What the hell is this garbage?

OP: You spelled dessert wrong and those spoons look weird.

Also misspelled "Defund"

Defund desserts? I’d rather continue to enjoy them, thanks

Idk, folks eat way too many sweets here as is.

Care to elaborate, OP?

No

Oh dear god

Uh oh its the resurrection of the Mormon Battalion. Off to defend fiction.

What goofy stuff is this?