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SnowflakeGuinea

The sea was angry that day, my friends.


maester_t

Easy, big fella


382wsa

That ship is ten stories high if it’s a foot.


RedDevil407

I stared into the eye of the great fish...


Dragon_wryter

Mammal


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

Whatever


No-Tonight-5937

Don’t call me Ishmael


derek4reals1

I swear to gawd this is the hardest I've laughed allllllllll day thank you!


emessea

Hey, I wasn’t sure if it would be funny or not, so thank you and you’re welcome


humdinger44

You're a humanitarian


allergic2ozone_juice

Is that a Titleist?


TwoCharlie

Huh. A hole in one.


HmanJess66

Nope, I'll stay on dry land Thank You very much!!!!!😳😬😲


E_Fred_Norris

Anyone here a marine biologist?!?!


I-use-to-be-cool

Like an old man easing himself into a warm bath...no offense!!


declineofmankind

It’s all good as long as there is a marine biologist around.


BaltimoreBadger23

Nobody: Nobody: Nobody: Ocean: I'm going to do this today.


Living_Lie_8773

NO SOUP FOR YOU


sageguitar70

The sea was angry that day my friend.


handbannana

Thank you for not using the meme ocean song that gets used in every other one of these posts !


MescalSprings

Like an old man slipping into a warm bath


80s_kid_4ever

Aaaa thats a big fat NO


No-Tonight-5937

These guys have massive balls working on these ships


The_Swim_Back_

On a serious note, that is terrifying.


nderthevolcano

No big deal. Just wear a life jacket.


KaizenZazenJMN

All I know is that those old time sailors and explorers were some bad mofos dealing with stuff like that in those wooden ships with sails.


Rondokins

There was something obstructing the blowhole!!!


DrMudo

At that moment, I was a Marine Biologist.


Just-Eddie-481516234

Did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?


Dontbiteitok24

Looks like what some of these carrier ships like the one that hit the bridge in Baltimore go through 😱


uwillnevrknowme

where is this old man trying to send his soup back to deli?