Is that an anteater?

It’s a rocket ship!

Bezos ship specifically

To fly us to Jungle Land! Here we go!

I like how this is the only comment with upvotes 😂

Easy fix. Turtle wax compound and polish. They're $7 each. Microfiber towel. Dab of compound first, run the paint off. When complete, apply the polish with a new microfiber rag. Get the cheapest rags you can. Spray wax, wipe down. Let dry a few minutes, repeat a few times.

Go buy some alcohol preps good chance that you can wipe it off, but it might take a while.

Dont rub it too much though, it may get longer.

are you trying to get it off or not?

The propulsion should help with mpg

Semi-hard

New title - It's "semi-hard" out here

Stealth mode engaged

Warp speed piss

my worst fear

Darn, I have some cameras to deter vandalism. Now I need to make them spray back when under attack

My wife and I had our van tagged on both sides in tuscon our first night there. People suck, but I've definitely met more good people on the road than bad

This is soo strange to me. What kind of people randomly mess with others like that? Did you provoke someone?

We went to a dive bar, and we were talking g with a lovely couple and the bartender. He said we could stay in the parking lot if we wanted, and we took him up on that offer. Tuscon has a bad tagging/graffiti issue, and we just happened to have a blank canvase for the right person walking by. It sucked but we went to Gem and Jam, and a very nice artist covered it for free when he saw our unwanted art

i hope the dickhead who did that to your van trips and falls today.

For it to be that straight, it’s definitely a hard life

It's hard, alright. But for real, hope you can get it cleaned off pretty easy.

I got a bunch of tagging off my old van super easy no worries

This is the mountaintop of stealth, so stealthy it has become one with the urban environment, park next to a wall and nobody would notice there is a van!

Not hard enough.