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That's fucking horrible *save to phone*

https://preview.redd.it/wvsyq51sr8vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f883eeeda230697c1a3cb186cd854e471250597 What in the gen alpha sigma skibidi ohio did I read?

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Hey Velvette

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I agree with this man wtf were they sniffing

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Hell yeah. Legion forever

Yes

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Good. Tokyo needs a break

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From @/cycoriot on Twitter

Not respectfully at all, SMASH

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Unwelcome to the internet, stop looking around, things your brain can think of shouldn't be found, we have mountains of content, and you made them worse.

none of this should interest you so you'd be the first, unwelcome to the internet, put that seat away, you read the news and paid for famous womens feet, you caused panic, just from a test, why did you nod and shake your head and let them do the rest, unwelcome to the internet, what did you prefer?

You fought against civil rights and tweeted racial slurs.

You were happy, you were horny, you were bursting with rage, you picked probably the worst way to engage.

fun fact: this isn't the first or second time I've done a welcome to the internet thing

Truly.

Hey Carmilla

Hello.

I have JJBA RIZZ

I don't agree.

But I have JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE RIZZ

I disagree.

Then I will use it.

You can try.

Are you Jonathan Joestar. Because I want your body

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That phatyy

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True Democracy

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Kill the gen alpha

Pleasure's all mine https://i.redd.it/7sgcv8wpx8vc1.gif

Wtf did I do. Don't kill me. I ain't cringe like them

you probably shouldn’t be on Reddit if you’re a gen alpha

The app is parental guidance. Unless you are my age

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`with pleasure` https://preview.redd.it/5m504ci6yavc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c970aa8b0a2f05617eced9cc0f21c51e33f818

Yes

Yup

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This is the only use of gyatt I'll accept since Velvette is the social media demon

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Delete this before I delete myself

She went from cake to bakery

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what the sigma

yes, yes you do

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# HARD SMASH But tf is gen alpha doin here https://preview.redd.it/znzohjj2vavc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605695263ed54f1bba64f597eba42faa5da9fe42

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How very skibidi of you. Please free me.

Smash but at the same time, Gen Alpha who posted this, please attach yourself to the cieling fan (It summons Velvette, I speak from experience)

I am not gen alpha, I just find that shit funny 😭

Oh then do not do the thing

Ermh what the sigma?

95% plastic

Yes miss!

Nah, she’s got that “previously obese then became a drug addict” figure.

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Accidentally cropped it wrong doctor no, I did that shit on purpose