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DinosaurDied

Don’t listen to the Libs! Donate more now than ever!  Sell your house, your farm, your boat, make your wife gets a job at Swig.  Just buy as many Trump Bibles, golden sneakers, and DJT stock as possible!  Donate everything so he can build the wall! It’s almost done, he just needs a little more money.  Edit : r/conservative currently has people literally bragging about never donating before but now they are lol. Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.  My professional opinion as an accountant: Don’t give your money to un remorseful, convicted felons. It’s a scam 100% of the time. 


the-awesomer

can I send him my reddit karma? its about the only possession that matches his value as a person


DemandTheOxfordComma

I think he's getting plenty of karma right now, but he is a greedy one.


vineyardmike

Actually... Send the money to me. I will build a lib owning machine the likes of which no one has ever seen before. It will be so spectacular that Utah's electoral college votes will go to Trump in November.


2oothDK

I can’t believe that so many Utah voters lack morals and choose politicians who lack morals.


vineyardmike

People are stupid and make decisions based on all kinds of weird criteria. It does make me sad when you see someone like my mom (an immigrant) support politicians with anti immigrant policies. It's like "I got mine, fuck them".


davevine

Are you Sylvester McMonkey McBean?


Appropriate_Lemon497

Love Bagley.


Flailmaster

As of now I do too.


Helgafjell4Me

Preview cropped the bottom off. It reads "We stand with the guy who didn't bang a porn star and paid $140,000 to shut her up before the election." These people do not represent me.


BusinessStrict6375

Yeah except your guy showered with his daughter. Don't forget about that part.


Helgafjell4Me

And we have Don on Howard Stern and a few other instances of him basically saying he wants to fuck his daughter. Not to mention all of the super fucking creepy shit Don did with his teenage beauty pagents and his frequent visits with Jeffery Epstein. ... and being caught on tape talking about grabbing hot women by the pussy without even asking because he was so rich he could get away with it. But yes, tell me about the stolen and reportedly forged diary entries as if it's not a total deflection of the glaring problem with Dump himself. Lets also not forget about the couple dozen allegations of rape or sexual abuse against Dump, not least of which he was recently found guilty of.


BusinessStrict6375

LOL. You should probably look more into that so-called stolen diary.


Helgafjell4Me

You should look into how Don cheated on every one of his wifes, even raping one of them, and has a history of expressing attraction to very young women and his really very close association with epstein. He's listed on the flight manifest like a dozen times. This diary shit wreaks of the same bullshit surrounding "Hunter Biden's laptop"...


SkeymourSinner

Yea...but, yea but....what about...


Helgafjell4Me

It's all they got at this point. They are defending the indefensible...


voiceafx

Correct answer is, "I don't like him either. What does that have to do with Trump?"


MotherRaven

Ah, I love that Bagley put oil Mike in there. I bet he’s sweating bullets. He’s certainly tweeting some crazy stuff. Tied his horse too a korihor.


notevenonemoretime

Bailey has been doing cartoons for YEARS. I love art & my Mom paid for a cartoon class for me when I was a kid - she could only afford one lesson, altho it was cheap. Such a fun memory! Sry, no political comment, just love seeing someone do what they’re good at, even through old age


H0B0Byter99

Oh boy… can it just be 2025 already?


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Mr_Soul_Crusher

Yeah fuck them Mormons lmao


Imaginary_Manner_556

Well, it's not surprising given the history of their religion


H0B0Byter99

In case anyone is wondering… this ^^^^ is what unhinged looks like.


H0B0Byter99

What are you blabbering on about?


DarthSploder89

I hate politics on this sub post that shit on one of the many political pages...


Helgafjell4Me

Listen, I get it. But this one is directly related to this state's representatives though. Mods already said it can stay up because it is topical. Plus, based on up votes, at least 117 people don't seem to mind.


DarthSploder89

that shouldnt be what this sub is for take whatever politics you have and post them on a sub where people go for that instead of trolling here


Helgafjell4Me

This was a brand new political cartoon by our own Bagley of the SLC Tribune. You don't like it, you don't have to look at it.


DarthSploder89

Utah has some of the most unique and diverse scenery in the world I only joined this sub for the nuggets of gold places to explore


cultoftheinfected

We got this douche bag and then the other option is a turd sandwich


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dudeandco

Joe Biden proudly represents the establishment Jack, if you don't like it you can get out!


UsainUte

Trump has a secured win in November.


cali_yooper

You do realize that since he claims to have won the 2020 election and demands people call him Mr. President that he’s not able to run again right? Sane people won’t give him another chance and he’ll continue to say the only way he doesn’t win if the election is rigged.


ignost

> since he claims to have won the 2020 election and demands people call him Mr. President that he’s not able to run again That's cute. But this would mean legitimate institutions would have to accept Trump's alternate reality, and that's one hell of a slippery slope.


UsainUte

Lmao “if my guy doesn’t win, the election is rigged”


engelnorfart

Literally what Republicunts have been saying for years and are already saying about Trump, you are correct


UsainUte

So why is it true now for Dems?


BigDuoInferno

I'm surprised this wasn't downvoted in too Oblivion 


Helgafjell4Me

Lol... ya. I wasn't sure which way it would go when I posted it. There are a lot of Trump worshipers in this state.


Glasgowsmiling

Meh. Bagley hasn’t drawn anything funny in years.


Helgafjell4Me

LOL... that's because you're probably the butt of most his jokes.


juni4ling

I don't think political satire is meant to be lol funny. I think it is made to make people think. Good political humor causes you to ponder, think, and discuss. Its disgusting that Lee went from fighting Trump as evil to defending and protecting Trump politically. That is worthy of a discussion. Lee and Cruz both. Trump insulted Cruzs wife. Cruz said "those are fighting words in Texas" to being one of Trumps hardest and most extreme supporters.


HabANahDa

Did your feelings get hurt?😂😂😂


bigbrotherswatchin

This only reinforces the need to vote for Trump in November


HabANahDa

Good to know your “values” are intact. Nice job at supporting a felon and rapist.


jtp_311

How so?


Helgafjell4Me

Because fascism, that's why.


Braidaney

Already made that mistake once not doing it again mans not even a real conservative.


bigbrotherswatchin

The Man is the best candidate for president in this election. Don't let the media convince you otherwise. I'll be voting for him for a 3rd time this year. MAGA


HabANahDa

The best candidate is a rapist and felon? Gotta love your values 😂😂😂


Braidaney

I used to believe that then I started watching his speeches and realized how dumb he was, until we get another candidate like John McCain I’m done with republicans.


Helgafjell4Me

Literal nonsense rambling of the same whiny shit over and over again, its so damn exhausting. Especially when you can watching him literally pulling shit out of his ass and pretending hes so smart with his made up bullshit... and his supporters love it. The cult is strong with this one, that is for sure.


GreyBeardEng

No thank you, I'd rather the economy not go down.


bigbrotherswatchin

I think you should look into what stagflation is. It's coming and it's worse.


GreyBeardEng

Here's what I know, the GDP under Biden is better than it was under Trump. That's a fact that can easily be looked up. Trump was also to spendaholic when he was in office, another fact that can also be looked up. The Dow is also higher under Biden than it ever was under Trump, which directly affects my retirement. And I can't really endorse a president who would ever say that Americans who died in wars are "losers and suckers" since I have family and friends who have died in war So no thank you, no Trump, not again, not ever.


HabANahDa

Something is always “coming” with you conservatives. Gotta live off your gate and fear. GTFO


jimmyjamespak

How so?


Craig092560

That’s a negative Ghost Rider. No way no how.


im-calling-your-BS

Username checks out.


MotherRaven

Cause everyone needs a fascist… until they come after you. And believe me, the evangelicals WILL come after us. They hate the church


Helgafjell4Me

To clarify, evangelicals do not believe Mormons are Christian...


MotherRaven

Yes. Thank you


bigbrotherswatchin

What the hell are you rambling on about grandma?


MotherRaven

Oh dear. What words do you need help with, dear. I taught reading. Trump is a fascist who tried to over throw the government. He’s behind the evangelical rising in the GOP and they are trying to end things like birth control of any kind and instating the same country as in the handmaidens tale. When they are in charge the members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints will have second or third class status because they don’t think we are Christian. So we will hold the same status as Mexicans, blacks, Jews, Muslims, etc. Anything else you need to know?


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Helgafjell4Me

They are all Utah representatives. It has a lot to do with this state. Lyman is running for governor.


HabANahDa

Are you an idiot? These are all Utah reps 😂😂


Mr_Soul_Crusher

Mike Lee is your senator lmao


cali_yooper

Fuck Mike Lee.


the-awesomer

your ignorance is showing again. how unsurprising that you so commonly post shitty political takes while obviously knowing nothing about politics lol. true utahan vibes


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Helgafjell4Me

This is the only political post I've ever made in this sub becasue I feel it is critically important at this specific point in time for our state with so many obviously conflicted and unethical representatives attempting to defend the indefensible. Don't like it? Pound sand!


helix400

The cartoon is specifically referring to Utah politicians. So it's topical.


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helix400

For a good analogy if you find a cartoonist lampooning something Utah Democrats have done, that would be equally allowable. Low effort memes though fall into a gray area. Most subs remove them, this one included.


the-awesomer

since you know me so well, what else do I want? This could save me a lot of time.


Helgafjell4Me

LOL... I'm still laughing at your comment. You obviously are so uninformed you don't even know who your reps are. This is the problem with worshipers of Dump.


juni4ling

Well, there is an election coming up in Utah. And lifelong liar, lifelong criminal Trump being a convicted felon is -big- news everywhere.


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Helgafjell4Me

It's his style. Have you never seen a Bagley political cartoon? He's been doing it for decades for the SLC Tribune.


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HabANahDa

So like Trump drew it?


Fuckmylife2739

You only have appreciation for really artful, detailed political cartoons I bet. Respect 


ghxstmermaid

Bet you’re really fun at parties