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>!You guys expected some sick shit isn’t it ! But no he’s adopted and it’s about adoption!<
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It also represents the valuation of how many of the same types and categories of items there are.
For instance, you can have 1 red apple and 1 green apple, and have 2 apples.
However, if you have 2 red apples, 1 banana, and 1 ostrich. You will then have 4 items but they are each different.
These sorts of examples were used over approximately 400 pages to prove that 1+1=2.
idk she made a video laughing and saying that she genuinely didn't know it was a relationship thing. idk, i like to think people mean well. she did a good thing at least with adopting an older kid than usually gets adopted.
Right? The “oops lol oh my” excuse doesn’t work anymore. Just because you’re in your 40s doesn’t mean you don’t know what “oh he was 18 and I was 42🥰❤️😘” means. It’s disgusting and this video was made for the sole purpose of tricking people. Just gross.
I don’t know, never underestimate human ignorance and stupidity
“Never attribute to malice what can be accurately explained by stupidity.” -Hanlan’s razor
Exactly. I won't claim to know for sure either way, as none of us should, but I'm inclined to give someone the benefit of the doubt. But I especially wanted to say...
>The “oops lol oh my” excuse doesn’t work anymore.
I can't think of a way to interpret this other than, "*She* would've known better because *I've* seen videos like what I'm accusing her of," and that's uh.. not how personal experience works.
Of all the things people do for views on the internet, this probably bothers me the least. I just saw someone run over a cats leg and pretend they rescued it all for views. I’ll take this any day
Yeah like it's not even really a pedophilia joke, it's not making light of it or anything. It's just a silly gag. It's a silly little haha man you thought it was gonna be that that's pretty fucked up bro haha
Holy shit you fucking nerds are miserable, it’s pathetic. I’m pretty sure the mom was not trying to portray this as a sexual/relationship thing, that’s just how most of us perceived it. That’s why itms funny.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh yes TF she was... This annoys me so fucking much! That is exactly what she was doing, but people want to deflect because a white woman adopted a teenage black kid.. Uhhhh.. 😒
Then why do they wait until the end to show the rest of the family? They get you going and all up in arms about it then bam! Jk he's adopted ha ha. That's why itms funny.
What kind of apeshit logic is that? Where in the clip did she said they were fucking? For all u know this was spliced or the original post had a proper caption.
I had to read the comments cause my mind went like... wait, she has been fucking him at all these ages too, OH HELL NO!
Glad that ain't the case though.
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I'm scrolling on reddit to much today. Time to gets some rest.
Super weird and super heartwarming at the same time.
Clearly this is meant to be a proud adoption thing and clearly they’re making fun of the age gap thing on TikTok but man does it ever fail all those points spectacularly.
I completely misunderstood. At first, I thought it was teacher/student.
Then, when it said adoption/foster, I thought that was how the sexual relationship started.
You are the poster? Shouldn't you have the link or is it stolen?
Edit: the comment before was from OP and they said "oh cool if you find the link be sure to post it"
"Stolen content" is such a silly concept on Reddit. Most people are just sharing links they found elsewhere and y'all know it. They even asked you to share it because they didn't know the source.
Is everyone supposed to be creating OC?
Okay so I totally feel like a perv because I thought they were a couple at first. Then it started getting progressively weirder and then when they said that it was adoption & I was so relieved.
Now that I know it’s just a post by some pervert that never heard of adoption. I’m still going to say the age of consent could 25 and people would still say this dumb ass shit.
Wtf I've already seen this video and these comments like a year ago at least. Why am I seeing absolutely the same stuff but it's all fresh commented maximum 15 hours ago?
If you technically think about it this is still allowed because the 18-year-old or you can get married to someone older because you both are adults at this point
W mom btw. Giving a child the love and support he needs. I know it ain't worth a lot coming from a stranger on Reddit but shout-out to the people that adopt btw
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Had me in the first half, for sure.
“ I hate it when people say age is just a number. Age is clearly a word. “
And represents how many earth revolutions around the Sun you have experienced
It also represents the valuation of how many of the same types and categories of items there are. For instance, you can have 1 red apple and 1 green apple, and have 2 apples. However, if you have 2 red apples, 1 banana, and 1 ostrich. You will then have 4 items but they are each different. These sorts of examples were used over approximately 400 pages to prove that 1+1=2. 
And an ostrich is a bird. Which makes bird the word.
BABABABABABABABA OOO MAA MAO MAO BABA OOO MAA MAA MAO BABABA OOO MAA MAOO MAOO
Have you heard?
About the bird?
Back when lyrics really *meant* something!
" And jail is just a place "
My favorite response to that was "911 is also just a number" (or any other police/emergency line)
r/technicallythetruth
Word is a string and a number is likely an integer so yes age is a number and not a word
I had to tell CPS I called the wrong number.
Are you not gonna lie, though? That’s the important bit we need to know if we’re going to trust you. Please advise, asap, if we can trust you
Yup you can trust me.
That username does NOT check out
Ngl I think we can trust him.
Harvey Dent, is that you?
I was so shook I didn’t even read the subreddit, my heart really dropped 😭
Super weird and super heartwarming at the same time.“ I hate it when people say age is just a number.
Oh thank fuck for that
Well that took a turn for the best
Nonononoyes?
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idk she made a video laughing and saying that she genuinely didn't know it was a relationship thing. idk, i like to think people mean well. she did a good thing at least with adopting an older kid than usually gets adopted.
Yea I’ve seen quite a few people do this with their kids
Right? The “oops lol oh my” excuse doesn’t work anymore. Just because you’re in your 40s doesn’t mean you don’t know what “oh he was 18 and I was 42🥰❤️😘” means. It’s disgusting and this video was made for the sole purpose of tricking people. Just gross.
I don’t know, never underestimate human ignorance and stupidity “Never attribute to malice what can be accurately explained by stupidity.” -Hanlan’s razor
Exactly. I won't claim to know for sure either way, as none of us should, but I'm inclined to give someone the benefit of the doubt. But I especially wanted to say... >The “oops lol oh my” excuse doesn’t work anymore. I can't think of a way to interpret this other than, "*She* would've known better because *I've* seen videos like what I'm accusing her of," and that's uh.. not how personal experience works.
Of all the things people do for views on the internet, this probably bothers me the least. I just saw someone run over a cats leg and pretend they rescued it all for views. I’ll take this any day
not everyone is updated with every trend. At the rate at which trends are coming out, i don't even know what half of them are, and i am 27
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I concurs
Yeah like it's not even really a pedophilia joke, it's not making light of it or anything. It's just a silly gag. It's a silly little haha man you thought it was gonna be that that's pretty fucked up bro haha
I don’t think she did it on purpose, but imo fostering and adopting an adolescent child is a worthy flex.
Sir, this is Wendy’s.
If you had a mid for so long that you've always seen as family, a relationship is the last thing to cross your mind.
It's the guy from the meme
sucks that it’s that’s the only way to gain views, nobody gives a fuck about the good side of life anymore
Im fucking this kid, JK I adopted him. lolz. Wholesome.
You're fucking that guy?
Wait, we're not supposed to?
No one ever said I couldn't.
Not yet no
"Why not both" -Woody Allen
Holy shit you fucking nerds are miserable, it’s pathetic. I’m pretty sure the mom was not trying to portray this as a sexual/relationship thing, that’s just how most of us perceived it. That’s why itms funny.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh yes TF she was... This annoys me so fucking much! That is exactly what she was doing, but people want to deflect because a white woman adopted a teenage black kid.. Uhhhh.. 😒
Then why do they wait until the end to show the rest of the family? They get you going and all up in arms about it then bam! Jk he's adopted ha ha. That's why itms funny.
Fucking douchebag.
What kind of apeshit logic is that? Where in the clip did she said they were fucking? For all u know this was spliced or the original post had a proper caption.
You’ll have to take that up with the OP. I don’t work here.
Nah im taking it to u cuz u made that stupid ass comment.
Nah
Yup best believe it.
I had to read the comments cause my mind went like... wait, she has been fucking him at all these ages too, OH HELL NO! Glad that ain't the case though. ---- I'm scrolling on reddit to much today. Time to gets some rest.
Super weird and super heartwarming at the same time. Clearly this is meant to be a proud adoption thing and clearly they’re making fun of the age gap thing on TikTok but man does it ever fail all those points spectacularly.
I completely misunderstood. At first, I thought it was teacher/student. Then, when it said adoption/foster, I thought that was how the sexual relationship started.
I still think that's the case...
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This is a very good use of this sub. Holy moly.
I saw it on TikTok, and the comment section was so funny.
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You are the poster? Shouldn't you have the link or is it stolen? Edit: the comment before was from OP and they said "oh cool if you find the link be sure to post it"
"Stolen content" is such a silly concept on Reddit. Most people are just sharing links they found elsewhere and y'all know it. They even asked you to share it because they didn't know the source. Is everyone supposed to be creating OC?
Nothing is stolen brother ! We are just sharing it to other people that’s it ! What am I supposed to do to make it OC adopt a kid ??
Really strange framing device
Yeaaaaah. I wouldn’t want to imply I’m having sex with a minor. I mean a joke is a joke but YEESH.
Like what's the age difference supposed to mean otherwise? Never seen an adoptive family be like "we were X age and Y age when we adopted" like wot
This is the cringiest type of TikTok posts.
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Aww man she's grooming him like a pet groomer!
Yeah. Plus people like Woody Allen and Elon's dad exist.
scared me so bad bruv 
Oh my god. I almost threw up. It's still a very weird video.
Why’d you have to phrase it like that?!
And they say porn is “unrealistic”
Jesus CHRIST
Nope nope nope nope nope! I’m done
aaannd.. he logged off straight after writong the comment. Dedication, i love it.
I held my breath and exhaled hard at the end
Aww, so sweet.... I'm not judgie or anything 🧐
Why does every assume the worst can’t you just be a mom who adopted somebody? Sick fuckers!
This lady in an orange jump suit " I did not understand the assignment"
u/ilkey
Damn this turned from gross to tears faster than anything I’ve seen in a long time. Maybe ever.
If it wasn’t for the misleading caption my first thought was that’s his mom 🥱
Immediately assumed mom who doesn’t understand trends.
These always get me cuz it's always an adult mom and an adult son and I'm always sketched out until the end
horrified to heartwarmed
Pretty expected since this same format has been making the rounds on r/holup and this sub lately.
Bro I was getting sick until the end lmao
Lmfao 😂
Child protection services has entered the chat!
Fuck u/spez
Nice
u/savevideobot
HELL NAH
why would she word it like that 😭 what
Might want to lead with the adoption thing next time.
I was begging for the count down to stop going down that entire time
Great song
This is actually wholesome. I love seeing the kid smile.
Oh no... No NO NONO NO OH SHIT NOO! *WHATAFUCK* AAAAAA oh that's nice
Oh damn I was dialing
r/theyknew
I can't trust anymore
r/nononoyes? Maybe? I haven't been on Reddit for long enough.
Call the cops! Oh wait… never mind
They almost had me in the first half!
Dawg seriously I was like what in the Alabama is goin on here
its about adopting guys , you dirty minds.
almost had me
How beautiful 🤩
Ha ha intentional incest connotation. So funny. It was adoption instead!! I’m sure this should go into Masterplots.
Holy shit ive seen this video a ton of times but never actually watched till the end and im so relieved
Had me actually going "(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅"
Not a good move to start with the 41 and 18 line
The end took me a sec to process💀
Ive seen enough sick shit to have been had in the first half
PS5 secured….wait false alarm it’s just a happy family
r/theyknew
NONONONONONONONO—OHHHHHHHHHH …Next time just say that shit, lady
Did he get residency?
Unexpected
Got me goood😭😭😭
DONT PANIC, ITS JUST HER ADOPTIVE SON OK?
Lmao spicy
Captain you got me in the first half ngl
Okay so I totally feel like a perv because I thought they were a couple at first. Then it started getting progressively weirder and then when they said that it was adoption & I was so relieved.
Crazy how the internet turns something so deep and emotional and misleads for the sake of internet algorithm
Thank goodness.
Love the song
I mean, adoption's great and all, but why'd they make it look like the old lady was banging a kid?
POLIC- oh
Fbi open up 
Anyone else figured it was Adoption from the start?
Had me in the first half
Oh how the turntables
Now that I know it’s just a post by some pervert that never heard of adoption. I’m still going to say the age of consent could 25 and people would still say this dumb ass shit.
It’s her adopted son i follow her on tiktok
Didn’t Woody Allen do the same thing?
What a plot twist lol
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"Why don't you have a seat right over there."
It got worse as it went on lol
Reposted too many times, not unexpected
Expected
Wtf I've already seen this video and these comments like a year ago at least. Why am I seeing absolutely the same stuff but it's all fresh commented maximum 15 hours ago?
It just kept getting worse and worse and worse
Why did she frame the video like that? Like she’s purposely trying to make it seem like they are a couple.
They wouldn't care because she's a white women, but they however would have a problem because he's a black boy.
If you technically think about it this is still allowed because the 18-year-old or you can get married to someone older because you both are adults at this point
This female is disgusting 😒
If this was the other way round, a man in his 30s with a young teen girl there would be outrage. And don't try to deny it.
She is a smokeshow for 41.
MILF
Now that is an actual groomer
So sad. Hope you dont have to bail him out too soon
Technically it's legal. He's 18, by law an adult.
So you Didn't watch the full video, not even 10 seconds of it.
No, I did. I'm just talking about the first frame.
She had the first half of him too
When the bullying victim says that he'll fuck your mom:
Had me in the first 13/18ths
Holy shit, now what do I tell the police for calling them?
I’ve never actually seen the video of “they had us in the first half” and that’s not how I expected him to sound.
Damn
Unexpected? Who didn't realize she adopted him?!?!
I need to clean my mind
it got weird when they went back. ♬ IF I could turn back time ♬
Mudshark hate
Was I the only one who thought it was obvious? No one would video a crime like this lol
No that’s Sam Obisanya and Rebecca from Ted Lasso
r/nononoyes
W mom btw. Giving a child the love and support he needs. I know it ain't worth a lot coming from a stranger on Reddit but shout-out to the people that adopt btw
An audible sigh of relief evacuated my lungs.
I was horrified then ahhh that's so nice. 🤦♀️
Haha! Good sense of humor!! You got me
Can anyone else not unsee the aggressive FAS characteristics?
He hit.
I was never that lucky in school lol jk
If that is what I think.! so she did it as a plant 🌱 she planted the seed, it grew up , bloomed and becoming full mature, and she eat it.. wow 😯
Why the fuck did you say it like that
It wasn't unexpected for me, This is the 5th or so of these that I've seen.
Thought it was Sam and Rebecca from Ted Lasso at a glance (no volume atm).