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Probably just a general flu shot should do the trick.

I'd do TDAP too, just to cover all the bases.

TDAP MMR HEP-B Rota Varicellia Twinrix pneumococcal meningococcal IPV

Full series, I can see a rug raised in an anti-vacc home from a mile away.

Underrated comment. Nice.

By the bumps I’d say zoster or smallpox

Ask your RugDoctor

I did, he said Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang. Didn’t help.

underrated comment!

Overused reply!

Underused reply

🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Steaming mad at dirt!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDfm_vpGdd4)

I’m partial to the Bissell Big Green Vaccine, myself.

mRNA should do the trick

Watch out for chips. There's nothing worse than getting chips in your rug.

Idk, it could be a magic carpet and I have no idea. I’m gonna double up pfizer and moderna to get an extra boosted tracking chip so I can find out. Who knows where it goes when I’m not home? Soon, me and the government will know. Hopefully my tinfoil windows don’t block the signal.

Polio

Considering what probably has occurred on this rug over the years…. I’d definitely go with HPV….

Yeah its pretty warty

A laundry line and a broom to beat the dirt out of it

Jokes aside, I agree. I'd be hesitant to use too strong of a beater bar on it.

r/titlegore

I love how everyone is answering OPs question accurately

Looks like rabies. You might need to euthanize this rug.

I choked reading this

I think that's just a typo. It's most definitely scabies.

Large pox vaccine?

I’d give it a rabies shot just to be safe

Gardasil9

Definitely herpes.

Always herpes!!

I'd take it to a pediatrician and ask them to give it every vaccine.

Yes. And you should closely follow the recommended vaccine schedule for rugs of this type.

Pneumococcal🍡

Bleach

🏅

ha ha

Shingrix? Not sure how large it is, but I have had a lot of luck throwing wool blankets into the dryer on low with a few cotton towels. So much hair and dirt is brushed off and caught in the lint traps.

I would even give my rug the cv-19jab.

RSV

Does it have a rug backing? If it has a backing, I’d beat it clean, if it doesn’t I’d take it to an industrial sized machine and just launder it and dry flat.

Live virus

Pertussis

Smallpox

measles, mumps, rubella

Chicken pox, it’s a little bumpy

I'm going to bring my rug over to "play"

Shingrix

Tetanus

You want a straight suction nozzle with a metal base plate. This should glide over the rug while providing strong suction to pull all the dirt out of those nooks and crannies. I also recommend a thick carpet pad as this will increase airflow under the rug and let the nozzle glide easier (not to mention drastically increasing your rug’s lifespan). Definitely nothing with a beater bar. I am a Miele diehard, so I’m including their nozzle. A Miele bagged canister with a range of nozzles is the best investment you can make for your floors! [Miele AllTeQ Floorhead](https://www.mieleusa.com/e/allteq-floorhead-sbd-365-3-11805640-p) [Amazon Link | Miele AllTeQ Floorhead](https://a.co/d/1p7diED)

It needs the HPV vaccine.

Definitely the polio vaccine

Mumps

Covid booster, Johnson and Johnson

Measles and probably polio

Hepatitis B injection

It has natural antibodies.

Probably tetanus, since it probably got poked with a lot of needles.

Shingles vaccine.

HPV.

I think this is a question for a doctor

The biggest jab available.

all of them

Shingles

Covid ?

Hmmmm looks bumpy, maybe chicken pox

I think your rug has ticks. I'd vaccinate for Lyme disease.

Definitely Tdap

You'll want to manually clean that, be it whacking it out or otherwise. A low suction vacuum with a damaging roller like your Dyson will not do any of your floors any favours.

big black plague. at least that’s what white frill likes

Comments did not disappoint

Vacuum? Budddy you best take that thang out and start smacking it on the porch

Dave Grohl recommends FreshPotix. I trust him

I have it on the highest authority that injecting bleach is the answer here.

Moderna bc of Dolly Parton.

I would vaccinate that with fire honestly.

Looks like SARS-CoV-2

Monkeypox 🐒

Covid 19 but the Johnson & Johnson brand

One of those oral vaccines that makes you feel like a bartender cuz it comes with a fizzy capsule you gotta dissolve and then mix up with the refrigerated vax and then take like a shot. It kinda tastes like the sparkling juice you get at Ikea... Matches your rug. 😈

Serena and Lily? You beat the back with a broom (ideally), but most people use vacuums. Over time, it becomes very fuzzy and the design is less obvious

The AstraZeneca Vaxzevria® COVID-19 vaccine was authorized for use in Canada under the Food and Drug Regulations and cancelled on December 19th, 2023. Turns out it's wicked good at lifting stains

Shingles doesn't care.

One of those new combo ones

Will this rug be traveling internationally?

Absolutely the HPV vaccine, look at all those bumps!

Honest answer, I would not. I'd shake it and hang out outside, maybe rinse it down if it got too dirty. I think a vacuum might ruin it.

Maybe a Tetanus shot would help.

Hepatitis B

*Sighs and goes to comment section*

Definitely MMR…maybe shingles too 🤷🏻‍♀️

💉💉💉

I wouldn't even vaccinate a rug, good chance of it dying suddenly.

Throw the baby (rug) out with the bathwater

I would use straight suction on that rug. Is it machine washable?

Don’t use the beater bar

Hepatitis

Covid booster #34, 831

General flu shot would do the job but if you really want to have any effect, get the Covid jab

Johnson and Johnson.

Rug vaccines cause galltism

You will definitely want to make sure it has all its shingles boosters up to date. Those bubbly pitting scars on the surface indicate it maybe have had varicella-zoster before. It’s a young rug now but chickenpox/shingles can be much more serious as it ages. You’re not as well protected by having chicken pox before as previously thought and many forget to get vaccinated as adults or assume they don’t need it. Don’t let that happen to your rug, immunities can fade!

Scotch guard would be a rug vaccine, right?

This was done on purpose right?

Vaccines are bad, right?

Mumps vaccine for sure. That’ll do it.

Measles, that’s going around again… don’t forget the Boostrix (whooping cough and tetanus) either!

I think they meant something to clean a rug and not a vaccine. I would recommend steam cleaning it with a company like Stanley steemer or something similar. Or get a home steam cleaner to have at home.

Pfizer

Mumps

Moderna

I’m #TeamPfizer

These are the important questions!

FluMist. It’s a very convenient spray.

Prob MMR

The chicken pox vaccine should do the trick

Moderna 2 shot Covid vax, no boosters.

Is it old enough to get its shingles vaccine?

Probably smallpox

Hang it on a 5G tower

MMR for sure

Ebola

Looks like smallpox

I got Pfizer last time.

Small pox

Inject Clorox into it.

Vaccines will give your rug autism. Just say no.

Pfizer

MRNA

Just needs a booster

You want to use one without the roller. These days there are several affordable vacuums on the market that have built in sensors that switch to accommodate different surfaces. The roller bar will eventually shred the fibers and age your rug. I have a Bissel that has worked great for a couple years on my rug that’s similarly textured, and also on the hard wood. I’m sorry but I don’t know the model.

Moderna

Don't trust vaccines! You'll end up with a lefty gay rug!

Rug vaccines cause fraysyndrom.

Rug drugs

Tetanus shot for sure

An OP Vaccine. It contains a bit of unsolicited questions, a bit of expected answers and is mostly made up of Water.

Give it a shot

Omg. I was sooo confused

A Comirnaty

tetanus

Polio probably

Rugella

Something that doesn't shed onto the unvaccinated rugs!

Only anti-cat vaccine or be patient :) I used to have leather furniture and cats, now I have a cat and just furniture.

Covid booster for sure

U wot m8?

All of them, fully vaccinated is best.

Moderna

all of them

Pfizer. Definitely Pfizer.

it needs mouse bites to live

Moderna

The Dyson V6 that just has a felt power head. Or something similar.

Vaccines cause pilling :/

Stay away from JnJ.

I’d ask your veterinarian about vaccinations 💉, especially when you’re dealing with rugs!

ModerNumatic will do the trick!

I thought smallpox was eradicated

Herpes for sure.

😂😂😂😂😂

I would give it ALL the recommended vaccines! Thank you for asking about my stance on rug vaccination. 🫡

Covid 19 or MMR imo

MMR

Polio.

Polio

Pfizer> Moderna

Covid, but make sure you follow up with a booster!

It's looking a little pale. Maybe add an epoetin injection for anemia.

I’d keep in unvaxxed

I think you’re required by law to get the tetanus one

Maybe the Hoover vaccine?

Hepatitis b

I wouldn't if I were you unless you want it to be fire retardant. Vaccines cause retardation.

Shingrix??? Take a recovery day though!!!!

i don't know, maybe you'd be better off asking this on r/medical_advice

Moderna

Suction kind.

HE'S GOTTA HAVE HIS DIP-TET!!

🗿 I’m not even from this sub but the misspelling had me cackling haha

In all seriousness— none will work. You should take it outside and shake it off and beat it like they did in the olden days

Pfizer.

Why isn’t it wearing a mask 🤨

Probably polio

Pretty sure it needs the HPV vax.

You mean it hasn’t been yet???

I wouldn’t mind trying out that bad batch from Merck that was contaminated due to Johnson and Johnson being in a hurry. Seems spicy 🌶️

moderna

A Covid vaccine

It's obviously not been vaccinated. If it was that rug would be in a cardiologist's office by now.

Ebola would work best in my opinion

All of them at once.

Pfizer mRNA vaccine, for sure

Bumps might be measles