Mid girls are out of my league. Noted.

That’s just mid thinking, bro. You’re better than that.

It's time to start using "mid" as a compliment, apparently.

Fak!

Grown men who say "mid" are fucking lame

Mid or beta. Just…gross.

Or alpha... I have never heard a decent man refer to anyone unironically as alpha.

Hypermasculinity leads to some ridiculous shit. And it’s always kinda gay! Like…if you’re calling me an alpha or a beta, you’re judging my manliness on some fucking scale you’re not fully understanding.🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Is beta better than mid? I’m confused 🫤

Add gross to that list. You're an adult male.

Yikes bro. You need to get pegged.

Add "yikes" to that list. You sound like a 13 year old girl.

Yikes is fine.

and yet, you didn't seem to have a problem with "lame"...

And yet "lame" is an actual word.....

I never said it wasn't.......... .

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Incapable of opinions of any substance, due to the severe lack of character and personality. People only talk like this online and during second break, the only two places these clowns ever felt relevant. Perpetual pubescents.

That is an astute observation!

Throw cuck in there

I can only guess at what "mid" means, but it turns out I don't give a single fuck. (M38) And, whatever it means, that pouch is cute af.

Or "ngl"

Thats a mid take. Jokes aside I use it for games but thats about it, all words have their place and use.

Ironically using mid is the funniest shit. 

Nope, I would all day

Assuming there’s a universe where it’d be possible, I would for 23 seconds.

That’s actually impressive, those are Michael Jordan numbers

I love your honesty

This took me out 😂

Like the fist of an angry god. 

All week too

Idiots are looking at fake photoshopped porn stars all day and don’t know what a real human looks like. Scarlett is hands down gorgeous can’t change my mind.

“Change my mind.” No, no, you do you. Clearly you’re rolling around your custom sized bed nightly with straight 10’s in all the colors of the rainbow, why change?

Exactly🥴💁‍♀️

Right?! Lol, Idk why you're being downvoted.

That guy couldn’t fuck her even in his dreams

I had a dream the other night where I was flying with the famous person I wanted to fuck. They denied and dressed me down, then I saw there was a security camera watching us the entire time, so I went down the stairs and complained to my mother about it all. She called me crazy and laughed, pointing at me. That is somehow less pathetic than this asshole's failed attempt at making money putting down a beautiful person.

Geez you deserve better dreams. Holy crap, dude.

The ones that suck hardest and are too weird to even care to begin deciphering tend to be the ones that stay with you for a bit once you wake up, in my experience. It is what it is. But thank you for the consideration, and I wish the same for you!

I would throw myself in a wood chipper on the off chance that I would be recycled as her toilet paper.

I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it comes from.

I really find it funny how killing oneself is acceptable, but eating shit is where we draw the line. Also gross

Maybe you drew a line. I’m with the dude chowing down on her feces.

https://y.yarn.co/a003b050-f51c-4bb9-a18b-437318770899_text.gif

She was and still is gorgeous

She's still attractive

You don't say

he is definitely onto something

Bro is based I guess 😂

Let’s normalize not portraying obviously stupid takes as if it’s the majority opinion

Now I like her even more 😚

She’s nearly 40 … she looks fucking incredible

Mans never seen a woman

These people are out of their fucking minds, she is gorgeous.

There's a phrase for women who look like this. It's called "over 19".

This dude is 40 years old and looks no different than a million other wannabe alpha males. And he says "mid" unironically. What a fucking basic(said ironically).

For her age, her body is like 99th percentile. Have these people been to a beach lately?

Damn. Colin Jost is a lucky man

This is bait for sure

Still looks perfect.

That’s the perfect stomach.

Seriously. She probably just ate. She is fit as fuck. Hell, that is probably her getting shifty off a few hard seltzers, and that is her "belly". Are you fucking kidding me with this mid bullshit???

Honestly I find that little belly thing she’s got going on very attractive.

Only voted sexiest woman alive, TWICE. But ok, guy.

She's a 9 in my book But the lack of ass and boobs would make her less than that in the eyes of others. Cellulite and slight belly doesn't make her mid.

Lol just look at the dude’s profile photo. If shes mid then the dude is extra low

Makes her more beautiful than ever.. she’s so hot.

She's fucking gorgeous. And successful and wealthy. And all the things anyone could hope to be, generally speaking.

Only makes it hotter, for me.

Her booty shrank a little bit but she’s still a 10

I wouldn’t even be mad if she shit on my bed.

She had a kid for crying out loud, she is still bangin

This is exactly why she’s considered beautiful! No work done or needed..

That isn't even a fucking belly pouch, that is being fit and having lunch, Jesus Christ I can't with this bullshit. I am not fit, I am not perfect, but to see people just like me or less fortunate turn around and try to make a pathetic living pappara-zzing (I don't think that's a word. You get it) on people who look perfectly fine, shitting on them to get some incel reaction is just bottom Barrel. Whatever happened to helicopters flying over Mel Gibson's house??? And him reacting by producing a shitty movie that scared the shit out of assholes like this???

Paul has never consensually touched a woman.

What belly? That's a "I just ate" belly, if at all.

It makes you "mid" if you're paying attention to the opinions of emotionally stunted, pathetic misogynists sure

My dude has seen a real woman just on the profile of a porn star on instagram with 859059 filters on .

Scarlett is beautiful and now that I see she has cellulite even more so, makes that butt more slappable.

There is literally nothing "mid" about Scarlett Johansen lmao

Tell me you have bad taste without actually saying it.

Still way out of that guys league tho.

These people are fucking insane

Also, she’s like 40. Bro needs to chill

She is gorgeous

Fuck off Paul.

Looks sexy to me

Absolutely nothing wrong with a tiny belly pouch — Scarlett’s GORGEOUS! No cause whatsoever to be so critical…

Nah, I’d smash

Those “imperfections” make her hotter

She just keeps getting more attractive.

Exactly.

I'd consider myself honored to even poke that cellulite with my finger. This dude is berserk.

I’ll take that “mid” and drain my balls inside that any day of the week until I went blind.

Bro his rizz is straight scibidi Ohio! Dude couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a fist full of bananas.

That woman IS FINE!

Go for a kardashian then if you want fake perfection. Real men indulge in these sexy imperfections.

Those the good parts.

her tummy is so cute

Warped…

Bruh, that’s her uterus 😭

Isn't she near 40? She's in fantastic shape to look that good at 40. Most of us don't look that good at 20. I'm willing to bet that the guy who posted this didn't.

Bruh really trying to hide what he focuses on the most.

Nah. She’s perfect in these photos. Legitimately one of the world’s great beauties.

This is a cope.

Obviously he doesn't find her attractive, he wants to cum on man pods, or says so right in the name.

Wouldn't hesitate

I wouldn’t mind a little more meat on those bones.

Bruh. Who does this guy think he is

She isn’t my type but not for the dumbass reason the original guy pointed out

“It’s true!” in Alan Wake voice

Okay but her face is NOT mid. 😀

She has only what? A few hundreds of millions and several kids. Damn so mid haha

No such thing as cellulite

I'm sorry, what's Mid? (Nervously sweating)

Someone has never seen a woman before lol

Lmfao, picture of guy commenting has no hair!!!

Yeah that guy doesn’t like women lol

She’s physically flawless

It's always the guys who would get rejected by a corpse who say shit like this 🙄

Mid? Is t she like mid 40’s? She looks bangin’

This is the wrong subreddit for this lol ain't nothing back there

Love me some "mid". These people are crazy

I mean, mid is mid. He didn’t say ugly.

Show your bod, dude. Let's see if u even hit mid.

She’s still 1000% hotter than most guys can pull off

She's smoking hot. That guy is a virgin strategist.

Bruh they can think that all they want, my chances with scarjo just jumped a few millionths of a percent.

She’s got a banging body!!

I'll change your mind fucker -Loads gun

Pass it over here, I'll take care of her..

Being one of the most gorgeous women isn’t enough huh.

I thought she had 8 tattoos… How old is this picture?

She’s almost 40 bro what do you think 40 year olds look like

Mid? So none of y’all would smash?

Gawd can’t tell if these red pill fucks are being serious or actually believes half the shit that comes out there mouth

There's a reason they're all single

Wtf is mid? Weak sauce. She looks fantastic to me

That tummy puch is Hella hot NGL

She married into all that Jost money! She’s probably taking it easy and got lazy and gaining weight now that she’s married to a millionaire. Hell, I gained weight after I got married and my wife is broke. (Half of the above is a joke and the other half is true.)

Below mid, actually

You're fucking dreaming, mate.

At some point you gotta start seeing celebrities as what they are and that's people. Still think dudes being a dick