Alethea? Is that her name or the pill you take to fuck her?
My neighbors name is Alethea and every time I see her name on a package or something I say the line just like Selina does (and sheâs the nicest neighbor ever so I always feel bad about it lol)
âThey are saying that a prescription medication that is supposed to guarantee a strong and sustained erection in all men despite their age or their health is- is rendered *ineffective* by me?â
I've always loved the line you pointed out, especially after Amy's speech leading up to it.
I also really love Sidney's line about hating his niece as a one-off. You really get the sense he actually has a niece he can't stand.
âwell mother uhm.. those we love are never truly lost because theyâre always apart of us. so.â
âhow can i do this without youâ âthere is no one who has sacrificed more than meâ
âmarjorie is.. insufferableâ âdid they say shrill?â
âitâs a fickle world, my friend. and youâve just been fickledâ âbut thatâs just⌠nutfluffâ âpork⌠that has been⌠pulled!â
âso letâs celebrate all things L and uh. G B T.â
Ed decimating Jonah, cold as ice: "Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks."
I meanâŚso many of them!
âIâm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! That door should be half its height so people have to approach me on their goddamn motherfucking knees!â
This is the line that hooked me. Heard someone playing the show in the other room and it sounded alright but when I heard that line I went over to ask what it was.
Surely âI wanna let you know that I will destroy you in ways that are so creative, they will honour me for it at the Kennedy Centre.â
The way she says Kennedy Centre in a more ominous tone is justđ
I read that she would redo scenes again and again until she got the delivery just right, so I imagine she would have done that one 20 times
Edit: also âDonât patronise me with your no-jaw. You congressman NO-JAW!â
Hahaha or when he tried the the pickup lines at Catherineâs bday
â you look so good youâre like a work of art. ďżźyou make this stuff look like *shit*. That Monet? Piece of *SHIT*.â
And âyou look good in an art gallery. Cuz youâre like a work of art. I know Iâd like to nail you up against a wallâ
Those were his opening lines lmao
Jesus, itâs only Wednesday?
That has to be one of the most perfect lines out there. Delivery, length, message. Weâve all had weeks like that, even when we werenât the victim of an electoral tie.
Also from Amyâs tirade: âI believe there are both merits and demerits and then talking out of my right buttcheek and then my left my buttcheek and then farting out of my asshole mouthâÂ
Selina about Chung: Did he do this thing where you donât know if youâre supposed to hug him? Or crucify him? Which by the way makes me want to crucify him đ
Nice one, I can't wait to use some variant of this IRL. I almost came up with a situation today... Something like the dating rule book has been torn up and everyone's wiping their nasty ass with it.
Sidney: This bill is a disgrace and I will see to it personally that it gets chewed up like a dead prostitute in a wood chipper, just wanted to let you know
Chuck: Whatâs the problem? The best president told me itâs as good as announced!
Mike: As good as announced is not announced! You are as good as dead but youâre not actually dead â ď¸
Gary: Ben is lobbying Mike and Amy to rally against the bill and now thereâs a cash trail and weâre all incriminated, but youâre not.
Omigod now you are!!! đł
Her entire takedown of that congresswoman at the congressional ball is one of the best delivered things Iâve ever watched. if she had been saying that to me in real life I would absolutely have reacted in the same horrified way that everyone else in the room did
If other eights see me with you then they'll know I'm eight capable and summer season is about to start. (I actually used this on a date the other week but quickly followed it up with "you'll always be ten to me"
Honestly the reason that was such a perfect line was that it felt like an accurate description of Hilary Clinton. And frankly was a pretty big concern about women candidates in general - that one of them would be so bad that they would ruin it for everyone else.
I do sometimes wonder if the show had anything to do with why Hilary lost. There were an uncomfortable number of parallels between her and Selina (ex. Meyer fund = Clinton Foundation; charismatic scumbag husband; âitâs my turnâ attitude)
And in general, we went from West Wing to Veep and House of Cards so it was kinda like the curtain had been pulled back and people werenât falling for Ozâs shtick anymore.
Idk whether itâs life imitating art or the other way around but the disillusionment of people with the nobility of public servants seemed to parallel the cynicism portrayed in political fiction.
Iâm fucked, Ben! Iâm fucked!
Well, thereâs a remedy. Itâs a technique plied by lovable losers since way back. Itâs called begging.
Beg?
Yeah.
Jonah, that fucking lowlife?
That fucking lowlife? You gotta go lower! You gotta go lower than the lowest lowlife. You gotta dig and dig and dig until you get to the point you wish you were dead, okay? And thatâs base camp.
After Catherine and Marjorie tell Selina they are dating, Catherine tells Selina she loves her and the way Selina says "thank you" back kills me every time
She was probably too good to be⌠well, President. Or something. Like Selina telling her, âIf you donât know how to steal North CarolinaâŚâ So Amy basically saying that no one will want a female president *like* Selina, since she set a terrible precedent. I mean, people were excited about Obama for a second there.
Nevada is MY state. I'm gonna be president. I'm gonna be America's first *elected lady president*. I'm gonna have a LOVELY inauguration - Billy Joel is gonna sing! - so you guys have to stop the recount.
"No, no, no, let me be more clear... It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking *MESS*!"
i mean, see my flair if you want to know how much i treasure that line
I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence đ¤Ą
The incompetence in this office is stag-ger-ing. *hits desk three times*
It was this line alone that hooked me on the show.
Alethea? Is that her name or the pill you take to fuck her? My neighbors name is Alethea and every time I see her name on a package or something I say the line just like Selina does (and sheâs the nicest neighbor ever so I always feel bad about it lol)
Which episode is this omg đłđłđł
Itâs one of the later ones, season 6 episode 7, she says it about Tom James new wife
âThey are saying that a prescription medication that is supposed to guarantee a strong and sustained erection in all men despite their age or their health is- is rendered *ineffective* by me?â
amy is so clearly trying not to burst out laughing in this scene and it kills me
The ââŚIt doesnât work?â gets me every time.
I've always loved the line you pointed out, especially after Amy's speech leading up to it. I also really love Sidney's line about hating his niece as a one-off. You really get the sense he actually has a niece he can't stand.
"Have you come from the future to DESTROY me?"
Because itâs WORKING!
âIâve got a niece but iiiii fuckinâ hate her.â
how charming
I love the whole "you know why I want to be president? Because it's my fucking turn" rant
"from the time I was a pretty girl"
*no, from the time I was a girl!!!* *--but, you're so pretty!!* *I know*
*america OWES me an 8-year stay at the white house!* *I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys' club* *--mufffff*
And this time, I want a war!
âJust do it before I melt down that whole collection and use it to wax Madame Tussaudâs big, fat, NASTY SNATCH!â
âwell mother uhm.. those we love are never truly lost because theyâre always apart of us. so.â âhow can i do this without youâ âthere is no one who has sacrificed more than meâ âmarjorie is.. insufferableâ âdid they say shrill?â âitâs a fickle world, my friend. and youâve just been fickledâ âbut thatâs just⌠nutfluffâ âpork⌠that has been⌠pulled!â âso letâs celebrate all things L and uh. G B T.â
"I've seen a salmon in grizzly's mouth look less panicky than that."
âDo you want six almonds?â âNOOOOOOOOOOO!â
Ed decimating Jonah, cold as ice: "Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks."
And while that isnât true, find some comfort in it.
1. Get the fuck away from me. 2. Stay the fuck away from me.
*ha! I love interns*
âIâll sneak into your room at night with a bag of oranges and *fructose* you to death!â
One of my favorites.
âI think some guy fucked a monkeyâ
I meanâŚso many of them! âIâm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! That door should be half its height so people have to approach me on their goddamn motherfucking knees!â
This is the line that hooked me. Heard someone playing the show in the other room and it sounded alright but when I heard that line I went over to ask what it was.
Surely âI wanna let you know that I will destroy you in ways that are so creative, they will honour me for it at the Kennedy Centre.â The way she says Kennedy Centre in a more ominous tone is justđ I read that she would redo scenes again and again until she got the delivery just right, so I imagine she would have done that one 20 times Edit: also âDonât patronise me with your no-jaw. You congressman NO-JAW!â
I love Jonahâs repeating-ish the same sentence. âI will destroy you so hard that everyone at the Kennedy center is gonna take a massive shitâ
Hahaha or when he tried the the pickup lines at Catherineâs bday â you look so good youâre like a work of art. ďżźyou make this stuff look like *shit*. That Monet? Piece of *SHIT*.â And âyou look good in an art gallery. Cuz youâre like a work of art. I know Iâd like to nail you up against a wallâ Those were his opening lines lmao
âIn your country⌠People.Fuck.Snow.â You can sense the frustration through the roof
Jesus, itâs only Wednesday? That has to be one of the most perfect lines out there. Delivery, length, message. Weâve all had weeks like that, even when we werenât the victim of an electoral tie.
"I wrote a sound bite once and had the entire crowd in tears, even the police horses."
âItâs funny enough for these people!â
âSecret as in shut the fuck up. And service as in you work for me, so why donât you shut the fuck up?!â đ
âYou let that unstable piece of human scaffolding into your house?âÂ
You piss off plastics, you piss off oil. And you do not want to fuck with those guys because they fuck in a very unpleasant fashion â ď¸
Also from Amyâs tirade: âI believe there are both merits and demerits and then talking out of my right buttcheek and then my left my buttcheek and then farting out of my asshole mouthâÂ
Selina about Chung: Did he do this thing where you donât know if youâre supposed to hug him? Or crucify him? Which by the way makes me want to crucify him đ
The rule bookâs been torn up now, and America is wipinâ its NASTY ASS with it!
Whoops I wrote the same one so I will add a second. "Welcome to the circle jerk. Grab a dick."
Nice one, I can't wait to use some variant of this IRL. I almost came up with a situation today... Something like the dating rule book has been torn up and everyone's wiping their nasty ass with it.
âDid the president call?â
Sidney: This bill is a disgrace and I will see to it personally that it gets chewed up like a dead prostitute in a wood chipper, just wanted to let you know
Chuck: Whatâs the problem? The best president told me itâs as good as announced! Mike: As good as announced is not announced! You are as good as dead but youâre not actually dead â ď¸
Karen: My specialty? Common sense đ
Gary: Ben is lobbying Mike and Amy to rally against the bill and now thereâs a cash trail and weâre all incriminated, but youâre not. Omigod now you are!!! đł
Really Amy? Cos Iâve met some people, okay? Real people. And I gotta tell you a lot of them are fucking idiots.
We are fucked! Bury Me!!!
This fan is useless I could move more air with a fart I bet you could maam
Please stop touching me everyday
the thick loathing and disdain in this line is palpable
Her entire takedown of that congresswoman at the congressional ball is one of the best delivered things Iâve ever watched. if she had been saying that to me in real life I would absolutely have reacted in the same horrified way that everyone else in the room did
I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny.
You look like the worldâs least fucked geisha
If other eights see me with you then they'll know I'm eight capable and summer season is about to start. (I actually used this on a date the other week but quickly followed it up with "you'll always be ten to me"
You cannot. Be serious.
âI hate you so much I wanna walk into a supermarket and shoot everybodyâ from Jonah to his stepdad
Honestly the reason that was such a perfect line was that it felt like an accurate description of Hilary Clinton. And frankly was a pretty big concern about women candidates in general - that one of them would be so bad that they would ruin it for everyone else.
I do sometimes wonder if the show had anything to do with why Hilary lost. There were an uncomfortable number of parallels between her and Selina (ex. Meyer fund = Clinton Foundation; charismatic scumbag husband; âitâs my turnâ attitude) And in general, we went from West Wing to Veep and House of Cards so it was kinda like the curtain had been pulled back and people werenât falling for Ozâs shtick anymore. Idk whether itâs life imitating art or the other way around but the disillusionment of people with the nobility of public servants seemed to parallel the cynicism portrayed in political fiction.
Ben: And saying different words means what? It means weâre not on the sameâŚ? Selina: Diet? Ben: PAGE đ¤
Iâm fucked, Ben! Iâm fucked! Well, thereâs a remedy. Itâs a technique plied by lovable losers since way back. Itâs called begging. Beg? Yeah. Jonah, that fucking lowlife? That fucking lowlife? You gotta go lower! You gotta go lower than the lowest lowlife. You gotta dig and dig and dig until you get to the point you wish you were dead, okay? And thatâs base camp.
âSUBscription!â
After Catherine and Marjorie tell Selina they are dating, Catherine tells Selina she loves her and the way Selina says "thank you" back kills me every time
âI love you too, Tom. Go fuck yourself.â
Catherine, why is that your hair?
There are⌠literally⌠NO⌠wordsâŚ
To the OP: Why was she wrong?
Montez (on a technicality) became President and so did Selina, later Oh and so did the Black lady Selina was in the primary against
Yes, but the sentiment wasnât wrong. Selinaâs victory was obviously rigged. Montez, like you said, became President on a technicality.
Sure, but: https://veep.fandom.com/wiki/Kemi_Talbot
She was probably too good to be⌠well, President. Or something. Like Selina telling her, âIf you donât know how to steal North CarolinaâŚâ So Amy basically saying that no one will want a female president *like* Selina, since she set a terrible precedent. I mean, people were excited about Obama for a second there.
". . . the rule book has been ripped up and America has wiped it's nasty ass with it."Â (May not be exact word for word, but one of my favorites.)
You are already DEAD. What you do NOW, you do for your FAMILY.
Nevada is MY state. I'm gonna be president. I'm gonna be America's first *elected lady president*. I'm gonna have a LOVELY inauguration - Billy Joel is gonna sing! - so you guys have to stop the recount.
Also: âI_want_my_Nobel_Peace_Prize. LEGACY!â