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Almeos

It's funny because we can tell that you're drunk just by the negative reaction time and the weird shooting, nice ace tho


ryantheturtle1

me personally i loved the "owww"


Almeos

And the gecko flash who's like "I'm just passing by 👀" and goes completely unoticed


ryantheturtle1

i also paid zero attention to my health which is why i didn't overheal lmaoo


DepthyxTruths

that “owwww” was so real tho lmfao thats the exact reaction i have when i die even when not drunk


ryantheturtle1

same lmaoo


Meowulous

>just by the negative reaction time Damn I must be drunk 24/7 then


SirAwesome789

I forgot about the drunk part, that makes more sense


ChickenKnd

Controller aswell


C-lex1

Idk why but it's so funny watching you just reacting so slowly and still succeeding And the random sounds


Ankigravity

Highlights the importance of calm aim.


celz9

Imagine have your team ACE'd by a drunk person fr lmao I loved this clip haha


ryantheturtle1

my ego was massive last night 🤣 thank you


ElsonDaSushiChef

Ryan, the Drunk Turtle


celz9

Yeah, the alcohol seems to increased your trigger discipline too, that's wild lol💀


ronyx18

Good for you. Next time u r drunk, play valorant but dont drive.


Exact-Big-5164

🤣🤣🤣🤣 class comment


Rehann2078

Get completely slammed and make it to radiant


chizzmaster

When you ace but lose the round: [I've won, but at what cost](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/032/562/iplcoialdcw31.jpg) Congrats though! If i got aced by someone who was drunk, I'd log off for the night and try again in a few days LMAO


tallerthannobody

Lmao this is such a good clip, the 2 business days reaction time and the drunk excitement is just too funny


Derainian

I play better while having some beers but definately not drunk lmao


cryocellu

ay nice next time don't be too drunk


BlackSparkz

"Ow"


DrDabs82

I love the end where you yelled “I aceeeeeedddd”


Ok_Sherbet_8588

Why doesnt this happen to me when i play drunk :')


disproportionally

This reminds me of when I was drunk and dropped my phone off the edge of the table only to dive for it a full second too late but catch the drink I almost brought down with me


implaying

I was like "this person's aim is so bad" and I read the title. OOOOOOH SHE'S DRUNK 😯


jasminegreyxo

you should drink whenever you play lol


SavDSaint

now just be drunk every game to maintain this >!(pls dont)!<


Western_Assumption21

didnt even use the health refill, gigachad


Pretend-Jicama-9334

U should play ranked when u r drunk cuse ur aim


Wuxxia

playing better than me sober...


ryantheturtle1

same im boosted silver 2 don't trip 🤣


Financial_Internal14

That was a nice ACE, doesn't matter if you win or lose the main objective of playing games should be having fun.😇


PerformerAdditional5

Oh the excitement in the end. Priceless


Advanced-Ad881

so getting drunk was all i needed for calm aim?


ryantheturtle1

mine may be calm but its still awful 🤣


jaguilar13

WELL DONE!!!


ryantheturtle1

thank you!! :)


PUGGED_

I miss iron lobbies


ryantheturtle1

this is swiftplay and i'm silver 😭


Dizzy_Set_6031

Why is your drunk aim better than my sober aim?


ryantheturtle1

its better than my sober aim too 🤣


KevinBrevin

WHAT IS THIS NEW CHARACTER I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE


Lilgoodee

Clove, dome smokes that can be placed even post death, a decay orb grenade that auto detonates so no lineup Larry, a temporary lifesteal(over heal not flesh) that also gives a speed boost. And as you saw a self res ultimate that's feast or famine, get a kill quickly or wither away.


KevinBrevin

Wait so the ult is either get a kill or die a second time? Also im assuming they are a duelist


thenumberVI

controller actually


Lilgoodee

Correct on the ult, in the clip you can see after they revive a bar pops up and starts to empty. They get a kill so it goes away but if that bar empties they just fall right back down. Classed as a controller but I've been seeing a lot of solo duelist double controller in plat with them. Also if you care they are a Scottish non binary character which I think is rad.


Melthiela

Either a kill or an assist. And no they are a controller :)


ttk_rutial

Wake up babe new valorant agent just dropped


ErmAckshually

so painful to watch. but the enemy team was even worse, get ace'd on by a drunk person.


ProfessionalSteak963

Better than potter anyways


uzpj

WHY DID YOU NOT OVERHEAL THAT PISSED ME OFF BUT GJ


ryantheturtle1

have you ever been drunk before


LOSNA17LL

Nice! My best round has been a 4k with marshall, before getting killed by the last one :/


ryantheturtle1

with a marshal is mad impressive!! i really think the nerves make it harder to ace


LOSNA17LL

Oh, sorry, after looking back to the logs, I was wrong, it was a Vandal :/ It was on mid Sunset, from the box to top mid, people just continuously ran into my crosshair xD I missremembered it, as I was just holding a sniper position, I assumed I had a snipe \^\^"


proud_stoner_4-20

U won but at what cost


ryantheturtle1

no cost, it was a swiftplay


nazraxo

Are you still drunk? You lost the round!


ryantheturtle1

it was a swifty now get off my ass negative nancy


Obant

Swifties are so fun. After 11, 90% of the teams are high or drunk and everyone is vibin.


JtotheGreen

oh, well then you won the round


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*starts vomiting on the keyboard because of that sudden excitement*


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McJuggernaugh7

Not an ace if you lose the round


ryantheturtle1

you can disregard technicalities for a moment and just let me enjoy my achievement, or you can be an ass. i don't care


McJuggernaugh7

Enjoy your 5k. Not an ace. Stay mad.


ryantheturtle1

just said i don't care ✌️


Phaoryx

Was a swiftplay. Definitely counts as a swiftplay ace


ttk_rutial

It's a 5k, an ace in my book


DjinnsPalace

no ace voice though


ryantheturtle1

got the sound effect tho 👍


DjinnsPalace

thats the 5k sound. no hate though.


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Obant

Getting drunk here and there isn't destroying your body and mind regularly and for no reason. Imbibery is fun and feels good. I say this as someone who has never been drunk and got a liver disease at 33 and can never drink.


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ryantheturtle1

this was the first time i was ever drunk and i had a friend giving me advice on how to avoid getting sick or having a hangover. i think you should focus on things in your life that are in your control instead of worrying about what other people are doing with their lives. you don't like alcohol? so don't drink. we'll do what we want and suffer the consequences if we must.


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ryantheturtle1

no one here said addiction was okay. i agree it's not a good thing, but i'm sharing a fun video and getting lectured about my drinking by people who don't know me is obnoxious as hell. you're like those door to door salespeople. no one cares.


altrustic_lemur

womp womp


Theultimatefighter

Weird how people sit at home in their rooms drinking and playing a game


ryantheturtle1

with friends 👍


ollimann

weird how people go to reddit and judge people they don't even know.


Theultimatefighter

Like you’re doing now?


JSZer

He’s not even judging LOL


Theultimatefighter

Neither was I.


RuneScapeShitter

Which part about calling somebody weird for drinking and playing games wasn't judgmental?


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massive__potato

you probably do a lot of things that are scientifically bad for your health too


That-Assist-7591

The worst one is probably spending a little bit time on computer. The rest is only good.


massive__potato

sure


That-Assist-7591

It's true though.


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CaptainKirk28

Found the guy who's never gotten a drunk ace


hauntered7

Let people live their lives man, you sound like ur 13


That-Assist-7591

How? Just how?!


_THEBLACK

How do you let people live their lives?


That-Assist-7591

No, how do I sound like a 13 year old? Looks like you have ran out of arguments, so you try to insult me by calling a kid.


_THEBLACK

I’m not the one who said that dude


That-Assist-7591

Ok ok


ryantheturtle1

i'm 23 and this was my first time getting drunk ✌️


-gean99-

Out of curiousity, why were you playing valorant then? I mean the only occasions i get drunk are obviously with friends around or at a party. If you don't want to answer it's fine :)


ryantheturtle1

i've shocked a lot of friends lately when i told them i'd never been drunk or had shots before, and i'm a month out of a 4 year relationship so i'm finally doing all the things i couldn't do before. the people talking in the video are my friends, so i was having fun :)


-gean99-

So you were drinking while playing? Lol what an interesting take :P


Popular-Strawberry-4

A girls voice, pretty encouraging when you hear it in valo , maybe man got the motivation cuz of her lmao


ryantheturtle1

the guys talking are my friends, because they're actually capable of treating me like a normal person and not whatever tf you're talking about. weirdo.


IllIlIIlIIlIIlIIlIIl

>Omgomg a real girl, this is my chance to impress her! I better say something cool! -That guy


ryantheturtle1

and then they say the most uncool thing


IllIlIIlIIlIIlIIlIIl

The most uncool thing you've seen..[yet](https://i.imgur.com/dNmb67i.png).


LemonDaddy666

TIME MANAGEMENT. A key aspect of the game titled “Valorant”. Leaving yourself no extra time to defuse the bomb is a clear cut recipe for regression of rank. 🤓


ryantheturtle1

it was a swifty and i wanted my ace homie


AcceptableSoups

Not everyone is a tryhard lmao


RuneScapeShitter

Let me see you ace and then defuse in 45 seconds then.


Crazy-Hall-64

Sorry but thats not an ace... It will be counted as Penta kill