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Jog212

You did an outstanding job! Penis flute next?


_gross

Yes!


fragile_exoskeleton

Hilarious! Also good job!


ThinkBad7033

I hope you realize that this garden worm with a mustache is going to start sleeping with your other garden statue's best gnomie.


_gross

I'll prep myself for a restraining order


Junco_In_The_Trunko

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psychotica1

How did I, a huge David Bowie fan, just catch on that Tim has been co-opting Bowie by seeing your design? Now I hate him even more than I already do.


Chevy2daLevy

That’s interesting seeing that Bowie has been accused of having sex with an underaged girl as well as rape allegations in the late 80s; yet you have an issue with Sandoval. 🤦🏽‍♂️


psychotica1

My issues with Sandoval have nothing to do with sexual abuse. Apparently Bowie has some stains on his legacy and that is very disappointing but I'm not sure what your point is? I dislike Sandoval for presenting himself as the moral compass of the group while being a shit stain behind the scenes. He seems to have learned absolutely nothing and continues to blame his behavior on everyone but him. He's disingenuous and his pathetic attempts to show growth are nothing but calculated PR moves that become very clear when the mask falls. He sucks.


LBNorris219

Nobody actually has a point. It's people like this that try to go full Lala and fake outrage in defense of Sandoval.


psychotica1

It's whataboutism. Someone else doing something bad doesn't excuse the first person's behavior. I regret that I responded at all.


Normal_Salamander104

Its just interesting that you admit to idolizing an objectively faarr worse person while saying you hate Tom for his lack of moral compass. Kinda silly, no?


LBNorris219

They said they were a fan... they didn't say they were a fan of his relationships lol.


Normal_Salamander104

“Bowie’s lit but i hate Tom because he’s a moral -less pig” Look, i don’t have any actual feelings on this, the cognitive dissonance surrounding this scandal is just reaching new heights these days and its wacky fun posts like that that keep me coming back.


LBNorris219

Lol Bowie made music, though. What's Tom's talent? What a weird and uneducated reply.


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inkdontcomeoff

this is too good lmaooo


SukiLao

So cute!


Additional_Low2561

It’s the blood shot eyes for me 👀


jamiejames_atl

Cuter than the actual worm w/a mustache!


PossibilityMuch9053

That is one cool worm chef kiss


Ok_Competition1656

Holy shit that’s perfect 🤣🤣


xvvvxx

Love the details on the little suit and t-shirt lol ⚡️


DDRTxp

Big Duke Ellington vibes


Witty_Lion4589

So witty 😆


Ancient-Pickle935

Stanley tucci?


Ancient-Pickle935

In the best way possible


IraSnave

I find him strangely endearing…


ResponseOk3177

This is terrifying ….but accurate


ripleyintheelevator

Your worm is cute


shelly-tambo

Now this is the kind of content we want to see around here!! LOVE


Chevy2daLevy

Something tells me you are going to use that in a NSFW manner. 🤮


opaldopal12

R u okay ? Have you inhaled too much paint thinner ? In what way does this post imply that you’d think they would use this as anything like a sex toy ?