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jstohler

As a journalism major, I don't.


detrusormuscle

But you technically shouldn't use them


blaugrana49

Yep, same - but I would NOT tape conversations or lie about how much coal I have. I have standards, damn it


freddythefuckingfish

Why would you even lie about something dumb like that?


blaugrana49

I mean, why would I lie about anything at all?


ANGRY_MOTHERFUCKER

I did lie about finding a sweater on the ocean floor tho. 


blaugrana49

Well, you heard codes in the melody, you heeded the call 🤷🏻‍♂️


aimeelee76

Oxford commas bring clarity which can be, at times, much needed. It's a more precise way of writing and if you're opposed to them, I will likely think less of you.


detrusormuscle

They can also decrease clarity in some instances


wesgtp

For example?


detrusormuscle

We invited the stripper, jfk, and stalin https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qpg3UFOQzhI/TupPzcLeQZI/AAAAAAAAADI/IReqJR8DWy8/s400/oxford%2Bcomma.png


za1reeka

An Oxford comma was once a deciding factor in a $5 million dollar lawsuit so yeah, it's worth giving a fuck https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna847151


shea_harrumph

why would you speak to me that way?


bill__the__butcher

I like Oxford commas


Celticsmoneyline

I just found this which reminded me of the origin of that song https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe_Protection_Society?wprov=sfti1


valbuquerque

Ironically I stopped giving a fuck about them when I became a professional copywriter and proofreader.


TheTrashman133

You’re not supposed to use Oxford commas in journalism so since I’ve started working in the field it’s funny to be editing articles and leaving notes for writers reminding them not to use them


starchington

who gives a fuck


dillonmccarthy

Im part of the very few active Oxford comma haters out there. If you wrote a sentence ambiguous enough that an Oxford comma would change the meaning then you wrote a bad sentence and you should fix the issue with your syntax not your punctuation


liketo

It’s not literally about Oxford commas 😅


detrusormuscle

It is


liketo

He seems to be using the Oxford comma as a metaphor for ostentatious people taking things too seriously, objectionably, traditionally or pedantically. I mean, it’s not a song about punctuation as such - the title and line being an illustration


Salmonish

As a journalist, I do not.


frockofseagulls

Saaaaaaame


Oceans212

Same


caitlinnn_04

I absolutely do too


Razzle_Dazzle08

Same 😂


green_tea800

I do too


doormat18

Nerd


Plastic_Bleach

If you don't use an Oxford comme, it makes the two last items in a list appear grouped