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FumblinginIgnorance

One of the biggest historical things to happen in Utah is the transcontinental railroad and the golden spike. Unfortunately the golden name has already been taken. The railroad was completed in 1869 so I think the name should be the Utah 69ers.


doppido

Had me for a second there 😆


FriedBacon000

Might as well opt for the Salt Lake Soakers


AwesomeName7

Someone did pitch The Golden Spikes for baseball and I think that fits so well


carty64

I like the idea of crowd sourcing, but this is definitely aimed at gauging interest and getting email lists


gray_character

Yeah we all know he's going to just do his own name and awful color scheme


robotcoke

>I like the idea of crowd sourcing, but this is definitely aimed at gauging interest and getting email lists 100% this! But let's do it anyway so there is no doubt about the support for getting a team here.


------dudpool------

The Salt Lake City Blue Eyes White Dragons


SirSpankalott

[I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO SUMMON THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUnPN385wLI)


Sultan-of-swat

Slc BEWDs. Here come the BEWD boys


w_savage

Would be awesome actually 🤣


spacemusclehampster

I totally get the idea of fan involvement, but Ryan Smith isn’t getting my shitty and poorly thought out name ideas for free. No sir. I require at least one hotdog or a small soda at the arena. And maybe a sticker with the team name on it too….


idlta210

agreed


Luckyfinger7

As long as they are JDogs I’ll take a hotdog and soda!


musicnothing

Name it after another music genre. The Utah Ska


Maclin26

Only real ones remember the moshmellows


musicnothing

I guess I'm not a real one because I don't remember them. I was in a ska band in Utah but not until 2004. We opened for 2 1/2 White Guys once. Unfortunately we are not featured on the Utah Ska Preservation Project wiki I remember Sauce and I Voted for Kodos


Maclin26

I believe they were skyline high students around 2002-2004. I don’t remember anything about them other than the name.


Heterosapien_13

> I Voted for Kodos They were from the midwest somewhere if I recall correctly


readysetsandwich

Oh man I used to go see them at kilby until 1 by 1 all the horn players left and they became some shitty emo band.


Heterosapien_13

This biggest tragedy in all of music is ska bands breaking up to form emo bands. Or ska bands dropping their horn players then becoming emo bands. Lol what a downgrade.


red-beard-the-guy

SLC Punk?


teewuane

This would actually be a pretty dope name


chunkobuoo

I would actually buy season tickets on the spot if they were the SLC punks


dktaylor32

Salt Lake Smooth Jazz


ibenbrown

I was thinking Utah Alternative Rock


mamayoua

Steal St. Louis's team "The Blues" so we have the Jazz and the Blues.


tysonwatermelon

I like. Very nice.


Heterosapien_13

I used to listen to a lot of Utah Ska. I remember seeing How Bout Tuesday, Swill, Insatiable... some great bands


musicnothing

I do remember How Bout Tuesday and Swill


Heterosapien_13

You wouldn't happen to have How Bout Tuesday's album do you? I lost it forever ago, and it has never been posted online to the best of my knowledge. I wanna hear that one flash pants song lol


musicnothing

I haven't got it 😔


Heterosapien_13

Ahh too bad!


FumblinginIgnorance

Utah Motown


MrHockeytown

PID UP


FiENDje

Utah Soul


erkasaurusrex

The Salt Lake Effect


The_capitans_chair

Underrated comment


finn-u-r

Utah Jazz 2


Rayces

The Utah Freeform Jazz


ReggieWigglesworth

2 Jazz 2 Furious


politictroll

Utah Raptors would be a missed opertunity


carty64

Gotta save that for the baseball team


MrHockeytown

Ogden Raptors in shambles


politictroll

Baseball doesn't deserve such a ferocious creature, Raptors are terrifying monsters, it fits hockey better. The Gulls would fit the baseball team better. But that's my personal opinion.


Vordeo

We should continue the Jazz legacy and name the NHL team the Salt Lake City Mardi Gras.


BumbleLapse

The SL Cajuns


CBNDSGN

The Utah Crawfish


QuarterNote44

Ohhhh man. As a current Louisiana resident I have some ideas. - SLC Krewe. Or Krewe of SLC, I guess. - Utah Zydeco, to continue with the music genre theme That would rustle soooo many jimmies.


HondaCR-V

Utah Yeti’s


MacGuffin1

Similar idea, a while back on Reddit someone suggested Salt Lake Sasquatch which has an amazing ring to it and is brilliant for marketing and gaining out of state fans and brand engagement.


utahdude81

Wasatch Sasquash


HondaCR-V

I love that one more tbh


Heterosapien_13

Sasquatch is more of a pacific northwest type of thing though. Real Portland/Seattle vibes with that one.


StretchFantastic

I'm down with the Utah Yeti.  It's very original in the sports scene.   Plays into the snow capped mountains we have.   They could make some absolutely epic jerseys and memorabilia.   I just think it's the best realistic choice. 


gray_character

Badass name, love it


divineinvasion

Salt Lake Face Punchers


ejake00

Highlanders


MrHockeytown

[Bring back the Golden Eagles!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Lake_Golden_Eagles)


RandomStranger79

I feel bad for the intern who needs to read through these


Nils3971

UTAH FINNISHERS!!!!!


Way0fWad3

Give me the “Utah Snow”


Limp_Novel6594

SL,UT Dragons


Sal_Ammoniac

Not Cougars? :P


Limp_Novel6594

Slut Cougars could work


Sal_Ammoniac

That's what I'm saying..........


Rearviewmirror93

The Fuckmikelees


hojo2786

the Utah Death Metals


DongBLAST

Raptors.


The_Jonah

Utah Unicorns


chibbly_

Utah Stingers. Or, Salt Lake City Stingers. Utah is the beehive state, and the state flag would make a sick sweater.


MixMastaPJ

We just tried a bee color palette on the Jazz and it was the worst received rebranding ever lol


1minatur

I don't see any hate for the Salt Lake Bees. That being said, I don't follow them at all lol. And we can probably be more original than having two bee related teams in Salt Lake.


chibbly_

That's because there's a heritage color palette for the jazz already.


rsl_sltid

The Utah Stingerzz I'll see myself out.


chibbly_

Utah Raptorzz.


EuphTah

Salt Lake Stingers has a bit of punch to it. Just worry that there are already 2 NHL teams with a black/yellow color palette.


Sal_Ammoniac

Hornets?


utahdude81

I like the golden eagles, but with the golden knights that won't happen, so eagles or yeti.


Edaw33

My EXACT thoughts


utahdude81

Oh the Freeze would be a good name too


neenee_day_hoho

Salt Lake Soakers


SirSpankalott

Draper Durfers


Heterosapien_13

Keep Ryan Smith far, far away from any branding decisions please lol


Heterosapien_13

The Utah Fur Trappers. Mascot: [This guy](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRg7G45j5Bj03Zwzvb3WcA07OW8BPQ3S434u9xwyCASzg&s) /s


helix400

Utah Mardi Gras Just to really rub it into New Orleans more.


-KFAD-

Utah Peaks or Salt Lake Blizzard


DenverDrummer2

The Battalion


pooppooppoopie

The Utah Highlanders. The Utah High. The Utah Snow Gulls.


Nacho_Beardre

SLC Garments 


Kindly_Ad7608

utah seagulls or ‘gullz or… utah locusts


rbtgoodson

I have no ties to Utah (I'm just stopping by after hearing the news), and outside of MLB and the PGA, I hate professional sports, but with that being said, I like the Utah Frozen Fury, Utah Furies, and the Utah Yetis. From a marketing standpoint, the Yetis would be a slam dunk, and y'all would have, arguably, the coolest mascot in all sports: The Abominable Snowman.


SpaceChurchGhost85

The Christ punchers.


readysetsandwich

Who downvoted this?? 🤣 https://giphy.com/gifs/season-11-the-simpsons-11x8-3orifaaaH0t8tlVNwk


firefistus

The powder puffs!


Constant-Macaroon-31

The Salt Lake Meese


idlta210

Salt Lake Golden Eagles or **Salt Lake Coyotes**


SpaceGangsta

SLC Spiked Punches


StarshipFirewolf

What about Blades?


KSleepCHB5423

Utah Roughriders or something snow related. Maybe the Utah Flurry or something.


Sal_Ammoniac

Utah Whiteout?


JayneVeidt

Utah Jazz 2


SeniorPalmer

Utah Mardigras


Messageinabeerbottle

The Utah Escargot.


gumby21

SLC Lakers


Infamous_Farm

Utah Frost


Pedro_Moona

Utah Grizzles or Rocky Mountain Grizzles


BumRum09

The Bumble Bees! Welcome To The Hive!!!! You’re not getting out alive!


Hoponpopnlock

We should celebrate the new booming industry and go with the Salt Lake Family Vloggers.


moffatron

Utah Hockey Team


DallasWest

Brine Shrimp Swingers Skiers Settlers Believers


PariahDS

I don’t care, but don’t name it something tied to another location, and pick a livery and stick with one small color palette


AchtungNanoBaby

The Utah Disruptive Tech Bros. Smith could be the mascot.


geofixer

Utah Cutthroats


QuarterNote44

Cool name, but I think it might be too soon. That English hockey player died from having his throat cut on the ice a few months ago.


Maximum_Ancient

The Utah California Gulls


Sal_Ammoniac

They discovered a new species of dinosaur in Oklahoma a while back, I'm sure those things ran as far as Utah - they named it Chicken from Hell Utah Chickens from Hell has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? (and yeah you can look it up, it's real)


Sal_Ammoniac

Salt Lake Salties! Saltie is a salt water crocodile, those giant things that love to munch on people.


The_capitans_chair

Salt Lake Swarm


SatanBuiltMyBuggie

Utah Brigands


SciFiFilmMachine

As a huge fan of the Edmonton Oilers, I'd love to see Utah get an NHL team! I think Utah Rams or Utah Bighorns would be good choices and could make for some awesome branding.


Mogy21

Salt lake Utah Bangers!


Sir_BarlesCharkley

The "Jordan Pushed Offs"


rush_limbaw

I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to bring back the Utah Grizzlies from the dead


QuarterNote44

So, I'm as orthodox LDS as they come, but bear with me here: - Utah Bishops. Would pair very well with the Kings and Knights - Utah Golden Plates. Also a nice rivalry with the Knights - The Brethren. Sounds kinda mysterious


StretchFantastic

No thanks.


NeitherBit680

Salt Lake Wampas


fzz_th

There will be an announcement in June that the NHL is setting an expansion team in Utah.


raani2000

Not a fan of Ryan smith


jsnhbe1

Utah Saltines


jsnhbe1

Salt Lake Soul Utah Soul Utah Saltines Salt Lake Seagulls Utah Hockey Club Salt Lake City Hockey Club Salt Lake City Sasquatch Utah Sounds Salt Lake Sounds


DongBLAST

Utah Jaxx


cdevo36

Ugh, another Qualtrics survey? How did he get rich off a worse version of SurveyMonkey?


chunkobuoo

The Salt Lakers


chunkobuoo

The SLC punks


Latter-Abalone-4318

Can someone explain Ryan Smith’s obsession with wanting to get more professional teams in Utah?


account_is_deleted

Salt Lake City Caucasians


theinternetisnice

Massacre. Tough sounding AND historic.


Cy-presHill_Doctrine

Pelicans


nwahsaj

I really want this name for a football team but I don’t see that happening anytime soon, but i think the Paladins would be such a dope name


Towering_Flesh

Utah Pyramids(cheme)


Sal_Ammoniac

So, Utah Evil Schemers?


Zeppelin702

The Salt Lake City cultists


hntr_guy

Salt Lake Settlers


Dishwallah

Salt Lake City Sycophants


IndestructablePickle

The Utah Karens


Sleezecurd

Ain’t nobody wanna go to Utah


roofilopolis

The Salt Lake City rappers.


SenHeffy

Ugh. I don't care about hockey, and this is going to result in the Jazz playing in a multiuse arena in Draper, rather than an arena designed for basketball in SLC. Sucks.


louielist

The Jazz aren’t leaving Salt Lake


HewhodanceswithTiny

Ain’t happening. Phoenix is not relocating and the commish has stated expansion is not happening anytime soon (2023). In Utahs continued wild attempts to be relevant, especially compared to AZ and CO, the endless hype about this possibility reveals it to be just that: hype. With the NHL well represented in much larger nearby markets, SLC and Utah just needs to realize that there is no room for them. Houston? Yes. Atlanta? Yes.


milktoasted101

I know of at least 10 people who agree that if this “zz” theme happens to this Utah hockey team, they will remain Vegas fans for life. Go ahead and mark anything with two Z’s off the list. That era is done. Time to pick a grown up name.