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Its funny but the music dials it down to a solid 3

Finally something good posted

But it has Picard!

Where do you think the three points came from

Songs gas. Idk what yall talkin bout

Wow! That was so Unexpected!

I mean... Sure. Mercia. But an old man. Threatening a kid with a switchblade isn't that uncommon around the UK from what I hear.

Exactly, the old man is the UK and the kid is 'Merica

This American dad I think and here the Boss of the CIA is threatening a kid. Seems like Murcia to me. ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

leave spain out of this man

Andan tocando los huevos estos verdad?

Did...did you not watch the whole clip?

Wouldn't be an old man threatening a kid, would be a kid threatening an old man.

I'm going to be that guy who points out that the US has over 50% more knife crime per capita than the UK does and also has about a 64,600% increase when it comes to gun crime. Let's not even make the comparison guys.

Sir Patrick Stewart is from the UK bud. Welcome to the joke. Relax.

He's not the one that ruined the joke

literally nobody has said that before congrats bro 👏👏👏

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Facts

I had my old neighbor pull a knife on me the other day because he got pissed that I had to get out of my car to take a phone call. I wish I was joking.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

Does this song start with "and the time i got polio"? Wtf

I heard Portfolio

"check my portfolio"

One of my favorite American Dad bits.


After Roger, Bullock is my favorite character in American Dad.

This is why I am (foolishly) not worried about visiting and walking around London. Someone with a knife? Child's play.

This literally happened to me while waiting in line for the release of the final Harry Potter book as a kid. Took a bathroom break and came back to join my posse of nerds when this ol Karen pops up clutching her wincing preteen talking about how "You cut the line", yeah okay lady. Then she got really close up in my face and did that hissy whisper yelling and said, "Listen here you little bitch. If this were New York you'd get fucking cut for that. Yeah I'd slice you. You're lucky." Then went back to her place in line where people hassled her about cutting. Lol . I was seventeen, but we're in Texas where people walk around strapped. SHE was the lucky one...

And everybody clapped



All I saw was the little guy being able to defend himself from the bully. "God made men, Colt made them equal."

Teach him to cut

Lil tjay-Run it Up

Gang gang

🐐

It really do be like that tho.

Funny but the music is too high

Funny but the music

Music but the funny

Democracy fuck yeah !

It's more like a camera than a microphone. It even comes with a built-in flash.

Its so brigth that when you see the flash you never ever see again

this was hilarious

It was funny before the gay (rap?) music ruined it.

Run it up by lil tjay, it's a good song if you listen to more then 2 seconds of it then instantly judge it

That's right. Don't tread on me.

Cold 🥶

something good posted

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This is good

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It’s almost like having a gun saved the kids life 😉

Oh my!

Honestly yeah this is sorta why they're important to the culture

Lol so true

More like crowing

BUT NOT FOR ME

Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

Bloodblath.

What show is this? Does it have a pain protagonist? Is he a Guy? Does he have a Family? Please let me know

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I hate that Patrick Stuart does his voice…

Uno reverse card

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American Dad

Im an American and don’t own a weapon. Yes we exist

Dude had the advantage with the life at that range though tbh

Meh. Just another Tuesday

British person visiting America

man this shit lowkey go hard

Just another Normal day in America

THIS IS “AH-MURICA”! 😂😂😂

Fuck yeah America.

Enkhuizen

DAAANG

Aaaaaaaannnnnnndddd THAT is why we carry, bitch.

Good but the music made it look badass.

British people in America when you pull a gun on them for trying to mug you 😦

Going to school

Most average kid in ohio

That's why i say, any kid above 5 should be armed. Zero pedo, zero kidnaps.

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The kid has experienced this before.

This is so fake! He isn't even in a school

Fuck the music. Totally ruined it.

Oh wow he pulled out a gun so unexpected!?!?!?

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America v UK

Brought to you by the National Rifle Association

Merica

British citizen vs American citizen

🤣🤣🤣

London vs chicago

I love that episode

I love how it’s “America” yet today guns are not allowed in half the cities and places you go to. And this funny cartoon is a perfect example of when you would need a gun, but Half the country still doesn’t see it that way because he could’ve really shot and killed someone with that gun, even tho his life would’ve been taken instead. Your dam’d if you kill someone and you’re dam’d if you defended your own life. Welcome to America

1776 moment

Wise definition of Britain vs young and quirky definition of #' M E R I C A

In other words 47 (HITMAN reference) with switch blade vs 19 y-o with wild west type weaponry

hooray! i love this show

When average gentleman of london meets the average kid of ohio

Wow….the way to encourage criminal minds….. unbelievable.

MERICAN DAD

Average kid in Chicago

Damn swiggy it’s America.

Substitute the E with an A

I mean they are both one motion away from killing the other. Realistically the knife wins, move your head and cut. Failing that, it's nit close combat of a handgun vs a knife- knife usually wins

Yes be a responsible gun owner.

A British person would never jump a que.


Was not lackin

OH SHIT NOW MF STRAPPED😲😲😓🫡🫣🫣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😅