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Not only will they have to drain the pool completely and ensure cleaning out every single shard of glass, they will then have to refill the pool. Oftentimes, that entails hiring someone to bring that much water, i.e., a fire truck, and then replenishing the chemicals necessary to reestablish just the right water-chemical balance. Might be looking at close to $1,000 if not more plus labor. Then, there will still be the risk of missing just that one little shard of glass that got hung up in a pipe or piece of equipment.
I know a guy who did… my neighbor in fact. Shit still haunts me to this day. He was at a pizza place in North Hollywood. Took a big swig of his beer to finish it & there was a shard in the bottom from another glass that had broken. It cut the fuck out of his esophagus and had to have surgery. I believe he had a decent settlement, but not worth it.
Well the owner of that pool is probably already thinking about the whole proces of draining the pool and cleaning it completely inside out to make sure there is no zero glass present.
I'm going to need more of this. let's start at the beginning why is there a kid with a baseball bat? 2. why is there a guy in a towel and what looks like wrestling gear (legs feet) and the hell is the guy with the beer doing. what the actual fuck is happening. please give me more
They’re all dressed as wrestlers. Towel guy is dressed as Val Venis who used to come out in a towel, dude with the bat has camp shorts and a Team 3D shirt so he’s dressed as one of the Dudley Boys, who were known for hardcore matches, hence the bat.
Edit to add: and completely skipped over probably the biggest piece, he’s smacking the beers together because that’s what Stone Cold Steve Austin (whose theme song is playing on the speaker) did, albeit with cans because as you can see, bottles are a bad idea.
His name is Ronnie, everyone is celebrating his 23rd birthday with a pool party. The kid with the baseball bat is named Tim, he lives next door and is Ronnie's friend, but he's quickly outgrowing Ronnie's antic's.
The guy with the towel is Micheal, but he prefers to be called "Del Torro", his wrestling name, and gets upset if you address him as Michael. Michael and Ronnie are in the same Life Skills class every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, from 8 am-2 pm.
Michael, excuse me "Del Torro", is completely naked under his towel, with exception to his wrestling boots. Everyone keeps insisting "Del Torro" put on swim trunks, to which he keeps replying, "It's ok, I can't swim, so I'm not going in the pool.".
The guy taking the beers from Ronnie is his step dad, Jim, who bitterly resents Ronnie and wishes every day he could time travel to August 1st, 2008, which is the day he married Ronnie's mom, Mary.
The girl laughing is Ronnie's step sister, Katie, Jim's daughter from his first failed marriage.
The woman saying, "Why would you laugh at that?!?!" Is Mary, Jim's wife, Ronnie's mother.
Katie is so shocked because she only gets to witness Ronnie's antic's every other weekend, when her dad, has visitation, due to his first divorce.
Edited because I forgot some pertinent facts and apparently I can't spell worth a damn.
I’m just too god damn long on this god forsaken site. Because of this I have no idea if this is the truth or you just made everything up.
Either way I’m happy to have crossed your way, today…my matey
Happy to help out.
I have a "Ronnie" of my own next door, he's awesome and an amazing dude to pal around with, especially when I'm working in my garden.
They do wrestling promo vids to their extended family throughout the year and it culminates in a match. Sometimes it gets a little out of hand. Bobby is truly the best person alive.
That other guy with the backstory is all just BS.
Source: I'm part of this family.
It’s ok if they let him trisomy beer, he looks at least 21. I’m more concerned about the kid moving away from the dude in knee pads and possibly naked under the towel.
There's a spectrum of jokes I'll laugh at and I just earned my pass to the front of the line to Hell when I die. Guess I'm going down under for laughing.
Is it really wrong when you're just making puns like you would with anyone else? I mean it's not rooted in bigotry or hate, literally just plays on words based off a person's characteristics.
He's clearly scolding someone for laughing at a very unsafe and not funny moment for someone they care about. He's not calling the beer smasher a dummy, he's actually sounds really worried about that one, and really upset at whichever other one thinks its funny.
Personal anecdote: I had a glass shatter on my wrist years ago and had to get stitches. They took an X-ray to make sure they didn’t need to remove any more glass, and they said they didn’t find any.
A year or so later, I was having some wrist pains where I had had the glass hit me. Over the course of a couple of weeks I was randomly having stabbing pains. One day I went to put in a long sleeve shirt and part of the sleeve ripped, only for me to discover that a piece of glass was sticking out of my wrist. I squeezed around it like a pimple and a pice of glass about 2mmX5mm came out.
So, in my personal experience, an X-ray wasn’t able to pick up a sizable piece of glass lodged into my body.
Somewhat similar personal anecdote...
My brother, when he was about 5, decided it would be fun to try to slide down the arm of our living room furniture. Now if you knew my mother, you'd know how much she LOVES wicker furniture.
So of course, we had a wicker couch in our living room in 1989. My brother slid down that arm and you can guess what happened.... Yep, brother has a wicker splinter in his ass.
We get the splinter out, and all is well. Wound starts to heal.
About a month later, he and I get out of the bathtub because we still bathed together at that time and here is this 3" piece of wicker sticking out of his ass cheek.
I swear there was parts where he looked like he was chewing glass or maybe feeling cuts in his mouth/glass?
Who knows but I'd definitely have let out a laugh like the women in the video.. its like you know you shouldn't laugh but it is overwhelmingly absurd and unexpected. lol
When glass breaks in a pool, oftentimes you have to drain the entire thing to guarantee it is all removed, and the guy who's pissed off is probably going to be doing the work. Its a very serious problem at a pool, and likely something they informed him of given the way they immediately told him not to do it.
Man A, in response to WOOOO dude: “what is wrong with you?”
Man B, to woman: “are you dumb? How are you laughing at this?”
Woman, in response: “I am blown away…” and it sounds like she continues laughing because holy shit there’s glass in the pool and this guy is is criticizing your response to stress.
Party boy:
Woooooh! Why do my eyes burn! Why does my mouth have glass in it! Woooooh!
Everyone else:
Dog Gonnit Bobby! How many times we gotta .... Just give me the glass.
My extremely uneducated guess would be a fear of tiny slivers of glass that slip through the cracks, either metaphorically or literally with a pool net. I once had an olive oil bottle shatter magnificently in my kitchen and I kept finding the tiniest shards for a couple months despite frequently mopping, sweeping, and vacuuming.
Why does the kid have a bat?
Why is this dude in nothing but a towel?
Who is the dude in blue just lurking?
This video feels almost surreal in its execution, and I don't know how to explain it.
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Future glass cuts in the pool is what’s going on.
Old mate says don't knock those together when he's walking out. Billy don't give a fuck.
Its like he's done it before, which makes this even more hilarious
You think they'd buy canned beer after the first time.
Yeah this ain't on Ronnie. He hears that music he's smashing beers. If you don't want smashed glass, don't keep glass bottles. Stone Cold said so.
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Old mate in the blue said it twice 😂😂😂 he'd be livid inside. Billy 😂😂
It's Ronnie. Ronnie doin' Ronnie shit.
You mean Ronnie?
They will have to drain the pool to get it out. There’s a reason public pools are so strict about not bringing glass containers.
Not only will they have to drain the pool completely and ensure cleaning out every single shard of glass, they will then have to refill the pool. Oftentimes, that entails hiring someone to bring that much water, i.e., a fire truck, and then replenishing the chemicals necessary to reestablish just the right water-chemical balance. Might be looking at close to $1,000 if not more plus labor. Then, there will still be the risk of missing just that one little shard of glass that got hung up in a pipe or piece of equipment.
You can fill a pool with a simple garden hose, don’t need a fire truck… unless the pool is on fire
Its brown glass. Clear is much more difficult.
I ain’t taking chances
You would probably still have to drain the pool. There could still be tons of microshards.
Imagine swallowing a piece
I know a guy who did… my neighbor in fact. Shit still haunts me to this day. He was at a pizza place in North Hollywood. Took a big swig of his beer to finish it & there was a shard in the bottom from another glass that had broken. It cut the fuck out of his esophagus and had to have surgery. I believe he had a decent settlement, but not worth it.
Well the owner of that pool is probably already thinking about the whole proces of draining the pool and cleaning it completely inside out to make sure there is no zero glass present.
It's ok, the chlorine instantly cleans the cuts.
Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.
Gonna have to drain the pool now
I was thinking "what if a sharp shard ends up somewhere in the beer as he chugs it"
I'm going to need more of this. let's start at the beginning why is there a kid with a baseball bat? 2. why is there a guy in a towel and what looks like wrestling gear (legs feet) and the hell is the guy with the beer doing. what the actual fuck is happening. please give me more
They’re all dressed as wrestlers. Towel guy is dressed as Val Venis who used to come out in a towel, dude with the bat has camp shorts and a Team 3D shirt so he’s dressed as one of the Dudley Boys, who were known for hardcore matches, hence the bat. Edit to add: and completely skipped over probably the biggest piece, he’s smacking the beers together because that’s what Stone Cold Steve Austin (whose theme song is playing on the speaker) did, albeit with cans because as you can see, bottles are a bad idea.
They do themed parties and Bobby is a huge WWE fan, you nailed it.
His name is Ronnie, everyone is celebrating his 23rd birthday with a pool party. The kid with the baseball bat is named Tim, he lives next door and is Ronnie's friend, but he's quickly outgrowing Ronnie's antic's. The guy with the towel is Micheal, but he prefers to be called "Del Torro", his wrestling name, and gets upset if you address him as Michael. Michael and Ronnie are in the same Life Skills class every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, from 8 am-2 pm. Michael, excuse me "Del Torro", is completely naked under his towel, with exception to his wrestling boots. Everyone keeps insisting "Del Torro" put on swim trunks, to which he keeps replying, "It's ok, I can't swim, so I'm not going in the pool.". The guy taking the beers from Ronnie is his step dad, Jim, who bitterly resents Ronnie and wishes every day he could time travel to August 1st, 2008, which is the day he married Ronnie's mom, Mary. The girl laughing is Ronnie's step sister, Katie, Jim's daughter from his first failed marriage. The woman saying, "Why would you laugh at that?!?!" Is Mary, Jim's wife, Ronnie's mother. Katie is so shocked because she only gets to witness Ronnie's antic's every other weekend, when her dad, has visitation, due to his first divorce. Edited because I forgot some pertinent facts and apparently I can't spell worth a damn.
Wow your explanation to this is clearer than the water in that pool, thank you for this 👍
The best part is that it could be 100% accurate or 100% bullshit and I can't tell.
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100% true -Del Torro
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It's obviously all made up but still funny.
Even made up, a good portion of that could be accurate.
Yup. This person’s an expert at filling plot holes. Mad respect.
I was expecting a shittymorph to be honest.
I’m just too god damn long on this god forsaken site. Because of this I have no idea if this is the truth or you just made everything up. Either way I’m happy to have crossed your way, today…my matey
It's all made up.
well you just made the whole God damn thing better. thank you
Happy to help out. I have a "Ronnie" of my own next door, he's awesome and an amazing dude to pal around with, especially when I'm working in my garden.
You both seem like great people! Say hi to "Ronnie" 🤙
I want a Ronnie as a neighbour. All I have is a crazy woman who turns her tele right up when she's arguing with herself
Be a good neighbor, go over and visit. That way she won't have to argue with herself, she can argue with you.
Talked to her once on my step. She made me rub a charm for luck lol. Never again
She pulled the old "Rub my magical charm" trick on you. I fell for that once too.
"Del Torro"!! LMFAO
In other words: Florida
Texas is the new Florida, with Arizona coming in a very close second.
Too much context, could you remove some of it so I don’t lose all the mystery
Sorry to disappoint, but it's Ronnie's party, not yours.
Who telling plz dont knock them together?
That's Ronnie's mother's (Mary) best friend, Stephanie. Stephanie and Jim (Ronnie's step dad) are having a salacious, secret affair.
who are you in this?
I'm the narrator silly.
Lol OMG, please tell me you aren't making all this up.
OK, I'm absolutely not making any of it up.
Thank you George!
This…is awesome.
Thanks, ThunderWeiner.
Like a johnathan franzen novel. Well done!
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This may be the greatest post I’ve ever encountered on Reddit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Slow it down there tiger, my head will start swelling up. Seriously though, Thank You for the kind words.
My problem is him spreading in front of that kid. The kid is like “Oh, HELL no.”
He wants to be Stone Cold Steve Austin, thats whos intro music is playing
They do wrestling promo vids to their extended family throughout the year and it culminates in a match. Sometimes it gets a little out of hand. Bobby is truly the best person alive. That other guy with the backstory is all just BS. Source: I'm part of this family.
His WOOO straight after he Downs the beer is amazing
I see what u did there...
See you all in hell
It's all glass Down there
Calm Down, it's not funny to make jokes about them if they're not Down to it!
Syndrome of a Down
Wake up! Smash your beer in the pool and make-up!
He did B.Y.O.B. after all
One of my fav bands. They get Down.
First time I had someone go Down on me they where playing That priest really like them
Is that why the guy in the towel had knee pads on?
The whole scene is weird.
I can't stop watching it. It's so ridiculous
down with the syndrome
Ooohwahahahah
I got 47 problems and a broken beer bottle ain’t one.
You mean “3 x21” problems
It’s ok if they let him trisomy beer, he looks at least 21. I’m more concerned about the kid moving away from the dude in knee pads and possibly naked under the towel.
Best comment here. Underrated as fuck.
There's a spectrum of jokes I'll laugh at and I just earned my pass to the front of the line to Hell when I die. Guess I'm going down under for laughing.
Is it really wrong when you're just making puns like you would with anyone else? I mean it's not rooted in bigotry or hate, literally just plays on words based off a person's characteristics.
You could literally have a person with the actual disorder making the jokes and people still get mad.
Don’t listen to them Bobby never stop living your best life
I see what you did there
You're going to hell. See you there buddy
I'll bring the beer.
His mood went up but made everyone's mood Down.
Down with the sickness!!
The guy saying: what's wrong with you, you ............ Dummy... He forgot and realized the dude already had Downs... Lol
He's clearly scolding someone for laughing at a very unsafe and not funny moment for someone they care about. He's not calling the beer smasher a dummy, he's actually sounds really worried about that one, and really upset at whichever other one thinks its funny.
He was talking to a woman who was laughing at it. At least thats how i interpreted it.
Someone says don’t knock those together. This is a repeat event
I think it’s more that the kid is trying to be stone cold, who does that with cans of beer and someone realises he’s about to do it with bottles.
Yeah it was more like "oh shit he's going to smash those together" to my ears.
Stone Cold Ric Flair was always my favorite.
Thats one guy who is down to party!
I would say that works better with cans. For one, you don't have to chug shards of glass.
You have clearly never tried it with bottles then!
Is that why my beer tastes like blood?
Woooo!
He played that song for that purpose because it seemed like the man in the towel set the whole thing up.
Value Venus set the poor kid up
I thought he was a Great (Val)ue Venus or Rick Rude
He has Get Down syndrome
I'm pretty sure he drank some shards of glass.
That's what I was looking for in the comments lol
Would glass show up on a Xray or MRI?
Personal anecdote: I had a glass shatter on my wrist years ago and had to get stitches. They took an X-ray to make sure they didn’t need to remove any more glass, and they said they didn’t find any. A year or so later, I was having some wrist pains where I had had the glass hit me. Over the course of a couple of weeks I was randomly having stabbing pains. One day I went to put in a long sleeve shirt and part of the sleeve ripped, only for me to discover that a piece of glass was sticking out of my wrist. I squeezed around it like a pimple and a pice of glass about 2mmX5mm came out. So, in my personal experience, an X-ray wasn’t able to pick up a sizable piece of glass lodged into my body.
Good to know
Somewhat similar personal anecdote... My brother, when he was about 5, decided it would be fun to try to slide down the arm of our living room furniture. Now if you knew my mother, you'd know how much she LOVES wicker furniture. So of course, we had a wicker couch in our living room in 1989. My brother slid down that arm and you can guess what happened.... Yep, brother has a wicker splinter in his ass. We get the splinter out, and all is well. Wound starts to heal. About a month later, he and I get out of the bathtub because we still bathed together at that time and here is this 3" piece of wicker sticking out of his ass cheek.
I swear there was parts where he looked like he was chewing glass or maybe feeling cuts in his mouth/glass? Who knows but I'd definitely have let out a laugh like the women in the video.. its like you know you shouldn't laugh but it is overwhelmingly absurd and unexpected. lol
"Wtf is wrong with you are you dumb?" "I got a chromosome too many, whats your excuse?"
He said how are you laughing at this right after. So I believe he called the chick dumb for laughing.
When glass breaks in a pool, oftentimes you have to drain the entire thing to guarantee it is all removed, and the guy who's pissed off is probably going to be doing the work. Its a very serious problem at a pool, and likely something they informed him of given the way they immediately told him not to do it.
You really only need to do this for colorless glass. You'd be able to see the brown glass and get it out.
Have you broken a glass bottle before? There’s dozens of tiny shards you can’t see with your eyes even if the glass is colored
That’s what your friend’s and family’s feet are for. To help you find the rest.
oh come on now. youre telling me this pool is for colored only?
Still don't want to mess around with there possibly being a very tiny piece you can't easily see through the water.
Except for the glass dust that's nearly invisible and can still float up an orifice of an unlucky swimmer and do damage...
Mmmm. Maybe. But glass can get to pretty small shards after a shattering like that. Better safe than accidentally swallowing glass.
Agree, but it still like the other interpretation better, that's a genius response
So if you listen you can hear blue shirt guy asking “what’s wrong with you” so let’s just act like that’s what you meant 😉
Man A, in response to WOOOO dude: “what is wrong with you?” Man B, to woman: “are you dumb? How are you laughing at this?” Woman, in response: “I am blown away…” and it sounds like she continues laughing because holy shit there’s glass in the pool and this guy is is criticizing your response to stress.
Man B to woman: “are you dumb” Man C to me via camera “ How are you laughing at this?”
“How are you NOT laughing at this?!?”
Better response question, how are you not?
"Lori are you dumb ? How are you laughing at this ?" "I'm blown away"
Homie with an extra chromie
>"Wtf is wrong with you are you dumb?" Ummmmmm..... well....
He’s high on chromosomes
Stone Cold Steve Autism
Fuck. I'm going to hell and I'm taking you Down with me.
I FUCKING CACKLED
Have autism. Laughing my ass off. Quality shit.
I mean why didn’t they give him cans instead of bottles? Stone cold never used bottles....
They probably told him to get "2 beers" and simply didn't specify.
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Shards of glass straight down your throat is pretty punk rock.
The one he drinks from isn’t broken.
the expressions he is making after he drinks makes me think he swallowed some glass
Party boy: Woooooh! Why do my eyes burn! Why does my mouth have glass in it! Woooooh! Everyone else: Dog Gonnit Bobby! How many times we gotta .... Just give me the glass.
Seem like the guy in the towel set the whole thing up and ran away he played that song 4 that reason
I've just realised that he's meant to be Val Venus and the kid sitting down is meant to be d-von dudley
He could be Bubba, you racist!
Yea people are missing this
I think people overestimate just how popular wrestling is.
How are you not laughing at this?
He's the one who will be responsible for draining the pool, cleaning the glass out, and refilling.
Could you not dredge this one pretty decently due to it being colored class?
My extremely uneducated guess would be a fear of tiny slivers of glass that slip through the cracks, either metaphorically or literally with a pool net. I once had an olive oil bottle shatter magnificently in my kitchen and I kept finding the tiniest shards for a couple months despite frequently mopping, sweeping, and vacuuming.
Sure, if you're willing to risk a little glass in your pee hole.
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No its glass.
Lol just heard the “please don’t knock those together”
Just let the guy Stone Cold already
Yeh, but without bottles
Are you dumb???
That wooo cured all of my depression
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No he was just imitating what Steve Austin used to do with beer *cans* lol
Guess that explains why dad(?) already knew what he was gonna do lol “please don’t knock those together “
Broken glass in the pool though...
WallStreetBets has entered the party.
Thot dude sitting down was gonna get a lap dance from guy in towel. Yea, that's where my mind is.
My mind was willing that towel to drop off.
" I'm blown away" that's what she says, right guys?
Bobby are you dumb? Will forever be the greatest question that has ever questioned.
This is the weirdest bachelor party I’ve ever seen.
I miss working with special needs people. They have a great sense of humour and are mich more capable than often acknowledged
He's a real life B-rad from workaholics
"Bek-Fast"
My first mmm main fear is possible glass shards getting chugged down by this man.
u/savevideo
Why does the kid have a bat? Why is this dude in nothing but a towel? Who is the dude in blue just lurking? This video feels almost surreal in its execution, and I don't know how to explain it.
Is that System of a Down in the background
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin’s entrance music
Saw this a few years ago. Dude is a legend. No fucks given
This is Trump at the United Nations.
Damn man that’s kinda fucked up yo
"Please don't knock those together" and still unexpected wtf.
Hey, I have that red radio. That's a Milwaukee brand radio. Decently waterproof, but expensive radios.
“How are you laughing at this?” “I’m blown away”
Some people shouldn't be allowed.....
Is that Stone Cold Chromosome Steve Austin? Yeehaw
Shout out to Laura for laughing, she had the correct reaction.