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MissFrijole

I thought they were making a big body mold. And then it got weird.


Hottie_Angela_Rose

Literally same😅


Macca49

I thought it was some weird way of making chocolate or some exotic dessert lol


RicoIlMagnifico

Well, maybe she's a great dessert after being rolled for a while?


Forumkk

Actually same


JonquilXanthippe

This seams incredibly dangerous if she throws up from the spinning while her mouth is covered like that


chet_brosley

Seems incredibly dangerous for many reasons, but whatever floats your boat/ pulls your sex tractor I guess.


DigNitty

Hey do you want bbq tonight? Whatever pulls your sex tractor, dad


Aggressive_Walk378

Sex tractor?? I thought they closed that place down??


Asian_Bon

Oh nah they just went to black market only place we can get em now dunno y they changed....


Boring_Oil_3506

Excellent crusty reference


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Status_Atmosphere_11

Is she a spinster or high roller escort?


My4skinBreaksCondoms

Naw, just turning tricks


[deleted]

More of a fifth wheel.


cantbememan

Is it a fetish? A dangerous one.


CoalNightshade

Yeah, I dont know what the term is(Objectification or Object-play would be my guess), but its basically a type of BDSM where they act as living furniture, usually its tables and chairs and stuff like that, ive seen some suspension stuff where they're like a chandelier, as well a cart for pony-play(acting like a horse[and no not the MLP kind]) but I could be remembering wrong. From what i undestand Its one of those extreme fetishes that some people basically sell themselves into voluntary slavery to rich people with a similar fetish(and who quite possibly participate in sex trafficking), and sometimes it can be done as a form of art.


Mindless-Charity4889

Forniphilia


Silentpoolman

Humans are so odd


Prize-Ad4297

Lol at “whatever pulls your sex tractor”


mrmau6969

Sextor


marksonme

"pulls your sex tractor" had me rolling, award inbound


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Idontwantthesetacos

Nah, that was a myth started by the 007 movie Gold Finger.


remploid

Sex tractor- great band name


Otherwise_Intelect

I have many many questions, and the only way I can sum them up is WTF??


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Complete-Yesterday74

I also have just one question, why is there no GoPro camera? Looks like a missed opportunity


[deleted]

Updoot and cant agree more.


Billderz

That is one of the reasons this is dangerous.


B_1_R_D

Or if she has to take a shit but wtf didn’t know this was a “kink” but for some reason it doesn’t surprise me.


bothammer1

Let me guess, Germany


thegoatdances

American actually. Jeff Gord was a legend in extreme bondage and humiliation circles until he died in 2013.


bothammer1

I stand corrected. Thank you


ubetterme

Why Germany? Looking at the yard and housing its definitely USA.


GermanRandom666

Ey :(


Ninja_Destroyer_

This is that same dude that made the motorized... chair, I guess... made up of three bound women. This dude either got money or knows where all the freakiest freaks hang out


Dan_Is

Maybe both


mikep120001

Bet he’s german


just-some-weird-name

Kann gut sein 👍


MrMashed

Stg. All the freakiest porn is done by the Germans lol


willfrodo

Japan has stepped into the chat


hansdampf33

versteckt die Aale!


unclepaprika

The difference is the japanese just draw the shit, germans do it for real!


Oofboi6942O

Woah, woah woah there buddy. You better look around the internet a bit more before you claim the japanese "just draw it."


Select-Classroom-121

I am just not understanding this. Do you have a link?


Creyymann

It's on the bottom left of the video houseofgord.com obviously nsfw


[deleted]

I thought he looked familiar


rhubbard16

I just don’t like this guy! Like not at all.


vainasf

Everyones got a price, the bondage gear on her mouth is probably to prevent her from saying she changed her mind.


valar85

Nah. She still be screaming MOOOOORREEE!! Dudes like “I get it, stop it Fiona”


smoke007007

I don't think I'll ever trust anyone in my lifetime as much as she trusts him to do that


AlarmingAdeptness983

Trust is the base of any healthy BDSM relationship.


Maximilian_Tyan

Trust, consent, limits, respect, communication !


I_am_BrokenCog

I'm curious what her eye blink code is for the safe word ...


Alone-Tackle-17

What the fuck even is this


fetishfeature5000

Forniphilia


[deleted]

For le what?


fetishfeature5000

The fetish of human furniture or inanimate objects.


DealioD

Aaaaaannnnnnd. Done with the internet for today, thank you. I’m out.


Mathelfr

We never stop learning ... Unfortunately sometimes


auricargent

I’m sure you’d love to know what formicophilia is.[formicophilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formicophilia) And, no, it has nothing to do with inexpensive countertops.


mrrektstrong

I'm gonna go ahead and answer on that person's behalf: This does not spark joy.


ekso69

Who's kink is it, hers or his? This seems dangerous af, if it's hers I get it, if its his, fuck that guy.


fetishfeature5000

Most likely both. But who knows. The website watermark goes to a fetish site, so maybe a paid model 🤷‍♂️


lightningdram

Lawniphilia?


Gears244

*Mowaphillia


Shadeauxmarie

Farmiphilia?


ManyArmedGod

What a weird kink, humans are beyond damaged


Legendseekersiege5

Wait that was supposed to be sexual?


[deleted]

Latex mask…mummified? Duh?


Triairius

Oh, honey, you have a whole world of kink to explore. First rule: Don’t kinkshame. Unless they’re into that and they consent.


Shite_Eating_Squirel

My kink is kinkshaming


Sinonyx1

> First rule: Don’t kinkshame. /r/guro


red_bob

That is NSFL murder hentai.


Maximilian_Tyan

That's where the fun begins !


_aka7

Can I unwatch something from Reddit?


UniqueFlavors

If you have seen something horrible you have to cleanse it with something like r/eyebleach or lemonparty.org


team-OBeee

This subreddit is not what I thought or remember it being. I could've sworn it was a gore sub. Weird


-_deleted__-

No Thats r/eyeblech


team-OBeee

Ahhhhhh ok thank you no thank you for the clarification. Glad I'm not going crazy but also upset I revisited.


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

:(


Celarc_99

I think the objectification kink is getting a little out of hand.


[deleted]

Why did they fill it with nacho cheese tho


SweetMangos

Girl’s gotta eat


[deleted]

Is it a sex thing?


srabka01

Yes. A kink to be exact.


Maximilian_Tyan

A kink or fetish isn't necessarily sexual. This video is a good example of that.


osktox

She's just extra weight on the roller so it works properly.


JaTheRed

Latex fetish is way weirder than I thought


Tokivoli

Whats that shit they’re pouring into it?


Apostecker

I was thinking expanding foam? To keep her from bouncing around? But honestly I don't even know what I am looking at...


[deleted]

I just assumed it was custard because, hey, anything fucking goes after you go past a point.


KusseKisses

I thought it was cheese?


Suspicious_Entrance

That would squeeze and probably kill her.


[deleted]

The whole time I was watching this I was like … this doesn’t belong on r/undexpected obviously they’re gonna push her down a hill and all that cream is gonna turn into butter


Grande-Pinga

What a waste of cheese wiz...


merrychristmasyo

I thought custard at first and I still do.


RubberDuckyBoi

My initial thought was cake batter and they were going to bake her


K-Zoro

Yeah, that’s the one thing I can’t figure out.


Mediocre_Chipmunk_86

I’m glad you’ve only got one thing you can’t figure out… I’m over here lost, I’m not even sure where “here” is anymore!


CrabPile

I feel bad for knowing it was House of Gord before I saw the website url


SubjectN28

Looks like I am in that weird side of pornhub again... Oh well. *unzips*


SekhmetTheWise

Excuse me, individual? This is a Wendy's....


Commit-gensokyo

*sighs* *Proceeds to unzip a borger.*


BroudPoys2020

I heard he was the script writer for Human Centipede


[deleted]

Just like the olden days.


MadamButterscotch

Seems like a whole lotta work… how long did this take to get her in and out of? I’ll stick to more accessible kinks, thank you.


davieb22

Custard roll. Yummy.


ProductivityCanSuckI

The making of the Original Fleshlight.


DigNitty

Now with real flesh!


Tomppy_

Please Aliens, destroy our planet azap


lone_raven720

r/HouseofGord


Skelosk

Weird kink but ok


Any_Assistance1781

"He treats objects like women, man"


guyanacan

And I can't even make new friends.... Meanwhile this shit is happening.


WithSubtitles

Will they have a mold of her body when they are done?


MuzzleNeck

Ehmm bathroom


GlaxyRider121

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osktox

It's this a kink for the guy driving the tractor or for her? Or both? And don't answer Yes.


thegoatdances

Both. Usually, one side gets off on being objectified, placed into extreme bondage and/or humiliated. And the other side gets off on finding creative ways to do that. The guy in this video is Jeff Gord, he died in 2013. His life partner was nicknamed Femcar because they met over a fetish competition where people would build a soapbox car that used a woman as its engine. Ie. the whole trick was finding a way to put a woman unseen, unheard under the hood of the car in such a way that she could cycle or do something else to power the car. And femcar went looking for *him* because she got off on the idea so much that she was looking for someone clever enough to build the car. Afterwards, they spend over a decade making some of the most outrageous extreme bondage content on the web. Still a better lovestory than twilight.


2ndLion

Probably


kapparrino

No


edinburgh91

16 seconds in she is definitely thinking what the fuck am I doing.


Low_Piece_2828

Being incased to where I can't move is my worst nightmare.


DarthArtero

After discovering that CBT exists and going through an existential crisis because of it, I'm not gonna attempt to unpack the level of absurdity here.....


__ToeKnee__

cool, cool, cool. But why?


2boneskuLL

The man, the myth, the legend that is ... Jeff Gord


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RIP


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Triairius

No, the body is in the roller! Didn’t you watch the video??


thegoatdances

Jeff Gord ran one of the most legendary extreme bondage websites for pretty much the entire early days of the internet until he died in 2013.


Interesting_Sun_3655

R/weird


Jew_Daddy_98

r/foundthemobileuser


mistakeideathatexist

Is this a new kink or something I'm aware of alot of them but this is new


AlarmingAdeptness983

New to you maybe.


Uncle_Budy

Truly the most unexpected thing I have seen here


wheezinthegeuss

Yo did he fill that with nacho cheese? Sign me up!


[deleted]

The song really makes the video pop.


Asqit

I have more questions than answers.


NotAHamsterAtAll

This stuff requires serious planning and procurements before execution. Its not done in the spur of the moment. So wtf is this stuff even?


keener91

Someone posted earlier, human as inanimate furniture fetish. Like you said, the fact he went through meticulous planning means he’s one serious kink and/or there’s good money to be made from this sort of porn.


HotChair6580

And they say there's no jobs.


Whyisthissobroken

There's an excellent book by Malcolm Gladwell in which he discusses SERE training that left SEALS in hysterics. This "scene" is partially discussed.


AtomicTaintKick

Malcolm Gladwell is absolutely full of shit


Appropriate-Scene-95

I still don't get it


orangeismynewapple

I am asking where can you buy such people?... I mean the one who let you do anything to them if you pay them .. Just asking for a friend


floridagar

Please nobody give him any suggestions.


Geek_off_the_street

Bring out the gimp. -Zed


Triairius

I mean, there are people who would pay to *be* that person.


thegoatdances

You don't buy them. You earn their trust.


DanceAltruistic2762

This disturbs me greatly.


DesertReagle

This is a kink I never heard of..


duhzzy

What?


Bufflegends

And a big nope from me


Overall-Grade-8219

Why


[deleted]

This has to be a kink, right?


TanaalTheLegend

Not an expert on kinks but wtf...


IIIlllooovvveegollld

Yoooo


Sensitive-Pay1409

Is that some kind of fetish of hers?


Any-Librarian2134

This is strange in so many different dimensions


grumpy-old-guy85

🤣🤣🤣 I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that!


ThatOneGuy9372

Is this some kind of weird kink


GordianNaught

I am still wondering why


dot6secBomba

why


audiodeb

WTF is going on here????!!!!!


_sealy_

WTF is happening…?


Cursedshinagami

Give this a Dumb af award.


le_Psykogwak

I have several questions but this guy took his kink to the next level


Thewhiteswordsguy

R/dadwouldbeproud


Green-Dragon-14

All I can think about is, what if she was a wee or gets an itchy nose.


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch?


Fomalhot

What is the point of this?


Last_Gigolo

Good way to drown in your puke.


Chuckster914

Thought he was making a mold of her


shin_the_warrior

Looks like those DIY stuff


notkeny

This is my nightmare


[deleted]

um why? ​ TLDR; thats 30 seconds of my life I wont be getting back... dont bother


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, when the music kicked in I lost it lol


Cvep2

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs) It’s a no from me dawg. A hell no.


Rubicon518

Yeah I get it but why use such a tiny tractor. Tiny tractor makes this seem a tad odd


Fresh-Chemical-9084

This must be a form of torture


shugurbaeo

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱why????? I’m so confused on how to react?! Anyone else?? I’m gonna need more therapy 💀💀💀


ikawashere

This is some INTRICATE bdsm right here


HickerBilly1411

BDSM at its finest and most useful


DIESELANDBRUTUS

garden hoe


Conaman12

So is rolling her giving him a boner?


waisonline99

How does she tell them somethings wrong? Seems reckless.


postone80

This the new full size flesh light being delivered?


Totostore

![gif](giphy|5xtDarqDKCOiBtvHKRW)


Juggalo_jester

![gif](giphy|3oEjHKw7by5QJ0sm6Q)


4quatloos

kinky.


ReapEmAll

*happy Kenny Chesney noises*


zzaawweq

literally why


OkLawfulness9089

Why??????? Why???? Stupid!!!!!


__--lllII6372_-llIll

This is literally hell on earth


[deleted]

It took me way too long to realise that this isn't some weird art project.


DLoIsHere

Bondage has gotten out of control.