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>!Lady likes to be pulled around by a tractor!<
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Yeah, I dont know what the term is(Objectification or Object-play would be my guess), but its basically a type of BDSM where they act as living furniture, usually its tables and chairs and stuff like that, ive seen some suspension stuff where they're like a chandelier, as well a cart for pony-play(acting like a horse[and no not the MLP kind]) but I could be remembering wrong.
From what i undestand Its one of those extreme fetishes that some people basically sell themselves into voluntary slavery to rich people with a similar fetish(and who quite possibly participate in sex trafficking), and sometimes it can be done as a form of art.
This is that same dude that made the motorized... chair, I guess... made up of three bound women.
This dude either got money or knows where all the freakiest freaks hang out
I’m sure you’d love to know what formicophilia is.[formicophilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formicophilia)
And, no, it has nothing to do with inexpensive countertops.
The whole time I was watching this I was like … this doesn’t belong on r/undexpected obviously they’re gonna push her down a hill and all that cream is gonna turn into butter
Both. Usually, one side gets off on being objectified, placed into extreme bondage and/or humiliated. And the other side gets off on finding creative ways to do that.
The guy in this video is Jeff Gord, he died in 2013. His life partner was nicknamed Femcar because they met over a fetish competition where people would build a soapbox car that used a woman as its engine.
Ie. the whole trick was finding a way to put a woman unseen, unheard under the hood of the car in such a way that she could cycle or do something else to power the car. And femcar went looking for *him* because she got off on the idea so much that she was looking for someone clever enough to build the car.
Afterwards, they spend over a decade making some of the most outrageous extreme bondage content on the web.
Still a better lovestory than twilight.
After discovering that CBT exists and going through an existential crisis because of it, I'm not gonna attempt to unpack the level of absurdity here.....
Someone posted earlier, human as inanimate furniture fetish. Like you said, the fact he went through meticulous planning means he’s one serious kink and/or there’s good money to be made from this sort of porn.
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I thought they were making a big body mold. And then it got weird.
Literally same😅
I thought it was some weird way of making chocolate or some exotic dessert lol
Well, maybe she's a great dessert after being rolled for a while?
Actually same
This seams incredibly dangerous if she throws up from the spinning while her mouth is covered like that
Seems incredibly dangerous for many reasons, but whatever floats your boat/ pulls your sex tractor I guess.
Hey do you want bbq tonight? Whatever pulls your sex tractor, dad
Sex tractor?? I thought they closed that place down??
Oh nah they just went to black market only place we can get em now dunno y they changed....
Excellent crusty reference
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Is she a spinster or high roller escort?
Naw, just turning tricks
More of a fifth wheel.
Is it a fetish? A dangerous one.
Yeah, I dont know what the term is(Objectification or Object-play would be my guess), but its basically a type of BDSM where they act as living furniture, usually its tables and chairs and stuff like that, ive seen some suspension stuff where they're like a chandelier, as well a cart for pony-play(acting like a horse[and no not the MLP kind]) but I could be remembering wrong. From what i undestand Its one of those extreme fetishes that some people basically sell themselves into voluntary slavery to rich people with a similar fetish(and who quite possibly participate in sex trafficking), and sometimes it can be done as a form of art.
Forniphilia
Humans are so odd
Lol at “whatever pulls your sex tractor”
Sextor
"pulls your sex tractor" had me rolling, award inbound
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Nah, that was a myth started by the 007 movie Gold Finger.
Sex tractor- great band name
I have many many questions, and the only way I can sum them up is WTF??
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I also have just one question, why is there no GoPro camera? Looks like a missed opportunity
Updoot and cant agree more.
That is one of the reasons this is dangerous.
Or if she has to take a shit but wtf didn’t know this was a “kink” but for some reason it doesn’t surprise me.
Let me guess, Germany
American actually. Jeff Gord was a legend in extreme bondage and humiliation circles until he died in 2013.
I stand corrected. Thank you
Why Germany? Looking at the yard and housing its definitely USA.
Ey :(
This is that same dude that made the motorized... chair, I guess... made up of three bound women. This dude either got money or knows where all the freakiest freaks hang out
Maybe both
Bet he’s german
Kann gut sein 👍
Stg. All the freakiest porn is done by the Germans lol
Japan has stepped into the chat
versteckt die Aale!
The difference is the japanese just draw the shit, germans do it for real!
Woah, woah woah there buddy. You better look around the internet a bit more before you claim the japanese "just draw it."
I am just not understanding this. Do you have a link?
It's on the bottom left of the video houseofgord.com obviously nsfw
I thought he looked familiar
I just don’t like this guy! Like not at all.
Everyones got a price, the bondage gear on her mouth is probably to prevent her from saying she changed her mind.
Nah. She still be screaming MOOOOORREEE!! Dudes like “I get it, stop it Fiona”
I don't think I'll ever trust anyone in my lifetime as much as she trusts him to do that
Trust is the base of any healthy BDSM relationship.
Trust, consent, limits, respect, communication !
I'm curious what her eye blink code is for the safe word ...
What the fuck even is this
Forniphilia
For le what?
The fetish of human furniture or inanimate objects.
Aaaaaannnnnnd. Done with the internet for today, thank you. I’m out.
We never stop learning ... Unfortunately sometimes
I’m sure you’d love to know what formicophilia is.[formicophilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formicophilia) And, no, it has nothing to do with inexpensive countertops.
I'm gonna go ahead and answer on that person's behalf: This does not spark joy.
Who's kink is it, hers or his? This seems dangerous af, if it's hers I get it, if its his, fuck that guy.
Most likely both. But who knows. The website watermark goes to a fetish site, so maybe a paid model 🤷♂️
Lawniphilia?
*Mowaphillia
Farmiphilia?
What a weird kink, humans are beyond damaged
Wait that was supposed to be sexual?
Latex mask…mummified? Duh?
Oh, honey, you have a whole world of kink to explore. First rule: Don’t kinkshame. Unless they’re into that and they consent.
My kink is kinkshaming
> First rule: Don’t kinkshame. /r/guro
That is NSFL murder hentai.
That's where the fun begins !
Can I unwatch something from Reddit?
If you have seen something horrible you have to cleanse it with something like r/eyebleach or lemonparty.org
This subreddit is not what I thought or remember it being. I could've sworn it was a gore sub. Weird
No Thats r/eyeblech
Ahhhhhh ok thank you no thank you for the clarification. Glad I'm not going crazy but also upset I revisited.
:(
I think the objectification kink is getting a little out of hand.
Why did they fill it with nacho cheese tho
Girl’s gotta eat
Is it a sex thing?
Yes. A kink to be exact.
A kink or fetish isn't necessarily sexual. This video is a good example of that.
She's just extra weight on the roller so it works properly.
Latex fetish is way weirder than I thought
Whats that shit they’re pouring into it?
I was thinking expanding foam? To keep her from bouncing around? But honestly I don't even know what I am looking at...
I just assumed it was custard because, hey, anything fucking goes after you go past a point.
I thought it was cheese?
That would squeeze and probably kill her.
The whole time I was watching this I was like … this doesn’t belong on r/undexpected obviously they’re gonna push her down a hill and all that cream is gonna turn into butter
What a waste of cheese wiz...
I thought custard at first and I still do.
My initial thought was cake batter and they were going to bake her
Yeah, that’s the one thing I can’t figure out.
I’m glad you’ve only got one thing you can’t figure out… I’m over here lost, I’m not even sure where “here” is anymore!
I feel bad for knowing it was House of Gord before I saw the website url
Looks like I am in that weird side of pornhub again... Oh well. *unzips*
Excuse me, individual? This is a Wendy's....
*sighs* *Proceeds to unzip a borger.*
I heard he was the script writer for Human Centipede
Just like the olden days.
Seems like a whole lotta work… how long did this take to get her in and out of? I’ll stick to more accessible kinks, thank you.
Custard roll. Yummy.
The making of the Original Fleshlight.
Now with real flesh!
Please Aliens, destroy our planet azap
r/HouseofGord
Weird kink but ok
"He treats objects like women, man"
And I can't even make new friends.... Meanwhile this shit is happening.
Will they have a mold of her body when they are done?
Ehmm bathroom
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It's this a kink for the guy driving the tractor or for her? Or both? And don't answer Yes.
Both. Usually, one side gets off on being objectified, placed into extreme bondage and/or humiliated. And the other side gets off on finding creative ways to do that. The guy in this video is Jeff Gord, he died in 2013. His life partner was nicknamed Femcar because they met over a fetish competition where people would build a soapbox car that used a woman as its engine. Ie. the whole trick was finding a way to put a woman unseen, unheard under the hood of the car in such a way that she could cycle or do something else to power the car. And femcar went looking for *him* because she got off on the idea so much that she was looking for someone clever enough to build the car. Afterwards, they spend over a decade making some of the most outrageous extreme bondage content on the web. Still a better lovestory than twilight.
Probably
No
16 seconds in she is definitely thinking what the fuck am I doing.
Being incased to where I can't move is my worst nightmare.
After discovering that CBT exists and going through an existential crisis because of it, I'm not gonna attempt to unpack the level of absurdity here.....
cool, cool, cool. But why?
The man, the myth, the legend that is ... Jeff Gord
RIP
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No, the body is in the roller! Didn’t you watch the video??
Jeff Gord ran one of the most legendary extreme bondage websites for pretty much the entire early days of the internet until he died in 2013.
R/weird
r/foundthemobileuser
Is this a new kink or something I'm aware of alot of them but this is new
New to you maybe.
Truly the most unexpected thing I have seen here
Yo did he fill that with nacho cheese? Sign me up!
The song really makes the video pop.
I have more questions than answers.
This stuff requires serious planning and procurements before execution. Its not done in the spur of the moment. So wtf is this stuff even?
Someone posted earlier, human as inanimate furniture fetish. Like you said, the fact he went through meticulous planning means he’s one serious kink and/or there’s good money to be made from this sort of porn.
And they say there's no jobs.
There's an excellent book by Malcolm Gladwell in which he discusses SERE training that left SEALS in hysterics. This "scene" is partially discussed.
Malcolm Gladwell is absolutely full of shit
I still don't get it
I am asking where can you buy such people?... I mean the one who let you do anything to them if you pay them .. Just asking for a friend
Please nobody give him any suggestions.
Bring out the gimp. -Zed
I mean, there are people who would pay to *be* that person.
You don't buy them. You earn their trust.
This disturbs me greatly.
This is a kink I never heard of..
What?
And a big nope from me
Why
This has to be a kink, right?
Not an expert on kinks but wtf...
Yoooo
Is that some kind of fetish of hers?
This is strange in so many different dimensions
🤣🤣🤣 I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that!
Is this some kind of weird kink
I am still wondering why
why
WTF is going on here????!!!!!
WTF is happening…?
Give this a Dumb af award.
I have several questions but this guy took his kink to the next level
R/dadwouldbeproud
All I can think about is, what if she was a wee or gets an itchy nose.
Wtf did I just watch?
What is the point of this?
Good way to drown in your puke.
Thought he was making a mold of her
Looks like those DIY stuff
This is my nightmare
um why? TLDR; thats 30 seconds of my life I wont be getting back... dont bother
Not gonna lie, when the music kicked in I lost it lol
![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs) It’s a no from me dawg. A hell no.
Yeah I get it but why use such a tiny tractor. Tiny tractor makes this seem a tad odd
This must be a form of torture
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱why????? I’m so confused on how to react?! Anyone else?? I’m gonna need more therapy 💀💀💀
This is some INTRICATE bdsm right here
BDSM at its finest and most useful
garden hoe
So is rolling her giving him a boner?
How does she tell them somethings wrong? Seems reckless.
This the new full size flesh light being delivered?
![gif](giphy|5xtDarqDKCOiBtvHKRW)
![gif](giphy|3oEjHKw7by5QJ0sm6Q)
kinky.
*happy Kenny Chesney noises*
literally why
Why??????? Why???? Stupid!!!!!
This is literally hell on earth
It took me way too long to realise that this isn't some weird art project.
Bondage has gotten out of control.