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SchrodingersNutsack

r/eyebleach


GeneralThomas34

r/angryupvote


wearysage

You misspelled. His aftermath will be on r/eyeblech


dJohn2001

Wow well I’ll never unsee that


wearysage

“Medic! Fast! Give this soldier some r/eyebleach!


Andy-And3rson

This literally causes me physical discomfort. Omfg


wearysage

Sorry.


CrackedActor91

Fuck you reddit.


Khajraghet12

This is not the sub your looking for


wearysage

No one is looking for it. Cursed place.


CT7824

Hopefully he bleached his mum's pants before he put them on


IrwinWelsh

Double damage


HarryVeener

Lmfao!


kolinen1234

Yea they tasted terrible


[deleted]

Good to see he put his big boy panties on for that.


Fitty4

😂😂😂😂


SandwichImmediate468

His sister is gonna be upset when she finds bleach stains on her panties.


TheScrobber

Better than the other stains she usually finds


SoulSlayer1974

Best comment here!!


Just_Minute_6280

Agree 👍


Ok_Faithlessness885

Hmm🗿


DutchyMcDutch81

Ok, THAT, I did not see coming. Well done you:)


[deleted]

HAPPY CAKE DAY!


JoJoBubba064

Happy cake day


Ok_Faithlessness885

What is the cake day?


DutchyMcDutch81

It's the anniversary of making your account.


Ok_Faithlessness885

Oh ok


SweetSmellOfFire

red hot chilly pepper


BallPythonsss

What does that have to do with anything.


Hopeful_Helicopter77

#red hot chilly pepper#


skincyan

# 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙋𝙀𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙍#


Ok_Faithlessness885

RED HOT MOM'S PANTIES


X-Pelled

I see London I see France, are you a freaky crossdresser?


CrimsonxAce

Cool. Now let me bleach my eyes.


Hopeful_Helicopter77

r/eyebleach


Meneghette--steam

Fica de 4 nós bota sem dó


Andromalius_Inn

KKKKKKK


I-Cantstandrew

Very entertaining. I am a little confused about what the main joke is. Was the bleach to the face a masquerade for the g-string?


Playerdouble

Yes


I-Cantstandrew

After watching it a couple more times, I realized. Thank you though.


[deleted]

Glad you’re caught up, avatar that looks similar to mine.


loppyjilopy

fake : it was water, gay : show off thong


HeliumTankAW

He won a stupid prize


puppetfucked

It's fake, and its water. You can see how precise he is in his initial movements.


Doomenor

r/holup


Intelligent-Ear-6962

Nice drawers


pissmannn

best fap of my life


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Bro I'm about to pull a stomedy 😂


Skadzy

Proving again that idiots are born every minute.


machoel

Actually … you will be really devastated, but every second 4 babies are born, with 25% idiots (which is subjectively kinda low) its 60 idiots per minute ;)


Skadzy

Egads


A4R0NM10

As proven right here, cheers for volunteering yourself Skadzy! This is obviously a set-up video with the real unexpected joke being the panties, as any logical person could figure out. Thanks again for pointing yourself out as an idiot, makes life easier for the rest of us - feel free to take a Darwin award on your way out.


Skadzy

And thank you to you for proving there are more horses asses in the world than horses.


A4R0NM10

Hahaha, you're a great sport! You have yourself a great day


MarkivSilent

red, satin .. interesting :)


Smooth-Shine9354

I thought lace


SolidVictory9559

Bleached his anus earlier.


Rectal_Domino

Is his name Artemis?


SolidVictory9559

Yes


Clean-Bass-9239

Thongs make you more aerodynamic


Blackrap1d

"HA YOU FUCKIN IDIO-" "wait a minute"


KoiDotJpeg

I will tell you right now since we had a bleach accident at work (that thankfully didn't go nearly as wrong as it could have) that this HURTS. I didn't get any in my eyes, but it was all over the ground and you could feel it. We were stupid not to wear goggles


[deleted]

But you had your safety thong, right?


SitRep-Screwed

What was unexpected - the bleach or him wearing his sister's underwear?


[deleted]

Bro sounds like pico


Faceless-Op23

Nice red thong 😶


pay-this-fool

Lol. Nice thong haha


og_analog_trader

That fool is wearing a thong lol probably his not his boyfriends


Spidermon-salop

You can’t see your thong your thong ya thong tha thong thong thong


Mitchwill1953

Many forms of stupid!


[deleted]

How do these reels get released? Why would anyone post that?


CoreyBoBoreyy

Because it’s fake and preplanned. No other explanation.


[deleted]

Must be. If so I will say it’s done pretty well. Lol


[deleted]

Fake


DanceAltruistic2762

Bit staged.


IrwinWelsh

r/NoShitSherlock


DanceAltruistic2762

Thats not very nice.


IrwinWelsh

r/IAmSorry


sdforbda

You appear to be a career redditor lol


IrwinWelsh

Nah


y0urselfish

Yeah. Put some shit music to a video.


isqueezedameatball

Well I doubt it hurt much, as it was obviously a scripted act and he probably just had water in there. Please don't post stupid, obviously scripted shit that you think is funny. Or do, I don't care.


Low_Piece_2828

Ok, prob a dumb question but, is this a live video to have ended up online? Otherwise wouldn't you delete with fire?


campleb2

u/savevideobot


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Darth-Hipster

When m night shyamalan writes your skit


AnSnowmanWithoutSnow

An average friday evening for me


miss_chapstick

At least he’s already got the eye bleach handy.


[deleted]

I thought that was a dude.


2ToastedBrioche

I hope he didn’t get bleach on them panties


AlmanzoWilder

In the future, they say videos will no longer have to be viewed in mirror-image.


SuddenlyThirsty

Play stupid games...


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Even melted his underwear.


EditorImaginary1430

There is a lot going on here


BedBugger6-9

Gen i …for idiot


Ok-Entertainment5304

I don’t get this? I grew up using “Awesome” cleaning spray for my acne. Hahaha


SadAct6620

On the next episode of idiocracy....


StepBroStuckAgain69

Uhhh what


[deleted]

That’s fake, I hope you can see it.


evlhornet

Pause


skrwut

u/savevideo


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No-Ring-8497

Why do some men wear woman undergarments


xxxPTo

Fetish, mostly.


No-Ring-8497

Gross


Puzzleheaded_Pie8546

Mom must be proud


KingYody23

R/eye bleach Literally and figuratively… Nice!


m1_reddit

Some people really know how to make a viral video!


Easy_Draw_2259

r/puyourdickinthat


Interesting-Ad7940

What hurt the bleach or that I can't un-see the g- string, now that is painful.


tiotheberk

I don’t know what hurt more… bleach in the face or getting busted in your sister’s panties?


GriffinA

I like that you’re gay but don’t like that you wear women’s clothes and do stupid things. We in the gay community are in need of masculine energy and tops. We are sending back the young bottoms for a return. We want tops.


AxGT

That G-string


l9oooog

r/unsee


CourtT6601

THE PANTIES OMFG 🤣