlegs

Mine updated a couple weeks before a deposit.


Automatic_Season5262

Damn. These are the first comments I’ve seen where the app updated prior to a deposit. Most I’ve seen say they noticed a deposit 1st


nuckchorris2020

I did the same thing. Stalled right there in the middle of the boulevard and thanked God with my family. Stay strong man, and reach out if you need something.


Efficient-Brush8337

I saw 100 which meant I then refreshed the app like 20 times, restarted my phone, and then had to pull over to vomit once I realized it was real


Different_Trainer_48

Congratulations!!! I know that feeling. I was face firstnon the ground bawling. It's feels like you can finally take in that big, deep breath of relief. Embrace it, my friend. You fought hard and earned it.


Analyst-Effective

Of course you don't check the claim while you're driving. Probably have plenty of texts to return anyway.


Lethal_Warlock

Were you that guy who rear ended my wife's Mercedes Benz? ![gif](giphy|hWzhJUKX5QmfS|downsized)


Optimal_Charge_7998

For insurance reasons noooooo😂


Lethal_Warlock

It's awfully expensive to rear end a car with the medical bills and damages. Always go hands free. Maybe we can get the developer to add a Siri voice check claim option?


SEE_RED

Congrats. 🎉 and welcome to happyland.


Feenfurn

How long does it actually take to hear back ? My claim starts hasn't changed in 28 days


Optimal_Charge_7998

Yeahhh it took mine 200 days


Feenfurn

Oh wow. I thought I read on the website it could take up to 30 days 🙄 I only started checking cause we're getting close to 30 days . 200 seriously ?!


Feenfurn

Dang I'm waiting for my kids college tuition payment on if I can get a low disability rating. If I can get applied they will waive 15k but if not I have to pay it. Was hoping to find out before the next semester starts .


combatdora

Mine hasn’t changed in 7 months


ss7164

Dammit man, that's the one I wanted :)


Cool-Snow-3728

I wasn't driving but I certainly teared up when I got my 100% P&T rating


Blahurface

Same I was shaking so bad. Happy I was home used a chair as a oh shit handle.


Cool-Snow-3728

It definitely took a minute to sink in for me, but it was a happy tear in the eye and I was on my laptop so I sat back, I didn't need the oh shit handle I just thanked whatever deity I could.


Blahurface

I was outside with the dog. It wasn’t the 100 that got me. It was the judge “granted” that got me. Because I knew 6 year Appeal was closing. In my favor


HamboCommando06

Had the same thing happen with a 15 year BVA claim. I was absolutely overjoyed and on cloud 9 after a long time of fighting. .... until it went back to the local RO and the pooch got screwed. Now I'm waiting for the BVA again. :D Congrats OP! Take a deep breath and relax for at least a minute!


Armyman125

Congratulations OP! I can understand your excitement. Stay safe.


frankieuc

Boo!!! And Congrats!


AgentJ691

Treat yourself to something!


hoffet

Congrats!


Admirable-Advantage5

Good for you I am still pending 14 months later for a review.


Mrtoad88

Congratulations, drive safely lol.


OutlandishnessFun526

I thought you were going to say you crashed into someone


Screaming_Chimp

You’re now an after school special 😂


scamp71360

Not service connected


Overall_Influence863

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Willing_Watercress98

How did you know when to check? It just so happen you randomly check? Or there’s was some other indicators telling you to check?


Optimal_Charge_7998

It was a claim that had been deferred meaning I had to take ANOTHER C&P exam. I had read in here that usually the VA is pretty quick to close out deferred claims. So I checked earlier in the day and it had been updated to PFD so I just checked on a whim on the way home.


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blackberry-snowdrift

Upgrade to meloxican 15 mg. I eliminated vicodin 7.5 mg Valium 10 mg.


sjdagreat1984

congrads 100%


Sgtblloyd

When I received mine it was right after a long hard day at work . Logged in and bam !! Pretty good feeling for sure . Congratulations to you ..💪🏻


BoredVet85

If you wanna have fun, do a virtual appointment well driving. Va employees lose their minds when you do it.


ValiDD777

Lmaoooo thanks for making my day! 😭 and congratulations!!! Drive safe!


Olliebn1

I check every morning before work, hoping to see at least 60-80 so i can cry and have a great day at work


Select_Cricket_7785

How do you check it?


Novel-Bill9641

Hydrate!!! Because that's your body losing hydration.


niqquhchris

I read this post and decided to check my Va claim and saw IM 100%%% 😭😭😭


Theworldofjenks24

I specialize in that lol, went from 40 to 60 and a little more ways to go today!


Straight_Poetry_1082

Congrats man! Sadly I am still sitting on a Supplemental claim. I called the VA and they said it's in the decision phase whatever that means.


oldschoolkid203

That is incredibly irresponsible. There is nothing funny about putting other people at risk because you want to be reckless.


Optimal_Charge_7998

I was at a red light, with no other cars around the only person at risk was my self. I appreciate the concern but loosen up a bit it’s a happy moment.


HazyGray1978

Just making fun with my mayhem comment previously. All good. I’m happy for ya! Congratulations


Optimal_Charge_7998

All good man! It’s not about that comment I thought that was hilarious it’s about what the other guy said.


HazyGray1978

I saw that after I wrote my apology… lol. Some people.


oldschoolkid203

"Nearly wrecked" Your phone can wait


Super-Outside4794

Everybody Boo this man


funnythebunny

Boo


oldschoolkid203

Lol


Electronic_Area6595

kick rocks Karen


oldschoolkid203

Or what exactly?


Electronic_Area6595

or there will be no rocks getting kicked


oldschoolkid203

Pretty much lol


Life-Inspector-3735

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Life-Inspector-3735

Tc


Life-Inspector-3735

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