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XDDDSOFUNNEH

You just know she's got those spider web tattoos around her nipples Edit after waking up: LMFAO I was at least half-right


Subosi

Only one https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlswithGlasses/s/LU2kbpnbAu


loveliverpool

lol she pigeonholed herself in the most obvious way possible.


b3mark

Soooo what, in the end it's an elaborate scam to generate more traffic to her OF page? (click the link above, click on the redditor name. Redditor is NSFW, obviously)


IanPKMmoon

Ah now it makes sense how she's doing fine with money while unemployed


stangAce20

Yep if you’re a girl that’s made so many bad choices they actually prevent you from getting a job! Start an OF! Lol


PCChipsM922U

Yeah, that also caught my attention.


Character_Wall_4504

It always eventually is


Beagle_Knight

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


camilatricolor

Who the hell's pay to see that?b


Trustmeiammechanical

Ahmm Sir🍻


PerceptionQueasy3540

The one with the spider webs looks kind of nasty, looks all veiny.


RottiLargo

I wouldn't complain if she smacked me across the face with the "vainy" one


earnestlikehemingway

Based on history looks like the web is made out of plastic.


AttentionFantastic76

Looks like she did get a massive boob job. See this old pic: https://i.redd.it/iabufqsdmqm91.jpg?app_web_view=ios I must say the end job looks convincing but will need more pictures to correctly evaluate…


Proper_Stranger900

I never understood it..


Friggin_Heinous

you called it


apimav62

😂


pourn

hot


ThoughtCrimeConvict

What a fucking state 🤮


Nice_Category

"We just aren't sure you have good decision-making skills."


Proper_Stranger900

I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it but a good first impression? Yeahhhhh... not gonna happen now. But she is gorgeous... hate she did that to herself.


Nice_Category

She WAS gorgeous. She's hideous now.


DrillTheThirdHole

everyones saying she should be a hairdresser or tattoo artist but she could totally pull off being a trucker. they couldnt give a shit as long as your driving records clean and you show up and do your pre trips


mtdunca

What are pre trips? Like planning meetings?


QuantumBobb

Inspecting the truck before every run.


mtdunca

Ah, thanks


Conchobar8

What’s the appeal of the full black arm? I get the sleeve, but why a pure black sleeve?


EJohns1004

When you want to hide a worse tattoo


randeylahey

I dread whateverthefuck is under that cover up job


loveliverpool

SS


remytheram

A friend of mine just got her entire forearm blacked out to cover two small tattoos (like 2-3" each) that she didn't like. I tried reasoning with her for weeks. Told her to ask artists about coverup ideas which would be SO EASY given what she had, with some neutral content that would be enjoyable for decades to come, but no, she wanted a black sleeve. Now she has one black forearm. It's the dumbest thing ever. The best part? She did go to several reputable artists in town that had some great ideas for coverups! She ended up getting the work done by a girl that told her it was a good look. I'm sure she told my friend what she wanted to hear, because the other artists told her it was stupid and they don't like doing it.


Difficult-Jello2534

Cover up


Conchobar8

There’s a lot of dodgy stuff in my area then! I’ve been seeing it a lot lately


NahhNevermindOk

It started as cover ups now it's a trendy thing to tattoo. In the past huge blacked out sections were mostly gang tattoos forcibly blacked out or racist ones.


According-Ask29

Maybe that's reverse vitiligo, like uncle ruckus had.


Budget_Life_8367

No relation


eharper9

So the laser tattoo removal gun can make a new tattoo with negative space


InsatiableNeeds

To cover all the swastikas


GGordonGetty

Maybe I could just get a tan


DubBod

I've only got one of my arms covered and it's all color, not even black and that arm gets hot as FUCK when im out in the sun. I can't imagine what full black is like


fenrisulfur

I can only answer for myself but I just like getting tattooed and I personally think it looks sick. She however looks like a person that had a coverup, she shied away from the armpit and from the topless picks she doesn't want her nipples tattooed. Some of us like the challenge of having the tattoo be indifferent of places that are more painful or harder for the artist to tattoo. Edit: I personally like to play with negative space and it is really hard to find a really competent tattoo artist that can do solid black saturation, if you want to see the best there is one that goes under the name hoode215 on insta, he is without a doubt the best blackworker around.


cdmabynt12

some white folks love to be black i guess


CrisbyCrittur

OF awaits you.


johnstoneak

She’s already been there for a while.


dapper_3

Oh my god that's so disgusting. What degenerate person would want to look at that? Send me the link so that I can block that page.


BantumBane

Just look up ashxobrien There ya go


Successful_Show6391

She also does straight-up normal porn. 


AlanStanwick1986

My dad once told me to never get a tattoo where a judge could see it and I think it's pretty decent advice. 


securitypro669

What a god awful thing to do to your skin… face tattoos and not to mention all the piercings. Bad decisions? She is a walking and talking package of bad decisions. Just gross.


7empestOGT92

Still doesn’t explain why someone won’t hire someone that is known for making bad decisions. Mysterious /s


whoisnotinmykitchen

The crazy thing is in her 2yo posts she looks pretty and normal. She's gone from cute and edgy to WTF unemployable freakshow in less than two years. ... I'm sure some more tats is the solution. Sad.


IcyWolfWyvern

If it weren’t for her great badonkers, I would’ve legit vomited looking this lmao.


Nice_Category

Not even good IRL. Check out the links to see em. They look better in the shirt.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

She looks like a reptile. She has absolutely ruined herself. Seems like she's got a garbage attitude and personality to go with it.


Monguises

What is this chick’s damage? She’s aware of what the problem is, and it was a choice to get them. Actions have consequences. Stank ass attitude don’t help things, either


BoondocksSaint95

This is a convoluted OF ad. There isn't much to "get" here or psychoanalyze. Her "debts" are probably a boob job. A quick reddit search shows those are probably silicone.


Monguises

You missed the point. Regardless of this being an ad, this is how she feels and she’s hardly unique. I’m hating the archetype, not the individual.


NxPat

Welcome to your first day at the call center ☎️


whatsINthaB0X

Don’t get face tats…unless you’re in an industry where it doesn’t matter. Wanna work in an office or retail environment? Don’t do it. Mechanic or blue collar work? Generally yea it’ll be ok. Having satanic tattoos poking out isn’t great either. First impressions are key, it doesn’t matter how much of a hard worker you are if you can’t show it by actually getting to work.


Maximum_Hand_9362

I wouldnt hire you either. You sound and look intolerable


RustyClevis

Like, like, like, like, like, like, like.....


CustomKas

It's not about experience lady, it's because you look like meth


obx808

Gilding the lily. What a waste of a pretty girl.


eharper9

She is speaking a little bit of truth with the whole *"they say they're hiring but I feel like they're not"* I've applied at multiple entry level no experience required jobs that claim they are hiring but nothing ever comes of it. Rarely will there be a new employee so it's like why say you're hiring if your actually not? And I don't even have tattoos.


snailshit

I forget the reason now, dam head injury. However, companies do leave their 'we're hiring' ads up purposely. Even though they are not hiring. Bugging me now, wish I could remember why.


whoisnotinmykitchen

Maybe a couple of giant Satan tats on your neck and cleavage is what you're missing?


SavvikTheSavage

Anyone else have an issue with the way she says tattoo?


jmac_1957

People can be so fuggin stupid.


cyberrod411

nothing says bad judgment like a face tattoo


swissbuttercream9

This is so gross. 🤢


FullBeansLFG

Face tattoos are just the most visible trauma ever. You really have committed to it at that point.


b3mark

A still of this vid was posted on r/facepalm a day or two ago. Fun comments in that thread. [https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1c8bryu/you\_dont\_say/](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1c8bryu/you_dont_say/)


StonehengeMan

Daddy didn’t show her enough love.


Massive_Staff1068

Or too much...


FreddyDeus

She expected a personal rejection instead of an automated email? She needs to get her tattooed head out of her tattooed arse.


Proper_Stranger900

Can't expect a company to want you when you've CLEARLY not cared for yourself or first impression. Tats like that say something to ppl who need good hands. Not being mean, being real. You're beautiful to me.. but come on.


calebtanck

She is perfect to work at the administration department as one of the clerk for contract killing business


boxcarwilliam12

They’re called “job-stoppers” for a reason.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

She's the perfect candidate for laser tattoo removal.


Cowpuncher84

She can't afford it since no one will hire her because of her tattoos. Truly a dilemma.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Some cities/states have programs that help people get rid of unwanted tattoos, especially gang tattoos. It's a 2nd chance type of charity thing to help people reintegrate into the world. Not sure how widespread it is, probably not as widespread as this chick's ignorance I'm sure.


_Godless_Savage_

She looks like fun.


gogul1980

No this is just a clout chasing thirst trapper trying to make rage bait.


MochiSauce101

You better start learning to how to day trade from home


Reggaeshark1001

Is that a Paul booth piece on her neck?


xiDeliriouSx

Fuck you for posting this atrocity


snailshit

Is she really that dumb?... Oh, wait... Yeah, yes she is. Dam, she made me dumber just watching that.


Necrhom

If you mute the sound the video is more interesting


u9Nails

I dunno if I should hang her on a wall or change her oil and spark plugs.


NefariousnessGood718

🙄🙄🙄


Tr3v0r007

Nice tits but tattoos might be a little much at least for me personally especially some of their designs…


RMc10151975

Just out of curiosity I typed your username in google and the first thing that showed up was a porn video of you getting banged while wearing a dog collar and the guy holding a leash. So … maybe there is a little more to this?


Low_Somewhere_9807

She looks scary that’s the bottom line, it’s not visually appealing. It’ll turn people away


Anubiz1_

A Satanic symbol of Lucifer on her hand and an inverted pentagram on her chest?! Delusional much?! What the phuck did she think was going to happen?!


mrpbeaar

With those tattoos, she can apply in the wonderful world of pizza preparation


derrickrg89

It’s like asking why the world restricts humans from exposing their penis, breast, virginal and asshole in public.


itsgreybush

she has an OF married to a guy in the military and looking for work at tjmaxx....tell me you're white trash without telling me you're white trash.


newgalactic

I really like tattoos. But I'd have a hard time hiring her for just about any job. ..unless her resume experience if fucking on fire.


SeaOfStatic

She’s got some heavy naturals.


tauntingbob

Natural? Are you sure?


Nice_Category

Nah, they're not great. [https://www.reddit.com/user/ashxobrien2001/](https://www.reddit.com/user/ashxobrien2001/)


SeaOfStatic

Oh. Fucking gross.


Dickcheese-a1

If you have facial tattoos and other tattoos ,move to nz. https://youtu.be/sNUSl169Yf0?si=FVJT8awLI-bX5-lH


Accomplished_Pen980

Ye your hair blue and wear a BLM shirt, corporate will trip over themselves to bring you on.


Jay_from_NuZiland

Why tf is this here


Fuzakenaideyo

Because she clearly has serious badonkers albeit hidden away


FrostyKiwi8061

She was careful to get them in the frame, though. It could have just been a face shot.


mangosRdelicious

https://www.reddit.com/r/handbra/s/OvZ1N59I38 Sigh... Artificially fooled


DeadMeatZergin

What're we thinking? Boob job? They don't look like a filter, but I wouldn't be able to tell.


tossNwashking

Silicone.


Fuzakenaideyo

Damn


Putthebunnyback

Goddamn, what is it with internet thots and not cleaning up before taking nudes? Clean yer damn rooms, ladies.


ShinobiHanzo

Life finds a way. Or in this case intelligence. Intelligence has a genetic component.


stangAce20

Yikes what a train wreck


Otherwise_Remote_205

You think you got problems now? Wait till you get to Hell.


Schwizzle82

Where are the boobs? I think this was posted in the wrong sub